#rp mustard

[must4rdmha]

Heya Ketchup!!

-🔪🩸(@little-sis-toga)

He- Kecthup? Seriously?

Look, I’m gonna suppose that you just wrote my name wrong and pretend this never happened for your own good…

Now,Hey Toga, how are u doing?

-💨🧪

[must4rdmha]

Mustard: Hey Compress, how were you at your teenager years?

Compress: Oh well, I was really responsible and I was studying at high school.

Mustard: I’m gonna ask Skeptic too, you know that,right?

Compress: *sighs* I liked extreme philosophy, Pierre-Joseph Proudhon and doing “cocktails”

Mustard: I KNEW ITT!!

(People mentioned: @marbled-magician)

Mr Compress threw molotov cocktails at cops as a teenager and can recite anarchist theory from the top of his head. This is canon now.

[must4rdmha]

Opinion on Midnight?

Cheap whore and a cheap hero.

She prob sucked some for being able to turn into a hero.

-💨🧪

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Hey guys if I were to become a villain right here Right now as a cleaner WHAT would my villain name be. Do NOT put "The Cleaner" or some lame shit, I need HONEST SUGGESTIONS for NO PARTICULAR REASON.

[little-sis-toga]

Thanks for all the birthday wishes~! I had a blast on my birthday and I got to share it with @must4rdmha and @spinner-the-gecko. (Our birthdays are back-to-back-to-back ^w^)

[must4rdmha]

Communism

-💨🧪

Pick your Poison

[must4rdmha]

Kids these days

No respect for the law

I actually have a law degree

-💨🧪

[magnusfox]

Like father like daughter. <3

[your-local-grinning-cat]

DIDJA MISS ME?! 😸

[Che’nya has reentered the Tulgey Wood.]

[must4rdmha]

Look Hachi, we have been getting along really well, and I’m really not trying to sound desperate neither aggressive rn but I’m slowly driving crazy so…

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!

-💨🧪

On the behalf of Mr. Compress (@marbled-magician), he will be out of commission for a bit. Do not worry, he is okay!

[irl-batsignal]

what are these

Hungry but too tired to cook?

why are they everywhere??

seven corndogs

30

to

40

olives

try

SIX CUPS OF COFFEE

In the dreaming?? Nearly out of ammo?

[Insert pumpkin here]

why

EIGHTEEN BEERS.

Just

67

amps! all at once!

480v too

why am I finding these

Try an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF BACON BITS.

why

[little-sis-toga]

Did you steal my gun from me? Questioning this bc I can’t find it

-💨🧪 ( @must4rdmha )

No…? Guns are so not cute.

Maybe Jin ate it?

I’ll keep an eye out for it though.

[must4rdmha]

I now celebrate it with you guys,but when I lived by myself I used to go to the heart of the town and I used to find some kids that didn’t celebrate with their families thanksgiving either ,so we used to go to have some fun(burning random cars down, eating food in restaurants and don’t paying,etc)

I hope I find them again someday,you guys would like them.

-💨🧪

Greetings my friends!

What do you plan on doing for Thanksgiving? Do you celebrate it, or do you celebrate something similar? Or not celebrate it at all? I’m curious!

- Mr. コンプレス

[must4rdmha]

hiiiiii

I mightve been the one to stole the gun 😅

🩸/ @bloodyactor

Oh cool, I won’t need to kill Twice.

Wait, not so cool…

Who tf do you think you are for stealing my gun?! You must give it back, NOW.

-💨🧪

[charlie-francis-spring]

what's the mustard like in britain?

it's... mustard? idk i don't really pay attention to its taste and wouldn't know how to compare it to other countries BUT feel free to come and try anytime you'd like...or just google it/ask reddit :))

[feral-stanford-pines]

*throws another mustard packet at you*

- Condi ( @mustard-is-better-than-ketchup )

"I wish death upon you"