#sabmar

[xamaxenta]

Thanks for coming to the magma session it was rad as always!!!

[thebeingmerf]

[authenticaussie]

Maybe MarcoSabo for send a ship????

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

Marco again as the werewolf bc like…………….wb fammmmmm wb fam are Totally this rock’n’roiling pack of messy & dumb werewolves and he’s long-suffering but in an endlessly fond and adoring way, and like?? Imagine Sabo being raised by hunter!parents and knowing that what they tell him is wrong but also like they’re his parents, who is he to question them, how can he question them when he’s never known any different, when the werewolves he’s seen have been vicious and angry and cruel and tried to kill his best friend-

Marco who protects Haruta, who’s the smallest and the newest shift and they’re all so proud of her and he’s the one that’s closest to a goddamn dire wolf, what sort of beast of legend would he be if the only tale to his name was  I let my younger sister die? But Also Sabo’s never seen one of them protect anyone before and he’s like whaaat the Heck is this even a werewofl (and then sudden half-clothed man and sabo’s like ashjdfg yep he is very much a werewolf) and like!! Haruta growling and trying to get sabo to stay away but sabo has a gun and marco’s telling her to run and then because he knows she won’t run telling her to get help, and she whines but?? Does so?? And Sabo is just. What the Fuckity is going On Here and demanding to know wtf marco was doing and also jfc he keeps forgetting—(well, repressing,) that…the werewolves aren’t just wolves. They’re human under there, too….and it’s awkward talking to a wolf you just shot but he can’t shoot it(him) again. And so they talk and marco’s growling at him and being like if you go after haruta I’ll rip your throat out and sabo’s like look you’re gonna have some problems w/ that????

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

Sabo’s a marine biologist studying the effect of pollution on coral and marine life coughcoughhe’s also totally a really aggressive protester who does a Lot of shit like exposing corruption and infractions of environmental law and Marco’s the mermaid!! Sabo, while diving, accidentally snaps a picture of his tail and is like woah I’ve never seen that before…And then he’s like!!! RARE FISH MEANS WE CAN GET THIS CORAL PATCH DECLARED A PROTECTED ENVIRONMENT AND THEY CAN’T BUILD AN OIL SITE HERE. And so he goes diving heaps to try and catch sight of this fish again. And like?? random stuff also keeps happening around him?? Like, some of his notes are put in the wrong spot, and he’s sure he put them down by the table why are they now near the stern?? Why’s his sunglasses/cap missing??? where’s his left flipper??? And it all comes to a head when he looses his camera overboard while they’re sailing to a new patch to dive and he’s like !!! no!!!! Bc they can’t really get another out here and like?? Koala’s got one, but it’s hers, and it’s also technically the spare, and even if he could use it his was…It was his, and it was one of the first things he bought for himself and it’s…Sentimental

Anyway when they go diving he finds it perched on the reef and in the camera memory there’s a picture of this guy looking super shocked and heavily illuminated by the flash and holy shitting fuck the dude has a tail.

Following those photos are also really gorgeous ones of fish and coral and stuff, but Sabo’s more preoccupied with THE UNDERWATER DUDE WITH A TAIL  

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

Again shapeshifting birb!marco as the familiar but Sabo is much better than ace at magic/practicing and is much more fascinated than ace is by the concept of magic so a lot of marco/sabo witch/famillair is sabo blowing stuff up/doing stuff he isn’t meant to and Marco being like whY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS THING I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO??

“It looked fun!!!/I was curious!!!” 

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

They’re both coffee addicts but Marco would Totally be a barista and like no-one knows how much coffee he drinks every day bc well who knows if he’s filled up the cup again or if it’s the same cup from this morning?? (it’s totally been filled up at least 7-10 times) and Sabo is this Perpetually Exhausted young man who is like?? doing a ridiculous amount of work, people are like how have you not keeled over and d i e d yet and sabo’s like *raises coffee, looking at it vaguely like it is his god, absolutely exhausted,* “how can I die when there is still such beauty in this world??” and everyone think he’s being pretentious/talking about something actually beautiful but marco’s seen him confusedly mumbling to his laptop/coffee cup when it’s empty and bemoaning his loneliness bc how could coffee, coffee!!! of all things, leave him. Marco just gets into the habit of making sure Sabo gets a new coffee before his runs out, and also that sabo leaves the cafe rather than staying there for 24 hours in a state of absolute exhausted delirium.   

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

Sabo would be TA!!! Like I can see him being a professor but I can also see him just like, angrily colour-coding marco’s schedule and organising so much shit and marco’s vaguely annoyed because he knew what was going on and now it’s this fucking rainbow riot in his notebook and oh god sabo’s following him around and taking notes on how marco interacts w/ others and teaches and offers hints and has little stars next to things he thinks are Good and—-

sabo’s bringing him coffee at 4am Sabo is a God

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

Marco’s the knight and Sabo’s the prince!! Kind of. He’s a noble and he’s set to marry the princess but he sure as fuck doesn’t want too and he totally sneaks off and disguises himself as a pauper/doesn’t introduce himself to marco properly and marco’s like oh are you one of the new guards from the Outlooks’ place?? don’t worry abt being late I know some of the other knights are dickheads and like making sure the newbies get lost. And sabo’s just like uhhhhhh yeeeep that’s me, guard in training, t o t a l l y

Accidentally introduces himself as sabo as is like SURE DOES GET CONFUSING AT THE OUTLOOK HOME, BEING THE SECOND SABO. HAHA. HAH. Marco totally ends up figuring it out, mainly because when Sabo is confronted with things that look interesting but he knows nothing about he is curious and inquisitive to a degree that he cannot hide, and he gets curious/confused about so many things that don’t make sense, like sword smithing and break times/shifts and training regimens and what you need to study to be a knight, but like?? I don’t think Marco would make a big deal out of it. Like….he’d be shocked, and confused, and be like hooooly shit and maybe act a little weirder/stiffer around Sabo because he’s like this dude is going to be my boss some day I should really really really not find him adorable and funny and clever but also?? He totally figures out why Sabo hid it from him and why he did what he did- because there was so much freedom in curiosity, in being able to see something new, in being somewhere where people didn’t know you. And like, Sabo’s parents totally discouraged him asking questions, so like?? Marco not only permitting it but encouraging it??? Sabo loves that. 

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

Marco is the eternally tired and utterly adored/adoring single parent that dotes on his kids and also has several thousand siblings who also get referred to as various mom/dad/uncle/auntie/sister/brother titles and Sabo-the-only-child is like oh my god I’m So confused. He later finds out that Marco is basically just helicopter mom to all of these orphan/abandoned kids and that the wb fam is the Best foster home/orphanage system in town and all the adults are trained to deal w/ the different issues the kids might have, and support tf out of them, and Marco usually gets??? problem kids??? Or ones who need a lot of attention and to be the only kid?? Bc Marco can handle one kid, and can honestly be kind of suffocating in his affection/worry later on in the kid’s life, but he’s still?? Dude he’s raised for 40 other siblings he Knows how to Control the House. And sab’s just…super impressed and they talk about what marco’s current kid needs and sabo works harder at his job bc like!!! damn,,,marco’s inspiring w/ how much he cares……  

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

Either Sabo or Marco would make good editors!!! Sabo can be a perfectionist and is very stubborn when it comes to learning things he’s interested in (sometimes I’d like to see like….or I mean, something I’d like to see more of??? Is like, his dream was to write a book or every place he’d ever been and all the people and have a great adventure, and just?? I wish I could see more of how that would affect him in aus where he doesn’t loose his memory, BUT. DIGRESSION.) I think that while both would write, Sabo would write to a vicarious, excessive degree. Fantasy novels, travel books, food reviews, short stories, poems! Everything, and constantly. Marco is his harried and amazed editor who’s always like sabo before you start your 29873th novel what about novel 29872 and Sabo’s like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,#sweats

I can see him primarily writing travel books and huge adventure novels. Massive and intricate and delightful and !! they’re just super good. They can be a bit hard to read, bc they get a bit dense and complicated, but he’s a super smart and captivating writer, and though he errs too far into description (Marco one time sent him back a manuscript with two chapters circled and only the comment ‘sigh’ because they’d been two chapters on the history of some people who lived on a mountain who only came up once) he’s enjoyable and clever and his books are so interesting. 

[kingsofneon]

New soulmate au! You only find out someone is your soulmate after you come together. Who's whose soulmate?

this is still the best ask ive ever been sent what the fuck its hysterical. the ENTIRE CONCEPT of not knowing ur soulmate until u fuck ‘em?? love it

ok ok, concepts:

first gotta start w. the classic like ace ppl just being like. damn it. life is hard (and im not). get some nice misunderstandings where it’s like “oh...you wont...right, of course? (how could i even think you’d like me) but the reason is “dude orgasms make me feel blech and also sex disgusts me, sorry”

also the SPECS on this omg

is it when u make each other cum? cum in the same vicinity? cum at the same time “together”? do people try and get this down to science? bc like if its at the same time IMAGINE managing to cum at the same time as ur soulmate but they live on like the other side of the world and ur like FUCK!!! FUCK!!! I WAS MASTURBATING I DEFFO FUCKED THIS ONE UP aljksghd its so funny

ok marsab bc i love that for me

sabo with a very nice one night stand and congratulating himself, nice one for the bucket list, fucked the immortal man, and when he wakes up hes like 

“huh, i didnt know you had a tattoo on your arm. ur bounty poster doesnt have it”

“i. dont?? have a tattoo?”

“oh. uh.”

“oh.”

sabmar looking at each other and then sabo bolts for the window shouting like, SOZ DUDE TOO BUSY FOR A SOULMATE WHO FUCKS AS GOOD AS YOU and marcos like uh wait what wait-

hes not a morning person

not realising ace is also his soulmate bc mar denied himself ace bc hes like no ): ace is too young and bright for me he deserves someone who can grow old with him ):

but then ofc when mar/sab starts happening, destiny draggin ‘em together and shit (idk, mybe handcuffed together, sabo gets poisoned and marco’s the only one whos been known to heal it, but sab has to stay close unless he backslides + marco has to emergancy heal), sabo’s like no ace is mine :) not giving him up, fuck you and gets his soulmate mark with ace and then mar notices when sabo goes for a check up

sab tricking/convincing marco to fuck him and ace at the same time and hes like yay. problem solved fucker. were all soulmaes ;) get dunked on

OR EVEN JUST SABO TATTOOING HIMSELF BC HE’S LIKE WELL FUCK THIS ACE ALREADY HAS MY MARK ON HIM, IDC WHAT THE WORLD SAYS, ACE IS OURS.

follow up: my favourite headcanon, where mar doesnt realise how old sabo is bc sabo runs the revo and SURELY age leads to his competency and realising later he fucked sabo and sabos technically two months younger than ace (22 and not 23) and hes like (AUGH)

anyway dont make me write this i want to read it ANYTHING abt this shit could be so funny (LIKE WWX AND LWJ TOO? cold springs teasings and then wwx is like “uh. oops. ruined hanguang-jun”)

[hellacactus]

Twenty One Pilots and Bastille (horrible mad laughter in the distance)

I hate you tooI don't know...I guess Twenty One Pilots. But only slightly.

[spectrumsplasher]

*checks tag*

*sees 3 posts I've never seen/not notified*

WHY.

[csleazyyy-blog]

I can't.

[xamaxenta]

Yeah hes a complete mess like he hasnt stopped crying nor fucking its remarkable and worrying in an endearing sort of way

Very cute if Marco pets his hair and whispers sweet affections to him maybe she would drop the m word yknow feels Sabo seize and hump desperately into her its so sloppy and everything is so over sensitive but if this is what he wants she can indulge that

Not to be that guy but

Fem marco + het sabo = the wettest messiest sloppiest mommy kink driven sex known to man

But i want you to be that guy bc im also that guy and i say YEAH Sabo would be an insatiable little whore for Marcos pussy

[thebeingmerf]

[broresteia]

SABRINA I'M SCREAMING SOMEONE MADE THIS

[lilithsnow]

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You are my minion. You are my minion. Sh just because I'm not actively in Company anymore doesn't mean you aren't. 

I actually love you a lot and even though your obsession with One Direction (seriouslywhothefuckarethey) both confuses and repels me, I love you anyway.

We can flail over THG together and we BETTER be going together and by that I mean I'm dragging you with all of us at Company.

In short - Ily 6 eva. (Dat mean moar den 5 eva)

/bites your shoulder

[hellacactus]

I'm going to Monumentour holy balls.

[spectrumsplasher]

When you're pretty fucking sure your tag is broken.

Tumblr, I am having none of this shit today kat tagged me in things and WHERE WERE YOU. HUH. HUH!?

Jesus.

[csleazyyy-blog]

How I feel about school:

[xamaxenta]

Its Sabo who abandons his easel first with a scoff and an abrupt screech of his chair

He stands, stretches, and stalks forth loosening up his ascot and discarding it when he reaches the bed

Marco tilts his chin defiantly and Sabo slips onto the mattress, his added weight jostles the older man out of his reclining pose and forcing him to make space— space that Sabo conquers and divides promptly with the placement of his knees, one between Marcos naked thighs and the other on the outside of Marcos innermost leg

He leans in, golden hair capturing lamplight, hes gorgeous. Marco would like to prove it so to both of his lovers, funny how they all avoided the subject, the absolute mammoth in the room in regards to just how attractive they found one another

The scar doesnt detract from anything at all, its a fascinating thing that Sabo kept his eyelashes on that eye at all, theyre pale like his hair and long and shine when he blinks

Theyre just shy from kissing when Ace makes a noise in his chest, half cough half clearing his mind

Sabo smiles, closes their distance and steals the kiss he’s been vying for all night, moaning softly when Marcos stubble rasps against his own cleanshaven jaw, licks with the full flat of his tongue against the bristles and back into Marcos mouth

MAS where Marco poses and Ace and Sabo draw him

[thebeingmerf]