#rpdras6

[dawningofdrag]

i just think that akeria chanel davenport

[totallypathet]

AS6 spoilers

I do not understand why A'keria C Davenport was in the bottom.

I mean let's be really honest right now this challenge was fucking bizarre, they gave them a minute to "embody" a celebrity doing a RuPaul song, and they gave them crazy choreography to learn in a day. Don't get it.

BUT STILL

Ginger Minj gave 0 Fergie, Ginger Minj was Ginger Minj. Which I love, if I go to a Ginger Minj show I'm not looking for Fergie. But the challenge was Fergie, and she did badly.

Eur*ka gave 0 Madonna. She relied on the costume and the track to be Madonna.

Yara's lipsync was not great, I agree. But bitch, she was Shakira. She looked exactly like her, she moved exactly like her, she oozed Shakira vibes.

And A'keria Davenport WAS Prince?! Like she had his moves, and the way he looked... was I watching a different show???

I am so confused.

[that-homless-panda]

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[romansrace]

WHAT IF: Season 13 had the All Stars 6 Game Within A Game twist?

We all know how season 13 originally went with a controversial early double shantay between Symone and Kandy Muse in episode 8.

Let’s change that and see how the season goes with a returning queen twist instead....

So, to start we’ll assume the first seven episodes go as they did in the original show. That is:

In episode 1 all queens lipsync to stay in the competition, and as a result are split into the Winners’ group - Symone, Kandy, Tina, Olivia, Gottmik, and Lala, later joined by Elliott with 2 Ts. The Porkchops group comprises Rose, Denali, Utica, Tamisha, Kahmora, and Joey Jay representing the gays.

Episode 2 and 3 are performance challenges respectively won by Symone and Denali, with Olivia Lux and Rose taking the runner-up placements.

Episode 4′s acting challenge is won by Symone with Kahmora eliminated. Gottmik wins episode 5′s Ball with Joey eliminated. Olivia Lux wins episode 6′s Disco-mentary AND episode 7′s Improv challenge, with Tamisha and then Lala eliminated.

Then we come to episode 8′s Rusical. Rose wins and Symone and Kandy fall into the bottom 2, at which point, Kandy Muse is not saved and is eliminated. While packing in the werkroom the TV turns on by itself and Ru calls “Kandy, I can’t let you go yet. This season, there’s a game within a game...”

Meanwhile, the remaining queens proceed to episode 9, Snatch Game. As in the original season, this is won by Gottmik, with Denali and Rose placing High. Tina and Symone are pronounced Safe, with Olivia Low and Elliott facing Utica in the B2. Utica, as originally, wins the lipsync to Fascinated and sends Elliott ‘home’ - which lasts until she receives a werkroom call from Mama Ru.

The next episode chronologically is the Makeover challenge, however, that requires an even number of queens. For that reason, the next episode is the Game Within a Game reveal of the lipsync tournament between the now six eliminated queens, with the remaining seven in the competition given a bye this episode.

First to lipsync is Kahmora Hall, facing the 2nd eliminated queen, Joey Jay. Joey handily wins this lipsync and holds on to her 12th place. Kahmora sashays away again.

The second lipsync pits Joey against Tamisha Iman. Joey is able to win this lipsync too, pushing Tamisha down to 12th. Joey however loses the next lipsync to Lala Ri, who originally eliminated her.

The fourth lipsync pits Lala against Kandy Muse. I think at this point, Lala was losing steam in the competition, and wouldn’t have the fighting spirit that Kandy does - so Kandy wins this lipsync.

The final lipsync is between Kandy and Elliott, and is something of a grudge match. Allegedly, the queens didn’t get on in the werkroom. I see for storyline reasons and probably a spirited performance too, Kandy winning this lipsync and becoming the returning queen to the competition. The new order for the eliminated queens below her is thus: 9th Elliott, 10th Lala, 11th Joey, 12th Tamisha, 13th Kahmora.

The next episode is the Makeover, and features the return of Kandy. I expect this episode to go just as it did in the original season, with Symone and Utica winning, Gottmik and Kandy placing High, and Denali being eliminated in a bottom 2 with Olivia Lux.

Then comes the Commerical episode, won as before by Rose and Symone, with Kandy placing High. Gottmik places Low and Utica eliminates Tina in the B2 lipsync. Kandy then wins the following Roast episode (13) while Symone eliminates Utica in the bottom 2.

Despite how the rest of the season hasn’t been affected so much by the twist, things are going to change for a second time in the final episode. This is the top 5 acting challenge where the queens play a parody of themselves. This is the same top 5 as in the original season - Rose, Symone, Kandy, Olivia and Gottmik. Rose handily wins the episode with Symone and Gottmik placing High, leaving Olivia and Kandy in the bottom 2.

However, Kandy is now the returning queen. She has one win to Olivia’s two, and three bottom 2 placements to Olivia’s two. As well as this, in this version of events, Olivia has had a Safe to break up her five consecutive bottom 3 placements in the original season, and has as a result a bit more fire to her. For that reason, I see Olivia being the victor in this lipsync and moving on to the top 4 with Kandy eliminated here in 5th.

The top 4 episode continues as in the original season, with all four queens lipsyncing and going through to the grand finale as Safe. Finally, we have the grand finale with Lipsync for the Crown and...

Once again this is something of a sure outcome. Rose and Gottmik as the weaker lipsyncers will place 3rd and 4th, leaving a top 2 of Symone and Olivia which - like in the original season - is a rematch! Olivia’s record in the competition pales against Symone’s domination and four wins though, and so as originally, Symone is the victor of season 13. Olivia makes it all the way to 2nd though despite faltering in the second half of the competition!

And the track record for this season would look like this:

[Image description: a table showing the full placements of all queens per episode of this fantasy season of Drag Race season 13]

What other ideas do you want to see for What Ifs? Let me know in the comments or request! xo

[trixie-katya-tati]

The way they didn’t cast [queens that will be mentioned in the tags for the sake of spoilers] on AS6 is so disappointing

[stellaseas]

Team Trinity! Team Sonique! Team Jiggly! Team give Jan a win!

[totallypathet]

Is anyone else just really tired of seeing so many queens just doing songs as their talent on all stars? There are just so many other things you can do did you see Scarlet Envy with those bubbles?! That is what variety shows are for.

I'm just so tired of just hearing overproduced dance tracks as a talent.

[totallypathet]

also can we actually just talk about Yara Sofia's absolute power move of "if I die one day"?

mood

[totallypathet]

AS6 spoilers

One other thing, and then I swear I'm done.

I've seen Jan lipsync so many times, she is fucking FIERCE.

What the fuck was she doing in Womanizer.

I'm calling the Yara Sofia conspiracy, I think she threw that lipsync because she didn't want to send anyone home. I just don't get it, that was not at all the Jan I know and love?

Where was our Jan?

[totallypathet]

AS6 spoilers

Also, can we just talk about Trinity K Bonet this week? Because on season 6, I totally agreed with Bianca Del Rio, you can't paint to be Beyonce girl, there is only one Queen Bey!

I WAS WRONG.

I literally never admit to being wrong, but girl.

Trinity K Bonet was Beyonce.

She broke the curse. She painted Beyonce. She slayed the Queen's attitude.

She. Did. The. Impossible.

I live for Jan, but Trin won for me this week.

[dawningofdrag]

jiggly putangina mahal na mahal kita

[dawningofdrag]

“bubbles pop, keep blowing.”

[dawningofdrag]

someone is yet to point out that scarlet looks like fabio in her confessional look and i hate to be the one to bring it up,,, but it must be said

[trixie-katya-tati]

Not the AS6 spoilers saying [queen that was hated in their original season] is top 4

[trixie-katya-tati]

So I just heard that one queen from AS2 and two queens from AS1 are on AS6 and.... why AS2? AS2 is considered to be one of Drag Race’s peak seasons and we don’t need someone from there when we could’ve gotten someone from a regular season who deserves a second chance

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