#ruyakasun's f1 bs

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f1 drivers as texts, pt. 2

[ruyakasunshine]

the way carlos played with his hair? i love them?

source : scuderiaferrari on Instagram

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new series : f1 drivers as alignment charts!

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F1 drivers as text messages pt.4

< pt.3

[ruyakasunshine]

my brother was talking about one of his teacher and he pulls a "I swear if verstappen isn't here tomorrow I'll be mad"

so turns out he has a teacher called verstappen

and also a supervisor called leclerc.

these two really do find each other in every universe, uh?

[ruyakasunshine]

why does it seem like these two got closer after the separation news?

and why do i feel for them?

"it's beautiful like this" damn they are out of control today 😭

[ruyakasunshine]

wdym all the races charles wrote music about last year are those max didn't win this year?

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So I introduced my brother to f1 (yes, the same brother who's got a teacher called verstappen) and here are some of his first impressions and reactions :

"So Ferrari is like the Real Madrid of f1?"

^ he keeps making football comparisons. I know nothing about football so I'm not much help.

He's got a personal beef with Checo. I might be the cause of it, but the fact that his first race was Canada might play into it

He started getting a lot of f1 videos on his ig fyp, and he seems to like "the Japanese guy who want to open a restaurant"

Similarly, he roots for "Charles' teammate who looks like a funny guy"

He also claimed Carlos as one of ours because he looks like he's from our ethnicity according to him (he is not, btw. we are barely even European??)

On the same topic he seems to be sad about the separation of charlos next year ( "how could they separate this duo??")

He also roots for Pierre

"But Max seems like a good dude actually"

He quotes the iconic "I am stupid"

Realized that Max was an unfair comparison to other drivers because of how good he is

Also not to call him unlucky but everyone he rooted for either couldn't make it to q3 or had to dnf (the two ferraris, pierre in the quali, yuki during the race)

[ruyakasunshine]

do you think charles will do a teary eyed "take care of our carlos" video to williams yes or no

[ruyakasunshine]

almost want to use it as a bingo for feb 2025

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers aree raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

[ruyakasunshine]

[F1 drivers as things the people around me/I have said pt.6]

Lando : I mean when you really think about it, having a sugar mommy is supporting a woman owned business.

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[F1 drivers as things the people around me/I said pt.idk]

George : If you could be an object, what would you be?

Alex: A sanitary pad.

Lando : A toilet seat.

George: ...

George : Well I'd like to be a rock by the beach, with the sun over me and—

Lando : A rock isn't a fucking object. You'd be toilet paper at most

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[ F1 drivers as things the people around me/I have said pt.5]

Oscar, to Carlos: you know what I hate you, I hope your future kids miss their bus everyday

Carlos :

[ruyakasunshine]

with everything being said, the starting grid is HILARIOUS

Because what do you mean Yuki 3rd in a Vcarb, and Estie 4th in an alpine? Liam Lawson aka Alonso's nemesis fifth? Alex's Williams in front of Oscar's Mclaren even though it probably won't be put together back in time for the race? Both Aston's in q3 and yet we aren't sure the cars will be okay by the race?

what is this grid even??

[ruyakasunshine]

my roman empire is the amount of drivers in formula who are belgian but refuse to compete under that flag

[ruyakasunshine]

Formula one has some of the most insufferable fans I've ever seen (and this is coming from someone who's been in Kpop fandoms), so I'm gonna type a couple of reminders for y'all :

Max is not ruining the sport by being "too good". I honestly don't understand how people can have the same reaction whenever someone is actually good at the sport (e.g. Hamilton during his prime days), and never learn. He's not going to start losing just to entertain you (and that wouldn't work anyway, he DNF'd in Australia and the race still sucked).

You should be happy enough to witness the making of one of the biggest names in F1, because he will for sure be a considered a legend in the future (if that's not the case already).

The whole 'Hamilton is washed' narrative is starting to become annoying. You know, even as someone who hasn't been into the sport for long enough to remember his prime days, I can call you out on how baseless this narrative is. A seven-times world champion doesn't forget how to drive over the course of a season, obviously there is something that is going on behind the scenes, and his sudden move to Ferrari is only a proof of it.

Likewise, you guys need to drop the "Ferrari fired the wrong guy uwu" narrative. Firstly, Carlos wasn't fired, they decided to not renew the contract with him. This happens all the time, and we don't even know all the reasons behind this decision. This is a sport, not a boyband, they don't owe each other eternal fidelity for the fans or something.

Ferrari saw the opportunity of signing The Lewis Hamilton (which; like it or not, the guy is a legend), and took it. And, as Max himself said it, it isn't too surprising that they re-signed Charles and not Carlos, considering that the first has been more consistent throughout their career as teammates. He had chances at the championship, and could have new chances in the future with the right team orders (and with the maturity he's gained over these years).

Finally, Carlos will most likely have a seat in 2025, considering that he is a good driver and that most of the seats for next years aren't taken yet. Stop crying under each instagram and twitter posts of ferrari, stop bringing down Charles at every opportunity (seriously, hearing you talk you'd think the guy is finishing at the end of the grid each race and not within the top 5 at the very least since last year), and start cheering on their last season as teammates instead.

Overall, fans need to learn to whine less, be more respectful (drivers are human beings who deserve basic respect, I can't believe I need to remind this in this day and age), and appreciate the sport more.