#rtc x kpop

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The weird thing about me is that I don't just have kpoppie Mischa headcanons oh no no no, I have production specific kpoppie Mischa headcanons

Like Gus Halper!Mischa? Loves a bit of Bigbang. Chaz Duffy!Mischa? Much more of a 2PM fan.

Gus Halper!Mischa, diehard Wonder Girls Stan (Yunbin biased) whereas Chaz Duffy!Mischa prefers SNSD (Hyoyeon biased)

They both love SHINee tho (who doesn't) Minho biased

And Red Velvet, Irene biased (she reminds him of Noel)

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YASSS MISCHA

He's so slay 🥰

Damn Talia sounds different!!!!🧐

( song : berrygood - angel )

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Okay WHO was gonna tell me that Noel Gruber has the same birthday as YERI???!??!?

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Mischa's ult group is Exo and Noel's ult group is Red Velvet.

Why?

WHY?

Because that 👏 is 👏 what 👏 power 👏 couples do 👏 damnit 👏

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The thing is I love my user name because I know exactly what it means and there's a very specific section of people who also know exactly what it means but then I also worry deeply for the impression it leaves on those who don't know what it means

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You know that clip of Baekhyun and Taeyeon at an award show where she ruffles his hair when she doesn't think anyone's looking? Yeah, that's Noel with Mischa.

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Mischa Bachinski my Minho biased Shawol 🥲

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Why is it that whenever I listen to This Song is Awesome all I can hear is BYUN BAEKHYUN-

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Here me out here, but I've got a fun idea for a Nischa AU

A 'We Got Married' AU

So it goes like:

Either the choir are all celebrities in their own right or they're like, some kind of pop group.

And one day an offer comes in for Noel and Mischa to appear on a reality show together.

The show has the premise of being a like kind of social experiment in which celebrities are paired together and expected to "get married" and act like a couple for a certain amount of time.

So they accept and are allotted a block of episodes.

The rest of the choir act as commentators because I just think it'd be fun.

It starts with Mischa "proposing" to Noel (or vice versa your choice) and then their "wedding".

And week to week they're given "missions" that are just stupid little domestic things.

e.g decorate your house with your partner, get your partner a gift, cook you're partner a meal, invite your friends over for a dinner party, perform a grand romantic gesture (they're both VERY good at this one)

The first is "Plan a Proposal" (I don't think they did this on the actual show, but it's cute)

It's a very gradual fake to real dating slowburn

Like it goes "just for the cameras" to "maybe not just for the cameras" to "definitely not just for the cameras"

Chapters upon chapters of domestic fluff

Like, a sprinkling of angst, because they both think that the other doesn't reciprocate and is just playing it up for the cameras.

An OFF CAMERA confession *crowd gasps*

Then at the end of their episode block, they have to "break up" and they're both very genuinely bummed about it.

But it's all okay cuz they officially get together eventually

And after a while, Mischa (or Noel) proposes in the same way he did on the show

I like when things come full circle okay

And they get married

For real this time.

Sidenote: if I ever actually got off my ass and wrote this, I'd totally add in references to some of my favourite moments from the actual We Got Married as easter eggs.

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I have a headcanon that Constance comes across a Kdrama like one time and recommends it to Noel even though she knows next to nothing about it because her logic is somewhere in the realms of

"Oh, Noel would like this, cuz he likes melodrama and angsty plots and intense background music."

And Noel initially thinks he isn't going to like it because it's going to be really cliché and trashy.

But then he actually gives it go because Constance is nice and she means well

And he discovers that kdramas are SHOCKINGLY similar to a lot of the old post-war cinema that he likes

Cuz they have a lot of similar tropes (especially a lot of the kind of early 2000s - mid 2010s ones)

Overly dramatic dialogue with intensely loud background music

Dramatic slap turned passionate kiss

"This man is an ass but he's also rich and buys me things"

Intensely unhealthy but intensely passionate affairs

Our love is doomed to fail because [insert literally anything here]

And he loves it

And falls down a rabbit hole

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RIP Mischa Bachinski, you would've LOVED literally anything produced by Big Bang in the early 2000s

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RIP Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg, you would've loved I'm Gonna Be A Star by Twice.

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Ouchie headcanon

This is in relation to @thursdaybluez's revolutionary Korean Noel headcanon but it could also work with just the Kpoppie Noel headcanon

I headcanon that Noel's mother played Eight by IU at his funeral

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Hi hello, back pushing the Korean Noel Agenda.

One time, he got scouted by some dude from JYP at the mall.

Like, he was literally just chilling and some rando came up to him and handed him a business card.

Most bizarre experience of his life.

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Popping by to let you all know that Noel Gruber would LOVE Red Velvet's rendition of Be Natural (feat. Taeyong)

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Changed the name what do y'all think