#sänk ju for träwelling wis deutsche bahn

[minlicious]

odyssey au but it’s just odysseus and his crew trying to get from denmark to bavaria via train

[emmadiej]

Genau mein Humor

[littledragonkana]

Meine Damen, meine Herren, der ICE nach Frankfurth Main,

fährt abweichend am Bahngleis gegenüber ein.

Die Abfahrt dieses Zuges war 14:02 Uhr.

Obwohl das war sie nicht, denn es ist ja schon halb 3.

Bei uns läuft leider oft das meiste anders als man denkt,

wir haben die Waggons heut falschrum angehängt

Die Wagenreihung ist genau das Gegenteil vom Plan

✨️SÄNK JU FOR TRÄWELLING WIS DEUTSCHE BAHN✨️

[oloreaa]

Hey🥰 mir fällt momentan noch @maybege-main ein, ansonsten können sich die Deutschen hier gerne melden!!

Hi, Molly! May I use your blog to ask something since you have a big community? As much as I love my internet friends from all over the world, I would love to have some from the same country whom I could actually meet one day. Are there any other Germans in the Star Wars fandom?

GERMAN FANS! Where are ya? 🇩🇪

I’m gonna tag one right off the bat: my sweet and talented love @xxlumos! 🖤❤️🧡

[eolewyn1010]

Why not recap my own day once again? Just to see if my brain still functions:

I hate, hate, HATE my landlord. Former landlord now because I don't have to deal with that arrogant, petty, nagging, egotistic, smug idiot anymore, but he gave me half an hour of belittling for goodbye and thought himself gracious and polite while making fun of me. Good riddance, turd.

After that, I had a bit of an overload and roamed aimlessly and with a level of emotional numbness - and walked right into the fucking AfD demo. An exact week after my sis missed her train and got stuck in a city far away from home because she happened across a demo, this set up an alert bell in my head and I skedaddled.

Police abound, as you would expect when there's a demo going down. I did not expect that one of them would give a brief description of lil' old me to some colleague over his radio unit when I walked by. Uhm? I was walking away from the bullshit? Didn't know that I look like a threat to the state when I put up my rain hood. Nifty. Put that down in my file; my Stasi guy will love it.

I didn't know there were wild bunnies in the park down Magnus-Hirschfeld-Ufer. Now I know. I think I scared them. Sorry, bunnies. I just needed to pee and there was convenient shrubbery. Come to think of it, also sorry to Magnus Hirschfeld for peeing in a place named for him, but if there's one historical blorbo who I trust wouldn't give me crap for the necessities of my body, it's Hirschfeld.

Bookstore visit entailed one (1) shelf with little more than a dozen books spread out over it that were colorfully advertised as "LGBTQ+". They apparently stopped at the LGB though; not one of the books was dealing with gender in any depth. It is a fucking huge bookstore, way bigger than the library in my home town - and even that had a few books that could be of interest to trans teens. Fifteen years back, might I note. Well, said shelf was on the 2nd floor of the bookstore. When I got up to the 3rd, I found half the fucking floor dedicated to all sorts of Harry Potter merchandise and special editions and movies and what not. I may have felt the urge to pick my nose and then smear my finger over the first written mention of her-who-must-not-be-named, but I didn't follow the urge up with a deed, so there.

Everything hurts and I'm dying. Sänk ju for träwelling wis Deutsche Bahn; I sat on the cold floor of the full and late train for more than two hours. You know things are bad when the actual move isn't the worst on your bones.

There was a girl at the railway station who had the nicest skirt, midi, moss green, looked like self-made, consisting of approximately a thousand full, voluminous pleats. And it had pockets. When I got in touch with my feelings again, what I felt was envy. But I was too much of a coward to compliment her.

All in all, this day was a lot. But I get to scratch one of three big Things To Do off my list. I moved successfully. Of course, the result of this is that I wish not to move at all for least two days. I'll eat chocolate now and try to feel a little more comfortable.

[niallandtommo]

Man muss die Deutsche Bahn einfach lieben :) kaum liegt mal 5cm Schnee fallen alle Züge aus. Ich muss jeden Tag mit Zug auf Arbeit fahren und ich nehme mein Fahrrad mit :) seit gestern liegt etwas Schnee und kein Zug fährt mehr in meine Stadt :) natürlich gibt es Schienenersatzverkehr aber man kann sich vorstellen wie begeistert alle waren als ich mich mit meinem Fahrrad in den ohnehin schon vollen Bus gequetscht habe :) hoch lebe die Deutsche Bahn :)))