#roswell conspiracies

[monstersmashorpass]

SMASH OR PASS: Valra from Roswell Conspiracies: Aliens, Myths and Legends

Note from submitter: Despite her serpentine appearance, Valra is actually a vampire (in this show vampires are a snake-like alien race)

[neopuff]

Hi, roswell conspiracy person again. You don't have to answer this one if you don't want, obviously, but in this era of reboots and such, would you want it to come back? And if it did what would you want to keep and what would you want to improve of the show?

well it's interesting that you ask that, 'cause a Roswell Conspiracies reboot was announced in 2019

https://www.animationmagazine.net/2019/11/41-ent-announces-ya-sci-fi-original-roswell-conspiracies

it's been so long without anymore news that I assume it's cancelled or on hiatus or whatever, but it looked like it wasn't really related to the first series. Takes place in the same universe, but doesn't use the same characters (edit: i found another article that says it was supposed to come out in 2021 lol that sure didn't happen)

a proper reboot I think could do pretty well, turn up the violence and the action and you've got a fun scifi/action animated series. improvements....well, some of the writing is very 90s in a good way but some of it is very 90s in a bad way, it'd need some general character updates (especially for the native american guy lol)

i like the stories in Roswell Conspiracies but if it was made into an adult animated series then itd probably have 8-10 episode seasons so they'd cut a lot of the fun monsters, hopefully not the vampires 'cause those bitches are crazy and i love them

[aliciasinferno]

If you enjoy Ben 10, you might also enjoy Roswell Conspiracies: Aliens, Myths and Legends

[maerynaire]

Here are some frames from Roswell Conspiracies that I think you'll all find exploitable.

[charbroillaflamme]

So I picked up watching a new show and it,, it's a thing!

[popculturegenealogy]

The draw of family and the quest for knowledge

The Simpsons family tree as shown in 1991, in the show's first season, as noted by the editor of Tedium, Ernie Smith in 2015.

There are many shows which focus on families, especially when it comes to animation. Some characters have "non-traditional" families like Philip J. Fry, Steven Universe, and Hilda in the series of the same name. At the same time, a number of animated shows have characters reflect on their families. In The Owl House, Luz fears her mother judging her for being "inadequate" for living in a magical realm rather than "going to camp," while Aja and Krel try to bring their mom and dad back from the edge of death in the series, 3Below: Tales of Arcadia. Similarly, Iris in LoliRock misses her family in Ophedia, while there are family tensions in Mysticons, especially between Arkayna Goodfey and her brother Gawayne,  broken families of Reggie Abbott in Twelve Forever and Judy Reilly in Human Kind Of. At the same time, there are startling family discoveries in many animated series, like Roswell Conspiracies: Aliens, Myths and Legends, Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts, Sherwood, Adventure Time, OK K.O.: Let's Be Heroes!, Final Space, and Mr. Robot. I may write about some of these shows in the future in a post about shows with family historyish themes. Additionally, Cleopatra "Cleo" in Cleopatra in Space and "Jack" in Samurai Jack miss their families as they have both been flung far into the future. Other characters openly explore their past and want to find their roots, their ancestry, like Carmen in the series Carmen Sandiego, and Sprig and Polly in Amphibia. This article focuses on two other examples: Adora, the protagonist of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, and Lisa Simpson, the protagonist in The Simpsons.

Reprinted from my Genealogy in Popular Culture WordPress blog. Originally published on August 12, 2020.

Let's start with Adora. After Shadow Weaver, who was her surrogate mother and disciplinarian when growing up in the Fright Zone, informs her, in the Season 3 episode "The Price of Power," that she is not from Etheria, she freaks out, while her friends don't believe it. Flying to the Crystal Castle, she demands answers from her pseudo-teacher, Light Hope. She shocks Adora, when she reports that Adora was taken out of a portal and onto Etheria by the leader of the villainous Horde, Hordak, and is one of the planet's first settlers, called The First Ones. She then wonders if Etheria is even her home and worries about the birth family she was taken from. Light Hope cares little about this and ignores it, acting like it isn't a big deal, even though it is! Adora proceeds to have a bit of an identity crisis as a result. Unfortunately, this subject is dropped and is not a focus of the show until later in the show. Adora learns, in the final episode of season 4, "Destiny Part 2," the real history: that Light Hope brought her to Etheria, finding her across the cosmos, bringing her to the planet. This still raises the question: who are Adora's birth parents? That is not answered by the end of the show, with the last season bringing the story to an end and bringing her relationship with Catra to a dramatic conclusion. However, perhaps she will meet her parents when journeying across the galaxy (or universe) with Catra, Bow, Glimmer, and possibly Entrapta, as they plan space adventures in the show's last episode. In the same show, there is another non-traditional family, the one of Scorpia. She has two moms, who are featured in the episode "Princess Scorpia." While they, sadly, do not appear in any other episodes, they clearly mean a lot to Scorpia, as does her grandfather.

Next is Lisa Simpson. The episode "The Color Yellow" begins delving into the family history of herself and her immediate family. She gets a school assignment to research her family tree, with Lisa finding out that most of her ancestors awful and not "heroic," with her grandpa, Grandpa Abe Simpson, not giving any further hints. Searching through the attic, she finds "The Diary of Eliza Simpson" and is shocked to learn the Simpson family descended from those that owned slaves, the story that Eliza helped the slave of Colonel Burns, Virgil, escape to freedom. Unfortunately, their dog destroys the book accidentally, at the urging of Lisa's mom, Marge, so they go to the library, with her and her mom learning that Eliza and Virgil got home, with Eliza's father saying that he would help Virgil go to freedom. After presenting this to her school, Milhouse says that a diary from one of ancestors shows that Eliza was cowardly. Lisa is outraged by this and rejects what he says, travels to the library and finds an oral history interview with Eliza saying she had one regret, that she held her tongue when she witnessed a  "great injustice." Forlorn by this, she gives up, with Grandpa telling her the whole story, that Colonel Burns surrenders, with Mabel, the mother of Eliza, bringing Virgil to freedom, and they cross the Canadian border. Later, Mabel marries Virgil, and divorces Hiram, naming their child Abraham, who is the great-grandfather of Abe Simpson, meaning that their part of the Simpson family descends from Virgil, not Hiram. Overjoyed by this, Lisa declares that they are 1/64 black, with Abe saying he kept the secret because those in his generation are racist, and Marge does not know why it is big deal because no one cared that her father was French. Homer absurdly declares that this the reason he likes drinking a lot, with Marge reminding she has French ancestry, not him, but he ignores this.

The Simpsons is a more interesting case than She-Ra. The family, is many ways, very traditional, with some talk about the Irish roots they have in other episodes, as shown on Frinkiac. Miss Cellania over at Mental Floss cited the show, while talking about family trees in other shows like Bewitched, Donald Duck, Lord of the Rings, and a number of other awful shows/franchises which I'm not even going to mention or ever write about this blog, ever, along with a couple I don't know.

That's all for this week. I have some other posts about the family tree in Outlander, in the comic book world, and some other topics. As always, comments are welcome!

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[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

There was this cartoon in the 90s called Roswell Conspiracies

in which the explanation for each myth and legendary creature were

Werewolves? 

Slightly canine looking extraterrestrials with advanced camouflage technology, that occasionally malfunctions:

Vampires? 

Shitty snakes from space capable of enthralling and brainwashing people

And so on.

They also had an explanation for zombies - the Vodun, slug-like creatures who inhabit dead corpses, which they cybernetically upgrade, so that they last longer. 

One of their top honchos inhabits a dead jaguar:

They did possess technology, that allowed them to inhabit living bodies, but it usually left both parties, parasite and host permanently brain-dead.

Hermit crab, but it’s a soul that moves to bigger and bigger discarded bodies as it grows

[rizegreymon22arts]

Commission for Prehistoricjack, a mix between  Lycanthrope from Roswell Conspiracies, Lupine Wavelength Haemovariform from Tardisode and Loboan from Ben 10.

If you want commission me something, go to my Ko-fi page: ko-fi.com/rzgmon200

Also support me on patreon, www.patreon.com/RZGMON200

[morgoonie]

Monstertober Day 1 - Marking the Territory

Getting ahead of the October monster prompt that @ozzgin made and, as with every story I've written so far, its with a roswell conspiracies vampire (I have a problem I know)

Featuring Davos, he's in like one episode for a short time (but I love him anyway)

M!Vampire/Naga x F! Reader

"D-Davos slow down it's t-to much." You whined as your nails dug deeper into your boyfriends chest in a fruitless effort to push him off of you. You poor pussy was drenched and overstimulated from the hours he's spent stretching you out with his fingers and tongue for his first dick, your body desperately needed a break.

However your giant serpentine boyfriend was to far gone as he continued to grind his hips against yours, hoping that your body would miraculous accept his far to swollen knot, to hear your soft pleas. As he continued to pump his still hard cock into you each twitch and roll of his hips nudged you closer and closer to another orgasm.

Crying out his name as you clung to him Davos pressed himself more against your warm sweat covered body, his inflated knot throbbing against your wet hole as he filled you with more of his cum. You could only weakly moan in a mix of pleasure and pain as his sharp claws dug into your plush hips leaving bright red marks that you know will be replaced with bruises in the morning.

Panting against his neck an idea crossed your mind on how to properly get his attention and without hesitating you bite down onto him. While your teeth aren't able to actually harm your vampire but it's enough to make him go still.

A shiver courses through your body as a deep growl rumbled through Davos as he finally pulled out of you. His hand came up to press against your neck making you let go of his neck, but not before swiping your tongue over the light pink bitemark you left on him.

The triumph grin you had from finally getting him to pull out of you faltered when you saw the burning lust in his golden eyes. Before you could utter an apology Davos grabbed your plush thighs and pushed your knees up by your head, exposing more of your soaked pussy to him

"Hush now my sweetling~ you know what you invited when you bit me." His second cock twitched in excitement as he watched your hole quiver and clench around nothing as he let his words register in your mind, pearls of precum leaking from the tip coating the underside of his thick shaft down to his knot.

You always knew that Davos had a thing for leaving marks on you. It was his silent way of making sure others, both vampire and human, knew you were already claimed. Mentally cursing yourself all you could do is let out a resigned sigh and wiggle into a more comfortable position "Try not to go overboard at least? I want to be able to walk later."

Moving his hand to cup the back of your neck Davos pulled you closer so he could bury his face into your neck, giving you a soft "maybe" as he took deep slow breaths of your scent and nuzzled you affectionately. His larger body caged you completely under him as he pressed you further into the mattress tail shifting to coil around and under you as he lined up with your entrance again, hissing in satisfaction of feeling your combined juices slick up his tip.

The hiss quickly erupts into a possessive growl as Davos clamped his jaw around your throat, fangs piercing the soft skin enough to force your instincts to keep you still as he slowly pushed his second cock into you, burying himself to the knot in your sweet warm folds.

Wasting no time he begins slowly pulling out of you leaving only his tip inside. He gave you a momemt to mentally brace yourself before plunging back into your wet folds with a purr, your needy moans and the lewd wet squelching only spurring your boyfriend on as his continued to fuck you with a steadily increasing pace while his knot pressing more and more against your overly sensitive pussy begging to be let in.

Letting out a hiss that reverberats through your whole body the sensation forces you to relax more in his hold despite his fangs gripping your jugular. Releasing your throat with a pleased groan as he feels your body grow limp against him Davos' tongue softly flicks along your flushed skin tasting your heavy arousal.

Whining his pace faltered for a moment from your taste. Replacing his fangs with his lips Davos kissed and sucked along your neck leaving small marks of his love to have you show off later "F-fuck sweetling you're so perfect, my perfect little mate. Gonna be a good girl for me and take all of me this time, right? Gonna let me breed you and give you a nice big clutch~"

Moving your legs to wrap around his hips Davos uncoiled his tail and dragged you up with him as he stood, his large hands holding you up with ease as he bounced you on his cock, the one from earlier rubbing against your clit and coating both of your stomachs with your combined cum as he held you tightly against himself, his long tan and dark brown tail slapping against the mattress as he murmured soft praises against your neck. He was so close to fitting all of his length inside of you.

Sharp discomfort mixed with pleasure had you arching into his hold as his thick knot finally slipped inside of you. Luckily the discomfort didn't last long much to your surprise as it was quickly drowned out by the immensely strong orgasm that came from the pressure and throbbing of Davos' knot swelling against your g-spot. Your vision blurring as your came hard around him, tears rolling down your cheeks from how utterly filled you felt as pushed himself further into your soft body to keep his knot from slipping out before he could properly lock in you.

Moaning and panting against your heated skin Davos gently laid you back down onto the mattress, or as gentle as he could be while rutting against you in his lustful state. The room shook at the volume of his growl as he came deep inside of you.

Your eyes searched for his as you both came down from your euphoric highs but his gaze was drawn further down. Curiously you glanced down to see what had his focus and couldn't help but gasp at the sight of your slightly distended belly. Reaching down between you two your fingers lightly brushed the large bulge. Feeling him through your skin made your squeeze around him more drawing out a small whine from your massive boyfriend.

Grinning you pressed down on the bulge making you both moan loudly from the sensation. Giggling from the way he whimpered about you being mean you cupped his face and pulled him into a kiss, you hands combing through his gray hair as he purred and returned the sweet gesture; that is until he shoved his far to long tongue into your mouth and partially down your throat.

Gagging from the sudden intrusion you tug at his hair and pull away gasping for air while he laughs at the deep blush forming on your cheeks "Sorry sweetling, I saw an opportunity and took-" Gasping as you purposely clenched around him in retaliation he quickly dropped his head against your neck and nuzzled you with soft whines "O-okay okay, I'll behave."

For now perhaps, but you knew by the time his knot was deflated enough to come out you'll be covered in his marks.

[lov3rsr0ckk]

do you too sometimes think about all the undiscovered little stupid kids shows from the 90-00s and think about how. they could also be loved. and there is someone out there. who loves it so much more than i could ever imagine

[aliciasinferno]

This is most likely canon is shows like Ben 10 or Roswell Conspiracies

Alien Jesus

[bubblyernie]

Another set of "collector's edition" OC designs — this time, the theme is 1950s Cosmic Horror Cowboys!! >:3 I got Aaron, Bess, Otto and Bon, but with a whole set of new names (Hunter, Belle, Otto — the name is a pun already — and Spot) :3 Everyone has their own theme, stars, tentacles, sonar stuff and eyes! A little bit of classic cosmic horror mixed with alien conspiracy in New Mexico LOL

This is kind of a follow up to my previous line of alternative OC designs, made to be like when doll lines do limited edition themed collections! 

art tag // commission info

[cartoonfangirl1218]

I got to hand it to X-Files they really founded their own sub-genre of supernatural mystery shows in the late 90s/early 2000s. And yes I like them all

Okay, it's only three but it was a pretty popular genre for a time.

[pan-cakes-makes]

CRYPTID CAMPSITE + ALIEN BUNKER

Sick of seeing run-of-the-mill camping builds? Then this cryptid hiking trail & conspiracy theorist bunker is just the injection of weirdness you need!

There’s a loch ness monster lake, bigfoot trails, & UFO landing site. Our resident alien Roswell has even set up a prepper style bunker deep in the woods to hide out from all the earthlings while he hunts for evidence of cryptids. One day he’s going to blow the lid off all this & finally prove to his mothership that he isn’t totally delusional, just you wait.

So if you’re looking to add a heavy dose of quirky, convoluted storytelling into your Animal Crossing gameplay, this is the tinfoil lined weird speed build you’ve been searching for. 

- CUSTOM CODES USED - Dirt Path: MA-4147-2454-4020 Loch Ness Sign: MA-3745-7775-6285 Lake Monster Polaroids: MA-3745-7775-6285 Bigfoot Trail: MA-3745-7775-6285 Crop Circles: MA-0357-3870-5655 Glyph Blocks: MA-9738-0604-0491 Owl: MA-9421-2929-3714 UFO Newspaper: MA-7746-3776-0655 Alien Jacket: MO-XXTS-45MF-GD9T Alien Hat: MA-1466-2448-3007 Eyebrows: MA-1409-5733-1266

Get the full scoop on YouTube here

[maerynaire]

I've been watching Roswell Conspiracies (I'm only a few episodes in) and this show is WILD. The gist is that creatures from folklore are actually A) Real and B) Aliens fighting a secret war against werewolves (also aliens) and it's very 'early 00s 'tude' complete with fucky pacing and silly one-liners WHICH I LOVE but my enjoyment is disrupted by this one character

This is the SINGLE MOST frustrating 'government man' character I've ever seen in television. Like this motherfucker... THIS MOTHERFUCKER was scientifically designed to be as loathsome as possible. He is every unreasonable authority figure rolled into one dude but like add on like a bunch of war crimes and a willingness to murder anything at the drop of a hat. I do not understand how this guy is in charge of like... a branch of military. Which, like, if that's what they're going for it's really impressive that they've made me hate him this thoroughly, but holy shiiittt it's working too well.

I want to toss this man over a cliff. I want to string him up and beat him like a pinata. I want to hit him repeatedly with a car.

[charbroillaflamme]

Guess I have to make the content for this fever dream show by myself.