#run run run run run run awaaaayyyyyy

[londonfogmonday]

my friend asked me to put this on tumblr

[whosname]

shiiiit, lady from sales caught me after 4:30 shiiiiiiiiiit.

[jinxedwood]

So I signed up for camp nanowrimo - but this time for Fanfiction!

I have two goals.

1. Finish my damned follow up story for 'Into the Woods' (a Klaroline fic). I don't know why I'm blocked, it's not even a multi-chapter story, it's only a few thousand words, but I'm still only half way through. Time to kick myself up the butt.

Finish the first 3 chapters of my HotD Mafia AU story, and have a decent outline for the rest. It's a difficult one to write because it's out of my comfort zone and the chapters seem to be running very long - about 10,000 words - and I have time jumps between the chapters. Not a problem at allllllll 🤣

My minimum end goal is to have at least 6,000 by the end of the month, so I can cross that 500,000 word line of AO3 (yes, it's been bugging me, damn it, I'm so close but still so far awaaaayyyyyy.)

[dchan87]

RUN AWAAAAYYYYYY

[connorsui]

BRUUHHH I JUST KNOW ALICENT WAS SO DISTURBED💀💀💀💀😭😭😭like Damm bitches u couldn't wait til we fucking finished with this dam traitor-ess cornoration!?🧍‍♀️

Alicent: ..idk wtf to think besides the fact u 2 fucked before the courts

Reader: okay bitch and? I fucking served my husband like I should and now u better like this bby cuz the bitch coming in 9 months ✨️

Lowkey thooo...I want aegon bby to live his dream and just fucking abandon his duties 😭like fuck the coronation fuck the crown fuck my family I just want you and you only and nobody else ✨️🩷and run awaaaayyyyyy✨️

Aegon: ight babes...I'm running away to a boat cuz fuck this family and fuck my dad🧍‍♀️

Reader: . . ..*packing bags* ight where we going?

Aegon: *ugly SOBBING* I love you 🩷

Can I put this in as a request? 🤭

omg omg omg I imagined this too!!! how hot would it be fucking him on the way to his coronation in that little ass carriage + that bumpy road ughh. the thots I had during that scene, UNHOLY!

Merciless or Ruthless?

PAIRING: Aegon ii Targaryen x Wife!fem!Reader

WORDS: 2,019.

WARNINGS: degradation kink, name-calling, praise kink, breeding/pregnancy kink, brief mentions of implied pregnancy, mentions of p in v sexual intercourse, slight exhibitionism, swearing.

A/N - I may have gotten slightly carried away with this. but he deserves it <3 hope you enjoy lovely x

The inevitability of death could be a comforting notion of peace to some, and yet marks a heavy burden of loss, sorrow and responsibility on others. King Viserys, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhonyar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, or more commonly dotted as Viserys the Peaceful, had passed peacefully in his sleep.

His death was one that many held their breaths anticipating in the final previous months, considering the haste deterioration of the king's ill health. Nonetheless, during these months of anticipation, whispers of preparation had begun to churn behind the back of the sickly King, plans to anoint his eldest son, your dearly beloved husband, Aegon the Second of His Name, as King of the Realm.

Regardless of such talks, Aegon remained blissfully oblivious to it all. Relishing in the banquets and spoils of royalty, he remained keen and satisfied as Prince, and from time to time, expressed the notion of respecting his elder half-sister, Rhaenyra, as the rightful Queen.

It was only with you, that Aegon openly delved deeper into his reluctance of being adorned as King, expressing a distaste for the role and the heavy burden.

"I have no wish to rule...Only to wine, dine and fuck you senseless and raw, till you are practically dripping of me."

As his faithful and devoted wife, you ultimately respected and supported his well wishes. No desire to dissuade him further, despite the conniving tactics employed by his mother and grandsire, who often urged you to encourage him to seek and accept the duty of the Crown. You denied their efforts, remaining stagnant to Aegon's choice.

That was until Viserys' death began to ignite a ripple of chaos...

"A-Aeg... You've been distant all morning. Talk to me, my love."

You had awoken beside Aegon that morning, although he was not the same... His last few pending hours as Prince, before his looming coronation, was he to be anointed as King. Having quarrelled tirelessly against his grandsire, mother and liege council, he was outnumbered and ultimately defeated... More so, it was after his discrete one on one talk with Ser Criston, that seemed to shove Aegon into accepting his fate, without even so uttering a rebuttal.

"I am not fit to rule, Y/N... Everyone knows it, I know it. This is going to be a disaster, and Nyra, I-"

He pauses as his breath hitches in his throat, gulping as he composes himself, his lilac eyes swell, glistening in the streaks of sunlight, yet no tears fallen: his lounged body swayed in motion to the rocking carriage.

"-I know what is expected of me, but I doubt myself."

"Aeg- It is just nerves, my dear. We'll take it step by step, day by day, I promise-"

Reaching out, your arm stretches over as you lean towards your Targaryen husband. Your gentle hand firmly holding his, as your thumb caresses his pale skin. The colour in his face has faded, except for the dark circles embedded beneath his lower lash line. Despite your encouraging words, and half-hearted smile, you earned a simple shrug and huff, as Aegon continued to longingly look onwards towards the bustling crowds gathering and trodding towards the Hill of Rhaenys.

"Please Aeg- Is there anything I can do in my power, my love? I cannot bear to see you in such a miserable state for longer."

Silence remained still for a few sparing seconds, before Aegon's tiresome eyes sparked with a familiar yearn. Flickering from your seated position towards your entwined hands, taking a deep breath before he dared to speak.

"Do me the honour, of fucking me one last time as a Prince. Do it for me, as a gift to your King."

You could not deny, nor did your body try to hide it, you were taken aback in shock by his demand.

"Right now? Here? Aeg- Can this not wait for after the coronation, mayhaps back in bed-"

"Please, Y/N... Unorthodox I know, but when have we not been? It would really help to calm my nerves, baby. If I could just feel you, let me be with you. You always know how to make me feel better."

Exhaling a defeated sigh, you lean back, pulling aside a curtain shading a small window through the carriage, and see there is still much a way ahead, along with all the disrupting foot traffic.

Carefully standing up as you felt your stance unsteady attempting to pull up the rich, silk layers of your custom gown up. The cobbled road beneath the wheeled carriage strewed with potholes and uneven surfaces, made it near impossible to stand still. Immediately your hand instinctively reaches, latching and gripping onto Aegon's sturdy shoulder, as he remains comfortably seated. His arm reaches over to you, supporting your waist, as your other hand grips onto his forearm, as you nestle yourself atop his wide lap, as he slightly readjusts himself.

"Is this what you wanted, hmm? Want your pretty, little wife's cunt on your cock to make you feel better? You are worse than the whores out there-" You head tilts gesturing towards the Street of Silk in passing by, often where your young husband would venture during his bachelor days. Your fingers begin to find their way to his tussled, short hair, pulling at his platinum strands. Although he was dressed and prepped dutifully this morning, it still looked somewhat unkempt. You pursue his soft lips, eager as you delve in for a kiss, Aegon succumbing to it, trying desperately to hold for as long as possible, before you break apart, both of you breathless.

His familiar taste tinged with the essence of wine lingering, etched on your lips as you savour it, your focus remaining solely on one another. Each of your hands remain gripped to his shoulders, your body weight atop of Aegon's kept him steady during the rocky ride, as you swayed in motion. The haste, harsh turns made you grind against your husband's clothed lap: sensing a brewing, hungry twitch growing more blatant beneath your bare, throbbing cunt.

"I can feel you stirring, handsome... Such a needy Prince today, aren't you? Gods help me, when you are crowned King. I shall be at your beckon call day and night," You breathlessly utter closely into the elder Prince's ear. Aegon's rough hands firmly clutched at your hips, guiding your natural movements, as you buck backwards and forwards against his larger frame. The friction was palpable, as the heat infused between your inner thighs over his crotch.

"That you will be. I'll have you bent and fucked stupid over that fucking throne when I want... The only perks I shall relish in as King. Keeping you safe and sated," Aegon lowly whispered, an almost fearsome growl echoed in his throat.

"Is that so? Ugh- I must say, dear husband... To see you crowned and seated almighty on that throne, ordering us subjects below you. I might just faint at the sheer sight."

A snarling chuckle escaped his plump lips, as his hands glided over towards your front, pulling the hem further up, exposing your undergarments. Without so much as a warning, and with such swift strength, Aegon tore the piece of fabric apart.

"Just the thing I needed to cheer me up, and look at you--"

Aegon's thick digits teasing at your arousal, gently encircling your entrance as he attempted to pry you open, before hungrily licking your sweet taste off his fingers.

"Already making such a wet mess, who exactly is the whore now? I've barely touched you, and your body desperately craves for my cock, huh?"

"Mhmm-" You whimper, as Aegon elevated himself, unbuttoning his clean trousers, his stiff cock lively springing into action.

"Tell your King exactly what you want, baby... Tell your King and I shall listen. Mayhaps I will be merciful and grant you what you desire, or be ruthless."

His hard, strained cock, red and glistening enticingly with his pre-cum oozing at the tip, appeared aching for release. Teasingly stroking at the entrance of your moist folds, feeling its pulsating throbs against the sensitive skin of your cunt, was enough to send you into overdrive.

As you instinctively lifted yourself up slightly off of Aegon's lap, readying yourself to plop yourself back down, Aegon's grip over your waist, held you steady and preserved.

"Not yet, baby... Use your words. I need to hear it from you first. Can't just let you roam around and do as you please now. You think you get some sort of special treatment?"

"A-Aeg, please-" You had mindlessly moaned: the rugged motions of the carriage persisted, the unsteadiness plunging you back down against Aegon's lap, as you nestled for support. His cock thrashed against your velvet folds, earning a sly smirk on his behalf and a helpless moan from yourself.

"Words, princess."

"Y-Your cock, my King. I-I want you to f-fuck me rough and hard, till I'm nice and round with heirs for m-my King."

"Fuck. That's it, baby-" Satisfied, Aegon's hands effortlessly lifted you once more momentarily, before having you plunge down over his cock. Its wide, intimidating girth was a sensation you could never quite adjust to, naturally stretching your silky walls, clenching tightly over his thudding cock.

"Let me fuck my heir into you now, and let it be known that you carry the offspring of the King. These tits will swell ample with milk for the babe and for I-" He breathlessly growls, as his lips softly suckle at your cleavage, his hands once more ventured, fingers pulling at your corset fabric, before roughly pulling apart the seams: busting your breasts more open, enough to shed any last remaining source of modesty.

"-These hips will grow wide to carry and birth a whole damn litter. This precious stomach, may the Gods be good, will swell greatly in the moons to come. Fuck me, you will be such a heavenly Queen."

Aegon's frame now moving against the uphill, rocky drive naturally his cock followed his motions delved deep inside of you, striking at your cervix. Whimpering moans of pleasure and pain, coaxed in your voice chiselled through the carriage, layered with Aegon's heavy breathing.

"You w-will be s-such a good King, such a g-good father, as you have been an honourable husband. P-Putting my needs first."

"S-Say more, precious-" Aegon sternly proclaimed, his tone growling louder, as his large hands had subtly snaked their way towards your backside, rough palms [tarnished from training] kneading at your plush flesh.

"You are the rightful King. I devote my entire being, my entire existence to you, Aeg. Forever bound to you, I am at your disposal. Love me, ch-cherish me...F-Fuck me."

With all the swaying, harsh motions from the carriage itself alongside the sensual love-making, Aegon's cock released all the tension from the anticipation, the buildup from your touch, that he desperately needed. Reaching his ultimate peak, in return spoiling you with a climatic apex.

The moments that followed timely, had forever changed the course of history itself...

Aegon had been crowned and accepted by the realm as King. And as he spoke like a true, honest ruler, the Gods saw fit as they did anointing your husband, and you began to swell healthily with child in the months that followed. It was widely known however, that the conception of the King's soon to be heir, was poetically the day its father was crowned.

"As tense as we all were for Aegon, it seemed you two were rather ugh- eager for the coronation... If the Gods blessed the Queen with child now, then we shall be thankful for the holy plans of the Seven," Alicent, the Dowager Queen, had reminisced over the intimate family dinner that night.

Regardless, it took time for Aegon to grow accustomed to the heavy burden and responsibility of having to rule Seven Kingdoms. And yet he did so willingly, so long as you had remained dutifully by his side. That, he forever was eternally thankful for.

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[lhugbereth]

If you had to marry and make offspring with one of the boys. Who would it be and why? Also, for fun what would you name the kid.

I guess if I absolutely was forced to at gun point I would ....... 

[bloodenjoyer]

RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN AWAAAAYYYYYY OH, OH, OH, OH, AYE-YA-YA-YA-YA!!!!!!! CE QUE J'AI FAIT CE SOIR-LA. CE QU'ELLE A DIT CE SOIR-LA. REALISANT MON ESPOIR. JE ME LANCE VERS LA GLOIRE OKAAAAAYYYYY????????

AYEYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYEAH !!!!

WE ARE VAIN AND WE ARE BLIND!!!!!!!! I HATE PEOPLE WHEN THEYRE NOT POLITE!!!!!

EXACTLY!!!!

[creekfiend]

Marry but more "for citizenship so backpacking around america is cheaper and i want to touch an opossum and see a huge ball of yarn" we take a single photo and idk shake hands and never speak again

Do not get citizenship to the United States, are you mad??? Run awaaaayyyyyy

[treacherous]

Voted most likely to RUN AWAAAAYYYYYY... with you

[spidorc]

U.uh. i uh. Know you asked to be tagged last chapter. I have. Never done a tag list before for an anything so uh @adel-memes

Bye!!

Gggggg im so much more nervous posting this chap than the others,,, oh well take it!

Summary:

Back at the castle, Green, Red, and Vio find out that Blue is not in fact coming home soon.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28585146/chapters/72834936

[jenesequoia]

THE LIGHTNING THIEF PERCY JACKSON MUSICAL CAST ALBUM FAVORITES

LONGER REACTION LINK           TOUR DATES AND TICKETS LINK

— “we’regeekingoutonancientgrEEKatthnewyorkmetropolitanmusEUMOFART”

— carrie compere CARRIE COMPERE CARRIE COMPERE 

— “don’t pass ouuuuuuuut donnnnnn’t passsss ooooouuut”

— “YOU DROOL WHEN YOU SLEEP”

— “welcome to the dysfunctional family”

— PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE IS THE BOOK IN A SONG

— “i got a fern in some dumb mason jar”

— THE CAMPFIRE SONG CHORUS

— THE PROPHECY IS WORD FOR WORD FROM THE BOOK

— AND THEN IT’S GOOD KID OH MY GODS

— bad grades // bum rap // bad REP // GOOD SMACK

— SEAWEED BRAIN SEAWEED BRAIN SEAWEED BRAIN SEAWEED BRAIN

— we’re not on the bus I KNOW to los angeles WE BLEW UP THE BUS i know

— YYYYYEEESSSS MY GRAND PLAN MY GRAND PLAN MY GRAND PLAN

— “run AWAYYYYYYYYY” “run awaaaayyyyyy”

— THEY ACTUALLY PAID ATTENTION TO THE BOOKS

— “can’t get can’t get away cause you’re deeee oooohhhh aaaayyy”

— after the movies we kinda deserve this musical

— it’s so good, everyone involved was so good to us

— toilet paper leaf blowers

— CHRIS MC FREAKING CARRELL

— luke LUKE LUKE CAME BACK CHANGED

—  “YOU’RE THE LIGHTNING THIEF”

— OOHH GODS THIS GOT REAL REAL FAST

— summer summer summer summer summer summer SUMMER SUMMER

— THE OVERLAPPING SONGS

[shadowlink720]

FE: Revelation Randomised Chapter 7

(aka ‘we’re in dire need of stat boosters’)

It’s time to finally start Revelation properly :’D it only took like, two months after making the first part to get it working past chapter 6 lmao

I should say in advance that I will get all of the chests even if it means backtracking half of the map :V not that it matters to y’all anyway, since I don’t need to annoy ya with it lol

rrrrright let’s get going with chapter 7

oh man i just realised it might be a little strange playing fates again after echoes hahah

I have seen this line like, so many times when i was trying to get this to work you don’t underst a n d

time to follow the beanstalk no, idk what i’m talking about

iiiiit was indeedie

we gon’ yUMP to our inevitable Deaths lol

ok but her voice line was ‘is that so?’, it was oddly fitting lol also Flora; that’s... that’s the point hAHAHAh

yeah we won’t die but we’d Die there’s a very big difference lmao

guys i just realised i have this ballin’ skill that i can say someone’s name and it comes out as someone else’s name it’s completely pointless :’’’D

heck yeah boi

animated cutsceeeene aaaaand we in Valla noooow

ehhhh yes and no idk man i’ve said before this is just a badly written anime

because magic

‘no shit, sherlock’ ‘....’ ‘yeah that’s what I THOUGHT, Corrin’

because it’s fire emblem, of course we’re gonna get spotted

ya know, that one guy that was name dropped like, ONCE in birthright significantly more in conquest but w/e

so basically he’s like Zant, only he wasn’t granted power by some sort of triforce wielding pig-man-gerudo-thing, and instead he just went bonkers idk what i’m talking about anymore, I’ll stop

HAHA yeah, “”””subtle”””

because Plot

he can be a princess if he wANTS TO--

ah jeez man, that would be one heck of a bummer if I cared enough HAH

tru

them kitsune ears can pick up the tiniest sounds amirite

.........still bummed out that the preperations screen for revelations isn’t a combined version of Resolve b/c it sounds surprisingly hella Those Who Visit is still good tho

aiight let’s look at Kaze

look at that 3 base defence ho-hooo man he has Misfortunate as a personal which... can really hinder him since he’s gonna need all the avoidance he can get, he also has Live to Serve which is pointless but OH WELL (Growth rates: HP - 45, Str - 60, Mag - 60, Skill - 25, Spd - 35, Lck - 25, Def - 20, Res - 40) (Heart Seal: Monk and Spear Fighter) (.... yeah I think i’m gonna reclass him into a monk after he gets the kitsune skills and then grand master i guess???)

aiiight let’s hecking gooo

yyyyyep

oh I forgot this was a seize chapter :o

whose idea was it to put the archer up front??

kAZE CHILL

time to camp on the fort for a little bit

wow a ninja ACTUALLY went to the fort to heal, what is this, Echoes???

Kaze....... i told u to chill;;;

right, let’s head to the right first

hooo boi i hate single tiled corridors;;;

heck there goes Kaze;;;;

hoooooo man

aiiight time to loop back around for the other chests

right, last guy in this room

hOOOOO BOI

the chests had a rescue staff, mend staff and an armourslayer >:3ccc

theeere he iiiiiis back from the grave lmao

heck yeah he is

Magic, Owain magic and p l o t c o n v e n i e n c e

have at ‘em, Owain

aaaaand that last chest had 5000G :D

it didn’t even kill him;;;;;; also holy heck Flora got a crit right after him :’’D

lmAO uhhh the music is just dead silent against the Berserker hahahah;;

aaaaand Flora finished him! >:3c

aiight time to seize

ahdiaugfuygd holy sh i t I didn’t realise the turn count LMAO

heck yeah

uhhh Flora what your saying isn’t really fitting for the uhh the ‘I love you’ voice line hahahah;;;;;;;;;

Owain what the heckle-

aaand then stuff that has already been explaaained

... i do not remember Jakob calling him ‘gramps’ asdhdashdgahgs

I done fucked up, but only because Takumi and Setsuna were being little bitches

yeah he’s so weak that he could get killed by a vegetable hahaha hah

he’d have to be that really cheesy pure evil for the shits and giggles for him t hate you- oh wait

uhh you’ve already done 1 of three of those things, Owain;;; but yeah exposition

oh lookie who it is

well i mean I hate to say it but you certainly aren’t, Kaze;;;

and then we rUN awaaaayyyyyy

seems like you’ve got some riddles stuck in ur throat, Kaze, u ok there?

of course you would get what it meant really quickly, Owain hahah;;

EXPOSITION ABOUT THINGS THAT never had anything to do with anything in Birthright OR Conquest :’D

time to get so hecking mary sue up in this

OK BUT his voice line was laughter so it was like ‘HAH, HAAHAHhahahah.... what?’

I GOTTA BELIEEVE!

yeah Hoshido will be... significantly less ‘holy shit kill her on sight’ kind of thing still ‘kill her on sight’ but they don’t have Garon, Hans or Iago lol

aaaand that’s chapter 7! hooo boi! we’re gonna get a bunch more new units next tiiiiime! since we gon’ do the first paralogue and also chapter 8 >:3c

[dchan87]

RUN AWAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!