#rp mustard

[must4rdmha]

Exactly! It will be just a tiny check up!

Wait, dogs eat socks?…

-💨🧪

Mr Compress Sir, why does everyone keep insisting you keep your marbles in your ass?

I feel like that would be uncomfortable. Not to mention highly unsanitary.

You use those to capture people, plus I've seen you put them in your mouth.

And you're not Shiggy-chan, where the stuff that goes in your mouth is highly concerning.

~ Shinsei, @codename-firedancer

It's a running gag between the league members... I do not, or would ever, stick them anywhere that is not easily accessible!

Dabi and Twice started the rumor I believe, and Toga and Mustard are heavily influenced by them... I'm just letting them entertain themselves with the lies they believe.

 - Mr. コンプレス

[must4rdmha]

You’re so unbearably adorable..🥺 you might just kill me without needing to use your quirk!

…W-what?

So…I would shoot you if I didn’t use my quirk??

I…Are you making fun of me?!?! This isn’t funny!

-💨🧪

//🌬️🌪️ YOU BROKE HIM BAHAHAHA

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Hey guys if I were to become a villain right here Right now as a cleaner WHAT would my villain name be. Do NOT put "The Cleaner" or some lame shit, I need HONEST SUGGESTIONS for NO PARTICULAR REASON.

[magnusfox]

Like father like daughter. <3

[must4rdmha]

Communism

-💨🧪

Pick your Poison

[your-local-grinning-cat]

DIDJA MISS ME?! 😸

[Che’nya has reentered the Tulgey Wood.]

[irl-batsignal]

what are these

Hungry but too tired to cook?

why are they everywhere??

seven corndogs

30

to

40

olives

try

SIX CUPS OF COFFEE

In the dreaming?? Nearly out of ammo?

[Insert pumpkin here]

why

EIGHTEEN BEERS.

Just

67

amps! all at once!

480v too

why am I finding these

Try an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF BACON BITS.

why

[marbled-magician]

[Mr. Compress, checking in on Mustard]

[Mustard, putting on lip balm at his mirror]

🎩: …🥺

💨🧪: *Turns around, confused* ..you good?

🎩: Are you gay? 🥺

💨🧪: DAD- I mean COMPRESS- ITS LIP BALM—

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[must4rdmha]

…Don’t look under your bed when you go to sleep,pigeon.

-💨🧪

Trying to track villains down is just a waste of time,hero.

I know Endeavour might be boring, but annoying us won’t help your safety,just saying…

-💨🧪 ( @must4rdmha)

Thanks for letting me know Mustard

Now I'm going to step it up a notch when it comes to annoying the LOV

Especially little Toga 😁

[must4rdmha]

So I've been doing some deep diving on Tumblr and found your account and... You're just a kid!! You're only two years older than me (i think?) Are you sure the villain life is for you? I've thought about it before too but I'd never betray my brother like that... There must be something that made you this way!

-Love Dark Shadow xxx (is that too weird?)

Well, of course there’s something that made me get into villainy. Almost all the things that people do have a reason,and this isn’t an exception.

I obviously don’t recommend the path of villainy. In my case, I really didn’t have any option left if I didn’t want to starve to death!

I’m still a 14 yr old after all, If I don’t have anyone to care about me I will need to do to gain some money…Don’t get me wrong, villainy doesn’t make you rich,but neither lets you starve to death…

Just,before you decide to get into villainy,reconsider the options you have.(Try not to get into it,tho…)

-💨🧪 (ooc//nah its not,meanwhile it is in a platonic way)

[little-sis-toga]

Thanks for all the birthday wishes~! I had a blast on my birthday and I got to share it with @must4rdmha and @spinner-the-gecko. (Our birthdays are back-to-back-to-back ^w^)

[charlie-francis-spring]

what's the mustard like in britain?

it's... mustard? idk i don't really pay attention to its taste and wouldn't know how to compare it to other countries BUT feel free to come and try anytime you'd like...or just google it/ask reddit :))

[feral-stanford-pines]

*throws another mustard packet at you*

- Condi ( @mustard-is-better-than-ketchup )

"I wish death upon you"

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

What is a food combination people eat that you just can't get behind?

I wouldn't call myself a picky eater, necessarily, but you'll never see me picking something both sweet and savory on the menu when given the choice. Honey and any kind of meat, really, but ham is a common one that I find it on. Which, why. A perfectly good ham, ruined.

[must4rdmha]

IT’S NOT, I won’t repeat myself:

A T-Pose is childish,what I AM doing is a villainous and serious pose.

It isn’t the same.

-💨🧪

Chat!! I taught AFO to T-Pose~!

[botheringlevi]

hey man I just thought I’d let you know that I saw hange heading towards the bathroom with bleach and ammonia shower cleaner and I figured you might want to stop whatever that is before they hurt themselves/destroy something 🫡✊

They'll learn.

*Silently creates rescue plan.*