#roxy lalonde roseways

[abbastuck]

My, my, how can I resist ya?

Welcome to ABBAstuck!

ABBAstuck is your standard Alpha & Beta kid swap, with my own twists to it! The Beta trolls are replaced with the Alpha trolls, and the cherubs are replaced with two others- their parents. By no means is this a 1-to-1 universe. There are several key changes and things go very differently in my mind.

This is mostly a pretty darn angsty universe, with several depictions of mental illness, abuse, neglect, and substance abuse. There MAY be ships, but they are not my priority.

As a disclaimer, I will add that the DID portrayed in this AU is written by someone with OSDD. It may be a fictional portrayal, but it is based off my own experiences with a dissociative disorder. I do NOT have MADD and may write it inaccurately. Do not use medias as your only source of mental illness information .

Character list below the cut.

Jane Egbert

John Crocker

Rosy Lalonde (Roxy)

Roxe Lalonde (Rose)

Dark Strider & Sys (Dirk)

Dive Strider (Dave)

Jake Harley

Jade English

Damara Megido

Rufioh Nitram

Mituna Captor

Kankri Vantas

Meulin Leijon

Porrim Maryam

Latula Pyrope

Aranea Serket

Horuss Zahhak

Kurloz Makara

Cronus Ampora

Meenah Peixes

Calamity

Calignus

[jayesprite]

Mayhaps a Roxy Lalonde (Rose Ways)? :33c

symbol & flower by deepseaspriteblog !

[skaiakin]

art request for a dave lalonde roseways who was wasian with tan skin, freckles, bleached hair with grown out roots and a curl on one side similar to roxys, shades, a white tee with a jellyfish symbol and a light aspect necklace for anon two for size

. mod d

[hskinhome]

could i request some pendulums for my roseways jake lalonde timeline ??

- who wasnt swapped ??

- were any of the following swaps in my tl :

janeways dave crocker , dirkways jade strider , roxyways jane lalonde , jakeways rose english ??

- did i play sburb in my tl ??

- was my guardian a canonstyle unswapped roxy mom lalonde ??

and a loose pendulum unrelated to the rose!jake timeline ..

- was there any timeline in which i had a lil hal equivalent ?? not necessarily that i was dirkways , but that i created an autoresponder type splinter of myself

thank you very much as always !! i appreciate you guys and all the work you do so much :):)

Hey, so answering “who wasn’t swapped” with a pendulum is kinda difficult, so if you don’t mind sending in an ask that narrows it down, that’d be great! I can answer all the rest, however.

A strong no to Dave Crocker, a slight yes to Jade Strider (Dirk-ways), a no to Jane Lalonde (Roxy-ways), and and a no to Rose English

You didn’t play SBURB

Your guardian was not a canon non-swapped Roxy Mom Lalonde

You did have a timeline with a Lil Hal equivalent

Take these with a grain of salt! If it seems wrong, remember you know yourself best.

-Mod Nepeta

P.S. We might limit how many pendulum questions can be requested per ask, there’s some discussion among us (haha, amogus) mods about it but we haven’t come to a full consensus about it.

[stupidkinbs]

i now realize that making a kin carrd was pointless bc when you’re trying to make it look all fancy while figuring out tls it is very easy to run out of space without the membership.

so. plan b! tumblr post

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MAJOR KINS: lots of memories and/or strong relation

🕶️🎸 jade strider - she/he - witch of time, prospit - swapped with dave - 3 canonmates found

🌷🌱 john harley - he/any - heir of space, prospit - swapped with jade - 1 canonmate found

💀🪻 meulin makara - any - prince of heart, derse - swapped with kurloz

💘🌀 dirk lalonde - he/they - prince of void, derse - swapped with roxy

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MINOR KINS: little to no memories and/or small relation

homestuck:

♥️🪦 aradia megido - any - no sgrub au - canon divergent

🔷👻 john egbert - any - humanstuck/no sburb au

🧷📌 kanaya megido - she/it - idk if we played sgrub - swapped w/ aradia

🪽🧡 davesprite - he/any - considering the fact that i was a sprite it would only make sense that we played - canon divergent

🐾🍃 jade harley - she/any - witch of space, prospit - canon divergent

💬🍀 john english - he/him - heir of hope? still working this out

🕸️🟦 karkat serket - he/they - also working this out

⚖️ 🍬 terezi pyrope - she/they - yeah definitely but im. pretty mem-less. maybe no sgrub?

🌊☔️ im on a DNI now - he/they - humanstuck/no sburb au

non-homestuck:

🐙💕 agent 8 - any - canon divergent-ish

🗡️❓ kris dreemur - they/he

🌊⚓️ “veri” - he/any

⭐️🏹 claude - he/him - canon divergent

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QUESTIONING: maybe i kin them, maybe i don’t. i still need to figure that out. this is more so a personal list so i can keep track since i am. very forgetful.

🔩❓ dirk - there HAS to be one more. strider? crocker?

💾🔌 some kind of sollux - which? hell if I know. maybe maryam? i knew a dave egbert here i think

💜♟️ roseways lalonde swap - I KNOW ITS OUT THERE

👒🐈 this one is awful to explain

❄️🍃 bec harley (guidestuck)

💗🍷 mom lalonde - for some reason? what

pearl… (SU)

still in persona hell (❌,🔎,🕸️,💥, 👓)

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this list will probably get longer at some point and some kins may turn into major ones. only time will tell and what not.

[threadlockedtangent]

hi! i'm claus! i'm in my 20s, i'm white, and please use he/him for me, thank you!

this is an ic-run blog for a kidswap dave lalonde (roseways), affiliated with my roxy strider at tricktietrubbleshoot, dirk lalonde at tirelessgopher and 'hal' lalonde at autoraveller-exe. she is 24 and living with her Brother, a disgraced former skaianet scientist who works tirelessly with dirk as hacktivists exposing sburb before it hits the shelves. dave stages videos for this 'group'. besides dirk's creation, the autoraveller, dave has largely raised herself and her family by poring over both internet and print information on just about anything he can think of. he also likes running ARGs and horror series with self-composed music. sick!

i follow from @reddeliciousauce as a main blog!

as with reddeliciousauce, this dave is a DID system. a post about this and the alters is pending!

this blog will have themes of sleep deprivation, emotional neglect and abuse, codependency, csa, unreality, secrecy, misinformation, horror of all kinds, the curse of too much information, impending apocalypse, the family unit, and the horror of a house. plus some other stuff too, probably. take care of yourselves!

NOTE! i'm not involved in any larger RPC in any way. just interacting with my friends for fun now, this site's truly a shitshow. rules under cut!

so rules!:

i’m cool with crossover rps, but they have to be with fandoms i’m familiar with. i’ll let you know if i don’t know the franchise - or, in cases of extreme anxiety, i will softblock - nothing personal or malicious! i’m sorry if that happens!

if you like and/or post about anything related to PEDOPHILIA, INCEST, SELFCEST (IM IFFY ON THIS ONE!!!), DUBCON/NONCON, i’ll block you, no questions asked. i understand muses being sa victims and muns coping with sa, but a lot of the time it gets glorified and i’m not for that graphic shit.

i’m naturally wary of these fandoms/media: camp camp, steven universe, rick and morty, doctor who, fate, and osomatsu-san. but fandoms i absolutely WON’T TOLERATE include: hazbin hotel, killing stalking, attack on titan, hetalia, mister pickles, south park, k-pop, and any other depiction of real people.

[wholeheartedwonders]

could i get a coin flip if i’m karkat lalonde (roxy ways) or karkat lalonde (rose ways) ? - 🦀🐈 anon

sure. heads for roxyways, tails for roseways.

i got: roxyways

hope this helps.

[gmanwhore]

All of the swaps i can see you being (I spent an ungodly amount of time compiling this so i'll send you the kids first and the trolls in another ask)

Rose Harley (Jadeways)

Rose Egbert (Juneways)

June Lalonde (Roxyways)

Dave Harley (Jadeways)

Dave Lalonde (Roxyways)

Jane Lalonde (Roseways)

Jane English (Jakeways)

Roxy Strider (Dirkways)

Jake Lalonde (Roxyways)

OOOOOOOOO

They call me the Strilonde the way I

[paradoxkinspace]

arghhh sorry to drop another rq on y’all but i’m here to drop a canon call. jade stri (daveways) here to drop the lot of the info i gots.

other kids were namely john lalonde (roseways), rose eg, and dave har. ofc i wanna see all of y’all again but…i miss rose the most since we were hella close. anyway, therefore that would make the alpha kids jake stri (dirkways), jane lalonde (roxyways), roxy crocker, and dirk eng. some trolls i remember are terezi zahhak, kanaya peixes, and aradia makara (though i don’t really remember anything about aradia, so i can’t really confirm that swap, but it feels very familiar. but the others im sure of!). i do have a few ideas who some others might be on my blog, but rn i’m looking for those i mentioned for the most part since i remember them somewhat clear. but ofc literally anyone would be nice!

if any of this feels familiar or you wanna know more, feel free to hmu or check out what i have listed on my blog (@stupidkinbs). i have a sprite uploaded and stuff so… B)

no worries jade! goo luck with your search! @stupidkinbs

💫

[stuff4stucks]

dirk lalonde (roxyways) canoncall!

hihi! im a dirk lalonde and im looking for a LOT of people! im an introject (a mixtive specifically, lots of sources goin on) and we already have our roxy strider dirkways, shes a part of our system!

if any of the below seems familiar please contact us at @arachnids-kin OR via our discord which is synoviid#8888

the body is 16 so we'd prefer people in the upper age ranges if thats alright! as a system we would also prefer if mainly other fictives reached out, i hope this isnt an issue! (if youre a singlet kinnie and you remember a lot of this dont be discouraged from reaching out though!)

heres the list of people from our timeline, classpects included!

beta kids:

jade egbert - witch of breath rose strider (daveways) - seer of time dave lalonde (roseways) - knight of light john harley - heir of space

alpha kids:

jake crocker - page of life roxy strider (dirkways) (found! :3) - rogue of heart dirk lalonde (roxyways) (me :3) - prince of void jane english - maid of hope

trolls:

kanaya vantas - sylph of blood equius megido - heir of time gamzee nitram - bard of breath nepeta captor - rogue of doom sollux leijon - mage of heart  karkat maryam - knight of space eridan pyrope - prince of mind feferi serket - witch of light aradia zahhak - maid of void tavros makara - page of rage terezi ampora - seer of hope vriska peixes - thief of life

once again if this seems familiar please dont hesitate to contact us using the information above! we would love to hear from you!

[hskinspace]

Can i get a kin match? Im a nb thats pretty cool and chill with (in my opinion haha) a good sense of fashion. I have pretty niche interests and i could talk about them for hours. I love reading, art, and obscure music. I tend to be kind of loud and restless but im also very friendly and funny (though i do struggle with mental illness)

I’m gonna match you with Roxy Lalonde (Roseways) and Aradia Makara!

[abbastuck]

ROSY LALONDE & ROXE LALONDE

Rosy Lalonde, Rogue of Light, 13, They/She, Racketkind, tiptopTryhard

The golden child. She does it all, pageantry and sports and science and horse riding and anything they have to just to get their mother’s attention. A prodigy and the head of her class, because she’s convinced she *has* to be. Her mother would never hold them to these standards, but they holds themself to them anyways. She tends to crumble under her own pressure and turns to alcohol out of spite- a revenge against what keeps her mom away from them.

Roxe Lalonde, Seer of Void, 16, She/It, 2xDaggerkind, terribleGaze

A mysterious lady who claims to be from the future, Roxe loves to play into the fortune teller role. Truthfully, she is an amateur historian of the ruined world, and other planets that have found themselves destroyed. It enjoys to learn about xenobiology as well, intrigued by the prospect of combining genetic traits of different species. Carapacians have been more than willing to help in its laboratory endeavors, even if the results come out a little… disturbing.

[jayesprite]

could i get a jake harley sprite? please & thank woo!

my hair was about the same as jake english’s but was a similar length to this request and still curled at the end. (https://www.tumblr.com/hskinsprites/731545184227213312/nb-jade-bwease)

i had the harley buckteeth and smile, beauty marks, square glasses, eyes similar to jade’s minus the eyelashes and my symbol was of a dna strand in jade’s blue.

i wore a knitted blue scarf with fringe/tassels at the end, a frilled button up shirt with my symbol in the corner, dark grey striped pajama pants and jade’s canon shoe design.

i’d also like a version with me and roxy (roseways) holding hands with the half pale-half flush symbol above us (you can design roxy however you want, my memories of purr are rather hazy, all i remember is she was androgynous, purr symbol was of purple comedy and tragedy masks and had a black cat hoodie) and if not, thats fine! ’:]

symbols & hoodie by deepseaspriteblog !

[skaiakin]

yo! can i request a panel edit of 6057 with dave lalonde (roseways) and eridan maryam instead? im the save dave lalonde from an art req a bit ago-- had dave stri's hair but a smidge longee w/ roxy's curl, freckles, shades, and a sun pendant. i have no clue what eridan looked like, so full reign there! same w the outfits. tysm if yall choose to do this

(also, is it cool if i sign off with 💿?)

po2ted for you, ii hope ii diid mod d'2 iinterpretatiion ju2tiice iin the ediit. you can al2o be noted a2 💿 anon from now on, thank2 for a2kiing. enjoy.

(posted for you, i hope i did mod d's interpretation justice in the edit. you can also be noted as 💿 anon from now on, thanks for asking. enjoy.)

[hskinhome]

largeee pendulum rq coming @ you! feel free to ignore if this is too much.

1) do i have a dave strider tl or am i confusing it with my davesprite tl?

2) do i kin terezi pyrope or do i connect to her in a different way?

3) do i kin dirk strider? if not, do i kin any more dirks?

4) do i kin any version sollux (whether it be captor or otherwise)?

5) (if you can answer this) what lalonde-swapped (roseways) character do i kin?

6) do i kin roxy lalonde?

7) do i kin nepeta leijon?

8) do i kin dave egbert?

9) do i kin humanstuck eridan ampora?

10) do i have a noncanon troll kin?

so sorry for the laundry list of questions! tysm in advance if you do them. :>

Signless said:

You don't have a Dave Strider timeline and you are confusing it with Davesprite

A VERY strong yes to kinning Terezi

You don't kin Dirk Strider but you do kin other Dirks

Another VERY strong yes to kinning a Sollux

(Unable to answer this one, please narrow it down!)

A strong no to kinning Roxy Lalonde

You don't kin Nepeta Leijon

You don't kin Dave Egbert

A VERY strong yes to kinning Humanstuck Eridan Ampora

You don't have a noncanon troll kin

-Mod Nepeta

[stupidkinbs]

it’s been a while. i have very roughly done sprite edits (and some general notes)

jade strider (daveways)

if you’ve been here a while, there’s no need for me to make much of any notes atp. the only thing i can mention is that i used a dave sprite because my mannerisms were a lot more similar to canon dave and it felt a lot more fitting.

i didn’t draw my symbol since i lowkey don’t fully remember. i feel like it was a cassette tape though.

john harley (plus dave lalonde [roseways] from what i remember)

we started the session when we were older. maybe about 15? so that’s why we may look a little older.

it’s hard to tell, but i’m wearing shorts! i wore these a lot since the island was a bit warm but i could never really let go of sweaters (especially one dave made me) so i tended to wear them and just rolled my sleeves up. i also liked bracelets and jewelry! and had my ears pierced. i also got a lip piercing done by roxy strider (dirkways) but i think that was a lot further in the future (maybe even earth c?)

i remember dave a bit more post grimdark, at least in terms of appearance. he got a lot of scars on his arms afterwords. his hair was also practically white afterwards, but since there’s a lack of color, i can’t really show that lol

actually now that i think about it, it would be a smart idea for me to explain how i looked in these cause of me not coloring them. i had black hair (that was very poorly cut. i cut it myself most of the time. my dad could of helped but i was determined to get it done myself), green eyes, and light tan skin. i also had a bunch of freckles. my symbol was a plant

dave, on the other hand, had dark blond hair (pretty much white post-grimdark), purple eyes, and mid tan skin. his symbol might have been a pair of needles? maybe? :P

meulin makara (kurlozways)

appearance explanation! curly, poofy black hair, grey skin obvi but it was a bit darker than “standard” (for lack of better term), and pre-death my eyes had started to turn purple. post that, my entire eyes were just full white. cause yk. dead.

i had a scar on the back of my right hand. it was covered by my glove, but it was in between my thumb and pointer finger. there was also this big one on my stomach but idk what it was from.

not pictured due to the lack of color, but i did have face paint. it was similar to a cat. kind of like a tiger? the canon drawing in my pinned is the best example of it.

i might have gotten a tattoo from porrim? it’s not clear but i have a faint memory of getting a tattoo at some point, and she knew about that kind of stuff, so it makes sense to me. ^.3.^

OH and i had a nose piercing. that’s what that dot by my nose is for lol.

dirk lalonde (roxyways)

this is a really new one so i can’t say much. i mostly just remember myself.

appearance: light blond hair and pink eyes. i can’t really figure out what’s up with skin tone stuff. again, this is pretty new. i have no fucking idea what symbol i had.

i did programming stuff. i tinkered with robotics a bit, but it wasn’t my main deal. it was more so roxy’s.

i made this tl’s version of AR who…i’m pretty sure loathed me a bit. i attempted to make him a body at some point, but that was a bust. i considered contacting rox about it but didn’t want to bother her.

in terms of the outfit i have here? i had this off the shoulder sweater that i really really liked. i used to not wear a tank under. of course, i accidentally shrunk it in the wash, so then i did to cover my stomach. also i’m not sure when and where i got that eyebrow piercing. it’s just there until i get an idea.

(if anyone happens to see this post btw please don’t take the sprites w/out permission. ik that won’t stop anyone but it is very much appreciated if you don’t 🥲👍)