#sagau incorrect quote

[alitheakorogane]

Paimon: So, you're telling me we don't know if we have been chasing down the real imposter this whole time?

The Traveler: (thinking deeply) But seriously, how do we even know who's the real imposter without alerting everyone about this issue?

Venti: (proud) Perhaps we should ask them to prove their worthiness in a drinking contest. Our true Divine Grace would never back down from such a challenge.

Kaeya: Ah, the classic Mondstadt method of discerning truth from falsehood.

Diluc: (grumbled) The two drunken idiots had the audacity to say it in order for these two to get their filthy hands on our wine for free. Paimon: Tone-deaf bard would definitely join on that contest, that's for sure. I could bet on that he would win. I could even bet who will be the Imposter even. The Traveler: (warned) Paimon, don't. We don't have any Mora left for betting against anyone.

Jean: (embarrassed while whispering) Lord Barbatos, have mercy. Venti: (heard the prayer) Ehe.

[zweetpea]

Kaeya: Who’s the toughest person you know?

Klee: (Y/n).

You: (ꈍᴗꈍ).

Kaeya: Who’s the toughest man person you know.

Klee: Albedo.

Kaeya: Whose the toughest knight you know.

Klee: The traveler.

Kaeya: 

You: Strike three you’re out!

(I’m posting this under SAGAU, because I had to post it under my SAGAU story ballad of freedom and anarchy, because Ao3 is trying to take that down)

[iloveyanderes]

I may or may not have spent 200 fates these past couple days.....

Let's just say Xilonen and chirori are very happy with their weapons

[forgottennpc]

Photo:

Traveller: What's the plan?

Cyno: I have an I-Dehya.

Tighanri: ...

Traveller: ...

Paimon: ...

Note: Sorry, not sorry. Need Cyno to explain the joke, I ain't gonna explain it.

[goldensunsetchild]

Random SAGAU and SAHSRAU brainrot

What if Traveler/Trailblazer as our vessels were to unconsciously begin to copy our personality? But the bad parts of it.

Like... the fact that I personally have a really bad personality, so I think it would be easy for them to copy my never ending rudeness. Following the fact that if I don't like someone's behavior it's most likely that I will end up always bickering with them (an example is my dad) and that sarcasm is my second language.

So I imagine Lumine and Stelle (since they were the ones I choose for the role of MC) going around with a natural resting bitch face (my signature expression) starting to be less friendly around people, doing snarky comments here and there. And of course bickering to no end with people they don't like, probably they will end up throwing hands at them and all.

Now I feel like I have to do incorrect quotes with them being more like me. Should I do it?

[newstepping]

cakes diasomnia has given to yuu + cakes yuu has given to diasomnia

malleus draconia

a different nickname for malleus

prince charming's kiss

the reversed cinderella tale + art

and while you sleep, i'll be scared

crowley finds a way back home, stays in twst

twst x sagau ft. M4ll3U5

why not me?

ingame voicelines

housewardens try to woo you but the first-year rizz is unmatched

housewardens forget that they are your boyfriend when they are drunk

the princess treatment

voicelines about you

courting, pining, or flirting?

not your knight in shining armor, yandere

you fall asleep in class

the key to my heart

a fae's love

i've become the villain's lover!

a hopeless lovestory + malleus draconia is gomez addams personified

he's a ten, but he...

you make them plushies

a beautiful heartbreak - I, II, III, ...

name

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

my dearest, malleus

someone new catch's their s/o's attention

yuu is loopy and doesn't recognize them

+ nsfw +

gimme all your love! 3rd years x thicc!reader nsfw

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incorrect quotes - I, II, III, IV, V, VI

lilia vanrouge

the reversed cinderella tale + art

why not me?

post chapter 7 overblot? it doesn't have a title and i'm bad with titles

courting, pining, or flirting?

the key to my heart

dearly yet intensely

a fae's love

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

+ nsfw +

gimme all your love! 3rd years x thicc!reader nsfw

lilia's breeding kink lol, nsfw

silver

the reversed cinderella tale + art

why not me?

courting, pining, or flirting?

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

sebek zigvolt

the reversed cinderella tale + art

why not me?

the princess treatment

courting, pining, or flirting?

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

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incorrect quotes - I

[alitheakorogane]

Reader: (Running around the place to avoid being hit by arrows) So, do all of you think I'm an imposter?!

Venti: Yep! But don't worry, we'll hunt you down with love!

Reader: Love? More like with a thousand arrows!

Zhongli: Just let us catch you and face the consequences of your crimes of impersonating the Divine Grace.

Reader: But I just wanted to chill in Teyvat, not dodge arrows, spears, and angry mobs! And what do you mean by impersonating?! It's not my fault I was born with this ridiculous face!

Venti: Ha! Good luck with that! We're relentless when it comes to catching imposters like you.

Reader: Good luck with that! Your aim still sucks, you'll have a chance catching a random sleeping hilichurl with your aim than me!

[zweetpea]

You/Gen: strike me down Raiden!

*lightning in the distance*

You/Gen: You don’t have the bal-

Ei:

(Its made funnier by her sisters name)

[heedmywarnings]

SAGAU MASTERLIST

Before the "Impostor" was executed, they called out every single sin the Archons' have comitted..

i - One Last Time

ii - Once Was Never Enough

iii - Again?

iv - On Their Knees

v - Caged with Freedom

vi - Give Up, Cold Spirit

vii - The Failed Escape

viii - Who am I?

ix - Not Found.

iv - Again..?

☆▪︎☆

Forget everything, do not acknowledge your past and focus in your present. You have escaped, you are not in the game.

And Then The Brighter Days Come

☆▪︎☆

Impostor? Do not say such a vile word in my presence. A journal, of a person.

i- Of all the GOLD I could've stole

ii - Of all the GOLD you I could've stole

iii - Time?

iv - No Faces Left Undistorted

v - Eius Mortem? (Lower Your Volume)

vi - Three Parts of a Page

vii - WHO HAS SUNG????

viii - stop.

ix - end.

A creature has a risen, that creature is you, Behold.

Chapter I

Chapter II

Chapter III

KNY MASTERLIST

HIS CHILD is powerful, strong... like him. But soon he will lose control over his child. He knows he'll bite the hand that feeds him, so he'll remove their teeth, one by one...

i - Determination

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OTHER FICS

Goodbyes To The Storm - That's why the torment of ignorance corrupted him.

The Journal - Just a report on a simple journal retrieved by two noble lineages.

Perils of the Unknown - Three names, one person.

Fallen Child - The death of a child.

Your Local Manic Alchemist - Why fall inlove when you can solve the mysteries of the world and say for certain your twin brother is adopted? - albedo

Incorrect Quotes with the Archons! - literally what it says

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The Narrator's Play.

The Fraud

The Overseer

The Boy

The Archon

Who is Arctos?

[bitwynn]

so, as a person who is about to drown in their midterms and missing writing about their Crack Taken Seriously SAGAU Songfic!AU story, i got bored and decided to generate character prompts.

i think i ended up just making more work for myself because i really wanna draw these as tiny comics AHAHAHAHA

if you wanna generate your own quotes, i used ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quote generator! <<this is the link lmao

[sunlightocean]

SAGAU but we make fun of everyone

WARNING : A lot of swearing.

Jean : How dare you impersonate The Creator’s looks!

Y/N : SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMAN, YOU LOOK LIKE SOME DAMN WATTPAD Y/N WITH DEM DIAMOND BLUE ORBS AND LONG LUSCIOUS GOLDEN BLOND HAIR. WHAT YOU GONNA DO, CRY AND SING FIGHT SONG ON THE ROOFTOP UNTIL YOUR 8 FOOT TALL ALPHA MALE BOYFRIEND WITH 8 PACK ABS SHOWS UP????

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Kaeya : Your actions will not be tolerated!

Y/N : My guy, YOU ARE OUT STRUTTING YOUR TITS SHAMELESSLY OUT IN PUBLIC. YOU WEAR THAT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN???? SMH, HOW DOES THE CATHEDRAL TOLERATE YOU, fucking stripper boy. Now onder you got abondoned by Diluc, I wouldn’t what a person as a friend, much less a brother.

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Gorou : You shall be executed in the name of the Creator!

Y/N : SAYS THE ONE WEARING A CROPTOP OUT ON THE BATTLFIELD! WHAT TYPE OF WHORE DOES THAT??? YOUR JUST ASKING TO GET FUCKED, WITH THAT TYPE OUT OF OUTFIT.

Y/N : YOUR BOSS MIGHT AS WELL BE WEARING PANTIES OUT IN PUBLIC, OH WAIT A MINUTE, SHE DOES. FUCKING STRIPPERS. 

[l0reenthusiast]

SAGAU but it’s Creator!Y/N and the archons as incorrect quotes

Creator!Y/N: That's ridiculous, Venti doesn't have a crush on me. Ei: Yes he does. Zhongli: Yes he does. Venti: Yes I do.

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Venti: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Creator!Y/N: Strong. Ei: Weak. Zhongli: An idiot, is what your are.

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Zhongli: How late were you up last night? Creator!Y/N & Ei, in tandem: Me? Zhongli: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time. Zhongli, to Venti: You.

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Creator!Y/N: I just want someone to take me out. Venti: On a date? Ei: With a sniper gun? Zhongli: Both if you're not a coward.

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Ei: Do you love Creator!Y/N? Venti: Yeah, I do. Ei: Zhongli! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! Zhongli: We all love Creator!Y/N. You should've asked if they were IN love with them. Venti: I thought that was implied. Zhongli: ... Ei: ... Venti, looking straight at Zhongli: Congrats Ei, you just won 100 bucks.

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Creator!Y/N: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Zhongli, Venti, & Ei: Okay. Creator!Y/N: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Zhongli: Bold of you to assume I have money. Venti: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Ei: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Creator!Y/N: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. Zhongli: Uh, Venti and Ei are not getting along. Creator!Y/N: They’re not trying to kill each other. Zhongli: You may have a point.

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Ei: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Creator!Y/N: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Ei: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Creator!Y/N: But I heard a siren. Zhongli: That was Venti. Venti: Sorry, I got nervous.

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I’m gonna do this but with the Sonic Fandubs soon.

[dat-bruv-person]

Pov: Sagau where your genshin characters call your phone because you haven't played with them in a while.

You: Why are you in my contacts?!

Aether, Lumine and Paimon: Our contacts.

[greenteaanon]

HOW TO SAGAU:

Probably a series

How to protect yourself from the Anemo archon:

Step one: Obtain Cat

Step Two: Hold Cat

Step Three: Profit

[i-put-the-yan-in-polyandry]

[Currently Unposted "Goodbye to a World" verse]

Xiao: [storms into the imposter's temple]

Xiao: The Creator told me not to answer violence with violence.

Xiao: But the Creator's dead and you're going to wish you were too!

[alitheakorogane]

Reader: This is like Among Us, but with isekai, a twist of obsessed religious freaks and magical shit I would rather not want to be another bloody decoration on my body. And it does have a vent in this place... Just add "i" on the end and speak "ehe".

Klee: Among Us? Is that another realm in Teyvat? Can we visit?

Reader: No, Klee, it's... never mind. Let's just focus on not getting smitten by the Archons.