#s club 5?

[magicmalcolm]

The year is 2023 and we have a new S Club song, their first since...*checks notes*...2003. What.

[thethirdromana]

Sometimes you get an idea in your head and you just need to see it through.

So here are all of the terrible consequences of Londo Mollari's decisions, soundtracked to bubblegum pop.

On AO3 here if you wanted to pop some kudos or a comment over there.

[v7n5]

The Nelsons

[fantastickkay]

From 16 Superstars, January 2000

[biasomnia]

Lil gacha doodles between class work

Bonus Grim + omg I got all the Playful Land SSRs but have no energy to draw that detail below the cut!!

[okitanoniisan]

new rgg fans will never know what they missed back in ye olden days of the fandom (like, 2019), doubly so now that scott strichart's deleted his twitter and jon riesenbach's privated. twitter was so fucking fun and then whatever-the-hell at sega of america happened and caused a fucking snowball effect and now we have shitass localization and resulting discourse that makes every release nigh unbearable, misinformation, confusion, people complaining about "bad writing/mischaracterization" not realizing it's because of the shitass english loc, i'm sitting here like jesus christ these loc bitches massacred saejima's character voice, people will never see him as he was intended, as original yakuza 5 localization Correctly painted him, and now they're coming for kiryu. god help us. we used to be a proper fandom. before everyone was subjected to the remastered localizations and shaky eng characterization. no one had even played yakuza 3-5, people still called morning glory "sunshine" orphanage, kiryu was our only protagonist and people still called him "boring", it was beautiful...

anyway gaiden uses affective instead of effective because the current localization team is full of careless dumbasses who don't give a fuck about ensuring they're using correct english grammar and this is not an isolated incident

[no-tengo-ojos]

Okay. So. After 7 years The Maccabees finally teased a reunion and I for one am pissed that I'd deluded myself into thinking thta they would never get back together because the pain was always too much to bear. But over the past few months I've seen every member of the band play live with their new bands and acts and each time one of them played a Maccabees riff or full song (and each time I cried for half an hour afterwards). So picture this morning, I wake up at 1pm, hungover and possibly concussed. I check twitter and the first thing I see is this.

You're all going to see my real time meltdown over this fucking 00s indie rock band.

[candycryptids]

Quick! Your OCs are being dragged to the dancefloor by a friend - how do they react? Does the amount of people around influence that reaction? Or the kind of music played maybe?

GHFNFJDJFHB!? What a fun question omfg

Chuu has a vice grip on the sofa she’s sitting on if there’s more than 5 people at a party lmao. She’s not gettin up. N o p e. (Can sometimes be lured out onto the dance floor with a Waltzing number, but will rarely stay for longer than 2 songs before she’s found a way to slither out of being an active party participant. She’d rather chill and eat snacks and watch OTHER people look silly on the dance floor.)

Tuesday is ecstatic to be invited to the dance floor- but he only really knows how to do the stuffy Ishgardian Ball Dance when he first gets invited out to a party lmfao. The amount of people present doesn’t really impact his willingness to come out to the dance floor, but once he learns more ways to dance or even how to just, ‘feel it’ and make it up as he goes he gets much more excited about dancing to upbeat or quicker songs. He is Very good at not stepping on Toes :) (almost as if somebody didn’t want to deal with smushed toes…. 🤔)

Tangy is so zazzed to dance. She is…. Not the best at ballroom dancing or like, whatever you wanna call a couples dance, so. Watch your toes! It doesn’t matter how many people are there but being the center of attention can be kinda daunting :’> she’d rather dance to more upbeat music than slow dances so she’ll probs bow out for drinks and a snack during those to take a breather sjfjdkfs … pls also imagine her doing classic ‘dad’ dance moves or something from the Peanuts x3 [cut cos it’s Long 🫢]

….. 🤔 Ishi will gladly dance with a friend (or friends!) at smaller gatherings- and even invite others out to the floor x3 but at bigger more official events? She’s probably grateful for the excuse to step away from whatever Politically Charged Chat she’s been roped into regarding allied tribes or intercity relations. (She isn’t trained in dance, but will readily learn and follow somebody else’s lead •v•)

Mochiie is someone who’s reluctant to take an invite to the dance floor no matter how many people are present if there’s already people dancing and there’s not much space. He’s uh… conscious of his tail. (Poor guy sent a lalafellin couple sprawling once when he got tangled up in his feet, so he tries to be Overly Cautious now)

😂 Colette will indulge a friend in a dance, and relies more on being able to lift/twirl/dip her dance partner for flair - it’s an All-Eyes-On-Them situation. If Eorzean weapons didn’t have a habit of cracking under the pressure she’d probably be a tank. She prefers music with dramatic flair, to match her flashy dancing style. She laughs a lot more when it’s a Smaller group, there’s less performance pressures 🤧 (I should REALLY pose her dancing with Setsuna at some point… I’ll have to bug my partner for some files x3)

🤔🤔🤔 Levraut was the hardest for me to figure out. He’s classically trained in Ishgardian Dance? But he hates it. He thinks the whole thing looks silly, and he’s not so into huge parties (since they’re usually hosted by The Rich And Influential And Expect A Certain Class Of People yk) … he’d be a hilarious ‘sexy lamp’ for someone to dance with though… I think it would take him some time to feel comfortable dancing in the center of everything but he wouldn’t mind kinda grooving in place around the edges.

Until he’s 5 cups in. And then you have to haul him off the dance floor before he makes more of a fool of himself than he currently is, and tries to start a fight with the Violinist, because it quote ‘sounds like you’re killing the cat what made the strings all over again’ (regardless of if that’s true or not; a drunken Lev craves Rowdy Brawling and will Incite It)

… 🤨 I think that’s everyone if only because I don’t have a solid idea what the Trio would be like in a Party situation

[dino--draws]

Builds a gay little eigenmachine that pisses off the Oracle Collective

[bleedingcoffee42]

This what it feels like to read Buck's book. It's "Guy correcting things during a movie like a lawyer" and 'I don't remember, but if the guys say it than okay' as you stare at the page and whisper 'Honey, the memory loss.....that's the trauma.'

It's rough.

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Format change? Maybe......

>Start< (Setting home watching TV)

News reporter: Breaking News! America's top criminal, Damion Scott, has broken out of jail! Stay safe

Axel: What...

Amber: So uh...

Reece: ah...I knew those tips would come in handy

News reporter: On today's missing person...Alex Lin has been missing for a week, police say that they might've been victim to a kidnapping...huh?...oh...yes...I was just told that people believe he was kidnapped by Damion Scott...anyways for today's weather– *TV turns off*

Amber: my baby....

Axel: don't worry we'll find them...

Reece: Ima see if D-man still has his phone and call him...

>End<

-👾

Out of request irl Axel is wishing for Ash to be changed to Amber

-Remy wHeRe ArE yOu???? *totally not an emo song reference that I forgot

Damion did not hesitate to start C H A O S but Alex needs to be saved

[inconstantsearchofperfection]

Five timers club.

[fantastickkay]

From Teen Beat, January 2000

[charlie-in-a-beanie]

My mum: you never had trouble with routines or noises as a kid, you weren’t like this when you were younger!

Me who masked the first 25 years of my life:

👁️👄👁️

[landfilloftrash]

I. helop