#rubegoldberg-esque

[forgottenbones]

Wintergatan - Marble Machine (music instrument using 2000 marbles)

[fancyfrogg]

Nonono what you need is an unnecessarily elaborate, RubeGoldberg-esque trap that’s 100% fool proof. We can’t have him somehow surviving because of his teeth-gnashing good luck, can we?

ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door