#russkiyshpion

[russkijunge]

Jungs die auf der Straße sind,betreiben hartes Marketing. Doch die, die ihre Eltern lachen lassen, sind die wahren Kings.

russkijunge

[captainbrogers]

@iknewhxm @russkiyshpion for a closed starter:

Steve watched with a languid amusement from his comfortable position in the bed, one eye just barely peeking out into the dim light of the room. He’d long since retired to the bed but had been awaiting his companions for quite some time since. They were shuffling around now, both speaking in quiet tones and slowly getting closer to joining him, and he wondered if they knew their caution was being wasted. The blond was wide awake, perfectly aware of the fact that they were there even if their stealthy training prevented him from knowing exactly where or how.

He suspected they knew, all the same. A small huff released through Steve’s nostrils and he tucked his arms farther under the pillow before finally opening his mouth to speak. “You know I can’t stand it when you guys do the conspiratorial thing,” he teased them lightly, making sure it was apparent he was still peeking at them through his one opened eye.

[warsraging-a]

@russkiyshpion ♡‘d for a starter!

“you’ve returned.” she honestly didn’t expect her to, given the circumstances of their last meeting. yet, eleanor’s tone carried more than just surprise     there was a certain warmth in her tone, caused by the other’s pleasant company. it had been so long since the spirit last had something like this ( a FRIEND ), and she would be lying if she said it wasn’t quite an addictive feeling. “i was afraid... you had changed your mind.” that her friends’ whispers had gotten to natasha, pulling her further away from eleanor      an outcome she had expected, but which in no way would hurt any less if it came to happen.

[justabowandarrow]

@russkiyshpion || liked for a starter

“Uuugh,” she turned, nuzzling deeper into the pillows, right arm hooking on the blankets to shield herself from the cold. “Go ‘way.” Her whole body shook as another wave of coughing hit her. Kate Bishop didn’t get sick and she refused to be taken down by this cold or whatever it was today. She would get up and she would go patrolling, just maybe not right now. A few hours seemed like a good idea. “‘m f’ne.”

[wecunningfew]

@russkiyshpion || NATASHA & WANDA

❝                V’ould you like to try z’ome? My matka used to v’ake it v’hen I v’as younger.❞

[haosvestica-a]

@russkiyshpion cont. ✘

“Extreme?” A brow perks, in a half insulted sort of way. In a nearly too-dramatic sort of way. Extreme was the right word in this scenario. Extremely PETTY. “You were the one to insist I should take a day off to let my injury heal. I can’t STRAIN it.” Words perfectly paced, a stoic face that could nearly harbor the smuggest of smirks. She had been in bed most of the day, enveloped by covers and requesting all sorts of tasks from Wanda. All to ease a ‘healing’ process.

                 Emerald hues roll with the same amount of dramatic flair her wife is sporting. “I’ve literally seen you walk off multiple gunshots,” and then adds with a slight raise in volume, “A T the same time!” Which might make this whole thing that more extreme. Shoot her in the abdomen, no b i g g y. She’s up and looking for another bad guy the next day. Barely gets a sprained ankle, the entire world is falling down around her. BABY. With a somewhat affectionate sigh, she starts fluffing the cocoon Natasha is swathed in. “Anything else, oh holy dramatic one?

[justabrooklynkid-blog1]

@russkiyshpion

When he woke up, his senses were sharp, clear. But everything else was...

He didn’t know what it was. He didn’t know anything.

There was a concerned face above him, a woman in - what, her sixties? - with her hand gently patting his shoulder. Talking to him with a reassuring note in her voice, but the words could have just as well been another language. They swept right through with nothing to anchor to, like there wasn’t a single thought he could even hold on to.

He couldn’t - he couldn’t -

There was just nothing.

“Welcome back. I imagine you’ll need a few moments -”

He blinked against the sunlight filtering through the windows, a blank ceiling above him, a couch underneath him. Nothing of it made sense.

“What...?”

[rooskvyv-blog]

continued from ( x ) with @russkiyshpion

              “ Everyone else is  w e a k , Natalia, ” for a moment she pauses, unsure if she’s overstepped in her familiarity. Romanova is not just another Red Room girl; she is their best. The Black Widow is all she wants to be, and although Yelena likes to think that maybe they are friends ( NO ! you do not have friends here. It is kill or be killed. There is no room for compassion. ), looking at Natalia she can’t imagine what the other must see in her. It’s wrong of her to to bother their idol with her silly fear, but she so looks up to Natalia, almost like a real sestra. “  You are more than flesh and blood. How can I be like  t h a t, like  y o u? UNBREAKABLE. ”

[toskavechnyy]

❛❛ I am going to murder myself with a kazoo. ❜❜ (when its 1 am and this is probably not as funny as my laughing ass thinks it is)

❝ that’s your weapon of choice? ❞   illana hadn’t even heard that word in years  ---  a kazoo, a small, annoying, musical instrument?  natasha was getting more and more creative with her complaints by the day  ( not like she actually complained all that much, really, but when she did, the comments oftentimes woke up an amused part of the brunette ).  ❝ i would’ve thought you’d go with a blade, but...  do you even have access to a kazoo? ❞

@russkiyshpion  ||  some old af meme  ||  accepting!!

[punishmercy-blog]

❛ never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive. ❜ (for Matt maybe?)

“Self preservation is the most basic human instinct, Ms. Romanoff; when it comes down to it, we’d all do… terrible things, in its name. It’s human nature. And it’s… as forgivable as it is ugly.”

[ofcoldguns]

@russkiyshpion

“Color me shocked. Long time no see.”

[kinneyclaws]

ғᴀsʜɪᴏɴ && ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ

BOLD: What applies to your muse.

TAGGED BY: @bliindspots​

TAGGING: @firing-red-arrows​​, @chaoticallycrimson​​, @gothamreporter​​, @madnessresideshere​​, @thewitchandtheangels​​, @russkiyshpion​​, @speedyistheotherguy​​

вσ∂у.

long legs /  short legs  /  average legs / slender thighs /  thick thighs / muscular thighs / skinny arms  /  soft arms  / muscular arms / toned stomach / flat stomach  /  flabby stomach / soft stomach /  six pack / beer belly /  lean frame  / muscular frame / voluptuous frame / petite frame /  lanky frame  / short nails  / long nails  / manicured nails  /  dirty nails / flat ass / toned ass  /  bubble butt / thick ass  / small waist / thick waist / narrow hips /  average hips / wide hips / big feet / average feet /  small feet  / soft feet / slender feet / calloused hands / soft hands / big hands / average hands / small hands / long fingers / short fingers / average fingers / broad shouldered / underweight  / average weight  / overweight.

нєιgнт.

shorter than 140 cm     /     141 cm-150 cm     /     151 cm to 160 cm    /    161 cm to 170 cm /  171 cm to 180cm /     181 cm to 190 cm    /     191 cm to 2m     /     taller than 2 m.

ѕкιи.

pale  /     rosy    /     olive    /     dark   /     tanned     /     blotchy     /    smooth   /     acne     /     dry     /     greasy     /     freckled   /   scarred

єуєѕ.

small   /     large     /     average     /     grey    /     brown     /     blue     /    green     /   gold  /     hazel     /   doe - eyed     /     almond   /     close - set   /     wide - set     /     squinty     /    monolid    /    heavy eyelids   /     upturned     /     downturned

тαттσσѕ  /  ριєя¢ιиgѕ .

no tattoos /     one tattoo     /     a few here and there   /     multiple     /     full sleeve    /     thigh tattoo     /    FACE and neck tattoo     /     chest tattoo     /   back tattoo   /   no piercings    /     ear piercings   /     nose piercing     /     lip piercing     /     tongue piercing     /     eyebrow piercing     /     navel piercing     /     cheek piercing     /     nipple piercing     /     genital piercing  /  

¢σѕмєтι¢ѕ.

eyeliner   /     light eyeliner     /     heavy eyeliner     /   cat eyes  /   mascara     /     fake eyelashes     /     matte lipstick     /     regular lipstick    /     lipgloss     /    red lips   /     pink lips     /     dark lips     /     bronzer     /     highlighter    /     eyeshadow     /     neutral eyeshadow     /     smoky eyes     /     colorful eyeshadow     /     blush    /     lipliner     /    light countouring    /     heavy contouring     /   powder     /     matte foundation     /     shiny foundation     /   concealer    /     wears regularly     /     occasionally wears    /

ѕ¢єит.

floral    /     fruity   /   perfumes  /    aftershave   /     cocoa     /     moisturizer     /    shampoo   /    cigarettes /   leather     /     sweat     /   food    /     incense    /    marijuana   /   cologne    /   whiskey   /    wine     /     fried food     /   blood    /     fire     /    metal    /    ice

¢ℓσтнєѕ.

jeans   /   tight pants   /     over knee socks     /     tights     /     leggings     /     yoga pants   /   pencil skirt    /    tight skirt   /    loose skirt  /     formfitting dress     /    cardigans    /    blouse     /  button up shirt     /     band t - shirt   /     sweatpants    /     tank top     /   wifebeater   /   cutoff t - shirt     /   designer  /     high street     /     online stores     /   thrift   /     lingerie     /     long skirt     /     miniskirt    /    maxidress     /   sundress     /     tie     /   tuxedo     /     cocktail dress     /     highslit dress/skirt     /   t - shirt     /     loose clothing     /   tight clothing  /     jean shorts     /     sweater     /     sweater vest    /     khaki pants     /    suit  /    hoodie    /     harem pants     /     basketball shorts  /     boxers   /     briefs    /   thong     /     hotpants     /     hipster pants   /     bra     /     sportsbra    /     crop top     /     corset     /     ballerina skirt     /     leotard     /     polka dot     /     stripes     /     glitter     /  silk    /   lace  /     leather    /    velvet  /     chemise     /    patterns   /   florals    /     neon colors    /     pastels    /     black  /     dark colors  /     fur     /     faux fur

ѕнσєѕ.

sneakers    /     slip - ons     /     flats     /     slippers     /     sandals     /   high heels     /     kitten heels     /   ankle boots     /     combat boots   /     knee - high     /     platforms     /     stripper heels     /     bare feet     /     loafers     /     oxfords   /     gladiator shoes     /  boots   /  

[haosvestica-a]

@russkiyshpion via ✘

Stubborness && Pride. Once in a while it surfaced, only when certain topics were spoken of. And it always inevitably ended up pushing people away or ending in heated arguments. Apologies were always worse. Something that struggled to push its way from her throat.

“I am … trying here Wanda.” She knew it wasn’t good enough, that the other deserved better. Perhaps this was why relationships were  … difficult— to say the LEAST. “I am sorry though. I thought I had control, I thought I had it all in my hands. I was trying to, keep us all from breaking beyond repair … I FUCKED up. ”

                  an angry red welt circles her throat, the exact place the shock collar had been placed. a bruise the size of africa is still a threatening dark blue where it sits just above her right hip. she’s stopped looking in MIRRORS because all she sees looking back is the places people have hurt her. touched her. the brunette shivers slightly, her body still getting aftershocks despite the fact that it’s been several days since the collar was pried off of her.

                  her eyes are dead, shoulders thinner than before and hanging low. every inch of her screams ‘i C A N ’ T handle any more’. wanda knows that it’s borderline cruel to blame natasha, but the part of her that is still locked in that cell can’t bring herself to care. “repair,” she speaks in a hoarse whisper. “i don’t think i can ever be repaired.”

[waragcnt-moved-blog]

♟

acts of intimacy. // patching up a wound. // accepting.

➣ ——-           They just came back from a mission. It was quick, but not painless. Natasha had gained a very large cut on her arm, and there was no way Peggy would let her best friend live with that. They were back on the quinjet, and Peggy had managed to find a first aid kit. She forced the redhead down, sitting next to her and producing some hydrogen peroxide from the box.           ❝I’m sure you already know, but this is gonna sting,❞ she warned, before pouring some of the liquid onto Natasha’s wound.

[toskavechnyy]

TAGGED BY: @rzhavyy​

1ST RULE:   tag 9 muses you would like to know better:  @vtorichnyysoldat, @fire-in-stars, @thenewfist, @krasnye, @khakeravdova, @thelionofnaples, @speedforcechosen, @russkiyshpion, @iknewhxm, @mcrtuuspiscinam

2ND RULE:   BOLD the statements that are true for your muse.

APPEARANCE: i am 5'7" or taller  /  i wear glasses  /   i have at least one tattoo  /  i have at least one piercing   /   i have blonde hair   /  i have brown eyes   /  i have short hair  /  my abs are at least somewhat defined  /  i have or have had braces

PERSONALITY: i love meeting new people /  people tell me that I’m funny  /  helping others with their problems is a big priority for me / i enjoy physical challenges   /   i enjoy mental challenges   /  i’m playfully rude with people i know well ( depends on who )   /  i started saying something ironically and now i can’t stop saying it    / there is something i would change about my personality

ABILITY: i can sing well  / i can play an instrument (piano) /  i can do over 30 push-ups without stopping   / i’m a fast runner   /  i can draw well   /  i have a good memory /   i’m good at doing math in my head   /   i can hold my breath underwater for over a minute  /   i have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling   /   i know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch    /   i know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: i enjoy playing sports   / i was on a sports team at my school or somewhere else   /  i was in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else  / i have learned a new song in the past week  / i work out at least once a week   / i’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months   /  i have drawn something in the past month   /  i enjoy writing   /  fandoms are my #1 passion   /  i do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES: i have had my first kiss  / i have had alcohol   / i have scored the winning goal in a sports game   / i have watched an entire season of a tv show in one sitting / i have been at an overnight event   /   i have been in a taxi   /   i have been in the hospital or er in the past year   /  i have beaten a video game in one day   / i have visited another country  /   i have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS: i’m in a relationship  ( verse dependent )   / i have a crush on a celebrity / i have a crush on someone I know   /  i have been in at least 3 relationships   /  i have never been in a consensual relationship    /  i have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them   / i get crushes easily   /   i have had a crush on someone for over a year  / i have been in a relationship for at least a year   / i have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE: i have at least one person i consider a “best friend” /   i live close to my school   /  my parents are still together   /   i have at least one sibling   / i live in the united states    /  there is snow right now where I live   /  i have hung out with a friend in the past month    /   i have a smartphone  /  i have at least 15 CD’s   /  i share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT: i have breakdanced   /  i know a person named Jamie   /  i have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce / i have dyed my hair   / i’m listening to one song on repeat right now   /  i have punched someone in the past week   / i know someone who has gone to jail   /  i have broken a bone /  i have eaten a waffle today   /  i know what i want to do with my life   / i speak at least 2 languages  / i have made a new friend in the past year

[punishmercy-blog]

answer the following for your muse so people know how shipping works on your blog. REPOST. don’t reblog. TAGGED BY: NOBODY i stole it from @recoveringrace and @deathitsclf fight me TAGGING:  @la-famille-gatecoeur @seven-times @hastodosomething @thepunishermax @franklinnelsonforthedefense @matt-mmurdock @russkiyshpion @starkwithsarcasm @thatsdorcasmeadowes and @withoutxfear ! anyone else that wants to do it can too, ofc.

under the cut for length!

WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE?: frank x maria obviously but also...  frank x karen has consumed my soul at this point, which is fuckin’ wild, but it’s to the point where like--it doesn’t necessarily have to be romantic as in, kissing and I Love Yous (and/or sexual) and stuff?? like you know when two characters just mesh so well that as long as they’re together it doesn’t matter what the nature of it is?? esp. since frank & karen have a complicated dynamic as it is and that’s exactly why i love it so much like i don’t expect them to settle down and be domestic or anything i just. love them and everything about their dynamic. 

edit: i had to come back to this halfway through because i remembered i have more than one muse fUCK I’M SORRY MATT. in all honesty, i don’t actually have an OTP for matt, either in canon or on this blog. i like most of the relationships he’s been in (MCU wise), but not so much that i’d want them to be permanent. claire x matt was wonderful, but claire deserves better and i fully support her recognising that and moving on from him (and claire x luke is my otp ngl). karen x matt was really cute after their date, and i could possibly ship it?? but again, karen deserves better, she’s been lied to and pushed away and matt needs to get his fuckin act together before i can ship that properly (also i actually really like karen having an unrequited crush bc i’m awful). and matt x elektra is just... it’s super, super squicky for me, right on the edge of triggering in canon. i don’t know if i’d be able to ship it in RP - i’d definitely need the right chemistry with both mun and muse, same with the others.

i’ll deal w/non-canon ships in one of the later questions asdkjfsdhf. 

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?: uhhh man this is a vague question uH?? pretty much anything?? i’m not huge on writing heavy smut involving cis women for personal reasons but anything building up to it is probably fine. i’m extremely unlikely to do any kind of cheating threads (not misunderstandings - a thread where my muse has actually cheated) due to lack of interest, and i’m not interested in pregnancy plots like, at all. that’s about it!

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?:  ehhh preferably no younger than 24 or so. i don’t generally give a shit if the other muse is way older though as long as mine is at least 18. like, it’d be problematic obviously as a ship, but ye. brains are weird.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?: yEAH A LITTLE. i need chemistry between both muses and muns (though the latter is mostly for like--the sake of something lasting longer than a couple threads, you know?) and i’m generally more interested in the dynamic as a whole rather than solely the romantic aspect.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NS.FW?: probably like... when sexual intent starts coming into play?? or things get heavier than just kissing / light making out??? fuck if i know man.

WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH?: ohhhh boy. so for Frank, it’s generally Frank x Karen. I like Punisher x Daredevil too, in a complicated, unhealthy sort of way, and I could probably ship a whole fuckton of other things with the right development, but ye! 

For Matt, again, I don’t really have any ships? I could probably ship Matt x Foggy with the right partner (or just--Foggy having an unrequited crush), same with Matt x Karen, but honestly who knows. I’m not opposed to Matt x Frank, but I’d rather be writing Frank for it, you know? can I like... have gray-aro Matt.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:  Not... really? Asking me outright for a ship with absolutely 0 interaction prior will probably result in mild discomfort, especially if it’s a character I’m unfamiliar with OOC. Asking me “hey do you ship (thing) in general” and such is probably fine. Akdlsjf I don’t know!! But generally the answer is no, you don’t need to ask, your muse can develop feelings for mine all they like and we’ll see how things go, etc etc.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?: listen i love shipping and i love all kinds of dynamics, platonic, romantic, antagonistic, whatever. i’m down for anything, everything, all the time. also i need more poly ships.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?: yes!! with duplicates of the same character, too.

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?: i wouldn’t say i’m ship obsessed? again, it’s generally the more complicated dynamic between characters that draws me in, like with frank x karen.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?: cries for the rest of my life over frank x karen but honestly i would 100% ship foggy x karen x matt with bonus frank on weekends.

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?: just... just fuckin’ throw your muse at my muse and see what happens my guy. also, muses flirting is fun and okay!!! doesn’t necessarily mean a ship needs to happen!! same with one night stands and ex-relationships etc etc.