#ruggie ‘anything for the madol/thaumark’ bucchi but then he’s slowly gaining affection for you :D

[merakiui]

Mera, I just read your response to the 'rent Ruggie as your boyfriend' question, and I had an amusing idea. You are from another world and really have a low grasp on what money here is worth. You are going to pay him and shove a wad of bills into his hand and bashfully say, "Just make sure I get about this much in value out of this." Only, you've mixed up your thaumarks and madol and accidently paid him a great sum... like half the yearly budget Crowley gave you for Ramshackle. Ruggie looks at the cash in surprise. Well, you clearly want a full boyfriend experience out of this. He is a hyena of his word, so of course he has to give you what you are asking for...

Omg omg yes!!!!! He’ll pocket all of that money and put in work to give you the best experience worth all that cash. >:) at this point, almost anything’s on the table. You need him to be your stand-in to meet your “parents” (i.e. the NRC staff and faculty)? He’s dressing his best. You need a date to an event? He’s there and he’ll do anything you ask of him (handholding? Done. Cheek kisses? Done. Cute nicknames? Sure, he can stomach that).

Good morning/good night texts? He’s got that covered. He’s even gone as far as adding a little heart to your contact name in his phone so it’s fully immersive. <3 Ruggie realizes you probably wouldn’t even realize if he scammed you because you’ve yet to learn the rates and worth of the money in Twisted Wonderland, but somehow he just can’t bring himself to do that when he sees how giddy you get over these little things. ^^;;; he’s not “going soft”!!! He’s just………being a good (rental) boyfriend. Yeah. That’s all.