#roxy lalonde roseways

[abbastuck]

My, my, how can I resist ya?

Welcome to ABBAstuck!

ABBAstuck is your standard Alpha & Beta kid swap, with my own twists to it! The Beta trolls are replaced with the Alpha trolls, and the cherubs are replaced with two others- their parents. By no means is this a 1-to-1 universe. There are several key changes and things go very differently in my mind.

This is mostly a pretty darn angsty universe, with several depictions of mental illness, abuse, neglect, and substance abuse. There MAY be ships, but they are not my priority.

As a disclaimer, I will add that the DID portrayed in this AU is written by someone with OSDD. It may be a fictional portrayal, but it is based off my own experiences with a dissociative disorder. I do NOT have MADD and may write it inaccurately. Do not use medias as your only source of mental illness information .

Character list below the cut.

Jane Egbert

John Crocker

Rosy Lalonde (Roxy)

Roxe Lalonde (Rose)

Dark Strider & Sys (Dirk)

Dive Strider (Dave)

Jake Harley

Jade English

Damara Megido

Rufioh Nitram

Mituna Captor

Kankri Vantas

Meulin Leijon

Porrim Maryam

Latula Pyrope

Aranea Serket

Horuss Zahhak

Kurloz Makara

Cronus Ampora

Meenah Peixes

Calamity

Calignus

[jayesprite]

Mayhaps a Roxy Lalonde (Rose Ways)? :33c

symbol & flower by deepseaspriteblog !

[skaiakin]

art request for a dave lalonde roseways who was wasian with tan skin, freckles, bleached hair with grown out roots and a curl on one side similar to roxys, shades, a white tee with a jellyfish symbol and a light aspect necklace for anon two for size

. mod d

[hskinhome]

could i request some pendulums for my roseways jake lalonde timeline ??

- who wasnt swapped ??

- were any of the following swaps in my tl :

janeways dave crocker , dirkways jade strider , roxyways jane lalonde , jakeways rose english ??

- did i play sburb in my tl ??

- was my guardian a canonstyle unswapped roxy mom lalonde ??

and a loose pendulum unrelated to the rose!jake timeline ..

- was there any timeline in which i had a lil hal equivalent ?? not necessarily that i was dirkways , but that i created an autoresponder type splinter of myself

thank you very much as always !! i appreciate you guys and all the work you do so much :):)

Hey, so answering “who wasn’t swapped” with a pendulum is kinda difficult, so if you don’t mind sending in an ask that narrows it down, that’d be great! I can answer all the rest, however.

A strong no to Dave Crocker, a slight yes to Jade Strider (Dirk-ways), a no to Jane Lalonde (Roxy-ways), and and a no to Rose English

You didn’t play SBURB

Your guardian was not a canon non-swapped Roxy Mom Lalonde

You did have a timeline with a Lil Hal equivalent

Take these with a grain of salt! If it seems wrong, remember you know yourself best.

-Mod Nepeta

P.S. We might limit how many pendulum questions can be requested per ask, there’s some discussion among us (haha, amogus) mods about it but we haven’t come to a full consensus about it.

[stupidkinbs]

i now realize that making a kin carrd was pointless bc when you’re trying to make it look all fancy while figuring out tls it is very easy to run out of space without the membership.

so. plan b! tumblr post

no one asked but if anyone is actually curious, i kin 21 different characters

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MAJOR KINS: lots of memories and/or strong relation

🕶️🎸 jade strider - she/he - witch of time, prospit - swapped with dave - 3 canonmates found

🌷🌱 john harley - he/any - heir of space, prospit - swapped with jade - 1 canonmate found

💀🪻 meulin makara - any - prince of heart, derse - swapped with kurloz

💘🌀 dirk lalonde - he/they - prince of void, derse - swapped with roxy

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MINOR KINS: little to no memories and/or small relation

homestuck:

♥️🪦 aradia megido - any - no sgrub au - canon divergent

🔷👻 john egbert - any - humanstuck/no sburb au

🧷📌 kanaya megido - she/it - idk if we played sgrub - swapped w/ aradia

🪽🧡 davesprite - he/any - canon divergent

🐾🍃 jade harley - she/any - witch of space, prospit - canon divergent

💬🍀 john english - he/him - heir of hope? still working this out

🕸️🟦 karkat serket - he/they - also working this out, swapped with vriska

⚖️ 🍬 terezi pyrope - she/they - yeah definitely but im. pretty mem-less. no sgrub?

🌊☔️ im on a DNI now - he/they - humanstuck/no sburb au

❄️🍃 bec harley (guidestuck) - he/any

💗🍷 mom lalonde - she/her? i think?

💾🦷 sollux maryam - he/him - swapped with kanaya

non-homestuck:

🐙💕 agent 8 - any - canon divergent-ish

🗡️❓ kris dreemur - they/he

🌊⚓️ “veri” - he/any

⭐️🏹 claude - he/him - canon divergent

🩰⚪️ pearl - she/her

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QUESTIONING: maybe i kin them, maybe i don’t. i still need to figure that out. this is more so a personal list so i can keep track since i am. very forgetful.

💜♟️ roseways lalonde swap - I KNOW ITS OUT THERE

👒🐈 this one is awful to explain

still in persona hell

naoto

yu

marie

ryuji

akiren

roulxs kaard — sure why not

we do this every MONTH. (karkat vantas)

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this list will probably get longer at some point and some kins may turn into major ones. only time will tell and what not.

[wholeheartedwonders]

could i get a coin flip if i’m karkat lalonde (roxy ways) or karkat lalonde (rose ways) ? - 🦀🐈 anon

sure. heads for roxyways, tails for roseways.

i got: roxyways

hope this helps.

[gmanwhore]

All of the swaps i can see you being (I spent an ungodly amount of time compiling this so i'll send you the kids first and the trolls in another ask)

Rose Harley (Jadeways)

Rose Egbert (Juneways)

June Lalonde (Roxyways)

Dave Harley (Jadeways)

Dave Lalonde (Roxyways)

Jane Lalonde (Roseways)

Jane English (Jakeways)

Roxy Strider (Dirkways)

Jake Lalonde (Roxyways)

OOOOOOOOO

They call me the Strilonde the way I

[paradoxkinspace]

arghhh sorry to drop another rq on y’all but i’m here to drop a canon call. jade stri (daveways) here to drop the lot of the info i gots.

other kids were namely john lalonde (roseways), rose eg, and dave har. ofc i wanna see all of y’all again but…i miss rose the most since we were hella close. anyway, therefore that would make the alpha kids jake stri (dirkways), jane lalonde (roxyways), roxy crocker, and dirk eng. some trolls i remember are terezi zahhak, kanaya peixes, and aradia makara (though i don’t really remember anything about aradia, so i can’t really confirm that swap, but it feels very familiar. but the others im sure of!). i do have a few ideas who some others might be on my blog, but rn i’m looking for those i mentioned for the most part since i remember them somewhat clear. but ofc literally anyone would be nice!

if any of this feels familiar or you wanna know more, feel free to hmu or check out what i have listed on my blog (@stupidkinbs). i have a sprite uploaded and stuff so… B)

no worries jade! goo luck with your search! @stupidkinbs

💫

[stuff4stucks]

dirk lalonde (roxyways) canoncall!

hihi! im a dirk lalonde and im looking for a LOT of people! im an introject (a mixtive specifically, lots of sources goin on) and we already have our roxy strider dirkways, shes a part of our system!

if any of the below seems familiar please contact us at @arachnids-kin OR via our discord which is synoviid#8888

the body is 16 so we'd prefer people in the upper age ranges if thats alright! as a system we would also prefer if mainly other fictives reached out, i hope this isnt an issue! (if youre a singlet kinnie and you remember a lot of this dont be discouraged from reaching out though!)

heres the list of people from our timeline, classpects included!

beta kids:

jade egbert - witch of breath rose strider (daveways) - seer of time dave lalonde (roseways) - knight of light john harley - heir of space

alpha kids:

jake crocker - page of life roxy strider (dirkways) (found! :3) - rogue of heart dirk lalonde (roxyways) (me :3) - prince of void jane english - maid of hope

trolls:

kanaya vantas - sylph of blood equius megido - heir of time gamzee nitram - bard of breath nepeta captor - rogue of doom sollux leijon - mage of heart  karkat maryam - knight of space eridan pyrope - prince of mind feferi serket - witch of light aradia zahhak - maid of void tavros makara - page of rage terezi ampora - seer of hope vriska peixes - thief of life

once again if this seems familiar please dont hesitate to contact us using the information above! we would love to hear from you!

[everythinghskin-blog]

Can I have a canon call, please? Hello I am a Roxy Strider who just wants her alpha/beta family back! So, if you’re a Jade Lalonde and remember a Rose Strider/Roxy Strider, Dave Egbert/Dirk Crocker, John Harley/Jane English and Jake Lalonde. Hit me up at @ask--roxystrider​ bc I know all the other kids and we all miss you dearly!!! -rs ((Sorry if this was bad and/or didn't make sense I've never done one of these before!))

@ask–roxystrider

good luck, rox! ya did great

-mod d

[hskinspace]

Can i get a kin match? Im a nb thats pretty cool and chill with (in my opinion haha) a good sense of fashion. I have pretty niche interests and i could talk about them for hours. I love reading, art, and obscure music. I tend to be kind of loud and restless but im also very friendly and funny (though i do struggle with mental illness)

I’m gonna match you with Roxy Lalonde (Roseways) and Aradia Makara!

[abbastuck]

ROSY LALONDE & ROXE LALONDE

Rosy Lalonde, Rogue of Light, 13, They/She, Racketkind, tiptopTryhard

The golden child. She does it all, pageantry and sports and science and horse riding and anything they have to just to get their mother’s attention. A prodigy and the head of her class, because she’s convinced she *has* to be. Her mother would never hold them to these standards, but they holds themself to them anyways. She tends to crumble under her own pressure and turns to alcohol out of spite- a revenge against what keeps her mom away from them.

Roxe Lalonde, Seer of Void, 16, She/It, 2xDaggerkind, terribleGaze

A mysterious lady who claims to be from the future, Roxe loves to play into the fortune teller role. Truthfully, she is an amateur historian of the ruined world, and other planets that have found themselves destroyed. It enjoys to learn about xenobiology as well, intrigued by the prospect of combining genetic traits of different species. Carapacians have been more than willing to help in its laboratory endeavors, even if the results come out a little… disturbing.

[jayesprite]

could i get a jake harley sprite? please & thank woo!

my hair was about the same as jake english’s but was a similar length to this request and still curled at the end. (https://www.tumblr.com/hskinsprites/731545184227213312/nb-jade-bwease)

i had the harley buckteeth and smile, beauty marks, square glasses, eyes similar to jade’s minus the eyelashes and my symbol was of a dna strand in jade’s blue.

i wore a knitted blue scarf with fringe/tassels at the end, a frilled button up shirt with my symbol in the corner, dark grey striped pajama pants and jade’s canon shoe design.

i’d also like a version with me and roxy (roseways) holding hands with the half pale-half flush symbol above us (you can design roxy however you want, my memories of purr are rather hazy, all i remember is she was androgynous, purr symbol was of purple comedy and tragedy masks and had a black cat hoodie) and if not, thats fine! ’:]

symbols & hoodie by deepseaspriteblog !

[skaiakin]

yo! can i request a panel edit of 6057 with dave lalonde (roseways) and eridan maryam instead? im the save dave lalonde from an art req a bit ago-- had dave stri's hair but a smidge longee w/ roxy's curl, freckles, shades, and a sun pendant. i have no clue what eridan looked like, so full reign there! same w the outfits. tysm if yall choose to do this

(also, is it cool if i sign off with 💿?)

po2ted for you, ii hope ii diid mod d'2 iinterpretatiion ju2tiice iin the ediit. you can al2o be noted a2 💿 anon from now on, thank2 for a2kiing. enjoy.

(posted for you, i hope i did mod d's interpretation justice in the edit. you can also be noted as 💿 anon from now on, thanks for asking. enjoy.)

[hskinhome]

figured out the swaps of my roseways jake lalonde timeline !! as follows : john egbert / daveways roxy / dirk harley / roseways jake (me) and jane crocker / roxyways rose / dave english / dirkways jade

that all said , could i request some divination for how the other beta kids and i came to know the alpha kids if we didnt play sburb ?? i would say tarot , but im not sure what would be most appropriate for the question

thank you :):)

Hi! You didn't specify what deck, so I went with the Embroidered Oracle deck and a reading focused around people. I hope it helps, and it's below the cut!

If you'd like to see the artwork or booklet pages for any of the cards, please dm me at @dndbug!

I did one card for each alpha kid, plus some pendulums to answer some hunches I had. If they don't all resonate with you, pick out what does and ignore the rest.

Pendulums - They were the same age or close to it when you met. You met Jane first, and the rest from her. The situation that made you angry was something your calm could affect.

Card 1 - Jane - Sacred Rage - Someone older than you saw your anger at something justified and introduced you as a solution. Jane did manage to help, though she became just as angry if not more so.

Card 2 - Rose - Truth Seeker - Rose helped you realize that you have agency in that situation. Jane likely introduced you because they knew Rose wouldn't sugarcoat how they saw the situation.

Card 3 - Dave - Create - Dave helped you create a way to grow from the situation. You were calmer, and you were able to get away through refusing to respond.

Card 4 - Jade - Jade was the last to join your life, and helped you find a new path and a new plan.

Thank you for visiting our inbox, Jake. I hope this helped you.

[stupidkinbs]

it’s been a while. i have very roughly done sprite edits (and some general notes)

jade strider (daveways)

if you’ve been here a while, there’s no need for me to make much of any notes atp. the only thing i can mention is that i used a dave sprite because my mannerisms were a lot more similar to canon dave and it felt a lot more fitting.

i didn’t draw my symbol since i lowkey don’t fully remember. i feel like it was a cassette tape though.

john harley (plus dave lalonde [roseways] from what i remember)

we started the session when we were older. maybe about 15? so that’s why we may look a little older.

it’s hard to tell, but i’m wearing shorts! i wore these a lot since the island was a bit warm but i could never really let go of sweaters (especially one dave made me) so i tended to wear them and just rolled my sleeves up. i also liked bracelets and jewelry! and had my ears pierced. i also got a lip piercing done by roxy strider (dirkways) but i think that was a lot further in the future (maybe even earth c?)

i remember dave a bit more post grimdark, at least in terms of appearance. he got a lot of scars on his arms afterwords. his hair was also practically white afterwards, but since there’s a lack of color, i can’t really show that lol

actually now that i think about it, it would be a smart idea for me to explain how i looked in these cause of me not coloring them. i had black hair (that was very poorly cut. i cut it myself most of the time. my dad could of helped but i was determined to get it done myself), green eyes, and light tan skin. i also had a bunch of freckles. my symbol was a plant

dave, on the other hand, had dark blond hair (pretty much white post-grimdark), purple eyes, and mid tan skin. his symbol might have been a pair of needles? maybe? :P

meulin makara (kurlozways)

appearance explanation! curly, poofy black hair, grey skin obvi but it was a bit darker than “standard” (for lack of better term), and pre-death my eyes had started to turn purple. post that, my entire eyes were just full white. cause yk. dead.

i had a scar on the back of my right hand. it was covered by my glove, but it was in between my thumb and pointer finger. there was also this big one on my stomach but idk what it was from.

not pictured due to the lack of color, but i did have face paint. it was similar to a cat. kind of like a tiger? the canon drawing in my pinned is the best example of it.

i might have gotten a tattoo from porrim? it’s not clear but i have a faint memory of getting a tattoo at some point, and she knew about that kind of stuff, so it makes sense to me. ^.3.^

OH and i had a nose piercing. that’s what that dot by my nose is for lol.

dirk lalonde (roxyways)

this is a really new one so i can’t say much. i mostly just remember myself.

appearance: light blond hair and pink eyes. i can’t really figure out what’s up with skin tone stuff. again, this is pretty new. i have no fucking idea what symbol i had.

i did programming stuff. i tinkered with robotics a bit, but it wasn’t my main deal. it was more so roxy’s.

i made this tl’s version of AR who…i’m pretty sure loathed me a bit. i attempted to make him a body at some point, but that was a bust. i considered contacting rox about it but didn’t want to bother her.

in terms of the outfit i have here? i had this off the shoulder sweater that i really really liked. i used to not wear a tank under. of course, i accidentally shrunk it in the wash, so then i did to cover my stomach. also i’m not sure when and where i got that eyebrow piercing. it’s just there until i get an idea.

(if anyone happens to see this post btw please don’t take the sprites w/out permission. ik that won’t stop anyone but it is very much appreciated if you don’t 🥲👍)