#ryukiki

[cerastes]

ARKNIGHTS WHITE PHAROAH?!

It’s me, Jerry Mander, on my deathbed before the Curse of White Ra expires, releasing this blogger from my caucasian grip.

Remember… You aren’t… Immune… To orientalism…!

[googlyeyesonmagiccards]

can you put googly eyes on isperia please. And thank you

You have been judged

[takethistoyourstardust]

HAVE FUN AT THE FOB CONCERT MAGE!!!!!!!

THANK YOU it’s not til the 20th i’m just feeling very Dog With The Zoomies rn HDKDHSKDJDKFJD BUT I ABSOLUTELY WILL!!!!!!!

[faggotwalkwithme]

So I was at work and I saw someone with tattoos on their calves and they were like. Portraits. Like an oval with a portrait of a person inside. and one was the shining and the other i wasnt sure but the guy looked familiar and then, i shit you not, there was like....... a disembodied voice in my mind that just said FAGGOT WALK WITH ME. and i was like holy shit. Thats twin peaks guy. And i was like hey i like your tattoos! Is that twin peaks? And the person was like yeah it is!!!! And i was like wow...... just like the mutual.............

Anyway I thought youd enjoy that

ASNDKJNF i love that so much omg

[ashensamurai]

Kal I need you to watch Madoka Magica. Also my icon used to be Sayaka (DON'T LOOK HER UP YOU WILL GET SPOILERS)

(Pictured below)

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE SHOES GIRL WHAT ARE THOSE

[from-beyond]

I would offer you a good recipe but my idea of fine dining is instant noodles soaked in Dr. Pepper. It's fucking fantastic.

That sounds so bad buddy ❤️

[madocactus]

Hi! I just played MalViolence. I cried. Thank you for the amazing experience!!

thank YOU for enjoying malViolence! i'm glad it made you Feel Things! :3c

you might enjoy the prequel too...

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator

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💠 extremegayr Follow

got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward

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🎛 420zone Follow

ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho

🌫 wispgender Follow

he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr

🎛 420zone Follow

📰 its-no-use Follow

@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk

🌫 wispgender Follow

NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????

🛜 viralsensation-destructorofworlds Follow

that you know of

🌫 wispgender Follow

what

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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☣️ lineinthesand Follow

saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado

🧿 spiralhillspindash Follow

ok and??? you're not special

☣️ lineinthesand Follow

THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY

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🌠 chaoinspace2electricboogaloo

sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here

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☸️ r0u3e Follow

being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"

🥭 chao-official

being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

you said it my mans

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🏵 sprinkles-the-chao Follow

hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus

🤖 e123-omegaverse Follow

dont question him

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☣️ sparkygoboom Follow

hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic

💠 extremegayr Follow

op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history

🎢 marxiobros Follow

someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

what the fuck is a public school

⏭️ drowningmusic Follow

⚄ paradoxprism Follow

are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish

💠 extremegayr Follow

OP'S WHAT NOW

🏞 mobiancrossing Follow

ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea

☠️ fabian-vane-number-1-hater Follow

bitch that's what the internet is for

🌅 s0leanna-apple-barrell

yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds

❇️ freesurge Follow

"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby

🏳️‍🌈 rainbowwispforgayrights Follow

everybody on this site has brain damage

❇️ freesurge Follow

yeah. from the radiation

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🐸 froggysfriend

caught this today

🏝 digginginthegroundfortubers

if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment

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🐊 teamchaotixofficial

Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3

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do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived

❤️‍🔥 songoose4evr Follow

shadow fixed it it's fine

🎮 n0cturnity

yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh

🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow

THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad

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🗑️ berrybarry

starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006

🗑️ berrybarry

why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this

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🤡 clownfinite Follow

tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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🌌 h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x

so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me

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🆙 planetsgiantcrack Follow

the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"

💟 presidentyaoi Follow

BACK????

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⬜️ chao-and-wisps-4-ever-so-cute-2 Follow

ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3

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🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!

I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--

🏅 iwishhumanswerereal Follow

do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

he

WHAT

🍭 milfwisp Follow

didn't eggman invent this site???

🪫 veganswatbot

THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!

Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

YOU

WHAT

🌭 sonicsays

what's not clicking

[theghostiedyke]

tagged by @chaotic-aro-incarnate :3c

Last song: rookie of the year by young miko

Favorite color: dark pink

Currently watching: uhhhhh the last tv shows i was watching was hannibal and killing eve to try and make it through more of them lol

Last movie: ...... i think it was that poptart mocumentary? Cause my siblings wanted to watch it when i was visiting family. Ummm that or snippets of the mario movie cause my niece was watching it.

Sweet, savory, or spicy: savory! I like the other too but usually have to be in the mood to eat em

Relationship: single

Current obsession: ..... unfortunately it is once again teen wolf 😔 i cannae help it there were nuggets and crumbs of potential i cant ignore

Last searched: Théodore Géricault. Was on a reading up on various artists on Wikipedia kick

Currently working on: um my original fic abt supernatural lesbians but. I only managed to add like a sentence to it. Been doing a lot of illustration at my job so.

Tagging: @ryukiki @willowthewisp27 @a-socialbutterfly @transangeliccowboy @fvckyouimaprophet

[cerastes]

Brain yourself with a brick right now and forget what I look like, go back to conceptualizing me as Nian, that’s the most flattering thing anyone’s said to me ever since I was called a syphilis gijinka.

[nasirlye]

🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask/tag 10 of your followers or mutuals

Thank you @massive-monke-disorder for the tag! :3

Legacy by Lost Stars [spotify] [youtube]

U (English Version) by millennium parade & Belle [spotify] [youtube]

Now That We're Alone by The People's Thieves [spotify] [youtube]

Deep Stone Lullaby from Destiny 2: Beyond Light [spotify] [youtube]

Black Swan by BTS [spotify] [youtube]

Tagging: @i-the-frenchiest-of-fries @lioria @unprofessionalcat @clean-acts-for-reasonable-prices @dumbassmcblyat @bluebellwren @west-end-lady @summerspurplerose @ryukiki @wannahearaboutmylatestobsession and anyone else who would like to do it! :3

[ashensamurai]

goddamnit

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

[takethistoyourstardust]

Thought of you

HAHAHAHAHAHA thank you for thinking of me when you saw it, this does seem like a very me-core move if i was into fob in middle/high school 😅

[faggotwalkwithme]

THAT'S ALSO SPIKE?!

The name Spike makes sense for Edgelord Prince of Darkness guy in the last gif but THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE AN 18TH CENTURY AUTHOR? THE POOREST LITTLE MEOW MEOW??

What is the context for this I have to know now

OKOK LOL SO

spike’s a vampire right so he got his nickname because he used to torture his victims with a railroad spike? but his real name is william so that probably clears it up:) he changed his name so that he sounded cooler and abandoned the nickname he was dubbed by others

something funny though before he got the nickname spike he was known as william the bloody, and this was before he was a vampire it was short for william the bloody awful poet :3

[enigmatic-mystery-777]

Tagged by the awesome @geekygumiho !

Do you make your bed? I do not. I toss and turn so much, there's really no point in making the bed when I'm just gonna upend the sheet and blanket again.

Favorite number? 45. If you ask me why, however, that I cannot tell you. I also like the number 7. And the number 5. I don't know why about those, either.

What's your job? To be as weird as possible. Lmao kiddinggg. Mostly. I am weird. Anyway, I'm a overnight retail stocker for the drug/gm dept of the store I work at, and twice a week I'm a file maintenance tagger (also overnight, also at the same store)

If you could go back to school, would you? Probably not? I mean...*sighs* if it didn't cost so damn much, or at all, I would go, I would find classes that bring me joy, but the way schooling is set up now in the US? Nah, I'm not wasting my money. I don't have any to waste anyhow lol

Can you parallel park? I cannot; I got *very* lucky I didn't have to do that for the driver's test. Cos there's no way I would've pulled that off. Horrifying thought.

Do you think aliens are real? I do. I just don't think they'd ever waste their time with our planet. Our planet is essentially the Florida of the Universe; nobody wants to come here. Not because the planet itself is bad (she is very, very good) but nobody wants to deal with the humans on it lmao

Can you drive a manual car? I cannot. And I don't ever want to learn. Automatic all the way, thank you! I have a hard enough time driving as it is lol

Guilty pleasure? Honestly, I don't believe this should be a thing that exists. Like what you like, quit letting society dictate how you're allowed to be happy, just fuckin' be happy. ....As long as it's not hurting others or breaking any laws, or hurting any animals, of course.

Tattoos? I would but none of the parlors are close enough. And I'm poor. Also my skin is riddled with picking scars; isn't there, like, a rule they can't tattoo scarred skin?

Favorite color? Blue; more specifically sky blue. Also liking light/spring green as of late!

Favorite type of music? I don't have a straight answer for this one; I have a certain sound I like that I find across multiple genres. It's generally a faster, more upbeat kind of noise.

Do you like puzzles? I love puzzles, I'm just not any good at them. I highly recommend playing Nancy Drew PC games. They're so so so good. I always end up cheating on them cos I'm not a smart person but I do enjoy trying to solve on my own first before I get frustrated lol

Any phobias? People. Spiders. Heights. Drowning. Suffocation. Small enclosed spaces. Crowds. Wasps. Scorpions.

Favorite childhood sport? I played softball for three years from 3rd grade to 5th (8yo to 10yo) (mostly out of pressure; I wasn't any good at it). And golf one summer in high school; it started off as free lessons at Elm Tree, a golf course near where I lived (beautiful course), and then I did so well I got put into a league where I failed miserably and never went back lol

Do you talk to yourself? All. The. Time. In fact, I'm really only ever verbal with myself. I'm rather nonverbal with everyone else. Unless I'm comfortable around you but sometimes not even then.

Tea or Coffee? Coffee, 100%. I respect tea but I do not like it lmaooo

What movies do you adore? Gurl, it'd be easier to ask me what movies I hate. Good lord. Top of my mind movies I love: Twister, The Incredibles, The Incredibles 2, Tango & Cash, any of the scooby doo animated movies, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Princess Diaries, The Princess Diaries 2, We Have A Ghost, Enola Holmes, Enola Holmes 2, Stargate, Stargate: Ark Of Truth, Stargate: Continuum, Dante's Peak, Demolition Man, Se7en...okay! I think that's enough examples lolol

Tagging! If y'all want to participate, that is, you absolutely do not have to!

@lokisleftfoot @ryukiki @greek-praetor @flyawayprincess @randomestfandoms @royalnugget42 @stargatebarbie @help-help-i-need-an-adult @goorehaus

And if you weren't tagged but you wanna do this, join in!

[miles-tails-prowers-crotch]

@punkitt-is-here @ryukiki