#saaaale

[lusus--naturae]

Project Zomboid... Tempting me

[funkfuck]

gonna buy kiwami and kiwami 2 today bc they are on sale<3 can't wait!!!!!

YEEEAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEEEAAAAH

[wheels-of-despair]

I need an upper. Anybody wanna take me shopping for school supplies I don't need?

[itachi86]

what if i offered free stickers with each purchase at my bookstore

like these

[glassesmcfancyhair]

“Someone was asking if the dye in [product] is vegan.”

“Yes, that product is 100% vegan.”

“Ok, but is the dye they use vegan? Just the dye.”

“No. They make them vegan and then add dye to specifically fuck that up.”

My work chat.

[chaotictomtom]

head in hands i don't mind the self quarantine but not being able to go to my art store after receiving some money for xmas is truly making me go bonkers.... they were having sales for xmas + they prob have sales of stuff unsold aouuugh wait for meeeeee

[stellaron-hunter]

no need to ask:) he's a smooth operator, smooooth operatooor

[bonepriests]

Garage saaaale! Accents, dragons, random bits of stuff.

Seller is Osteophagy

[emmashouldbewriting]

hello my little tumblr dearies, i'm popping in to say MY BOOK IS ON SAAAALE!

He's the heir to an ancient Scottish dukedom... And your fake boyfriend for the next week.

99c or FREE in KU! https://geni.us/TheProbWithPretending

[mermaidstede]

man for saaaale! man for saleeeee!

✨🕺🧍‍♂️

[stories-of-the-multiverse]

[ DISCOVER ] for one muse to find the other crying alone. {{ Ragatha with Sally }}

"Hey, Sally?" Ragatha called out, "Saaaal? Where are ya? Caine says we've got reher-"

Right when she rounded the corner, she spotted her, giving her pause.

Ragatha briefly wen through her options before cautiously stepping towards Sally. Keeping a respectful distance, she sat by Sally, knees tucked to her chest.

"... You uh... You wanna talk about it...?"

[avastyetwats]

Plotted starter for @thomashxmilton

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"What about that one? Looks like a good sized ship!" Stede points out after spotting the vessel through his spyglass and once he has the word or approval from his First Mate, Izzy Hands, he shouts it out to the crew. Cheers of excitement erupt from every one of them, some of them quite... blood thirsty. Of course Stede would much rather avoid bloodshed, but, well, this was the life of a pirate. He's come to learn and accept it. Part of his reluctance being because he wasn't exactly the best fighter, if one at all, but after training with the best himself, Izzy Hands, he felt ready. He felt less afraid and was ready to prove himself as both a pirate and pirate Captain, especially since the last ship he chose was cursed. Everyone already dead on board, but this ship? He could see from the distance that they were indeed alive.

"For now." He hears Roach from behind him, a crazed look on his face as he holds his machete in his hand, ready and waiting.

"If we can avoid all the killing, I'd prefer it that way," he holds up his hand when he hears the groans of annoyance and disappointment. "but I'm well aware it can't always be avoided and such is the life of a pirate. Which we are. Including me." He chuckles, then clears his throat during the awkward silence. "But hostages aren't exactly a bad thing either. Keep them alive, find their stashed goods, sell the men for money. Man for saaaale~" He sings out loud with a proud smile, choosing to ignore Lucius' eye roll and groan of disgust. "Now, should they--"

Sudden roars from his crew erupt as they all surge forward, weapons drawn. "Oh, shit, are we there already?" Stede questions as he quickly turns around, noticing their ships right next to one another, so he withdraws his own sword, lets out a scream of his own, and also surges forward.

Fights break out on the deck of the invaded ship and though bloodshed was not avoided, none of the lost lives belonged to his crew thankfully. Heck, even Stede was close to having his own kill had he not tripped and fell, allowing Izzy to swoop in and save his life. He got to his feet, brushed himself off and thanked Izzy while praising their teamwork as though Stede assisted. And before Izzy can even scold Stede, Pete comes to inform him of something... troubling below deck. Something he'd want to see. Curious, and concerned, Stede follows him below deck until they reach a back room - a locked room - with a man inside. Was this... a prisoner of some sort? A hostage maybe?

As Pete works to get the lock off, Stede prepares himself. "Do not fear us! Pirates we may be, but I - the Captain - am a Gentleman Pirate. Should you attempt a fight, then I'm afraid I will be forced to--"

"Captain." Frenchie calls Stede looks at the door.

"Oh, you got it. Good. Thank you." He clears his throat and enters the room to get a better look at the man and what he sees, who he sees, shocks the Gentleman Pirate. He stands there, stunned. Confused. And very concerned. "...Thomas?"

[clair-de-lunar-tears]

every day’s a saaaale, every sale’s a wiiiiin

[canon-notcanon-warriorcats]

SAAAAL HOW ARE YOU FRIENDO!!! Miss your posts buddy! And oh! Happy pride month!!!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

i have been gone for so long cause honestly i've just been so focused on other things but