#ryela’s chaotic dagger collection

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One of my posts got liked by one of the /old/ porn bots. My eyes were immediately scarred seeing who the fuck it was.

And let me tell you the unholy giggling that erupted out of me at seeing one of the old spam accounts is a thing I cannot deny.

It's been so long since I saw one I thought they were all gone in favor of these new spam bots with blank accounts that have some girl's stolen Instagram photo.

It's so precious. I'm torn. I almost want to leave it be.

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My cat knocking everything possible off my desk:

Me: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!?

My cat: I'm filing a complaint with management.

Me: what? Oh fuck wait I'm management.

Me: WAIT You didn't say what the complaint was

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So update on the Gender Crisis Speedrun

Like I have been going by 3 different names in different spaces. I like some over others... but like how to I choose one and how do change the name others call me by?

Two of the names are very gendered, one is sorta ambiguously gendered.

What are names?

A person told me once that "names are just the sounds someone associates with you"

Is that all names are? Why is it so hard to change them then?

Can I just change my name even if I still go by the same gender I was assigned at birth?

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Don’t mind the screaming into the void, I have feelings and critical role broke me.

I worried about something like this happening but I hoped it wouldn’t. And this is the worst way this could happen!

Are ya happy now people? The Mighty Nein went back there to see them and now they’re gone!

Don’t worry I’m fine. It’s fine. It’s not like one of my favorite characters is in the middle of all this. It’s fine.

I need some tea.

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*has an unknown food allergy*

Me: Man, I should really figure out what this is.

*has an allergic reaction*

Me: Well, the only thing I ate was something I’ve had all my life and this other thing I normally eat made from scratch. I think it’s this other thing cuz it’s similar to what gave me a reaction last time.

Also Me: *procides to eat the thing I think has the allergen* *has a reaction* Damn, I kinda want to eat more of that cuz its tasted good.

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Omg just realized my cat is won't meow because I speak cat. Except when we yell at each other across the apartment for attention

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

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I have no idea how to find it but the Guardian of the Wishing Stone absolutely deserves to be on this list

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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Okay can some internet person or other explain to me what an AMAB trans man is? I have never come across this before. Genuinely curious.

I have interacted with AFAB trans men and AMAB trans women and those under the non-binary umbrella who identified as lesbian before. So I'm not trying to gatekeep identity or what-not, I don't talk to many lesbians regularly. My interactions are mainly with other asexuals.

Gender fuckery is hard to understand and I want to understand. (Said the generfluid)

If an AMAB Person who still identified as male called himself a lesbian, would you be fine with that? Why is it only AFAB males that can be ““lesbians””

that is because you are part of an echo chamber and haven't actually interacted with real, actual lesbians. there's a massive amount of people who identify as lesbians for a litany of reasons. i get that you're a terf and i usually ignore these messages, but this is entirely because you have your head in the sand and refuse to actually interact with the lesbian community outside of your "we hate men this is a girl's only club teehee" circle jerk.

also you folks love to call trans men "confused lesbians" until we are one and suddenly the world comes to an end. sure you can weaponize lesbianism against us, but we're not allowed to embrace it? many trans men start out in the lesbian community and for one reason or another decide to stay in it and keep that identity. there's nothing wrong or weird with that, have you ever interacted with a lesbian? like seriously, have you ever interacted with an actual lesbian? have you ever met a butch?

you also forget about intersex people- I'm not AFAB. I was born AMAB, technically. also not all transmasculine or trans male people are AFAB- there are intersex and AMAB trans men. this is a totally fine expression of lesbianism- there are many reasons why an AMAB person would identify as male and a lesbian at the same time. maybe they're bigender or genderfluid, maybe they're not. maybe they feel they love women and other people in a deeply sapphic way regardless of their gender. i don't understand how an AMAB lesbian could ever possibly be a threat to me or you. i love and accept all AMAB lesbians regardless of their gender.

this is just stupid. of course that person would be a lesbian. open your eyes, you have no idea how the queer community works or operates. our identities don't have to "make sense" that's the entire point. you are not a lesbian and have never interacted with real lesbians- your opinion on lesbianism does not matter.

the lesbian community is not a "no boys allowed" community. you don't belong here.

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Wait hold on this may have actually explained how to cook steak in a way my nuerodivergent brain can remember it. (Also the way he just rattled it off with precise details without skipping a beat was *chef's kiss*)

i'll be real whenever i gotta cook a steak, whether for myself or for others, that godforsaken letterkenny bit blares in my ears loud as shit

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OP please give your recipes.

I need them. For... research purposes.. yeah. That works. Totally not to have manic ways to raise my pickpocket skill...

I am trying to work on my Skyrim alchemy skills and I am not made for this. This is not my skill. I am aware that you can't get the Purity perk until you hit level 100 but fucking hell, all I seem to do is create the most absurdly, uselessly fucked up potions imaginable. I'm like "Let's make a potion to heal me!" and then what I get is half a gallon of dubious liquid that's like "Will heal 27 hit points, deplete your stamina, clear your mortal enemy's skin, and legally change your name to Uriel Septim the Ugly."

Weirdly these potions are nonetheless quite expensive

I am BAD at alchemy

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Search your zodiac sign in the gifs, and find one that relates most to you.

Here’s mine