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dire wolf drama has led me to learning that one of the most major anatomical differences between them and all living canids is that they had Massive Dick Bones indicating their swinger lifestyle

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just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

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Ahhh, there’s the obvious conclusion.

If we can de-extinct* species, surely there’s no point in worrying about endangered species anymore! We can bring them back anytime!

*depending on your definition of de-extinction.

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you are an honorary lesbian . to me

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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Steve....craafting table...Thee Overworld...endeeer puuurl...minecraft....BLOcks (metal pipe dropping sfx)...steve...BUCKET...creative survival..elytra..endeeer puurl..WATER BUCKET!..thee overworld...savethe world...flint...and STEEl...the nether...wither...ChicKen JocKEY!!!

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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SHE was a punk. HE did ballet. #woke #truelove

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was originally gonna color and post this for pride month but i lost the original file

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