#runaway ruler dnd

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time for some incorrect quotes for runaway ruler, no context at all

Yance: Pinu, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight? Pinu: Raise the dead. Yance: And what did you do? Pinu: Raise the dead.

Nicholas: Slash gamemode creative. Anakis: Dude, this isn't Mine- Nicholas: *starts levitating*

Yance: You use humor to deflect your trauma. Pinu: Awww, thanks- Yance: That’s not a good thing. Pinu: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Wrenn: I can't imagine what Pinu is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

Yance (brainstorming ideas for pranking Wrenn): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost? Pinu: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful. Yance: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that? Pinu: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Yance.

Anakis: Hey, Pinu, where are you going? Pinu: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell. Pinu: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.

Nicholas: Wake me up- Yance: Before you go go Anakis: When September ends Pinu: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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how the fuck am i supposed to make economies

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the main five kingdoms in this universe are rose, sealand, grand towers, borealis, and light ray because their rulers are the most powerful and unfortunately kinda goated

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pinu doesnt get attached, but when she does, you best bet you aint getting out of her grasp unless you die

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pinu is definitely more old money than the rest of the rulers

she likes her 1920s-1930s kinda shit

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okay so the setting for this campaign is modern kingdoms and shit because why the fuck not i like kings and queens and guess what??

THIS CAMPAIGN IS QUEER AS FUCK, ALWAYS HAS BEEN

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do you ever wonder how many names you need for a dnd campaign?

far too many. im lucky im keeping this campaign in the capitals of kingdoms

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pinu and nicholas are really good friends

when the party starts their campaign, those two are definitely in some kind of qpr

anyways

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im back on my shitposting for runaway ruler

im just gonna poorly describe the characters in 10 or less words (well, at least, the characters you guys have seen in my shitposts)

pinu: bitchy moon elf. wears a mask of compassion.

nicholas: ocean man, despite wanting to reach the stars.

dj: peasant farmer who climbed the ranks. also op as fuck.

yance: bird person. nonbinary, does the bird dance.

wrenn: pink-ish gremlin who is unfortunately a loud drunk.

anakis: green as fuck dommy mommy, despite tiefling origin.

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what if, and hear me out, i make incorrect quotes of my dnd campaign characters because i can and its funny af

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im gonna start yapping about my dnd campaign

if you wanna follow that ig the tag is #runaway ruler dnd

have fun and shit while i have my shaking moments

also i will include shitposts

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i need some motivation to do shit, so like... notes thingy i guess

100 notes - water consumption for the body. marching band season made me realize i dont drink enough fucking water out here. (alright, i guess i need water now... I WAS DRINKING TEA EARLIER. THATS CLOSE ENOUGH, RIGHT??)

200 notes - food consumption, i guess. i'll try to eat 3 full meals a day. enough to make my body full and stuff. (gods dammit. well, i already ate breakfast and lunch, and i have leftovers from lunch, so, i guess dinner's all set for me.)

300 notes - homework completion. i've been lacking in my homework game, and i definitely need to improve it this semester. (...i'll start my chem homework tomorrow since saturdays are my rest days, okay??? MOST OF MY WEEKEND HOMEWORK IS DONE BUT THANKS FOR CARING, CHAT)

400 notes - writing hobby. i need motivation to write lore for my dnd campaign (#runaway ruler dnd / #convict ruler dnd / #ruined ruler dnd universe if you want to follow along my shitposting for that) (i already started shitposting for runaway ruler again, so check it out. I WILL WRITE LORE FOR EACH ARC DONT WORRY IM JUST BARELY GETTING STARTED ON THE SECOND ARC SINCE ITS VERY LONG)

500 notes - animation gift. i'm making a little valentine's gift for my spouses, and it's gonna be 1:34 seconds long... I need motivation to actually animate lmao. (i'll do bits and pieces throughout the week. don't worry, i plan to figure this out [i haven't animated in months, and even then i barely scratched the animation surface])

1000 notes - script memorization. i uh... need to memorize my silly little script for a production coming up in a month. im performing in front of kids so like... the script's pretty short and easy. im the antagonist in my cast >:]. (sick, let's go. i love myself some memorization.)

2000 notes - chest binder shopping. i'll ask my parents if i can get a chest binder. ive been meaning to get one for myself for some time now. im getting desperate for one. (i suppose i'll ask today or tomorrow... or over the weekend- that's when most of the shopping happens, anyways.)

3000 notes - leaving the closet. i'll come out to the rest of my family that i'm trans, aromantic, all the nine yards about my lgbtq+ identities. i'll definitely have to schedule a good day to do that. (HELLO??? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?? OKAY FINE I'LL FIGURE OUT A DAY. I'LL COME BACK TO YOU WITH THAT-)

4000 notes - researching possible colleges across my state and outside my state. because i wanna get out of here.

5000 notes - order a suit. preferably black or purple. because i need more gender affirming clothes in the formal department.

EDIT: do however many notes you want. i know i said 10 notes per person earlier, but like... go wild i guess

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pst... im posting an au of mine from 2022 that im re-vamping for a dnd campaign...

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part 2 because this is fun as fuck

*Pinu is fighting a monster* DJ: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Pinu: The power to believe in myself!? DJ: No, a knife! Stab it!

Wrenn: DJ, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee! DJ: Rebuke? Is that a word? Wrenn: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions! DJ: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

Nicholas: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Pinu: I saw you. Nicholas: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of DJ in a turkey costume.

Pinu: What are y’all’s favorite things to wake up to? Wrenn: Breakfast in bed! Yance: Letters from other kingdoms! Anakis: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all. Anakis: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.

Pinu: Hey Nicholas, do you wanna help us? Nicholas: Oh, I would... but I don’t want to.

Anakis: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Anakis: Anyways, you said Mordai is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

Nicholas: You played me! Pinu: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

Yance: Pinu, I need some advice. Pinu: You need advice from ME? Yance: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

DJ: Remember how I once thought that this place couldn’t possibly be any weirder than my hometown? DJ: Well, now I’m not sure how to feel about being proven wrong.

DJ: *About to do something incredibly stupid* Pinu: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

Anakis: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Pinu. Yance, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff? Anakis: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Yance: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? Anakis: You wanted fake blood? Yance: Anakis: I’ll go call Pinu.

time for some incorrect quotes for runaway ruler, no context at all

Yance: Pinu, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight? Pinu: Raise the dead. Yance: And what did you do? Pinu: Raise the dead.

Nicholas: Slash gamemode creative. Anakis: Dude, this isn't Mine- Nicholas: *starts levitating*

Yance: You use humor to deflect your trauma. Pinu: Awww, thanks- Yance: That’s not a good thing. Pinu: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Wrenn: I can't imagine what Pinu is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

Yance (brainstorming ideas for pranking Wrenn): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost? Pinu: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful. Yance: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that? Pinu: …I am very passionate about Halloween, Yance.

Anakis: Hey, Pinu, where are you going? Pinu: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell. Pinu: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.

Nicholas: Wake me up- Yance: Before you go go Anakis: When September ends Pinu: WAKE ME UP INSIDE