#ruth watches g1

[tfw-no-tennis]

tfes thoughtz

not quite a liveblog as I am wont to do but ruth and I watched tf earthspark so I figured id write down scattered thoughts bc who KNOWS when the next eps are dropping and id love to remember what I think of things whenever that rolls around

so let me start off by saying this show is banger. we rlly like it so far awww

still also gotta say rip cyberverse, that show was SO good and died too soon :( 

but yeah I like this show a lot!!! I rlly dig how it looks, I wasn’t sure about the art style/3d animation at first but it looks really good. better than cyberverse if I'm honest (sorry cybv your budget probably wasn’t as good its not ur fault)

I loooove that we’re starting off at an interesting point in which the autobot-decepticon war is over and has been for a while, and megatron is on the same side as the bots, but there’s still conflict....LOVE IT 

cyberverse was also based for having the war going on but in a different way than shows usually did, and having the sides kind of aware of how fruitless the fighting was, and then eventually w the quintessons the two sides had to unite. anyways I have a whole separate post on cyberverse so I should chill 

the human characters are great. I feel like there's the right amount of focus on them and I really dig the family dynamic we’re getting. the kids are cute and fun and I love their relationships w/the bots...I love that mo calls OP “mr optimus” awww

I love the parents also. alex husband of the year he’s so great. and dorothy is so cool and I LOVE her and megatron. they’re like platonic malewife-girlboss. power bffs. 

LOVE how she doesn’t like OP but like megatron. SO funny. 

I really enjoy that the robots aren’t ‘in disguise’ either - the world seems to be aware of them and their existence and the war that went on. that’s cool! I like that a lot; ik the tagline for tf is ‘robots in disguise’ and all but if u think about it they weren’t really hidden in g1 even

Love that there’s comics about the tfs in canon too

I really like this bumblebee!! his design is so cute and I really appreciate that he isn’t ‘the kid’ in this, and has to assume a more mentor-like role. very cool and entertaining

ok and the terrans are adorable. theyre just babies and I love them. I looove how they were adopted into the malto family its so cute. I’m enjoying them and their antics and I feel like there’s a great mix of cute hijinks w/them learning how to be tfs, and also with other plot stuff 

LOOOOVE the plot implications. JUICY!!!!!!!!!! GHOST is so fucking sketchy I LOVE THAT. I love that OP is working for them, and has a sense of ‘I’m doing this for the greater good/this is a means to an end (the end being peace)’ but OP seems to know that GHOST is sketchy as fuck - with him hiding the terrans’ existence and bumblebee being alive from them...but also he tells megatron to give them a chance, which is very OP of him, so that makes sense, but I’m curious if it’ll blow up in his face ((it totally will))

megatron was RIGHT in that one ep where he was trashing GHOST. them having all those cons locked up is bad news. and ruth pointed out that we haven’t even seen who’s in charge of GHOST which is pretty concerning.

also I can’t believe that one agent guy isn’t voiced by will arnett bc he totally sounds like him 

I super loved the flashbacks of the cybertronian history that were animated in g1 style :’) it reminded me of in tfa where they used clips from g1 as part of the history lesson 

I loooove megatron in this show he’s so cool. he gives me some mtmte megatron vibes - he basically says that he agreed to join GHOST/the autobot side in order to protect the cons from worse consequences. I’m interested to hear more about the war and what went on. I’d love some war flashbacks personally

I like that he clearly doesn’t want to hurt the decepticons or hand them over to GHOST, and also the cons think of him as a traitor, but it seems rough for cons out there. what else are they gonna do?

I think it would be epic if they paralleled OP and megatron - with OP joining up with GHOST bc he think he’s doing the right thing for his species and humans, only to discover that GHOST is fr bad news - and megatron binding himself to service w/GHOST and the autobots in exchange for supposed safety (?or something? Not super clear what the cons/megatron got out of that bargain) for the cons, only to discover (as he basically already did) that the cons aren’t doing great out there and they think of him as a traitor

also mandroid is actually pretty interesting for a human villain. I was expecting not to like him (espec at the beginning, he reminded me of silas from tfp who ended up being a nuisance and didn’t really have a point in the plot imo) bc tf human villains are more often miss than hit but he’s interesting 

I like that he has pretty legit reasons to want to get rid of the “invasive species” (as a biologist I love that phrasing), after he got drafted into the war and then injured in friendly fire

LOVED the part where he talks about this and dot is like ‘yeah I also got injured in the war and that sucks for us but I’m judging you based on your actions and YOU suck’ that was so epic she’s so epic and cool

and he knows alex??? ?? fruity ????? are they exes??? whats the vibe. I bet alex used to work for GHOST and that’s how he and dot met

having a whole ass giant robot arm is wild tho. no way that’s how it works bro 

also what happened to swindle. he was so funny. he sounds like meowth from the 4kidz dub lmfao 

SOUNDWAVE BRO I fucking love him. icon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am SO happy that his cassettes are here and actually turn into cassettes and not other more modern stuff. I love that anachronism sm 

thank god frenzy is here. I hope rumble shows up too (tho bumblebee talking about how one of the cassettes exploded ???? hi????)

we saw starscream for like 0.2 seconds but I’m ready for him to cause havoc like the annoying bitch he is <333 

super interesting that the world is cut off from cybertron and has been for quite a while. I think OP also mentioned that the cybertronians on earth are likely the last of their kind - I’m curious if that’s true or if there’s a bunch of them on cybertron a la the 1984 movie. I bet there is, no way cybertron is empty. pleaseeee I want hot rod and ultra magnus and all them I’d cry 

also congrats to skywarp and nova storm and frenzy on the transgenderism <3 

oh yeah and I LOVE arcee. she’s like Question Authority Barbie. Bite Chomp Kill Barbie. SO good. I love her design and alt mode and how she taught the kids not to blindly follow the people in charge. ICON. 

the 3 new bots are cute, but ruth and I couldn’t get over the fact that they were born and then IMMEDIATELY thrown into a conflict before even getting alt modes. omg 

ruth: ‘they already have blue hair and pronouns tho!’

LMFAO TRUTH. I LOVEEEE that nightshade goes by they/them :’) we didn’t expect that at all and it was such a good surprise 

also hashtag gay???? #GAY???? 

can’t BELIEVE that bot is named hashtag. immmmmm 

tho ruth and I both agree that the cast is full enough and having 3 new terrans might be too much, so we’ll see how that goes - I kinda feel like they’ll end up more on the periphery and only show up sometimes. we’ll see tho! 

holy SHIT the fight scenes bro. specifically in the last 2 eps, oh my GOD. SOOOO fucking juicy. I’m gonna make a separate post abt that but they were EXCELLENT. one place I think cyberverse was weak in was the fight scenes - in s1 I would say they were actively boring (sorry cybv ily) and they got better but still were a bit clunky and awkward and formulaic. I feel like it was due to animation/budget constrictions more than anything 

but yeah these fights scenes rocked. I especially love the 2d smoke and fire effects 

I just wanna know more about the war too!!! like mandroid got injured, it seems, from friendly fire - did Dot as well? is that why she doesn’t seem to like or trust OP as much? 

also megatron has been working w them for 15 years - what were the previous 15 years like? what was the war like? why were they fighting? what exactly made them stop? how many other tfs are on earth? when did GHOST start being a thing? are there gonna be combiners???? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. 

biggest Q is when are the next eps coming out. pls not in like 6 mos. 

also w the fight scenes. skywarp’s warping looks SO FUCKING COOOOOL I’m so glad. yesssss 

I feel kinda bad for the cons tbh. they seem scattered and lost, with no real leader, and they’re apparently disappearing (presumably mandroid) or being imprisoned by GHOST, who I'm SURE doesn’t have any ill intentions...I wonder if the show will continue to take a more sympathetic approach to the cons (kinda like mtmte, where they kinda had a point at the beginning before they lost the thread w/all the murdering and whatnot)

also I love everyone’s designs generally but I still think OPs face looks weird hgfajkdfksjndfkj whenever he has the faceplate off I'm like Put That Back On Please. 

I like that the humans are directly involved in the plot in a way that makes sense bc the human world has already been to war with/alongside the tfs, so there are a ton of different relationships that humans can have w/the tfs. this is way more interesting than st like tfp, which I think did a pretty bad job integrating the humans, or tfa, which had Sari w/a macguffin that was plot-important in order to keep her involved 

tbf that’s kinda going on w/the kids having links to the terrans but I like the way it’s played out so far. I love the suggestions of lore we’ve gotten too, w/quintus prime and stuff

also they’ve made a point of showing that symbol in the cave where the terrans were born MORE THAN ONCE, and it totally looks like those spiderbots, so I’m thinking there’s definitely a connection there. something weird is going on 

ok also SUPER fucking funny that wheeljack showed up and found out he kinda has a kid and IMMEDIATELY decides he’s a deadbeat dad hvbkjdsfbjksandfkl. I mean he came around in the end but that was so fucking funny. PLEASE SIR 

when they bonded by shooting at each other (lmao? classic tfs) and then twitch was like aww lets hug and he didn’t even notice lmfao sir plssss 

I wonder if the dinobots will show up and if they’ll still have been created by wheeljack (and ratchet) like in g1 

also kind of hilarious how megatron was like ‘no I don’t wanna hurt the cassettes’ and then when the seekers attacked he was like ‘fuck them kids’ and went all out fighting them lmao 

I’m super curious how the megatron starscream dynamic will be in this show 

oh yeah and ruth pointed out that it’s interesting that the three new terrans are bigger than the original 2 terrans and I feel like it’s bc they were created DURING an active conflict and basically got MTO’d into a fight. Ls 

firstborn vs secondborn vibes lmfao 

ok and quintus prime....r we gonna get quintessons. hello. I would LOVE that the quintessons are like my fav antagonists (especially in cyberverse they were so good. man I should rewatch cyberverse) 

I think the quintessons are perfect villains for cases like this where the autobots and decepticons aren’t fighting each other. I’d love to see the quintessons as the villains after GHOST is dealt with 

maybe the tfs on cybertron are already dealing w/the quintessons? 

omfg and the ep where bumblebee is trying to call OPs comm and megatron and then elita pick up instead ?? hello ??? polycule?????

I wanna see more of elita 1 too! shes so cool 

also I kinda belatedly realized that this megatron doesn’t seem to have the same dislike for organics/earth people as he does in a lot of other media (most notably in idw1). that’s interesting and I like that we’re exploring a different side of his character, and I like seeing humans hanging with him. he and dot are great and I hope we get more of them, including flashbacks

anywaysss that’s all the thoughts I have for now, tune in for more next time byeeee

[fullmetal-the-last-alchemist]

transformers 1986 movie liveblog!!!!!!!! time to watch everyone DIE and BE STUPID!!!!!!

ohh big planet. nice music too

omg is this cybertron?? WAIT ARE THOSE CHILDREN????? WH

OMG NO NOT THE SCIENCE

BEYONCÉ VOICE: UNICRON?!

damn is he about to eat that whole ass planet. holy fuck

epilepsy warning, jesus... ik this is the 80s but those flashing lights are like So Much

oh GOD THE ESCAPE POD NOOOO

THE CHEWING SOUND EFFECT JKFHDJKKSHHHH

mood whiplash ft. 80s music!

leonard nimoy is galvatron?? omg????

"it is the year 2005" hkfjajFJLSHHJFJHHHH WHYS THAT SO GODDAMN FUNNY

OOH laserbeak!!

IRONHIDE HAS A SOUTHERN ACCENT HHJJFGSHJ LIST THAT UNDER SHIT ABT G1 I DIDN’T KNOW AT ALL

optimus... my Father....

JAZZ JHDHJKFKF WHYS HE LIKE THAT

bee - WAIT WHYY IS SPIKE HERE?????? and he's an adult now?? bruh

i mean - 2005. i almost forgot

DECEPTIONS!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHH

everyone's voices are so goooood UGH i fuckin love it

oh fuck is that prowl!!!!!

megs is just..here??? Uhh

HES JUST A GUN?????? hhjjhshjdkakks HES JUST A GUN.....

like i knew that. i did! but seeing it...Actually seeing it, in person...

OH GOD PROWL JUST DIED

AND RATCHET HOLY FFUCK

"you're an idiot, starscream" WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY HSJJJFHFJDSHD

THAT WAS. SO MUCH

WOW

IS THAT HOT ROD FISHING WITH A CHILD

the fucking hover board jkshhfkf

I love hot rod already he's so good

the fuxking mood whiplash oh my GOD the pacing is so 80s and bad

SUDDENLY DECEPTICONS

AHH PERCEPTOR!!

haha nerd

ARCEE AAHHHH

BLURR AHAHHHHHH

HAHA perish starscream

insecticons???????? uhh ok!

what the fuck is this giant robot

ok lj says it's autobot city, which is also a dude! ok!

ok lj says it also might not be. alright!

omg all of soundwave's shit kids!!

AHHHH REWIND AND EJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!

soundwave and uhh that guy’s cassettes fighting instead of their holders is like kids fighting in a parking lot as their parents watch

omg I love blurr SO MUCH

OH MY GOD DID WHEELJACK DIE OFFSCREEN?? what the FUCK

omg the kid helping to push...

ooh devestator...

"let the slaughter begin!" GOOD LORD HES REALLY NOT KIDDING IS HE

OPTIMUS AND THE DINO BOTS

YOU GOT THE TOUCH BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one shall stand one shall fall HELL YEEEAAAHHHHH

OLD MAN SLAPFIGHT

eyyy there's the ass grab

you who are without mercy now plead for it holy FUCK THATS SO RAW

HOT ROD NO

OPTIMUS NO

STARSCREAM KICKING MEGS PFFFT

OMG soundwave carrying megs and his son carrying the cannon.. that shot was So cute

is that a fucking train

ASTRO TRAIN PFFFT

oh god this death scene??

TIL ALL ARE ONE BABEEEEYYYYY

HOT ROD CAUGHT IT AHHHH

OPTIMUS NOOOO

oh jesus this is HORRIBLE

starscream fuxking YEETING MEGS JJFKHSHSKD

soundwave should rule tbh

omg his kids defending him!!!! awwww that was so sweet

ooh isn't this when cyclonus is made?

damn megs is. So much. unicron is pretty interesting though, at least to me since i know jack shit about him

megs magical girl transformation pfft

oh wait galvatron is megs?? Oh wow

and cyclonus!!! yo nice

damn why does he want the matrix destroyed so bad

WHAT is going on with starscream and this ceremony pfft

eyy cyclonus!!!

holy FUCK

STARSCREAM JUST MEGA DIED

oh lord there goes one of the moons

jazz pfft

oh GOD THERE GOES LUNA 1 LIKE FORREAL

spike and bee are here - and THERE GOES LUNA 2

DID HE JUST SAY SHIT HHHJFKJSDJJD

WHOA battle of wills between megs and unicron...

ok stop being hetero

did hot rod just lasso grimlock pfft

aww grimlock is so cute, listening to kup and his war stories!!! aww

hot rod is literally luke skywalker huh. i love him so much

wow megs really didn't notice the ship separating did he. wrow.

rod how can u drive underwater?? also why is everything mechanical????

it’s for no blood probably, but still

oh god is kup missing his arm and his leg???

god the MUSIC...

love how this kid is just? here? and everyone’s sort of lowkey adopted him? it’s so sweet

awww that's so cute

aww rod and kup!!! i love their dynamic tbh. it’s so cute, like a dad on vacation with his son

oh god are these aliens, what the fuck

jail time!

dinobots and.......wreck gar? maybe?

this movie is fucking unintelligible sometimes and I love it

TIL ALL ARE ONE FUCK YEAH

he said a swear! magnus! your idw self would be in SHOCK

oh GOD MAGNUS NO

I HAVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR THIS COURT FUCK YEAH

this goddamn music hjfkdjdkfkdkf

EYY THE DINOBOTS

oh it’s..wheelie? idk who that is

oh jesus it's the crackheads from mad max

the eye sparkle nkkkdnjkadhdj

DARE TO BE STUPID HELL YEAAAHHH

eyyy hot rod!!!

ARE THEY HAVING A FUCKING DANCE PARTY HHJFKDFJJD ISN’T ULTRA MAGNUS DEAD ON THE FLOOR LIKE TEN FEET AWAY

DID SOMEONE KISS GRIMLOCK PFFT

this mustache guy is absolutely unintelligible

oh is ultra magnus like fine?? what the fuck??????

pfft galvatron can't do shit with his new bling

oh fuck is unicron transforming

decepticons vs. unicron I guess??? whoa

oh my god he just ATE GALVATRON

"nope" pfft

is hot rod like ok?

oh my GOD THAT MELTING PIT, THATS SOME DJD SHIT

HELL YEAH CHILD

HOT ROD BABEY

YOU GOT THE FUCKING TOUXH!!!!!! RODIMUS PRIME BABYYYYYYYYY

unicron really got exploded by a fresh twunk huh

god the MUSIC.......eternal. unfitting and 80s and eternal as HELL

[dumbbellpony]

Short story under the cut.

Juniper Jewel left the barn kicking up clods of dirt as she scanned the nearby pens for any side of her amazing disappearing ranch hand. His usual hiding place, the barn, had been disappointingly empty, if he wasn’t on the grounds then the probability that he walked the two miles back to town seemed all the more likely, which made Juniper all the more angry.

“I swear when I get my hands around his scrawny neck I’ll chop him up, deep fry him, and feed him to Chino*!” Being empty, Juniper left the front side of the barn to investigate the holding pens in the back imagining she wouldn’t have much luck their either.

"Are you sure you’re not part mule? You are as stubborn as one.”

“Are you part fruit, because Honeydew, you have no idea how fine you look right now?”

Ah there he was. Hightide, who was supposed to be helping her, had of course snuck off to be with Ruth Opal. Again. The minotaur was adept to long suffering but Juniper could see the strain on her face smeared with dust and mud. She must have just finished mending the fence further down. Hightide, who looked small and inadequate by comparison, was admiring her like a gallery statue. Juniper stalked towards them not attempting to hide the scowl creeping onto her face.

“Bluebell, I know you’re busy but why don’t I give you some company. Isn’t it lonely  working out here all by yourself?” Hightide leaned against a post, grinning blithely. Ruth halted mid stride and turned towards Hightide incredulous. “¿Cómo me llamaste?”

“Hightide! I’m gonna grind your hooves off and use em for plant food!”

Hightide flinched, both he and Ruth looked up to see Juniper behind him, arms crossed and non too pleased. "Do everyone a favor and stop wastin time botherin Ruth. It's highly unprofessional, and embarassin to watch."

The stallion’s ears tilted up in defiance. “Never.”

“I left you to sort through those three barrels of apples a near two hours ago, and I come back to find you gone and the job not done!”  Hightide, to his credit, had the sense to look surprised.

“What are you talking about?” he asked. “I sorted all three of those barrels.”

“Then how do you explain this?” Juniper pushed an apple covered in bites and scratches into his face. He could only stare at it dumbly. “I...seriously have no idea how that happened.  Maybe a rat got to it. Or a grouse*?”

“Or a gremlin.” Ruth added.

“No ya dummy, grouse don’t have teeth...and gremlins,” Juniper inspected the apple. “That’s the last thing we need.” She massaged her temples with a sharp exhale. “Now what am I supposed to do with near a barrel full of gnawed on apples?” There was a pause.

Hightide shrugged “Uh, fertilizer?”

Ugh!” Juniper raised the apple high, prepared to throw it. “You!”

“Save me!” Hightide squeaked and ducked behind the minotaur for protection.

“Oye espera. I have a suggestion.”  Ruth’s voice broke the tension like a pry bar against glass. The two ponies ceased their struggles and looked up at her.

Ruth Opal smiled simply. “Solo usa las manzanas, Juniper.”

Juniper snorted like a bull. “Are you serious? That was well over a thirty apples ruined because lazy lover colt here let some critter chew on em.”

“Why is your rat problem my problem?” Hightide asked ducking when Juniper aimed for him again.

“We don’t have a rat problem!”

“How about we do this,” Ruth yanked Hightide towards her, as easy as plucking a daisy petal. “Come here.”

Hightide gasped dreamily. “Y-yes, seniora?”  

“Here.” Ruth pushed a large canvas roll into Hightide’s arms, heavy and uneven his knees almost buckled but managed to keep steady.

“I was on my way to the barn to fix that hole in the roof. Hightide, you do it instead, you know, as an apology for the apples.”

Hightide poked his head up from over the roll. “I didn’t-”

“Shush, hombrecito.” She winked, not seductively but teasingly close. It was enough to shut him up. Ruth gently pushed him aside and went to Juniper, clamping a hand on her shoulder.

“Now lets see what we can do about these apples. You have that big desert run with the stonebacks* tomorrow, yes? Perfect, let’s make apple chips for the grouse. Los pollos no son quisquillosos!”

Juniper chuckled. “I suppose. Was plannin on cookin up somethin for the trip.  May as well be for the birds.” Her expression shifted. “Then I'm after whatever nuisance is destroyin th’ apples. And when I find it, it ain’t gonna be happy!”

“What about me?” Hightide complained looking hopeless with the oversized bag clutched in his arms. “What am I supposed to do with this?”  

“The roof,” Ruth answered. “You know your way with hammer and nails don’t you?”

Hightide gulped and nodded. “Yeah, I can, I guess?”

“Está bien, after these apples are dealt with, I will come back to help you. Just the two of us.”

Hightide grinned, wide and toothy. “Buena!”

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

* Grouse: Since I'm drawing ponies more often in anthro form it made sense to give them some sort of  Horse of a Different Color. They can't ride real horses obviously, that would be racist (lol) So I went with the typical 'giant bird thing'.  In this case it's This adorable thing only bigger and I imagine more colorful. The  fake- scientific name is Plumeasaur but locally, cowponies call them grouse. Because when you squint that almost looks like 'horse'.

*Stonebacks are monsters from G1 I'm repurposing for my headcanon. Big armadillo like creatures with hard stone-like hides. The hide actually sheds over time which can be used in construction and armor making, but their most important purpose is to burrow for gem veins out in the desert.

*Chino: Juniper Jewel’s doggo.  

[getmelinkedin]

How To Identify False Profiles On LinkedIn

The numbers of cases of fake profiles in social networks have been increasing every day and with the increase of these profiles, also increase the problems and disorders in the lives of real users. Malicious people end up going through another person to get some sort of professional or even personal advantage, and somehow hampering the smooth running of the social network or the personal life of the user who has their photos and information forged. One case that became well known and diffused in media such as the BBC English channel and the Brazilian site G1 was that of the young Leah Palmer, a beautiful British young woman in her late twenties who lives in Dubai.

She has a very active profile on social networks. He often talks to relatives and friends through sites like Facebook, Linkedin, Instagram, and Twitter, and even searches for boyfriends through the Tinder application.

  But actually, Leah Palmer does not exist.

The woman described in social networks as Leah Palmer is actually Ruth Palmer. She recently discovered that for three years someone had been stealing photographs of herself, relatives and friends on social networks to create fake profiles that communicate with each other.

While Ruth has 140 followers on Instagram, Leah has over 800 in her account, where she has published over 900 photos (all of Ruth and her friends).

Just like the case described above, there are thousands of cases like that of young Ruth Palmer and not only disrupts personal life but can also hinder the professional life and may even interfere with a possible selection or hiring.

In this article, we will deal emphatically and specifically about false profiles in the professional LinkedIn network, where we will give tips on how to identify and avoid these types of profiles.

LinkedIn.com’s social networking site recently announced that it currently has more than 100 million active profiles and approximately 347 million existing profiles. However, many of the 100 million active profiles are probably “bots,” that is, false profiles created by unscrupulous people for evil purposes. In fact, there is a special term to designate such false profiles:  fLinkedin (fake LinkedIn).

Why have a fake profile on social networks?

There are many reasons why people create fake profiles or include fake referrals, and these are just a few examples (in no particular order):

To hide the true identity, for example, a person well known to lead people to “opportunities” may not want to reveal his real name, at least for the first contact;

Group the largest number of profile connections, then be put up for profit selling, for example, a person presumably on LinkedIn offered his connections for $ 10 to the company that had an interest in the preferred characteristics of the linked profiles.

In order to get a better chance, fake changes or omits some personal and professional data in order to try to captivate or win a good opportunity.

To collect e-mail addresses for spam lists

To denounce/insult/troll/attack a rival company, often pretending to be an informant (ie an employee)

To give the image of a company bigger than it is, to have several “professional fake” to thus leverage the image of the company and prospect through secondary networks

Personify an employee of a rival company and release public insults on your behalf

What can you do for fake profiles?

LinkedIn just launched the “flag” for the profiles, so if you think the profile is very obviously false, you are encouraged to use the flag button to report it.

LinkedIn seems to be serious about finding abuse on your system, and you should help them, especially by looking closely at the profiles of those who want to “connect” with you and see if they have Fake Linkedin characteristics, closely observing the characteristics of each profile. A watchful and watchful eye is primordial and essential to avoid disturbances regarding false profiles. 

source https://getmelinkedin.com/2019/05/29/how-to-identify-false-profiles-on-linkedin/

[tfw-no-tennis]

g1 is a masterpiece

recently I've been watching transformers g1 and let me say...anybody who hasn't seen this show is MISSING OUT 

scattered thoughts...this show is SOOOO FUCKING FUNNYYYYYYY never have I been more confident in my g1 tag being ‘g1 is a comedy’ BC IT IS

literally every ep I watch I end up laughing out loud multiple times. its THAT funny

just like...so many different things...the animation errors are obviously hilarious, and the animation in general makes for some truly hysterical moments, and just like...the completely weird visual storytelling choices at times

also the voice acting can be. Sure Something. plus the lines being read are often just so strange hvbhdjkhbfjhksa

also the scene transitions (with the autobot/decepticon symbols flipping) are often SO abrupt that it really gives so many scenes the same vibe as a modern shitpost - the fast cuts between things, the abruptness, it’s all there

the sound effects too oh my god. like...they rlly just lifted like, SO many sound fx from star wars huh. they were like we don't feel like making our own sound fx or anything and star wars is cool soooo

also like. the plots, of course. a lot of episodes just have completely batshit stories and something I str8 up have no clue what's going on due to a combination of weird pacing/storytelling and copious animation errors

so obviously it’s like, extremely funny and hilarious and that's a lot of the reason I love it so much. but also its just fun to watch??

plus I love seeing the OG ORIGIN of all of the transformers stuff. like, there’s so little lore that its obvious that a lot of stuff came from later series (like beast wars), but its still got a lot of the groundwork! 

also I gotta say. peter cullen is so fantastic as optimus prime. I feel like his performance alone really saves the show from being a total comedy - like, he just imbues optimus with such a strong leader-ly sort of vibe, I can’t even explain it but everything g1 optimus does I'm like, Oh I Trust You Robot Dad. like, he’s just so patient and wise and trustworthy idek, and I feel like it all comes down to peter cullen’s voice acting - if optimus sounded goofy or weird it would be game over but cullen sells it so well

oh and holy shit I love megatron and starscreams dynamic like, so fucking much. its so fucking entertaining lmaooo they're both just so rude oh my god. there's also a lot more back-and-forth/it’s a lot more of a two-way street bc nothing in g1 has to make sense, so starscream can be completely rude all the time and constantly try to undermine megatrons authority/usurp him as leader and megatron doesn't really do anything permanent about it, unlike shows that actually try to have a modicum of logic to them like tfa and tfp

but like in this instance I'm glad to forgo logical seriousness in favor of goofiness bc their interactions are so fucking fun lmao. like in tfa we don't actually see a lot of megatron and starscream interacting much bc they're never really on the same side, and in tfp there's a way more noticeable imbalance with starscream leaning a lot more to the ‘secretly backstabbing’ side of things, rather than ‘str8 up rude’ which I much prefer

like, g1 starscream in general is just such a riot, I love him. and I love when megatron or starscream makes an actual good suggestion and the other one is like No That's Fucking Stupid just bc of who said it lmaooooo

in terms of the autobots I just love how they make so little effort to introduce any of them to us hvbhjakhbdsfks so many times ruth and I were just like ‘WHO THE FUCK IS THAT’ bc some new guy is just Suddenly Here, and the animation errors sure didn't help 

its extra funny when they're like, in the middle of a battle or something and an autobot who was previously not present at all is just suddenly There and its like WAIT WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS GUY GET HERE lmfao

and the fact that there are SO many autobots and like 12 decepticons is so funny. the autobots just keep increasing in number too

alsoooo it cracks me up that the opening says ‘robots in disguise’ and also that's obvs a big tagline for the show/toys but they're never really In Disguise as in hiding from the humans or anything lmao

I just adore how things just Happen in g1. its like Yeah Ok this Fuckshit is happening now and you (the viewer) have to deal with it. enjoy fucko 

and like, the way that the characters jump to completely wack conclusions is SO funny like...that one ep where megatron is like ‘ok obviously the best way to get the autobots to go down into crystal hell crevasse is to clone optimus prime and have the clone lure them down, while also allowing the real optimus prime to still stick around and cause problems for me. genius!’ and that one ep where perceptor is like ‘well the obvious solution here is to shrink ourselves down and go into megatrons body to get the macguffin’ BFSHDKBFJK like these are the IMMEDIATE first things they think of and other episodes do this too lmaoooo its magical 

also the human characters...I love how little regard the autobots have for child safety, they really just bring spike to active warzones All The Time...if somebody ever asked why I feel like they'd just be like ‘he’s bumblebees best buddy they like to hang out :)’ but its like hvbhjadksfbajsh guys you don't even make him wear a seatbelt, jesus christ, and like HOW many times has ravage almost murdered spike, oh my GOD,

ok well I think my favorite episode so far is triple takeover bc it has THE largest amount of wack bullshit out of any episode I've seen, it’s literally SO funny and not a single sensical thing happens the entire episode. its so beautiful 

I defs gotta watch more, but ruth and I just started beast wars so we’ll be watching that, which is a hilarious contrast to g1 in almost every way, but we’ll toss some g1 eps in there on occasion so maybe ill add to this post later but for now...this has been my scattered thoughts on tf g1. goodbye and good night

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[drumming] BEAST WARRRS

wow, me and ruth watching MORE transformers stuff?? its more likely than you think

sooo yeah we started watching beast wars. which seems like the logical next step after reading the comics and watching tfa, tfp, (some of) g1, cyberverse, even the live action movies back in the day...

however ruth and I have always ruthlessly bullied beast wars bc of how outdated the cgi looks, stating that no matter how good everyone says it is, we can never watch it bc its so ugly 

we watched a couple clips, even, including the fight scene from ep2 which is SO funny I'm sorry and we were like ‘yea we cant watch this lol’ BUT LO AND BEHOLD...HERE WE ARE....

so yah this was probably inevitable but yea, ill probably write a few of these post just giving my scattered thoughts

so! so far we’ve watched like 8 eps and I gotta say....I like it a lot so far

as ruth says, ‘it feels like an actual show’ (as opposed to g1 which imo feels more like an extended-toy-commercial-slash-acid-trip)

like, even in the first couple eps, its clear there's actual plot and characters

the bad cgi is admittedly distracting at time, similar to the animation errors in g1 

in terms of the plot, I find it to be really interesting - I like the explanations for the beast forms w/the energon making their robot forms short out

the premise is like, so wild to me, in a meta sense - like, this was basically the followup to g1 (ignoring g2, and all the japanese stuff like headmasters and victory), and its SO wildly different than g1 - premise-wise, beast wars feels like something you'd get 20 years down the line in the franchise when they're trying to go at the source material from a new, fresh angle

instead its the follow-up to g1, bc I guess being able to sell toys that transform into animals rather than cars is a good market 

oh man is this show 90s. like, it came out in ‘96, so obviously its gonna be 90s, but sometimes it just slaps you in the face w/it 

like...the music. lmao like the guitar riffs that play sometimes are so hilariously 90s that I feel myself regressing into an infant (the state I was in irl during the 90s)

plus the dialogue...like half of what cheetor says is just. so very 90s. like Cool Epic Teenz 90s sometimes, which is hilarious and out of date now 

speaking of cheetor I love my boy. I already love him from cyberverse but this is og cheetor and I love him here too. he;s just a great kid appeal yellow character and I luv him. he has freckles that's soooo cuteee my boiiii

as for the characters in general...I like how they all have pretty solid characterizations but also undergo character development. and I like how we don't get all too much exposition about them/their backstories so we get to learn things as we go along 

optimus primal is cool, and interesting when compared to other optimuses (optimii?)...he seems like a Leader™, but he’s kinda frustrated/done with this shit, especially compared to like, g1 op, who was very patient, and tfa op, who felt very young. this op feels very experienced but also doesn't always wanna be here

who else is there...rhinox! he is great, he seems like the only one w/a brain cell. he seems v levelheaded and cool, I like him a lot. he hasn't gotten much spotlight but I'm interested to see what he’ll do. I like his voice

rattrap omg...ruth hates him bc he’s annoying which, fair, but I like him bc he’s hilarious. he’s a rat from new jersey, and joisey rats are just Like That okay

dinobot...omg...I love him. he’s just dramatic and gay. and also a dinosaur. I think its cool that he has a SWORD bc everyone else has guns (kinda boring), and also he has laser eyes. he is cool and interesting and also he and optimus are dating tyvm 

as for the predacons...beast wars megatron oh my goddd....I love him so much he’s SO entertaining lmao...yesssssss....he’s so Shakespearian? idek how else to describe it. he’s very eloquent and he really feels like a high-class play actor who could also rip your face off if he wanted to. he says ‘yessssss’ SO much its so funny. he’s very like, over the top and kinda hammy, but in a completely different way than g1 megs, who could be described similarly but is a very different vibe 

bw megatron is basically the polar opposite of tfp megatron

as for the rest of the predacons, we haven't gotten as much character stuff for them but I'm interested in them for sure

tarantulas.....I wanna see more of him, he’s just so entertaining to me idk. gay little spider man

scorponok omfg he’s such a loser in this hvbajkdsfbwkhdsf I cant get over how completely lame and unthreatening he is lmaoooo he’s such a lil bitch. I could cough on him and he’d explode probably. hilarious

terrorsaur is like the starscream of this show from what I can tell so far since he’s already tried to take over the predacons twice. ruth and I hate the weird bird dinosaur noises he makes. actually we hate when any of the characters make animal noises honestly hbvkjdnsfaksl

waspinator sure is here. he hasn't done much but he’s definitely present! and makes some weird terrible bug noises

blackarachnia just got here and then immediately left, which is hilarious. she saw everyone fighting and was like ‘actually fuck this’ and bounced, which is super valid 

ok I gotta talk abt the animation again vhbahkjsdfhbkjsf its...really painful...I mean it looks great for being 1996, but since its cgi it does NOT hold up at all (compared to 2d animation, which tends to hold up better - tho low-budget stuff like g1 doesn't hold up great, but it looks bad in a much different way than bad old cgi does)

like, I mentioned it above but that fight scene in ep2...there are just so many moments that weren't supposed to be funny but were hilarious due to the animation. like when the two sides run at each other and clash, when they hit each other half of them just fly offscreen like plastic toys vbahsudfbajskdf its SO visually hilarious I rewound it to watch it again lmao 

also anytime they do closeups I cringe so hard, especially on optimus, he just looks so plastic...in general the beast modes looks pretty janky, like cheetors limbs (mostly around the shoulders/hips) look weird af...I feel like rattraps beast mode looks the least wack. beast mode tarantulas also looks weird as hell but I think that's partially bc his colors are so garish lmao

I'm soooo excited to see the stuff that connects beast wars to g1, I know a few things about how its connected thanks to my reading of the g1 tfwiki pages, and I cant wait to see it all unfold

I'm really not spoiled for much, surprisingly...I might know a couple character deaths, and a few other things, but for the most part I have no clue what's going to happen which is really cool actually. I'm excited to see things!!!

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helllloooo this summer me and @fullmetal-the-last-alchemist r gonna be watching the tf g1 cartoon and ill be liveblogging it holla!! i will likely be inedbriated for most of this (yay for tequila and vodka) so if there’s spelling errors? well thats bc im bad at spelling but i might ALSO be drunnk. anyways enjoy maybe!!

Welcome to LIVEBMOG of TRANSFORMGER G1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRANFORMERSSASS

MKRE THAN MEETS THE EYE

OBTIMUS ORIME

SOYNDWACE

LOOK AT THEM FLYING

LIFE EXISTED ON CYBEETON

Cybertronnnn

I love the electro noises

Wheeljack awwwww

Bumblebee so tiny

I love this

Wow that trnaformation.

Bee got inside him lmao

Mega Miles.......

WHY DORS STARSCREAM SOUND LIKE THAT

tiny laser gun

Why does BEE sound Boston

Fire ring?!?!

These puns

This voice acting

cool cybertron alt modes

NOT THE REAR AXLE

LOVE THE TRANSITIONS

SOUNDWAVEEERDDDED

I LOVE HIM

I LOVE HIS VOICE

I love soundwavvccc

JAZZ MY MAN

MY DAD OPTIMUSSSSSS

lazerbeak is so unsubtle lol

MEGSSS

starscream posing lmao

SHOCKWAVEEE

prepare to stay on cybertron forever lmao

Egg celent!!!

Now SSs voice is normal lmao

SS and megs are So Much already

They're going to earthhhhh ahhh

Soundwave has the best voice it's so cool

Asteroids lmao what the fuck

Ironhide u good??? Why is his blood green

Why does the con ship look like That

How does this science work LMAOOO (me and Ruth simultaneously: LMAO WHAT)

Yeah no shit you're being followed

I wonder if they're gonna crash lol

TRACTOR BEAM TIME imagine a tractor just goes at them

FIRE THE LAZER

Ruth: ITS LIKE A STRAW [sidenote: she loses her shit over this and makes me promise to include it in the liveblog]

'PLEASE MENTION ITS LIKE A STRAW' -Ruth

GO SOUNDWACE

HES JJUST YEETING THEM

G FORCEERE

EARTH

megatron mountain except it's autobot mountain -Ruth

Ruth just can't get over 4 million years LMAO

ruth: I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE THERE FOR THAT LONG

Shockwave: I KNOW MEGS WILL BE BACK SOMEDAY

They're all just chillin huh

TELETERAAB ONE

this is so funny

THERE THEY FUCKING GO

that was so fast LMAO

'It must exist' OKAY LMAO

Starscream is so dumb I love him

TRUCK TIME

TRAILER IS GONE

we're gonna live on these rocks -the cons

RUMBLEEEEEE

soundwave and his kids aww

I love these transitions

WHY IS CLIFFJUMPER SO ANGRY AND BOSTON

RUMVLE IS 4KIDS SANJI HOLY FUXK

please chill starsream

'We won't be staying that long' - famous last words

How did they already build that?!

CLIFFJUMPER IS SO MURDEROUS

C U B E S

soundwave is so good

HE JUST PULLED A BAZOOKA OUT WTF

Imagine if cliffjumber killed megs lmao

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GUN

this is so funny

CJ IS SO ANGRY

hound u good

HES DEAD

RATCHET MY DAD

AW CLIFFJUMPER

WHO R THESE GUYS

THEY TURNED INTO A CAMERA?!?! ALL THREE OF THEM?!?!

HIS FOREHEAD BEEPED

JOE....

RAVAGE!!!!!

RAVAGE EATS HUMANS THE EPISODE

medical laser wow

Who are all these people

MY DADDDD

trailer appears

SPIKE IS HERE isn't he like 10

MEGS IS FLYING

they're trying their best lmaoooo

FUCKING RIP

THE ICONIC CLIP OF SPIKE TRYING TO SAVE HIS DAD (’tink!’) AND RUMBLE JUST STARES AT HIM FOR A SECOND THEN SWATS HIM AWAY. ETERNAL

TINK

he shot it to activate it

SOUNDWAVE IS CUBING!!!! HOLY SHIT

WHAT IS THIS PHYSICS

IM FUCKING DYINNG WJY ARE THE AUTOBOTS FLYING

I CANT DEAL

THEY TURNED INTO CARS WHY?!?!

GUN TIME

wow gay

This fighting is so bad

Laserveak: TINK TINK

Wow fuck this plant I guess

How is the water on fire

How can the boys swim

That preview was SO FUNNY

Seeing toei in the credits is highly cursed

THATS ALL FOR TODAY THANKS FOR TUNING IN FOLKS

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NEXT EP !!!! #5!!!!!!! Roll for it hmmmm

ive been underlining specific LJ and ruth quotes nowww lol 

Me: 'sometimes you just gotta.......!

Ruth: '...skkkrt and hit that dab?'

Me: NO!!!!

Still love the opening

I'm 2 marghs in WHOOOOOOOO

starscream chill

'Why do they keep attacking people with yellow hard hats' -Ruth, making a very good point

They all dress the same too

We are all one race...the yellow hard hat race.....

Are cons common knowledge now?

Step on the cops starscream

Soundwave: I miss megatron

Why is the animation so bad al of a sudden. Like obvs it was bad before but now it seems even WORSE

Pig iron,!???!

cliffjumper is always just absolutely furious n ready to müder some cons

HE BOUNCED OFF BRAWN LOL

sterscream and op Kiss then

Wow gay rainbow

Is soundeavr drunk?!?!?! And where did that volleyball net come from?! this is so goddamn gfuny

Ss said cat tights! [<---that's supposed to say 'gay rights']

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

WHATS UP WITH THIS ANIMATION

'Make it worse!' -toei

Is that prowl??????

'Typing is so hard when you're stupid and drunk' - Ruth abt me

Why do the seekers look bent

Crybertein!!  

Lol megs is so worried abt strscrem fucking thing up

Why is megs' badge red

Anti matter?!??

Sin function?!??

How does starscream know math

Can they just travel between earth and cybertron now??

Awww megs and LAZERBEAK

Awww rumble

he's so tiny

WHO IS THAT KID

WHERLCHAIR KID??? WHAT

RLLY WHERE DID HE COME FROM. DID I MISS ST. DID WE MISS AN INTRO EP FR THIS KID OR ARE THEY JUST LIKE ‘HERES A NEW CHARACTRE JFCUK YOu’

WHY ARE THEIR NAMES LIKE THIIS

'Why is that npc so sexy...look at those eyelashes! Goddamn!' - Ruth, a known lesbian, abt some rando dude

IM LITERALLY LN THE GROUND THEY WERE JIST IN MID STEP WATING FOR THE DOOR TO OPEN. THIS ANIMATOLN KILLED ME I LITERALLY AM DYING

three dude camera mans are bac k oh shit

they talk in unison???? God

Why are they giving this kid an antimatter formula floppy drive thing. How did this random kid help them crack some formula

It's lazerbeak idiots

No con symbol wow

The amount of errors is so funny

Does spike always have a hard hat on??????im suddnly noticing this

Ok that's bluestreak not prowl

Right in the tit...

Why are they in the desert constantly??? Where even does this take place?  

Dr. WHAT????

Flesh creature lmaooooo

That computer THO

WHY IS CHIP SO GHIBLI

prowl x computer

'Help me random kid'

HIS NAME IS CHIP CHASE?!??

Is he controlling prowl?!???

WHY IS HE FLYING A PLANE

awww cute

Why are they in the suburbs

Ravage boutta bully wheelchair kid

Did he steal chip?!??

Why did spike look like a blond twink for a few shots

'Fuck chip lives' -autobots

How did they hack his brain?!

I thought they errord so bad with all the hounds but it was holograms

Rumble so dumb. I love him

WHAT LMSO

soundwave has all the brain cells and his cassettes have none

Ravage: fuck this kid

Literally WHATS going on

NO RLL Y what is the plot of this ep hvbhajksjnfsdk im too drunk and ruth and i are BOTH too stupit to follow it goddd

Hound Army

'Stick it up your ass!' Mirage @ starscrem

OUT THE 6TH DLOOR WINDOW

Rumble: 'wow where'd they come from! Oh well who cares!' [goes back to having no Brian cells]

How did megs just blow all that up?!?! Was that a Mike?!?? [<--nuke]

They just walked out hvshdjdkdndj

A WAR?!?! LMAO. THIS FEELS LIKE A FRAT BRO FIGHT IN A WALMART PARKING LOT.

THE animators GKT LAZY TBH

WHOS THIS YELLOW GUY N((((NOT BUMBLENEBEE)))))

ok I know the red and yellow guys were introduced but I'm too. Drunk to remember them

ok megs

Standing up arm wrestling lmao

The cons can still fly but the bots can't. how is that fair

Titty Energien

I love how ops trailer appears whenever needed

That's megs tho??? I love how ss just called him 'the antimatter gun' lmaoooo

Did spike just hit skywarp with a nail gun. Boy......

like i appreciate the effort but. Rlly

Did chip stick a bomb to him?! damn kid

Did wheelajck take control of skywards body?!

Antimatter titiies

Jojo shading megs

This show is. So much. I love it and it's 10x better while inebriated and with Ruth @fullmetal-the-last-alchemist ANYWAYS tune in for more NEXT TINE!!!!!!!!!

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beast warhrerhbjgdsf

ok so at the end of the beast wars opening when they go ‘BEAST WARS’ the end sounds all garbled so its like ‘BEAST WARGHISHUDFBJKSFNS’ its really funny

so we’ve watched more beast wars!! woohoo

we've watched thru ep 21 now wrow

I continue to really like this show despite the cgi continuing to be painful

I like the characters and plots a lot...it feels pretty episodic rn but there's a throughline of character development and dynamic establishment that keeps things fresh

plus, new characters!! blackarachnia returned offscreen right after she left I guess, so she's here now...I like how she like immediately has her own agenda and isn't loyal to megatron (or tarantulas, who had a hand in her creation) 

and tigatron!! what a cool dude I love him. he’s so chill, and I like that he’s into nature and stuff, that's awesome. he is super epic and I feel like he’s saved the maximals sooo many times lmao. for some reason I feel like he’s eventually gonna be like ‘no I'm gonna go be one with nature sorry guys bye’ and leave the cast - specifically if we move the setting to space/cybtertron later in the show I feel like he’d stay on earth. that's just my hunch tho idk 

and airazor!!! she is super cool, I like her design a lot. cool bord lady...the maximals definitely needed someone who could fly other than optimus (which, why can he fly, he’s a GORILLA). and airazor is dope, I hope she sticks around

also the pods are a great way to introduce new characters and create conflict - all the eps w/the pods have had great tension, and I like that the good guys don't always win (like when the predacons got a pod to make blackarachnia, and later inferno)

ah yes inferno, that was a fun one - I liked how he was more ant-like and that translated into him trying to protect the pod, calling it ‘the colony.’ he��s so massive for some reason which is kinda funny. also ruth and I both hate that he flies around with his spinning ant ass. cursed 

also ruth implored me to include the fact that we’ve been calling scorponok a beta cuck bc he’s just such a loser hbvjakhdsfnaks

on that note its sooo funny to me that literally all of the predacons aren't really loyal to megatron, w/the exception of scorponok, who isn't very useful anyways. like, we start the show off with dinobot defecting like IMMEDIATELY and all the other predacons are trying to take over or undermine megatrons authority constantly. he doesn't seem to care that much tho which is funny. I feel like they spread out the megatron-starscream dynamic from g1 throughout like all the predacons lmao 

also megatron is so funnyyyyyy I love him lmao. he’s so dramatic, he’s like a theater kid but more advanced - like a classically Shakespearian play actor. 

and I find it funny that megatron like, barely ever leaves the base?? he just kinda chills out there and sends his underlings to do stuff, which they’re almost never successful at accomplishing. I feel like megatron has participated in like 3 fights this whole time and almost never actively participates in the plot, unless the plot is taking place at the predacon base. I wonder if he’s busy plotting or something...

also ruth and I both noticed that the characterizations kinda changed around a little from the beginning, like rattrap being less mutinous, optimus being more understanding, etc; which tbh seems to be a bigger Thing in 90s/2000s cartoons (that is, the whole ‘not having the main cast’s characterizations nailed down at the beginning of the show’ thing)

ok what else has happened...I find it super funny that there's been TWO episodes where megatron tries to reprogram a maximal in some way to give the predacons an advantage, and both times it backfired spectacularly. like, didn't he learn from the first time!? 

the starscreams ghost ep was WILD omg. also I saw that that ep was up next and I was like ‘oh we should watch the g1 s3 ep where starscream is a ghost bc there might be important context we’ll need’ and ruth was like ok fine and then we watched it AND IT WAS SO BAD. MY GOD

like, we watched a fair amount of g1 before starting beast wars, and I’ve watched a couple s3 eps (which, I know s3 isn't as well regarded as the pre-movie stuff, but I guess I must have watched some of the better eps bc they weren't like THIS), so i knew this ep probably wouldn't be very good...but we were NOT prepared for the level of badness we were presented with vbahdjkfhbahsjkdf

I mean maybe we were missing in-show context, but also we just had no idea what was going on the entire time basically. the entire episode was so wack. the only takeaway I had is that octane and sandstorm are dating

anyways enough about g1. the beast wars starscreams ghost ep was actually good, I missed g1 starscream, that iconic bitch...none of the predacons are quite on his level in terms of sheer legendary bastard energies

I liked that blackarachnia was like starscreams protégé, complete with her betraying him at the end lmao 

also idk if this is something we’re supposed to know from the beginning, but ruth didn't realize that beast wars megatron and op aren't g1 megatron and op and she was like :0 when that was kinda revealed this ep - idk if that's a spoiler or not but I already knew that going in lol 

oh and the part where op said ‘LETS MAKE THIS A DOUBLE DATE’ and busted dinobot out of the cr chamber? Gay™

oh my god and that ep where the maximals were stuck in beast form and like, reverted to their animal instincts was...sure something vbhajdkfsnbskjf that was a lot 

it was like a much more goofy version of the stuff in animorphs about the characters being influenced by their animal morph’s instincts (which was almost always presented in an absolutely horrifying manner)

but yeah we have 6 eps left in the season (!!!) which we’re looking to finish soon, I’ll probably make another post for those eps and s1 in general woohoo

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TWANSFOWMEWS G1 RESUME WATCH!!!!! EP 4

Episode 4 aw yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

creatures lol

CLIFFJUMPER PLEASE

MONTHS?!

My dad....

They built a city???! In the ocean?!?? Bruh.

Cybertron!!

SHICKWAVBE

omg poor guy

He's been at this for 4 million years

They're like dying omg??? Poor shockwave

'We'll suck this earth' - megs

SOUNEAVE...VERY stealth

why is he terrorizing yet another plant

C u b e time

Super car stereo....

No seatbelt lol. Love the 80s

That's not a traffic jam that's a crash

My ex no way!!! -op

Batman style entrance for the bots (aka 'fuck this skylight’)  

cliffjumpre is so angry all the time hbcdhnffg like why is he so bloodthirsty??? Does he know he keeps getting killed off in other continuities? is that why????

Ouch

These sound fx tho

Rip tiny guys

Ironhide why

Still not over megs flying

Damn ratchet lol

Their goal is still to get to cybertron...why do I feel like that won't happen lollllllllll

Why should bee spy he's bright yellow

Why is spike going isn't he 10?? im still v unclear on his age

Space BRIDG

the music in this show is kinda hilarious ngl

Why are they randomly in a river bed

A sky beam wow

The bots r just letting this all happen lol

Calm down starscream

I said he's too yellow!!! i was right!!!!!!!!

WHYD HE JUST STICK IT IN REVERSE N FALL DOWN HVVDKDIDNZBEKDB

These close ups tho

“I didn't know human teeth had skin” -iconic bb quote

Shockwave BOUTTA DIE

What's an astrosecond bro

Y DIDNT THEY DRIVE THRU THE GLASS AND ESCAPRE B4

GET IN THE CAR SPIKE

OMFG HE FELL. KID

now bee can't fly wow

Starscream just casually shoots bee lol

Why does megs have a chest tentacle....

Bee in the bg when they say he's gone hvvkjvdtjcgkv LOV IT. PEAK ANIMATION

Free trip to cybertron? Fuck yea

SPARKPLUG why do u let spike do these things

Somthing is so obviously wrong wth bee lmao

The oceans dick sucks up lazerbeak

Not rocks!!!!

Cons r so dramatic and corny

Do u not a gun jazz??? [’have’ is supposed to be in there...]

JAZZ JUST SCHWACKED A LAZER BLAST LIKE A BASEBALL HVVIJHDFFHVGY

RATCHET WTF IS THAT

cops oh fuck

Buzz saw omfg

Why'd he throw it omg

Let big tit live he's starving

starscream P L E A S E

he still listened to megs tho

Rip bee

That was easy wow

Spike oh no

These animation errors tho

Spike: Wow L

Ironhide was ready to blow spike up lol

Is megs gonna take a ride?!?!

Two staracreams oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vhugjjdkfjilkabhsdkl

Y'all stop saying so and so is 'gone forever' or whatever omg

Megs and shockwave reunion  omg

'That was so good. Except it wasn't. It was extremely bad actually' - Ruth

ok time to watch the nexxt ep i gotta down my drink first wooooo

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EPISODE 1 PART THREE!!!!!!!!!! I THINK!!!!!!!!!!! is my da d op gonna b okay!!??!?

he's dead mate

Ratchet !!!!

Optimus no :(

Omfg is he like. Ok

They're so supportive omg

Aren't beeand sparkplug dead then

Ironhide DRILL STYLE

how are the cons dead if they aren't??? logic please. can i get some logic please

The finger wag omg

Wow the cons are fine what a shock

Megs please chill

Is racage still captured [ravage im sorry i keep mistyping ur name like that]

IRONHIDE JUST FLIES OFF

bluestreak blasts off too omg

They're flying in a V like geese lol

Skyward got shot but is fine???

High quality tv - Ruth

He's dead mate

My ambulance dad

CYBATRAHN

Spike: 'op should b president'

RAVAGE AWH

hound can make holograms?!

Hole-agram

Prowl Big Tiddies

does ravage have thumbs??

Ravage escaped :0

Here go SS and megs

soundwave loyal af

Damn megs rlly shot starscream huh

Why do their eyes keep glowing

Ok I guess hound can just fk that [idek what thats supposed to say lol]

WHY ARE THEY IN LAB COATS

DID THAT JUSY EXPLODE

oh shot the autobots got had!!! 

That evil laugh tho

Cube time -megs

They all just wanna go back to cybertron?? Except megs also wants to take over everything or st??? pleaes make up ur mind megs, one thing at a time

Operation warfare damn soundwave

Why are the  humans there lol

Rumble gets tweeted [p sure thats supposed to say ‘yeeted’ kvbajksfdn god]

These sound fx Lmao

The tension wow

Get fucked srtscream

Both armies are so disorganized lmaooo

MEGATRON. N NNNNNN.........the DRAMA

jet pack omg

Can't he fly??? did the autobots lose the power of flight this quickyl???

Wow they actually hit op

Wow nobody caught him oof

How is he ok???

My dad :(

IS MIRAGE ON THE SHIP

STARSCREAM ARE U KIDDING LMAO

mirage WHY

starscream rip

Poor soundwave he always does his job so well and yet is always screwed over

Mirage yeets himself

They're 'gone' as in they're in the ocean now

He has a parachute??

Aww that's cute

Op is such a good dad

Did they just adopt sparkplu and spike? Do they live with the bots now?

I love the 'governments' all agreeing to this offscreen

Did they just repair their ship offscreen?

Yeah megs is defs gone lmaoooo okayyyyyy

END THE FIRST EPISDDOE/3 PARTER THING!!!!!! the status quo has been established....now lets see how long it all lasts/how quickly the writers and animators forget things

[tfw-no-tennis]

G1 LIVEBLOFG EPISODE 2 BABEY I LOVE THE OPENING LTS GO1!!!!!!!!!

[’sober notes’ will now be in bold for clarification lmao]

this previously on is so rapid omg

Who is that

Who are these guys

LETS BLAST OFF omfg

TRAILBREAKR OMG

all their gadgets lmao

ALIENS WROW

No u can't help fuck off humans

Op: actually u can help we don't live here lol

Is soundwave spying on spike lmao

HEY FREE BOOMBOX

he just leaves it there lmao???

'We transform into cars bc its cool'

Holograms cool

Mirage omg

No chest leg lol the 80s [<----thats supposed to say ‘no seatbelt’ WOW it is hard to type while watching tv and also downing margs]

sounwave so cool

Love that teletraan 1 has a cassette slot

Wrow lore

War is hell anyways watch me pop this sick wheelie

HOW DID SOUNDWVAE MISS

NOT RACAGE

they can't see in the dark lmao

INFARED lmao

A NET

starscreamss Voice is so. Crunchy

MEGS CHILL

they're blasting off again lmao

Rumble!!!!

He's tiny

HEY ED LOOK AT THIS GAGE lmao

They just walked thru the wall lmaooo

'Let's herd the humans into a corner, that'll show them!'

The dam is gonna explode?! What?!

'Activate ur arm guns starcrema!'

Into The drink..............................................

Hound throws hands with a tiny boy

Ironhide is so southern holy shit

THE LOGIC HERE IS JUST NONEXISTENT

why are those humans on the roof

Can the autobots fly the whole time?? like the whol show????

STICK IT IN NEUTRAL MEGATRON omg dad

THE SKINGSHOT LMAOOOO STARSCREAM P L E A S E

prime and megs are such salty exes

Two grandpas fighting in a parking lot

Hound beats up a child part two

Omg spike vs rumble

Megs flying with the mace looks SO funny

Optimus: 'I can't fly suddenly!'

Spike no

Damn he has suoerstenthg [supposed to say ‘superstrength’]

Wow did spike die

HUFFER lmao

MY DAD  

Damn the cons move fast

Ruby what now.???

Testing the cubes chjdbsodkdnsbdndn

THEYRE SO PETTY

Picnjc and spy sesh [’picnic’]

Soundwave: can y'all chill

Can spike even legally drive??? how old is he??? this is so unclear

TRAILBREAKERRRRRR!!!!

I FORGOT HIS NAME IS SPARKPLUG G O D

C Y B E S [me losing my shit over cubes yet again]

megs please chill

Wheeljack did some weird science [OINGO BOINGO...]

Baby bee!!!!

Bee with a BOMB

op is such a good dad

Thundercracker and skywarp are flat earthers confirmed

'Get ready to pull out ' - megs

Thundervracker kills spark plug

My daddddd

They're just. Beating up bee omg

SLOWMO TRUCK ROLL.....the DRAMA