#rupaul's tag race

[t4yce]

Q •  drag race season 16 ruveal yourself runway

↳ for @gifsbysimplysonia

[sexynetra]

The banana taped to the scepter is really getting me good

[alleycatscrimes]

Introducing: drag queen meshi!! The fusion of my hyperfixations

dungeon meshi characters in some of my favourite drag queen's looks

[vonxodd]

SCARLET ENVY // rpdr uk vs the world 02X01 confessionals

꒰ for anon

[ladycamdens]

i wanted to love and support plane, but with her saying chappell roan, a femme LESBIAN drag performer is appropriating queer culture by being ""performative"" she can genuinely go fuck herself. i am so sick of gay men trying to completely erase lesbians from this community

[scrunklyshinyguy]

global all stars....whatever

[666writingcafe]

A Surprise Visit

Author's Note: This is the official start of my season three rewrite. To quickly recap how I ended season two, MC basically convinces Solomon to live with them in their home instead of the two of them going their separate ways. That's number one. Number two is I'm axing the whole babysitter gig setup, because I feel like it's a bit unnecessary (and weird).

So, without further ado, the first part of lesson 41 is under the cut.

MC

Solomon looks over my shoulder and examines the potion I prepared in the cauldron.

"Nicely done," he remarks. "Just the right shade of blue."

"Thanks," I reply, quickly glancing up at him.

"You know, you've done a nice job keeping up with everything I've taught you. You're certainly one of my better apprentices." I chuckle.

"I mean, I would like to not destroy my home."

"Or any surrounding ones." I turn my full attention to him, confused as to why he would say that. He merely shrugs as he adds,

"It's happened before."

"I see." Should I be worried?

"Anyway, you almost have the fundamentals down. Pretty soon, you'll be able to get your Sorcerer's License, and I can begin teaching you summoning magic."

"I'm sure the brothers would appreciate that."

"Oh, probably. They like you alright." His smirk indicates that he wants to start bantering with me. He does it on a daily basis, and I've gotten pretty good at coming up with good responses on the fly.

Suddenly, someone knocks on my door.

"I'll get it," Solomon states, patting me on the shoulder and kissing me on the temple before leaving the room. I take the opportunity to begin pouring my potion--a serum that causes people to change size--into the bottles Solomon set up in front of me.

Just as I finish filling the first bottle, Solomon returns.

"It would seem as though the brothers got tired of waiting," he tells me.

"What do you mean?" I ask, setting the cauldron down.

"Surprise!" Asmo pops his head in the room and waves excitedly at me.

At least, I think it's Asmo. His hair's a lot longer than usual, and his choice of makeup makes him look rather feminine.

As he steps into full view and reveals his outfit--a spaghetti tanktop, a denim miniskirt that barely covers his crotch, and strappy high heels--I realize that he's in drag. And it looks good.

Has he done this before?

"You alright, MC?" Solomon asks, walking over and touching my shoulder.

"I'm sure they are," Asmo answers before I can open my mouth. "They're just in awe of my beauty."

"Just the same as always," Solomon quips, causing Asmo to stick his tongue out at him.

"What are you doing here?" The question comes out a lot more quietly than I was expecting. Maybe it's because I can't stop staring at Asmo. For once, he's right; I am in awe.

"Here in your home, or here in the human world?"

"B-Both, I guess." Asmo clasps his hands together.

"Well, after you left, Diavolo started making plans for us to come visit you in the human world. He and Lucifer bought a property nearby, and we've been working on making it our own for a few months. We just finished last week." He briefly pauses. "I've actually been sent to pick you up and take you over there. That is, if that's alright with your teacher over there." He smiles at Solomon, who nods his head.

"I think we've reached a good stopping point for today," he replies, glancing over at me.

"Great! I'll help you pack." Huh?

"Asmo!" I call out before he can go too far.

"Yes, MC?" He bats his eyes at me, and I have to force myself to focus.

"As much as I appreciate the enthusiasm, I can't spend the night. I have to work tomorrow." Asmo stares at me blankly. "You know...the job that helps me pay my bills?"

"Oh right! You don't have to worry about that for a while." That can't mean what I think it means.

"Asmo...what did you do?"

"I didn't do anything. It was all Diavolo." He didn't...

"MC isn't like you guys," Solomon pipes up. "They rely on their job to make ends meet. It's not like they can just leave at will." This makes Asmo widen his eyes.

"No, no, no! It's not like that at all!" he exclaims. "MC, you still have your job. Diavolo just arranged for you to be on vacation until we returned to the Devildom." He walks over and clasps my hands. "I am so sorry for worrying you like that, MC." I sigh.

"That only covers part of it. What about--"

"Check your bank account."

"What?"

"I got it," Solomon states, leaving the room and returning with my laptop. Once he pulls up my online account, he shows the screen to me, revealing...

"Is that four zeros?"

"It appears so, yes." He clicks on the checking account to view transaction details. "It looks like Diavolo's been transferring money to your account. At least, I assume that's who 'David Prince' is." Asmo nods his head.

"We thought it best to adopt human alias while we were here." Well, that explains the drag. "I decided to go with Azzy."

"The name suits you," I tell him, still staring at the screen.

I can't believe that Diavolo went out of his way to do something like this for me. It's not like I've ever expected him to provide for me or anything.

"So, am I good to start packing?" Asmo asks.

"Sure." I make sure to follow him as he enters my room. If I leave him unsupervised, there's no telling what he'd do in there.

[shroomyart]

miss plasma IS the moment !!!

[katieheyy]

girl i don’t even know at this point (one more jinkx monsoon, you guessed it)

[queseraone]

Ten Shows, Ten People

Game: Add 10 gifs from your favorite shows and tag 10 people. (not going to lie, this was actually really hard beyond like 3 or 4 of them)

1. The Rookie

2. Friends

3. Hart of Dixie

4. Brooklyn Nine-Nine

5. Superstore

6. Modern Family

7. Chicago PD* *just until they fucked it up

8. Survivor

9. One Tree Hill

10. RuPaul's Drag Race

Tagging: @timandlucy, @roguetwelve, @makeitastrength, @sisterofficerlucychen, @thisnightissparkling089, @chenfordspiral, @silverskull, @pdslinsteadfics, @thesassywitchofthenortheast, @cfr749

[knightofleo]

"It's Cheryl Canning!"

[t4yce]

kahanna as lil nas x in all stars 8.01 mini challenge ↳ for @winderlylandchime

[sexynetra]

Hot bitches ONLY

[foundfamilyhq]

[villsco]

tag game!

what’s your favourite song by a drag artist!

mine used to be supersonic but lasky dethroned her with this bop

hii @thecollectionsof @holywaterzzz @jinkx-monswoon what about you!!

[the-director]

Bro I hate Q's look this week 😭 nymphia, sapphira, dawn. they were robbed. I would have been happy with any of those three winning