#rudolf branded shitposts

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Engineer, Engifar, Engieverywhereyouare

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00c

I regret to inform all of you that this man here has some ass, but not a lot. It's a pretty average ass. u-u

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One cup of butter a day keeps the doctor very close and very concerned over your arteries.

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The classes are just so...shaped.

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You know what? Fuck you.

[lays an egg on someone's desk and walks away from it]

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Rudolf: I bet I would look very cool and amazing as a vampire.

Rudolf as a vampire: [looks the same but paler and with fangs] Hell yeah.

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Just so you know, if I ever lay an egg.....I'll be rather concerned.

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Hot damn, you can order bugs like you can order Girl Scout cookies!