#sabmar

[xamaxenta]

Thanks for coming to the magma session it was rad as always!!!

[thebeingmerf]

[kingsofneon]

New soulmate au! You only find out someone is your soulmate after you come together. Who's whose soulmate?

this is still the best ask ive ever been sent what the fuck its hysterical. the ENTIRE CONCEPT of not knowing ur soulmate until u fuck ‘em?? love it

ok ok, concepts:

first gotta start w. the classic like ace ppl just being like. damn it. life is hard (and im not). get some nice misunderstandings where it’s like “oh...you wont...right, of course? (how could i even think you’d like me) but the reason is “dude orgasms make me feel blech and also sex disgusts me, sorry”

also the SPECS on this omg

is it when u make each other cum? cum in the same vicinity? cum at the same time “together”? do people try and get this down to science? bc like if its at the same time IMAGINE managing to cum at the same time as ur soulmate but they live on like the other side of the world and ur like FUCK!!! FUCK!!! I WAS MASTURBATING I DEFFO FUCKED THIS ONE UP aljksghd its so funny

ok marsab bc i love that for me

sabo with a very nice one night stand and congratulating himself, nice one for the bucket list, fucked the immortal man, and when he wakes up hes like 

“huh, i didnt know you had a tattoo on your arm. ur bounty poster doesnt have it”

“i. dont?? have a tattoo?”

“oh. uh.”

“oh.”

sabmar looking at each other and then sabo bolts for the window shouting like, SOZ DUDE TOO BUSY FOR A SOULMATE WHO FUCKS AS GOOD AS YOU and marcos like uh wait what wait-

hes not a morning person

not realising ace is also his soulmate bc mar denied himself ace bc hes like no ): ace is too young and bright for me he deserves someone who can grow old with him ):

but then ofc when mar/sab starts happening, destiny draggin ‘em together and shit (idk, mybe handcuffed together, sabo gets poisoned and marco’s the only one whos been known to heal it, but sab has to stay close unless he backslides + marco has to emergancy heal), sabo’s like no ace is mine :) not giving him up, fuck you and gets his soulmate mark with ace and then mar notices when sabo goes for a check up

sab tricking/convincing marco to fuck him and ace at the same time and hes like yay. problem solved fucker. were all soulmaes ;) get dunked on

OR EVEN JUST SABO TATTOOING HIMSELF BC HE’S LIKE WELL FUCK THIS ACE ALREADY HAS MY MARK ON HIM, IDC WHAT THE WORLD SAYS, ACE IS OURS.

follow up: my favourite headcanon, where mar doesnt realise how old sabo is bc sabo runs the revo and SURELY age leads to his competency and realising later he fucked sabo and sabos technically two months younger than ace (22 and not 23) and hes like (AUGH)

anyway dont make me write this i want to read it ANYTHING abt this shit could be so funny (LIKE WWX AND LWJ TOO? cold springs teasings and then wwx is like “uh. oops. ruined hanguang-jun”)

[hellacactus]

Twenty One Pilots and Bastille (horrible mad laughter in the distance)

I hate you tooI don't know...I guess Twenty One Pilots. But only slightly.

[spectrumsplasher]

*checks tag*

*sees 3 posts I've never seen/not notified*

WHY.

[xamaxenta]

Yeah hes a complete mess like he hasnt stopped crying nor fucking its remarkable and worrying in an endearing sort of way

Very cute if Marco pets his hair and whispers sweet affections to him maybe she would drop the m word yknow feels Sabo seize and hump desperately into her its so sloppy and everything is so over sensitive but if this is what he wants she can indulge that

Not to be that guy but

Fem marco + het sabo = the wettest messiest sloppiest mommy kink driven sex known to man

But i want you to be that guy bc im also that guy and i say YEAH Sabo would be an insatiable little whore for Marcos pussy

[thebeingmerf]

[broresteia]

SABRINA I'M SCREAMING SOMEONE MADE THIS

[lilithsnow]

394

You are my minion. You are my minion. Sh just because I'm not actively in Company anymore doesn't mean you aren't. 

I actually love you a lot and even though your obsession with One Direction (seriouslywhothefuckarethey) both confuses and repels me, I love you anyway.

We can flail over THG together and we BETTER be going together and by that I mean I'm dragging you with all of us at Company.

In short - Ily 6 eva. (Dat mean moar den 5 eva)

/bites your shoulder

[hellacactus]

I'm going to Monumentour holy balls.

[spectrumsplasher]

When you're pretty fucking sure your tag is broken.

Tumblr, I am having none of this shit today kat tagged me in things and WHERE WERE YOU. HUH. HUH!?

Jesus.

[xamaxenta]

Its Sabo who abandons his easel first with a scoff and an abrupt screech of his chair

He stands, stretches, and stalks forth loosening up his ascot and discarding it when he reaches the bed

Marco tilts his chin defiantly and Sabo slips onto the mattress, his added weight jostles the older man out of his reclining pose and forcing him to make space— space that Sabo conquers and divides promptly with the placement of his knees, one between Marcos naked thighs and the other on the outside of Marcos innermost leg

He leans in, golden hair capturing lamplight, hes gorgeous. Marco would like to prove it so to both of his lovers, funny how they all avoided the subject, the absolute mammoth in the room in regards to just how attractive they found one another

The scar doesnt detract from anything at all, its a fascinating thing that Sabo kept his eyelashes on that eye at all, theyre pale like his hair and long and shine when he blinks

Theyre just shy from kissing when Ace makes a noise in his chest, half cough half clearing his mind

Sabo smiles, closes their distance and steals the kiss he’s been vying for all night, moaning softly when Marcos stubble rasps against his own cleanshaven jaw, licks with the full flat of his tongue against the bristles and back into Marcos mouth

MAS where Marco poses and Ace and Sabo draw him

[thebeingmerf]

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