#sabotage-on-mercury

[foolishlovers]

hi my dear💖 do you have more human AU fic recs with genderfluid Crowley?

Thanks!!💖🫂

human AUs with genderfluid! crowley, there u go mari 💜

Ristretto, lungo by nyaaauuuu (1k, T) Aziraphale's normal Sunday tea-and-pastry routine is interrupted unexpectedly.

where the bolt of cupid fell by Waywarder (1k, T) When Crowley entered the bathroom, Aziraphale was on the floor. “Breathe, angel.” Aziraphale couldn’t. Not yet. Tears streamed quietly down his soft face, his arms clutched protectively around his own soft middle, his shoulders trembling slightly. Crowley brought a hand to one of those shaking shoulders, squeezing gently. “You have to breathe, Aziraphale, okay?” “Okay,” Aziraphale choked on the word, feeling more than a little pathetic. Nothing felt “okay.” And it should have. It should have felt wonderful and exciting and okay, but instead shame and fear and doubt coursed through him. On his knees in their little bathroom, fingers tearing into the little paper pharmacy bag in his lap. Crowley went down to their knees beside him, their strong, sure hand never leaving Aziraphale’s shoulder. A little human AU scene of Crowley helping Aziraphale through his first hormone injection. They take care of each other.

in heels and to the rescue by smolalienbee (2k, T) Aziraphale's first time to Pride turns sour really quickly, but it's just his luck that a mysterious, red-haired stranger comes to his rescue… and promptly makes him develop a new crush.

The Colour of Hope and Sin by TawnyOwl95 (7k, E) Crowley has never felt so pretty. Tonight he can do anything. Having Aziraphale Eastgate, the best defender that St. Beryl's School football team had ever seen, cross Crowley's path again is a chance to test that theory. And maybe they can both work out some latent teenage angst at the same time?

Liquid Gold by smolalienbee, Tarek_giverofcookies, Sodium_Azide, fashioncriminal (36k, T) Goth beekeeper Crowley starts a new life in the countryside, in a suitably gothic house, with suitably goth furniture, tombstones, and bees. One day Crowley finds a surprise singing to the bees. And Crowley's suitably goth life changes. A gentle cottagecore human AU, featuring a bit of a bastard, a bit of a soft touch, and many many bees.

Against Expectations by Blue_Sparkle, summerofspock (69k, E) After being pressured by their families into a marriage neither of them want, Aziraphale and Crowley resign themselves to an unfulfilling life together. For Aziraphale that means trying to be the dutiful wife she was always taught to be and for Crowley it means hiding an important part of who he is.

+++ [i haven't read the next ones yet but i want to] +++

Going Overboard by Fyre (42k, T) When you do a job, you expect to get paid. What you don't expect is for things to go overboard. Ineffable Overboard AU

The Sometimes Wife by AgentStannerShipper (74k, E) It is a truth universally acknowledged that older brothers are the worst. As the youngest of three children, Parson Aziraphale Fell has been given an ultimatum: find a wife, or lose the family's support. The only problem? Aziraphale has never looked at a woman that way in his life. His attention has instead been captured by the family gardener, a beautiful young man who holds Aziraphale's heart in his hands. But when a mysterious newcomer arrives in the village, Aziraphale finds himself falling - quite unexpectedly - for her as well. Aziraphale knows he will have to choose. After all, it's not as if he can have both…can he?

A Snake in the Grass by Gr1d (79k, M) Aziraphale befriends a snake which keeps showing up in his bookshop, but is, at the same time, plagued with a new handsoome but insufferable customer who keeps trying to buy up his entire section on gardening…

Everything That's Meant by journeytogallifrey (105k, T) When two unconventional lead actors are cast in the series adaptation of Agnes Nutter's Prophecies, sparks fly and new ground is broken. Aziraphale Fell, classically trained and known for powerful biopics, yearns for a popular lead but is hindered by his brother's insistence that he stay in the closet. Anthony J. Crowley has perfected flashy, charismatic villains, but wonders if a hero will ever be on the cards for him. With Aziraphale as the angel Raphael and Crowley as the demon Asmodeus, something feels… off. But a breakthrough during a late-night rehearsal sets into motion something greater than they ever dreamed. Now all they have to do is overcome nefarious producers, bigotry, and a set that seems to be haunted by all manner of spirits and curses - all while falling for each other in a way Crowley finds exhilarating and Aziraphale finds terrifying. If they can survive it all, they'll come out the other side with the series of their career… and maybe even a chance at their own happily ever

[rainbowcrowley]

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool~)🌈🌈

oh mari, thank you so much! i actually like to do these, it's very therapeutic 😁💜

i'm a great cook and i love cooking for others. it's my love language babyy

people tell me i'm very kind and always friendly and down to earth and i'd consider these as some of my strongest traits

and can keep a cool head in stressful situations (most of the time, depends, but in 9/10 times i'm cool as a cucumber)

i really love my hair since i cut most of it off heh

i love how passionate i am about art, whether it be music, film, tv, theatre...

[afrenchwriter]

hehehe the Indiana Jones AU is going to be amazing! And I do hope you have so much fun with it! But no whip?🤭

Eheh, thank you, I'm certainly having fun playing with the tropes of those movies, and I hope it will live up to expectations! (cf. this post)

Of course you spotted my silly tag about the whip 😇 I know it sounds disappointing for an Indiana Jones AU... but it's still a WIP and things can change, so who knows? 🤠

[omens-for-ophelia]

Hii💖 for the ask game: 15, 29, 31?

hello mari my dear 🩷

15. favourite season?

spring! 🌱 i find so much joy in the new greenery shooting up and the longer days and warmer weather! it's why i love daffodils, they give me hope

i do miss english spring in particular - always reminds me of when i was growing up - spring meant lamb season on my grandads farm and i used to love helping raise them 🥰

29. does it take a long time to make decisions?

YES, omg

too long! my adhd & anxiety are awful for this because i get dreadful decision paralysis. it's ruined my life tbh 🫠

it's a little better since my diagnosis and being medicated but still. it's rough out there

31. looking forward to in the distant future?

what is considered distant? i suppose i would say good omens s3 🥰🥰🥰

also the potential of one day returning home to the uk? that's a maybe, not a definite though

thankyou for askinggg 🩷

[sentientsky]

hi wren!💖

🥰😊🤩 🎨💀

hi mari! (sorry i meant to answer this the other day, but ran out of spoons!)

🥰 - i love your blog (same here! your blog is so nice!)

😊 - i’m so glad i follow you (right back at you! 10/10 stuff hehe)

🤩 - i admire you (gahhhh thank you. again, same to you!)

🎨 - your gifs/edits/icons/etc. are fantastic (what if i cried. like right now???? thank uuuu!!!!)

💀 - i would help you hide a body (aw that’s so sweet! <3 i’m going to need you to bring some bleach and a shovel to that one spot under the bridge. for Reasons)

[catabasis]

Hellooo! For the GO asks: 7, 8 and 14?🥰

Mari!! thank you for sending these 💛

7. what is your favorite underappreciated quote?

for some reason, the first that came to my mind is crowley (as bildad) saying to aziraphale “yeah alright, you don't drink” after aziraphale turns down crowley's offer to try the wine, not really for the quote itself but because of crowley's delivery. there's something about his tone of voice, he sounds slightly amused but mostly soft

8. do you prefer season 1 or 2, and why?

i love both pretty equally! but if i have to choose, i choose s1 mostly because it's such a perfect adaptation of the book (while also adding a lot that even improved upon the book in some aspects), and it's a brilliant self-contained season of television by itself

14. what is your favorite good omens-coded song?

hard to choose when EVERY SONG i listen to is about aziraphale and crowley haha. normally i would probably say 'from eden' by hozier is my favourite (not counting 'a nightingale sang in berkeley square'), BUT if i really think about it, i also really like 'star' by mitski and i don't think i've ever seen that song being considered good omens-coded, but i think it fits them really well

[funnyifwebothgotitwrong]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!🤍 Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <33

Awww thank you so much, and right back at you!!! 💙🫂 You are absolutely fantastic, and I am so glad we are mutuals! 😃

💙🫂

[queerfables]

Hi! Thanks for proclaiming the WIP Wednesday of our hearts, was really sorry that I missed it. I'd like to ask you for something of "tortured voyeurism"? Thanks and have a great day/night!!

[Hi friend sorry I am so late with this, lol]

“Sabotaging the celestial agenda. And incapacitating Heaven’s finest agent, of course.”

It’s warm, the two of them in this small space, but not warm enough to explain the flush to Aziraphale’s cheeks. Is that what a little teasing does? Crowley should tell him how fetching he looks in that vest.

Actually, Crowley should keep his mouth shut.

[mad-aims]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

(Right back at you, you sweetheart)

Aww thank you lovely 💛

[wolverinedoctorwho]

i need suletta to go insane after this last episode. isn't she tired of being nice? doesn't she want to go apeshit??

[saccharinescorpion]

The Witch From Mercury 4 spoilers

Mio: the Spacians may discriminate against you and dehumanize you but you call us poopyheads... can you say you're any better

me: boooo

Chuchu: (solves the problem with The Power of Violence)

me: okay better

[foolishlovers]

15 pls 🤭💖

15. Fake Dating

The Arrangement by TawnyOwl95 (19k, E) Aziraphale and Crowley are set up on a blind date as a joke by their respective housemates. They decide to get their own back and call everybody's bluff by gasp fake dating!

send me a number for a good omens fic rec

[rainbowcrowley]

hi addi!! <3 for the constellation asks: perseus and pyxis?

heya mari! thanks!! ✨️💕

perseus: what's one album you can listen to, start-to-finish, anytime?

oooh hmm probably taylor swift's Midnights and a couple of film and tv show soundtracks! (gomes s2 being one of them, i listen to it during school assignments on a regular basis heh)

pyxis: give us 3 movie recs!

i don't know any movies djdjdfjfkl but if you haven't seen parasite, everything everywhere all at once and she said, GO DO THAT these are really good films

constellation asks ✨️

[freedarick]

I've been on a binge watching yuri anime and 99% is bait/you have to read the manga to actually get the yuri

[getosbunny]

SEEEEEEEEE i think it’s so funny when bitches wanna be pick me’s for a nigga who wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire. play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

[catabasis]

🎄 Send these trees to ten people you wish to have a good holiday and a happy new years!🎄

thank you so much!! i hope you have a good holiday and a happy new year too <3