#russwe

[ieamagaeru]

RusSwe nation rise up

[marak00]

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Латвия походу пошёл в школу. Причем сама школа похожа на Хогвартс, но Латвия кажется вообще не рад этому

Россию приняли в клуб чае-зависимых. Походу у них там серьезная тусовка со всеми сортами чая намечается. Шве проследи за своим мужем, у него чайный передоз будет

Япония и США походу хотят поиграть в видеоигры. А Франция вроде им даже свою коллекцию хочет дать. Франциск и видео игры? Это что то новенькое

Eng:

Latvia seems to have gone to school. And the school itself looks like Hogwarts, but Latvia doesn't seem happy about it at all

Russia has been accepted into the tea addicts' club. Looks like they've got a serious tea party going on there with all kinds of tea. Swed, watch your husband, he'll overdose on tea (⁠─⁠.⁠─⁠|⁠|⁠）

Japan and the U.S. seem to want to play video games. And France seems to want to give them their own collection. Francis and video games? That's a new one...

[teatimewithengland-blog1]

Next ship to dock the ports of hetalia is Russia x Sweden.

RusSwe

[hetalia-fannn]

RusSwe?

Ooo a rare one!

I remember in one episode where Denmark and Sweden were attempting to battle with Russia, it was hilarious lol but other than that I do think Sweden is one of the few people who actually isn't afraid of Russia. I'm not really quite sure how would their relatinship go but I can a little bit see it. 7.5/10

[hetaliatxtpostz]

Hetalia Shipping:

Forget liking ships for reasons like "these people would work" or "it's cute."

Instead, I'd like to start optimizing ships for the highest stats.

For example most annoying ship? DenAmePru. (Or FraAus, honestly. Two very different kinds of annoying)

Tallest ship: RusSwe.

Ship most likely to use cooking utensils as weapons: China/Hungary.

& ect.

[pixeltalia]

Oh my gawd!! This is so cute uwu Can you make Russia x Sweden please? QwQ Thanks!!! And thanks for making this wonderful blog!!

Aph Sweden x Russia request for anon!

...technically u asked this way after the event was closed but u asked nicely and its an easy one so i’ll let it go lol :))

here were are, finally back to pixel art! sorry for constantly spamming u all with unrelated nonsense aa

the ship event is now CLOSED!

[uefaru]

Дмитрий Роговицкий, репортер на матчах сборной России:

"Увы, но сборной не удалось полностью переключить на себя внимание болельщиков, потому что игра выдалась тусклой, - констатирует "Спорт-Экспресс". - Россия не выиграла, но сохранила неплохие шансы на выход в следующий этап".

[js2-hetalia]

Can’t believe it’s been a whole damn year since I created Hetalia Tomodachi Life. So I thought I’d make a little list of things that happened in the game that made me laugh, or get mad, or something. (Warning: it’s long!)

1. China is a dirty old man who pursues young women. Especially Nyo!Russia. He went after her at least a dozen times before she got married. Then he just started picking random girls left and right. For those familiar with Vinesauce Tomodachi Life, he’s basically Karl, except he actually gets the girl a couple of times, only to break up. His boy charm score typically sits at the -200 mark.

2. Denmark has been my best friend since the very beginning. Early on, everybody on the island, including us, shipped us together and wanted us to go out. I, the look-alike, wanted none of that, and foiled every single attempt. I got so mad that I made a song about it. But anyway, HTL Denmark is even cuter than canon Denmark. If I had to besties with anyone, I’m glad it’s him.

3. Estonia was a typical school nerd (still is) and Spain, the “baddest of the Bad Friends,” was his bully. Nowadays, the two get along fairly well, even making an agreement to leave their past behind them.

4. Nyo!Macau, a character with no canon personality whatsoever, actually wound up as one of my favorite characters. After I gave her the Meadow interior, I thought to myself that it kinda looked like the standard Windows 7 (?) desktop. Combined with her voice, I got it in my head that she was the personification of Windows, so I changed her name to that. Later, she started dating Ladonia. Fitting, since he’s the Internet future boy. But she’s WAY older than him. So then I got it in my mind that she was an old cougar. So. Her name’s now pronounced “the old cougar,” although one of her phrases is still “Error,” a leftover from her Windows days.

5. Austria had a jester phase. Seriously. I even made the game pronounce it “Jestria” for a time. Basically, I gave him a jester outfit and he just kept wearing it all the time. I eventually got sick of it and made him wear women’s clothes and other ridiculous outfits, which he still does to this day.

6. Nyo!New Zealand is all white. Empty white interior, white-painted hair, and only white clothes. It is white on white on white. I honestly can’t remember why I started doing that, but I did, and I will not stop until I have given her every white hat and outfit that I can possibly give her. Somehow she still hasn’t made it up to the top of my most pampered list.

7. Sealand is permanently known in my head as “Piss Stain.” There was this one time when he had a fight with New Zealand. He was wearing an all-yellow outfit (a body suit, I think), and I thought to myself, wow, he looks like a piss stain amidst all this white. Ta-da! Piss Stain. I think it fits his canon bratty personality, too. I can see England calling him that.

8. Rome x Liechtenstein is a thing. And they are boring as fuck, despite all odds. They don’t do anything of interest, and so far, they’re the ones who have had my least favorite baby by far. And they’re showing no signs of breaking up anytime soon. Fuck. At least Nyo!Russia x Finland was interesting, even if they pissed me off for reasons I don’t know.

9. Oh by the way, Nyo!Russia is married to Nyo!Belarus. HUZZAH!!! Now have a fucking kid already.

10. Fart Voice Bulgaria. I don’t know. I gave him the lowest-pitched but also squeakiest and, well, fartiest voice I could. I ran with it. I also love fucking around with how the game pronounces things in his voice, making his angry phrase nothing but a string of euro signs. It just sounds like “Yurururururuurururururu.” It’s hilarious. He has a son with a voice that’s just as glorious. I made a song about it. Bulgaria is proud of Nathan’s voice and likes to show it off. Nathan himself is ashamed.

11. Nyo!Germany and Romano were the first couple to get married and have a baby. Their first baby was all right. Nothing too exciting. Their second baby was a tree-hugging hippie.

12. France is called “Daddy.” It was a stupid joke. But one of the news clips made it amazing. The news about how a burger with a random-food ingredient completely fails, and it’s at the restaurant called “Big [islander name]’s.” It randomly picked France’s name, so the restaurant’s name is pronounced “Big Daddy’s.” It was so glorious I had to make his full name Francois “Big Daddy” Bonnefoy.

13. Luxembourg was given the catchphrase “High-claas!” That is not a typo or misspell. I accidentally typed “claas” instead of “class” and I liked how it sounded, so I kept it. lol

14. Nyo!Iceland is a wannabe fish. (Or a mermaid. But I like “wannabe fish” more.) She has the Seabed apartment and her worried phrase is “Time to spawn!” because I’m a weird fucker like that.

15. Somehow Japan always raised his hand to the really dirty Quirky Questions. Nice to know, dude...

16. EGYPT IS BORING AS FUCK GOOD GOD. I don’t like any coupling with him in it. Seriously considering deleting him even though he’s a mainstay. Also, I figured out a way to make him say “...” without the game pronouncing it as anything (normally it says “dot”). There’s period marks in the Greek keyboard. Those will stay silent. All of his phrases are “...”

17. Nyo!South Korea is also known as “That Bitch” with a trademark sign. Thing is, the game actually says “trademark sign” in her catchphrase. It’s soooo good. Plus, her best friend is Nyo!Poland, a catty girl herself. They’re absolutely perfect alpha bitches together. Her husband Australia was likewise given the catchphrase “She’s MY bitch!” They had two beautiful children.

18. Nyo!Spain is a teacher who’s hot for at least one of her students, and has no qualms about asking them out.

19. Spain and Nyo!New Zealand make the CUTEST babies. Too bad I have a strict two-per-couple limit. Also that they, uh, divorced. (Their son, Elijah, is a wannabe supervillain. Or is he just a wannabe...?)

20. There are two Carters. That’s Seychelles and Hong Kong’s son. The first one is forever stuck as a traveler on This Damn Island (who even streetpasses around here). The second one was recreated and lives on the island, but has a love for travel.

21. Winter is still the funniest character by virtue of how out of place he is.

22. For the longest time, I just typed the characters’ names and let the game try to pronounce them, and just run with it. (Now I actually try to get the game to pronounce them as correctly as it can.) This is especially hilarious when listening to the game mangle Finland’s or Chris’s (Russwe) last names. But even some of the simpler-seeming names get mispronounced - Natasha, notably, gets pronounced as “NAT-uh-shuh” without further fixing.

23. I made sure Nyo!Latvia’s name got as many A’s tacked on to the end as I could. It’s still funny.

24. Greece started life as a furry. Now he’s not, at least not openly. I remember calling him into his apartment when he was in a good mood, and as I’m searching through the menu, he says “Let’s get laid!” and I completely lost it. I did NOT remember giving him that phrase. The other great phrase of his is “Fuck Sadik!!1!” which he pronounces as “fuck SAD-ik exclamation point one.” It’s hilarious in his slow, monotone, dead voice.

25. Switzerland is another character whose voice is hilariously out of character for him. It’s high-pitched and the pitch curves upward at the end of his sentences. He’s still as pissy as he is in canon, with phrases like “GET OUT!!!” and “I’ll shoot!” This combination makes him one of my favorite islanders.

26. For whatever stupid reason, I gave Liechtenstein surfer dude slang for phrases. She also lives in the Ring (like, a boxing/wrestling ring) apartment. Maybe it’s just me, but Liechtenstein is my favorite character to make out-of-character.

27. Serenity, born to Japan and Nyo!Norway, is by far my favorite baby. Owen, Chris, Elijah, Alyssa, Sophie, and Nathan are really good, too. The HTL babies are my OC’s and I will cherish them. Don’t know if I’ll make fics with them or not...

28. Nyo!Lithuania is known as “Heartbreaker.” Why? Because she divorced Denmark on Valentine’s Day, and she’s only been dumping guys ever since. Although she has hung on to Romania for a while now...

29. Finland is known as “That Finnish Ass-Hall” (can’t say “asshole” in the game). I hated him for dating Nyo!Russia and being extremely persistent about marrying her. I don’t even know why I hated them so much, I just did. He still has his phrase “Fukk off, Yao!” from the days when he was chasing after her booty.

30. Nyo!Canada used to have the phrase “Please, Daddy...” because she dated France (”Daddy”) for a while. I’ve since changed it because it was weird, plus she’s married to Turkey, but I might change it back...

31. I originally planned for Nyo!Ukraine to be a total friendless loser, even giving him the phrase “I’m a loser.” Mostly because of my headcanon that he just has no confidence in relationships. Except, he made a lot of friends really fast, and it was Ripper, Nyo!France, and Monaco who were the friendless losers for the longest time.

32. Italy is living in the haunted mansion interior. For reasons.

33. I’ve noticed that in Judgment Bay, characters tend to form the same groups over and over again, and I’ve made some songs out of the results, such as “Slaughter Planet Earth” (all three Italy brothers, Australia, Nyo!Lithuania, America, Nyo!Prussia) and “Just You and I Here” (America and Nyo!South Korea, and later Owen).

34. Oh, yeah. There was that series I did with Egypt and Sweden where the lyrics to all the songs were just “..........................................” and “mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.” One of the songs crashes every time lmao.

And that’s all I have for now. Damn, I invested a lot into this game.

[ieamagaeru]

I didn't expect there to be so many (more than two) RusSwe fans XD

And older thingy for you

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[fireandiceland]

@plz-let-me-nap we talked about RusFin but.. RusSwe?

Next ship to dock the ports of hetalia is Russia x Sweden.

RusSwe

[uefaru]

Главный тренер сборной Швеции Ян Андерссон:

Мы довольны, ведь играли так, как хотели: владели мячом, хорошо действовали в защите. Немного изменили свой стиль игры и, думаю, это принесло плоды. В таком матче нет победителя. Мы увидели два достойных соперника. То, что поединок закончился вничью, - хороший знак. 

[ieamagaeru]

RusSwe & Nichu LET'S GO

I forgot to mark OTP for Russwe ehhh. Well, they're just canon haha, and by that I mean there is real historical evidence of Russia and Sweden being very close, let's start from the Norman theory, many Russian prominent figures had Swedish roots, also the amout of wars they had, etc. If we're talking about them as characters, they also work together well imo, having a traditional family with eight kids minimum 💪💪💪 I believe they're just the type of pair that doesn't need words to understand each other, both are very domestic, it's that house where it always smells like pastry, etc. They should be living in a cabin in the woods.

NICHU... heh. Well, first of all, ofc they're not normal and their relationship can never be at least somewhat healthy, but that's what I like about them. Obviously Yao is the victim here, and it's interesting to try to understand Kiku's motivaion. Does he want him as a trophy/a pretty thing ("I see beauty and I become the owner" you know) or is it a revenge or does he actually love him but can't accept that himself which results in him hating both himself and Yao? Does he love him but can't confess to him like a normal person? Also Kiku may be the person who sees feelings as a weakness (at least he must've been like that before, the way shogunate influenced the views on relationship and marrige ughhh). Well enough about him. Yao loving him back and knowing this messed up thing is the only way they can be together... Though I prefer him actively fighting back, but still believing there is some hope for Kiku and that he can change for better and find peace. I think I should've noted that all these things refer mainy to their relationship from the late XIX century to the mid XX century.

Okay, another option is making them only platonic and viewing them as a family and in this case it's Yao who cares too much about his extremely ungrateful brother/kid/who even is he and Kiku appreciating this secretly but never admitting it like a teenager

I do also actually enjoy them having a good time together and living a peaceful life but on a larger scale they can never have a happy ending.

As for them being underrated, I'd love to see more content, but also I don't want them to be too popular, it feels like they already are a victim of this moral puritanism of some sort.

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Брагин интервью после победы на Шведами #Хоккей #РоссияШвеция #RusSwe