#safe voyages bud. anchor your ridgelines to things that will still be there for more than twelve seconds at a time next time
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just had to stop a spider descending from the ceiling on a line that, when I looked more closely, could not have more clearly been anchored to me on the other end
#[something out of the corner of my eye] oh hey spider buddy [turns to see it climbing hand-over-hand on a slope right towards me] SIR--#how did you even do that.#like I tried to grab him by gently swiping the air directly above him and didn't hit anything#I had to swat the air BETWEEN him and MYSELF and he tumbled somewhere and I lost track of him#safe voyages bud. anchor your ridgelines to things that will still be there for more than twelve seconds at a time next time#also why are you a sac spider sending out lines ahead of you like that in the first place??#about me
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