#ruth in the background: wait why was richie seeing you in the shower??

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Richie: Max, come pay for the pizza.

Max: Uh... no

Richie: Huh?

Max: I don't think I should have to pay... because...

Max: I'm not a fan of pizza.

[ Everyone gasps. ]

Steph: Max, I've literally seen you go to Clivesdale for pizza.

Richie: I once caught you eating pizza in the locker room! In the shower!

Pizza Delivery Guy: Max, there's a picture of you on our coupons.

Pete: I'm not saying Max's a guy who likes pizza but last time he went to the doctor, the doctor said "Max, you've gotta stop eating so much pizza." Max says "why?" Doctor says "so I can examine you."

Pete: But seriously we kid because we love.