#sabz has a face

[cypressmoons]

Okay, okay #6 flirting prompt, the get some rest one, with whoever you think it fits 😌💤

referring to this post! look if you say "whoever you think it fits" it's gotta be alhaitham <3 you know i'm down BAD for that man :D also let's just ignore this was asked on feb 5th ok,,,i got swept up in work & school again so here's my contribution before i disappear for the next 2 weeks i cry

contents: slightly nsfw, minor sumeru archon quest spoiler <3 word count: 0.7k

the days are long and nights are even longer when alhaitham is not here.

it's not like he's being sent on expedition to the furthest corner on teyvat, per se, but it feels just as lonely to you, if not more. his title as (Acting™) grand sage, as he always likes to correct you, seems to be eating up more of his time and energy than the day before. the yellowed parchment that posted his office hours is long forgotten as people stream in and out of his office nonstop, that he thinks it might be easier to just remove the entire door altogether rather than having someone knock on it every three seconds.

and he feels guilty, he does. before he met you, his office hours served as a warning against disturbing his solitude. he much preferred spending his time somewhere secluded, reading a good book and away from prying eyes. but ever since you entered his life, you had become the sole reason behind the click of the lock at exactly 5pm. he prefers to read his books in your presence instead, his tall frame somehow nestled perfectly into your disproportionately smaller one on the sofa, your steady breathing a calming reminder that you're here, with him.

you don't blame him for being away, but you miss him, dearly.

you miss the telltale footsteps out the door at the same time everyday, followed by open arms and sweet kisses the moment he enters the home. more than once kaveh's blueprints have been carelessly swept to the floor as you're lifted onto the counter, lips never leaving each other's as alhaitham mutters "i love you"s into your skin, completely unbothered by his roommate's angry protests of I WAS WORKING ON THAT when he storms in a few hours later.

now kaveh's blueprints sit neatly on the table - well, as neatly as an architect can put it, stacked underneath a half-finished model of popsicle sticks and rubber bands. the kitchen no longer smells of delicious sabz meat stew, and you find yourself starting to miss the small signs that another person is in fact living within these walls.

hell, you're even missing picking up his littered books and scolding him on not putting things back in their place.

as if on cue, your phone lights up and buzzes against the wooden table. you set down your teacup and glance at the screen, eyes immediately lighting up at the familiar name.

the sun has long set and at this point, you've started getting used to empty beds and empty homes. you weren't expecting him to text, or even come home tonight, for that matter, but part of you still selfishly hopes that today will be the day he can leave his work behind and be with you instead.

the excitement quickly dies down as you scan the words.

i might have to stay a little longer tonight again. i'm sorry, my love.

frowning slightly, your fingers dance across the screen in response to him.

you take care of yourself too, haitham.

you sigh and lay your phone face-down on the table, the adventures in your new novel long forgotten as you savour the memory of the last time you were with him.

how long has it been now?

it feels as if he became sumeru's hero overnight, and his already heavy workload somehow tripled after that. what a way to celebrate a saviour, you think bitterly.

and you know he's doing this for the akademiya, for sumeru, for the archon you all adore. you can't blame him, but maybe you can allow yourself the right to miss him.

your phone buzzes again, and the light in your eyes reignite.

i'll be home tomorrow, i promise. i miss you.

really?

i may or may not have something special planned for you.

what is it?

your curiosity is piqued by his purposefully open-ended comment. a long-overdue date at puspa cafe? a walk along the beautiful waterfalls on the outskirts of the city? or-

what you read next has your breath hitched in your throat and a violent blush spread across your cheeks.

tomorrow i'm fucking you so good for a few hours so get some rest.

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[couple-write-fics]

Falling for the Mad Scribe

(Alhaitham x AFAB!Reader)

(MDNI!!! Content Warning: Possessive!Alhaitham, Bratty!Reader, Female-Anatomy, Cunninglingus/Oral, Fingering, Degrading, Praise, Bondage, Dom/Sub play, Power Dynamics)

"Ugh... Tighnari owes me a whole Forest Watcher's Choice for making me come to Sumeru City while Alhaitham owes me Sabz Meat Stew for making me attend the meeting in his stead. He knows if none of them can't stop his bluntness, then how am I to control my tongue when it comes to Grand Sage Azar or rather, anyone from the Rtawahist aside from Layla." A groan escaped from you as you flung yourself backward onto the bench outside the Scribe's office, awaiting his return since he was the only one with a key to get in. 

You were just a shy and meek 3rd-year Researcher at the Akademiya of Sumeru. Your Darshan was that of Amurta: the Darshan of biology, ecology, and medicine. You were assigned to help Tighnari after the Head-Sage of your Darshan, a man named Naphis, asked you to assist him with the Forest Rangers while keeping an eye on the Withering Zones that seemed to form at random times. 

Yet, Tighnari sent you to become an assistant for Alhaitham. He was last spotted by Cyno to have not been "Looking Well" and Tighnari asked you to keep an eye on him. That was 3 months ago, and this man has refused to let you go back to Gandharva Ville, stating different problems and that Tighnari has ordered your current location to be your new home for the foreseeable future.

"Hmmm, and here I thought you were best friends with those of Rtawahist Darshan?" A fellow researcher, Dana, had asked as you shook your head.

"Most of them think they are more knowledgeable than the next Researcher of any other Darshan. I mean, I understand that their research is important, all of our research journals, and the amount of effort everyone puts into it is vast."

"If I didn't know any better, I say you deeply despise the Rtawahist Darshan?" She moved closer as you moved away. You were not in the mood to deal with her crazy ideas today. She clearly had been spending too much time with the “Lord Sangemah Bay”, Dori you thought was her name.

"Despise is too loose of a word while hatred is too strong and a vastly overused word." You explained

"Have you tried Loathe or maybe Detest." a new voice caught your attention. It was like honey to your ears. 

"Oh! Scribe! I apologize, I shouldn't have kept her from her duties." Dana expressed as you shook your head.

"Come on, it's not he and I are dating; I am simply his assistant while he is my senior, that's all." You laugh but fail to see a change in the atmosphere around Alhaitham. It was almost as if he was insulted and rather put-off by the conversation at hand.

"If that is the case, can you and I get lunch sometime?" Dana asked and you said you have to check your schedule. She was really your only friend in Sumeru City since you were essentially locked in the Akademiya due to the unusual hours of your work.

"If you excuse us, she has filing work to do and I need to check applications," Alhaitham growls, pulling you into the office and away from the fellow Amurta Researcher.

Once in the office, you were told to go to your "corner" and fill out the documents from Tighnari and Cyno then file the documents as Alhaitham goes into his part of the office. You were about to question him on what is up with him, as he seemed even more pissed than usual but his "office door" slammed into your face.

Okay then...you will just investigate those weird mushrooms you found on your way to work this morning after you do your tasks. As you walked back to your desk, you noticed how clean your desk was as you left it an "organized mess" (as you call it) before the meeting this morning.

You sigh and go to the office door. You could tolerate how insufferable he has been, you could handle dry humor and you could somehow deal with his demands. But messing with your desk crossed the line. 

You pound on the desktop and are ignored. “If this man is ignoring his work, I WILL LOSE IT!" you inwardly expressed before knocking on the door, seeing it finally open from all your violent action on the door.

"Alhaitham! Did you mess with my desk?" You hollered as you walked into the dimly lit room before hearing the door slam behind you and you were pushed up against his vast desk. At this point, your eyes were as wide as a Ruin Guard's own optical window, you had never been so scared of him yet he also seemed to excite you for some reason.

"I read that Ovulation heats up a woman's body by as much as half a degree Fahrenheit. Before ovulation, most women run between 96 and 98 degrees F (35.5 to 36.6 degrees Celsius). Right after ovulation, body temperature goes up to around 97 to 99 degrees F (36.1 to 37.2 degrees C)." His husky voice is heard on the shell of your ear as it seems impossible to look behind you by the way he had you pushed against the desk.

"Alhaitham?! What are you doing?" 

“Did you have fun? Teasing me like that?" Alhaitham whispers and for some reason, it was turning you on. 

“What are you talking about? Dana is a friend, nothing more.” You rebuttal.

“That girl was not what I was referring to…I was instead speaking about the man you were haphazardly close to after the meeting you went to this morning.” He protested.

“What man ...wait, you mean Namhu? He is a junior-”

“You were close to him, teasing me in the process. Stay away from him”

"Mr. Alhaitham, I wasn't teasing. He is only a fellow researcher-"

"I also read that women have issues with pleasure in the bedroom when with another. Perhaps women can take things into their own hands, or minds, as other research has found a lack of erotic thoughts, and even negative thoughts, during sex are linked to the trouble some women have reaching orgasm. These negative or distracting thoughts fell into six categories: thoughts of a traumatic past, sexual failure, a partner's lack of affection, sexual passivity, and control, things that had no erotic nature, and body shortcomings." He growled before spanking you, surprising you. "Yet, we won't have to worry about you not being able to reach your climax; I will assure you of that."

You wanted to talk, tell him that this wasn't him. But before you could speak, he flipped you over, your chest to his. His usually cold and serious eyes had full-blown pupils and looked wild. You wanted to argue and tell him it was unprofessional until the audible sound of fabric being torn alerted you that something was clearly not going the way you were thinking. What you thought was a scare tactic, was something really horrible or really exciting, depending on who you are asking when it came to the man before you. 

You realized he had torn off your clothes, he then pinned you to the desk, his lips on your neck as he growled for you to remain silent. You knew you needed to stop, that he was only feeling the effects of the mushroom you, yes you, had been studying for its possible medicinal qualities, just as the Qingxin of Liyue and Wolfhook of Mondstadt had been.

"You will be a good girl for me or do I need to teach you about Loyalty, my disobedient yet exotic Calamity." He whispers into your ears.

Part of you wanted to scold him, telling him you know what calamity means but before you could open your mouth, you felt something around your legs and looked down to see blooming vines sprout from the nearby samples you brought back from outside the city. The vines bound your hands and feet to the desk, ensuring that your escape idea proved to be null and void.

"The only things I wanna hear you say are 'Yes Sir' or 'No Sir' along with thanking me. I will make you behave one way or another for even talking to another man in my presence." Was all that muttered from him before he stole your lips with his.

Your mind went from a million miles an hour to absolutely nothing as he took control. And, without warning, his thick fingers entered your folds, causing what you thought would be a whine to stop, to come out as a cry of pleasure.

"Please...please" was all you could mutter as soon as his fingers rubbed and teased that one bundle of nerves . You had never done anything like this to your body yet, it was no denying that it felt so good; it felt right.

“Please; Please what, my little temptress? Please go faster?” He teased, moving 2 fingers now in a slow and deliberate motion. You wanted to cry but instead of the desire to run from him, it was from lust. “Such a beautiful sound from you. Moan more for me.” 

As he spoke, you made the mistake of looking down. The scene before your eyes was that Alhaitham already had his pants off and, oh boy. That monster between his legs made you mentally drool. It was at least 10 inches, veiny and thick. It was standing at attention and seemed to already be leaking. Suddenly, you feel him hit a spot inside of you. You were not paying attention to him or his magical touch before suddenly feeling the pressure of being penetrated. You felt tears welling up in your eyes as he shushed you.

“Shhh, such a good calamity with a beautiful vice-like grip on my 2 fingers. I can tell you are a novice. Consider this a reward for all the good work you do.” He praises and placates you as you feel what could only be described as a euphoric high he was helping you reach. It felt so wrong because he was technically your superior but in its own way, it felt so right. Like this is why no one else attracted you until you met the smart mouthed scribe that most thought was too egotistical for his own good.

You suddenly felt something about to snap inside of you, almost like it was a too taut rope about to break under the pressure. You were trying to desperately hold back from letting it snap and you gasped as he covered your hand with his hand. He was originally holding his cock with it yet here he was intertwining his fingers with yours as the tears fell from your eyes. You looked up at him, an urgency to let something explode hitting you as he smirked.

“This will be one of many orgasms I will give you. Go ahead, cum all over my hand like the little slut you are.” He spoke darkly as the feeling of something snapping inside of you breaks and out comes a sudden rush of unfamiliar fluids. He smirks and keeps going with his fingers. You gasp again as more fluids gush out as he moves between your legs. 

You go to tell him to not do that, that it is possibly unsanitary but a sudden feeling of euphoria erupts as his long hot tongue begins to lick up the fluids. It was a rush and judging by the moans he gave between your thighs, he was enjoying this too. In no time, another orgasm hit you just from the action his tongue was giving your little bundle of nerves. Despite your panting and whining, he rises and licks his lips.

“As sweet as a Zaytun Peach; just how I like my snacks.” He emphasized as he locked eyes with you as your juices dripped from his chin. It looked embarrassing but he seemed content. He then tightened the vines and smirked as he lifted his cock again, making you unconsciously drool again. “I see you like what you see. Don’t worry, little one, I will be gentle but first, I need you to provide lubrication to it.” He spoke in a husky voice.

Confusion must have been evident on your face as he lifted his own throbbing member. You went to open your mouth in an exclamation but when the tip entered your mouth; all thoughts of forming a functioning coherent sentence went out the moment he entered your mouth. It was salty and slightly musky but he did keep it trimmed so you didn’t have to worry about choking on pubic hair. He grunts and forces his member down your throat and that's when you realize he was staking his claim, not just using your saliva as his lubrication. 

“I know I am being rough but I know you can take it. Besides, you run your mouth with your constant lectures to me, why not put your mouth to better use as my personal toy.” He growls and his words make something inside you excited but also a little rebellious. So, in an act of defiance, you hummed around his tip and that's when it felt better to take him deeper into your throat.

“Fuck’s sake…are you trying to kill me?” He growls and makes it damn near impossible to breathe.

“For now on, I am the only one you speak to here. None of the others or even the Sages. I am the only one you will come see, you will crave this by the time I am done.” He threatened before pulling out of your mouth and throat. You took in the air, coughing and choking on the sweet oxygen. You remembered what you wanted to ask but the look in his eyes said to focus on him and him alone.

“We’re going to get into trouble, are we?” You ask, looking up at Alhaitham as he tilts your head up and leans down. You close your eyes and feel his lips brush against yours, his right hand caressing your face. His lips were like pillows but also seemed to have a certain spark to them. You could compare it to being shocked but also, it felt like your body was burning in the fires of Natlan while also freezing in the icy winds of Snezhnaya .

Alhaitham whispers, “You say it like you are innocent. You haven’t been innocent since the moment I laid eyes on you.” He growls. “We won’t get caught as long as you keep your voice down.” He then closes the distance between you two.

Your surroundings become blurry afterward, and you find yourself propped up on his desk. Your arms are trembling beneath you; both of your hands are planted on the wooden desk, and sweat trickles down your face and splatters on the wood below you. 

“The safe word is Flower…do you understand?” He mumbled into your ear. You could only nod before he spanked your ass with such force, you were sure it would leave a mark. “Do you understand?” He repeats.

“Yes Sir” you breathed.

“Good little one” He smirks as a small whimper escapes from your lips as you shut your eyes tightly, biting down on your lips as you try to refrain from letting out a single sound. The feeling of Alhaitham’s cock sliding in your entrance makes your eyes roll to the back of your head. You then realize he had only gone in about an inch, you still had 9 more to go.

"Keep your voice down...unless you want all of the Akademiya to know how much of a slutty girl you are." He murmurs out the warning as you could feel how violent he was with your body, especially between your legs. “Besides, I told you, I am ensuring that you only think about me and I am sure that judging by the look on your face, you look ready to die of ecstasy already, my little Calamity.”

He was not wrong as you knew that if it already felt this good, you could not wait for the other 9 inches. Yet, before even a whispered word could be said, a sudden and violent thrust pushed you into the wooden desk. An audible gasp is heard from your mouth as you hold the edge of the desk.

“Going to break already-”

"Sir, harder, please" You choked out quietly as he smirks and what you thought would be a kiss turned out to be a bite, claiming you physically so others could see you were not to be flirted with.

"Such a glutton already, aren't we? I never took you for that but now, I can clearly see that I had miscalculated so much about you.” He grunts as he thrusts harder. 

You were seeing stars in the dim office you both were in. The only sounds you could hear was labored breathing, the sound of skin slapping against sweating skin. You thought you were dreaming but that was until he pinned you harder to the desk.

"So, tell Tighnari that those mushrooms you found have an aphrodisiac effect and can be used as such....now, I wonder if Mr. Kaveh would miss his spare key.” He smirks after several more thrusts and then looks down at you. “Clean yourself up; you and I have work. After work though, I will bring you back home with me, make an honest woman out of you.”

By the Archons, this smug bastard will be the death of you yet you are not complaining. You just hope tonight will entail more of that sweet sweet power dynamic.

[italeean]

A stick(L)y situation

Kaveh invites Cyno and Tighnari to his place after the delicious lunch at Pardis Dhyai... better yet, he invites them to Alhaitham's place

A/N: Hellooo!! How're you doing? 🥰 Just as I promised, the fic is coming out today and I hope it's as awesome as the characters I got to write for!! This is a request for one of those followers that was here from day 1 and has always supported my writing and has encouraged me during the times in which I lacked inspiration 🌸 Non ci sono parole per dirti quanto apprezzo il tuo sostegno 💚🤍❤️ (there are no words to tell you how much I appreciate your support)

DISCLAIMER: This is a tickle fic, if it's not to your taste I don't suggest you read it

"I still don't understand what this is all about..." Alhaitham mumbled as he prepared his Sabz Meat Stew with such a grumpy expression that the bad mood could be felt in the whole kitchen. "I told you already!" Kaveh's voice resonated louder than necessary "Cyno and Tighnari invited us to celebrate Collei's academic progress, it's nice to invite them back."

"Oh so invited them to MY place without telling me about it until two hours before their arrjval?" The Acting Grand Sage said with such a sharp sarcasm that could've cut through titanium. "Well... I knew you'd say no... and I live here too, so it's kinda our place now! Even if no one knows I actually live here... b-but I'm older anyway so you gotta listen to your senior..!"

The younger man let out a dry laugh at Kaveh's nervous tone. If that was meant to be authoritative, he couldn't imagine how he handled nasty clients. "I suppose it's too late to cancel the invitation anyway, so you better finish that Fatteh quickly and set up the table. What are you even doing? It's food, not a model of your buildings."

"Ugh you..! Cooking is a form of art, and the presentation is essential when you serve something to a guest!" The blonde exclaimed with such indignation that one would've thought Alhaitham had just said something blasphemous. "Whatever... food is supposed to be digested and decomposed, I don't see why the effort should be worth it..."

A knock interrupted the philosophical debate about how the food should be served. Kaveh quickly fixed his hair and went to the door. "Welcome guys! Alhaitham was so nice to offer his own place to have this dinner!" He exclaimed with such a rigid tone that Alhaitham internally facepalmed.

A great way to not let them understand that the two of them were roomies...

Fortunately, the Archons were on the architect's side and he managed to quickly change topic. "Oh? Where's Collei?" Tighnari sighed "A friend of her had invited her to Mondstadt to celebrate her progress some time ago and she forgot to tell us... but she made some Pita Pockets for us to make us forgive her." The fennec fox handed a cute package full of Pita Pockets made like only Collei was able to do.

"Oh well... that's a shame, but I'm glad she got the opportunity to travel again and that she made such a nice and caring friend!" Kaveh said cheerfully. "Oh yeah, that Sucrose girl seems really nice, although she's a little shy... actually really shy..." the dark-haired guy added.

"That probably makes her the perfect match for Collei though..." Cyno thought out loud, "although her deck is no match for Collei's one... for example, have you seen how she deploys..." After ten minutes of rambling, Tighnari managed to stop the long haired guy's monolog about the smartest way to play TCG.

"Anyway," Kaveh continued "celebrating Collei's progress without Collei doesn't make much sense... so we should totally make another dinner! I'm sure Alhaitham would be delighted to have us here again to bring life to this place!"

Alhaitham sighed, already annoyed by all that noise and all that chattering. He breathed deeply and tried to put on his usual poker face. It was just a dinner after all... a couple of hours and they'd be gone...

Four hours had passed, it was 11 pm, and a very grumpy Alhaitham was sitting on his couch witnessing the match between Kaveh and Cyno to decide the TCG champion.

Kaveh was destroyed in three quick rounds, which made the Scribe let out the first chuckle of that evening. The older student, on the other hand, pouted at that humiliation. In his defense, Cyno had brought a special liquor from the Desert and he had gone a little overboard with drinking, so he wasn't exactly in top shape when he dueled against the King of Invokations.

"Shut up Alhaitham! This isn't funny..! I just had bad cards and bad luck with the dices..!" The blonde tried to justify himself, although that didn't affect the smug smile that was adorning Cyno's face. "Please, even a Sumpter Beast would've played a better match..." the silver-haired man replied without hesitation. Even Tighnari had to chuckle at that comparison, the idea of a blond and fancy Sumpter Beast sounded hilarious.

Kaveh became red in the face and squinted his eyes at his (secret) roommate. He was just a little tipsy, so he was sober enough to have control over his thoughts, actions and movements. "You wanna laugh, you brat? I'll give you something to laugh about!!" His hands found the Scribe's hips and they squeezed roughly and mercilessly.

Tighnari and Cyno looked at the scene with a dumbfounded expression while Alhaitham kicked the air with his legs, doing his best to hold back his laughter.

"You didn't even smile throughout the whole dinner and the first laugh you have is at your senior?? This will teach you some manners!" The blonde gestured his friends to join him, and surprisingly they looked at each other and actually did.

"Yeah, you absolutely need to laugh more. It's good for your health, you know?" The fennec fox grinned as his hands latched on the Acting Grand Sage's knees and squeezed gently but firmly.

"Well..." Cyno's voice behind him made Alhaitham jump, "it seems like you're in a rather... stickly situation..." Everyone sighed... better yet, Alhaitham would have if he hadn't been busy holding back his laughter. "Do you get it? People usually say 'you're in a sticky situation' so I put the word 'sticky' and 'tickly' together"

After the lack of reaction, Cyno gave up on explaining his joke and let his wiggling fingers descend on his friend's neck. A snort came out of the Acting Grand Sage's mouth, although he didn't really have the composure of an Acting Grand Sage in that moment, and the dam finally broke.

Low pitched giggles came out in a stream as the poor Scribe squirmed and tried in vain to get away from the six evil hands that were gently and playfully tormenting him. "Thihihis ihihis childihihihish!!" He whined between his giggles, his cheeks flushed in embarrassment.

"That's what you get for laughing at your senior!" Kaveh yelled proudly while he poked all over his poor roommate's torso. Tighnari chuckled "I wonder what happens if I get behind here..." His nimble fingers sneaked behind his knees and scribbled relentlessly, making the silver-haired man go into another fit of cackles.

"Thihihis ihis thehe lahahahast timehe Ihihi invihihite yohohou herehehe!!" Everyone let out a fake gasp "You don't mean it..!" The architect exclaimed, now fully in his drama queen mode, "I didn't wanna do this, but you left me no choice. Behold my final ace up my sleeve guys!!"

After that probably ridiculous battle scream, probably dictated by the liquor, Kaveh sneaked his hands behind his roommate's back, targeting the back of his ribs. The shriek that left Alhaitham's lips didn't even sound like it could come from him, but Tighnari and Cyno quickly recovered from the surprise and followed the blonde's lead.

With six hands all targeting his most sensitive spot, it took less than a minute to make Alhaitham's body go limp. His laughter got completely silent and even a tear formed in the corner of his eye. The three friends took it as their signal to stop, which they did.

After the young Scribe recovered from the merciless tickle attack and the embarrassment, Kaveh looked at him smugly once more and said in a proud tone "Now that you got something better to laugh about than your senior, wanna play another round of TCG?"

Cyno immediately agreed, and he quickly convinced Tighnari with a pair of wide puppy dog eyes, and Alhaitham ended up joining too.

Although he'd never say it out loud, he was sure he'd invite the guys and Collei one more time for a nice dinner and a night of genuine, lighthearted fun.

[anxiosity]

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[notebuddy-blog]

Thanks to the wonderful @successaesthetics for the tag!!

Game rules: answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people (or however many you feel like lol)

LAST: 1. drink: water 2. phone call: my really good college friend 3. text message: verification code from fiverr LOL 4. song you listened to: Tropicana (Bonus) by Topaz Jones  5. time you cried: probably sometime last week rip

HAVE YOU:

6. dated someone twice: nahh 7. kissed someone and regretted it: l o l unfortunately yes 8. been cheated on: idek 9. lost someone special: no 10. been depressed: probably not super serious but yes? 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: oh god too many times ):

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14. I HAVE DECISION ISSUES I CAN’T CHOOSE FAVORITES LOL

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. made new friends: yes thank you college 16. fallen out of love: nope 17. laughed until you cried: hell yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: probably 19. met someone who changed you: probably? 20. found out who your friends are: def the transition from high school to college really helps 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: ha yes

GENERAL: 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know: i know most of them just not all of them super well?  23. do you have any pets: 2 fishies 24. do you want to change your name: nah i love my name 25. what did you do for your last birthday: dinner and evil 26. what time did you wake up: 11 LOL 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: binge watching grey’s anatomy for the 3rd time 28. name something you can’t wait for: ezoo (: 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: About an hour ago loll 30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I wish I worked more shifts last summer and that I didn’t love food as much as a i do 31. what are you listening to right now: grey’s anatomy LOL 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: not that I can recall? 33. something that is getting on your nerves: my period ngl 34. most visited websites: youtube

LOST QUESTIONS: 35. mole/s: a couple on my face, on near my armpit, wrist and moree 36. mark/s: nope 37. childhood dream: movie star 38. hair color: naturally black but died dark hazelnut 39. long or short hair: long 40. do you have a crush on someone: ugh i wish i didn’t 41. what do you like about yourself: my eyes and hair  

42. piercings: 5 ear piercings and more to come

43. blood type: o? 44. nickname: sab, sabby, sabz, brinz 45. relationship status: super single pringle dingle ): 46. zodiac: taurus 47. pronouns: She/her 48. favorite tv show: too many to choose a fav  49. tattoos: not yet!! 50. right or left hand: Right 51. surgery: nope 52. hair dyed in different color: currently dark hazelnut 53. sport: i like badminton LOL 54. where’s 54 <- huh 55. vacation: I think i’m going to montreal soon! 56. pair of trainers: huh

MORE GENERAL:

57. eating: ice cream 58. drinking: water 59. I’m about to: look up things to do in montreal 60. stop skipping numbers, dear author, it’s cheating  (,<– huh) 61. waiting for: money to fall out of the sky and knock me out 62. want: TO BE SNUGGLED 24/7 AND ENDLESS MONIES TBH 63. get married: hopefully i will some day 64. career: Graphic design!

WHICH IS BETTER: 65. hugs or kisses: hugs and snuggles 66. lips or eyes: oh boy this is a toughie probably lips?

67. shorter or taller: taller i’m 5′2′‘ hahaha 68. older or younger: older pls 69. COME ON IT REALLY IS CHEATING. at this moment is what, 89 questions to answer you lying duck 70. nice arms or nice stomach: Arms 71. sensitive or loud: Sensitive I guess? 72. hook up or relationship: Relationship. Not into hookups. I get attached way too quickly for that shit lol. 73. troublemaker or hesitant: Depends haha.

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. kissed a stranger: Nope 75. drank hard liquor: Yes ma’am 76. lost glasses/contact lenses: unfortunately 77. turned someone down: Lol yes 78. sex in the first date: maybe :0 79. broken someone’s heart: i hope not 80. had your heart broken: yea :/ 81. been arrested: Nope 82. cried when someone died: yes 83. fallen for a friend: Yup and that’s how all my relationships have started lol

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. yourself: i try to 85. miracles: Yessm. 86. love at first sight: hm yes 87. santa claus:LOL I WISH 88. kiss on the first date: yes if it goes well 89. *coughs* 88 questions

OTHER: 90. current best friend name: SAM 91. eye color: muddy brown 92. favorite movie: Omg way too many favorite movies

I barely changed any of these answer cause @successaesthetics and I honestly have too much in common

TAGGING EVERYONE DO THIS IT’S FUN LET ME LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU

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Ordering in from South Delhi’s Irfan Bhai

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Ordering in from South Delhi’s Irfan Bhai

The time has come to reclaim the word Bhai. I remember those days when it was such a term of affection. But Bollywood — and those underworld gangsters — went and spoiled it all. For me, though, Bhai continues to a much-used and much-loved word.

And that explains why I was elated when I got a call from an outlet called Irfan Bhai. This is a place that does home delivery – which is something that we are in great need of in these days of a complete lockdown. It is run by Cross Border Kitchen, which describes itself as a “multi-brand, multi-kitchen, multi-format, internet-driven food and beverage company”. I was happy to have met Irfan Bhai. The food is Lucknavi, and the dishes are mostly cooked with whole spices. The menu includes all kinds of qormas, biryanis and kababs (though there are some good vegetable dishes, too). For my dinner the other day, I had Badshahi Qorma (₹ 475), Khichda (₹ 365), Shami Kabab (₹ 325), Bhindi ka Salan (₹ 225), Malai Kofta (₹ 365), and Taftan Roti (₹S 70) I love khichda — a delicious mix of grains and meat. Actually, I am very fond of the combination of these two ingredients. Haleem, for instance, is one of my favourite dishes, and I love dalcha, a mix of pulses and meat. This khichda was superb — thick and tasty. The grains had soaked in the flavours of the meat. It had been slow cooked with whole spices and then garnished with fried onions and mint. The Badshahi qorma was nice, as it wasn’t as spicy as the Delhi Qorma, and the gravy was not very thick.

The two vegetarian dishes, surprisingly, were excellent. The okra in the Bhindi ka Salan was in a tangy onion-tomato sauce. The cottage cheese dumplings in the Malai Kofta were soft, and the gravy had been cooked with tomatoes, green chillies, coriander and ginger, and tempered with turmeric and fenugreek. I had it with the taftan roti — traditionally prepared with flour, milk, yoghurt, a pinch of sugar, and eggs.

The shami kabab, however, was not the best I have had. The meat didn’t have the right balance of spices and was a bit too dry.

What I liked about the dishes was that the flavours were well rounded and nothing was overdone. Qormas can really be in your face, and this wasn’t the case with Irfan Bhai’s fare.

The menu includes dishes such as Handi Kofta (meat dumplings in a yoghurt-based gravy), Murgh Stew (chicken slow cooked with peppercorn and onions) and rogan josh. The vegetarian section includes Aloo Salan (with baby potatoes), Moong Mughlai (dal cooked with dill leaves, ginger, and green chillies, tempered with white cumin seeds), and Sabz Bukhari – biryani cooked on dum and served with fried baby potatoes.

Irfan Bhai’s base kitchen is near Vasant Kunj (Ph: 9873333058). It is open on weekdays from 11 am to 12midnight, and on weekends from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. To check what’s on offer, log on to Irfanbhai.com, and order over Zomato.

“Umda laga?” the website asks. Jee, huzoor. Or should that be Haan, Bhaijaan?

The writer is a seasoned food critic

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Arij Fatyma

Arij Fatyma Biography:

 Category: Pakistani Models

Arij Fatyma is the most radiant woman of Pakistani showbiz industry. She is stunning at appearing and acting. She was considered on seventh November 1989. She is new face in Pakistani industry and rapidly get a reputation. She was considered in America at North calorina. She is one of the performing specialist who have American nationality. Arij Fatyma is the central young woman of her kin. She has a senior family too. She confront all difficulties and comes reasonably in showbiz. She was a model in the begin of her occupation. She in addition had done different notice toward the begin. Eventually she is an uncommon performer of Pakistani showbiz industry. She can do any sort of part like parody, lively, radical e.t.c.

 Resulting to spending her youth in America she comes to Lahore, Pakistan and gets certification in Lahore Grammar School. In the wake of living in Lahore for quite a while they moved to Karachi and she gets her impelled preparing from karachi. Arij Fatyma was an awe-inspiring at studies. She generally gets position in class. she gets second position in her metric exam by Board Of optional Education Karachi. As she is capable in study same as he is heavenly at acting. She is really, tall and thin young lady. Her tallness is 5'7". Her chestnut eyes are to an extraordinary degree great piece of her stunning parts.

 Arij fatyma was a performing expert by birth. She was sharing in various cutoff of her school and give surrenders in them. She comparably acts in scene and display her self as a best. She was dearest to every last bit of her instructors as she is inconceivable at studies and other additional informational ventures works out. She is the sparkling star of her schools and school.

 Arij Fatyma gave different super hits to our industry. Her normal and acclaimed shows are " Hum Nasheen", " Sabz Qadam", "Ishq Parast" and the most unmistakable execution is "Meri Beti" in which she acknowledge the bit of Eraj. She gets yield for best performing skilled worker for her superhit sensation "Ek Pagal Si Larki".

 *Arij fatyma's Age:

 As she was envisioned on 7 November 1989 so around then her age is 27 years.

 * Arij Fatyma's X-Husband:

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 Beginning late in 2014 Arij Fatyma get wed to the most alluring individual faraz Khan. they went gaga for each other and got wed. Regardless, tragically they can not live exclusively for quite a while and get separate around a comparable time 2014.

 *Arij fatyma's Top Dramas:

 1-Hazaroon Saal

 2-Sabz Qadam

 3-Sabz Pari Laal Kabootar

 4-Mahi Aye Ga

 5-Pari

 6-Humnasheen

 7-Ek pagal si larki

 8-Meri Beti

 9-Guman

 10-Ik Pal

 11-Khilona

 12-Ishq Parast

 13-Kitny Sasty Ho

 14-Tum Mere Pas Raho

 15-Aap K Liye

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