#ross barkley imagine

[bootyshaker900o]

“Playlists of my unhealthy obsessions/Simping”

These men have caused such a brain rot- that like they are my whole personality. I made a little playlist of songs for them

Dave/William Afton (���‍♂️ I have problems)

Jocelyn Flores - XXXTENTACION

Can You Feel My Heart - Bring Me the Horizon

Yandere - Jazmin Bean

Sex, Drugs, Etc. - Beach Weather

R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys

Play Date - Melanie Martinez

Perverted - Elita

The Neden Game - ICP

Stalker’s Tango - Autoheart

Say My Name - Alex Brightman

Imma Kill You - ICP

Blow My Brains Out - Tikkle Me

CHOKE - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

Ryn, Rabinit Run - Flanagan and Allen

Boogie Woogie Wu - ICP

Donnie

Dirty Harry - Gorillaz

Me and Your Mama - Childish Gambino

Hell of a Ride - Bo Burnham

Family Jewels - Marina and the Diamonds

I’m still standing - Elton John

Puppet Boy - DEVO

Afraid - The Neighborhood

Reflections - The Neighborhood

Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys

One day - Lovejoy

The Ending - Hobo Johnson

Trouble - Hazel Bloom

Teen Romance - Lil Peep

Alien Blues - Vundabar

Team - Mag.Lo

Bad - Michael Jackson

Orphan Tears - Your Favorite Martian

Draxum

Problems - Mother Mother

Zydrate Anatomy - Paris Hilton

Toxic - Britney Spears

Liquid Smooth - Mitski

W.D.Y.W.F.M? - The Neighborhood

Trom Cat - Tyler, the Creator

E.T. - Katy Perry, Kanye West

Molly - MSI

Enemy - Imagine Dragons, JID

Never Satisfied - CORPSE

Desire - Meg Myers

Venom - Little Simz

Daddy AF - Slayyter (don’t ask)

Supermassive Black Hole - Muse

Such A Whore - JVLA

Six Forty Seven - Instupendo

Silco

Daddy issues - The Neighborhood

Genius- Sia, Diplo, Labrinth, LSD

Same Old Love - Selena Gomez

Guys My Age - HEY VIOLET

Life of the Party - The Weeknd

High Enough - K.Flay

Government Hooker - Lady Gaga

Why don’t U - Father, ABRA

New Americana - Halsey

Do You Even? - Jorge Aguilar II

Sugar Daddy - Qveen Herby 

Royals - Lorde

I Feel Like I’m Drowning - Two Feet

New Person, Same Mistakes - Tame Impala

Cold - Maroon 5

Come As You Are - Nirvana

Fantasy - Bazzi

Raph (my sweet baby boy 😭)

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

Somebody To Love - Queen

Careless Whispers  - George Michaels 

Her - Tyler, The Creator 

Are We Still Friends? - Tyler, The Creator

Trumpets - Jason Derulo

Hold On, We’re Going Home - Drake

Rodeo - Lil Nas X

Ms. Jackson - Outkast

EARFQUAKE - Tyler, The Creator

Mine - Bazzi

Die for You - The Weeknd

Love on the Brain - Rihana

Crazy In Love - Beyoncé, JAY-Z

Lucifer

Gooey - Glass Animals

Love Me Dead - Ludo

The Distance - CAKE

Like A Stone - Audioslave

Luxurious- Gwen Stafani

Applause - Lady Gaga

Please Me - Cardi B, Bruno Mars

Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand

Alejandro - Lady Gaga

Love Is a Bitch - Two Feet

Aint no Rest for The Wicked - Cage the Elephant

Animal - Sir Chloe

Mr. Saxobeat - Alexandra Stan

Judas - Lady Gaga

Livin La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin

White Flag - Bishop Briggs

River - Bishop Briggs

Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

Sway - Michael Bublé

Juicy

Monster Energy Gun - KevinKempt

Chop Chop Slide - ICP

Get Low - Lil Jon

Crazy - Gnarls Barkley

Star Shopping - Lil Peep

Never There - CAKE

Shake That - Eminem, Nate Dogg

Everywhere I Go - Hollywood Undead

Revenge - XXXTENTACION

POLTERGEIST! - CORPSE

My Mom - Eminem

Asshole - hooligan chase

Under the Influence - Eminem, D12

Shots - LMFAO

Him and I - G-Eazy, Halsey

The Hills - The Weeknd

my boy - Billie Eilish

Leo

Ain’t Shit - Dojo Cat

Feel Like God - Gazy

Nightmare - Halsey

Good-Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

Mujeriego - Ryan Castro

Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics, Annie Lennox

Let’s Groove - Earth, Wind, and Fire

Pizzazz - Akintoye

Slumber Party - Ashnikko

INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X

Milkshake - BBY KODIE

Bad - Michael Jackson

Pony - Ginuwine

Death of a Bachelor - Panic! At the Disco

Blah Blah Blah - The Oozes

Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic

Joker (Joaquin & Heath’s) (don’t ask- please dont)

Purple Lamborghini- Skrillex, Rick Ross

Fame - David Bowie

Wolf is Sheep’s Clothing - Set It Off

To Catch a Predator- ICP

Back in Black - AC/DC

Tentative - System of a Down

Rainbows and Stuff - ICP

Hokus Pokus - ICP

Murder Go Round - ICP

The Juggla - ICP

HAHA - Lil Darkie

Broken - Lund

I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Criminal - Britney Spears

Cradles - Sub Urban

Loki

Mind Games - Sickick

I’m A Slave 4 U - Britney Spears

Who is She? - I Monster

A Pearl - Mitski

Cigarettes Out the Window - TV Girl

Redbone - Childish Gambino 

All for Us - Labrinth, Zendaya

Sucker For Pain - Lil Wayne, Imagine Dragons

My Ordinary Life - The Living Tombstone

Bubblegum Bitch - MARINA

I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At the Disco

Partition - Beyoncé

Suit and Tie - Justing Timberlake

Jealous - Eyedress

Yellow - Coldplay

My Oh My - Camila Cabello

[footballffbarbiex]

Halloween 2021

This weekend starts the Halloween fics so again, I’d like to thank those who submitted their requests for doing so!

* smutty tones

Anto scary movie fears

Ben Chilwell haunted house

Calum Chambers fancy dress *

Dcl baby bump painting

Dcl fancy dress with ex *

John Stones getting spooked by his kids

Leon’s gf wants to do couples costumes

Oscar does cozy nights in

Ox goes trick or treating with his kids + team

Roman finding out his girlfriends “secret” *

Ross Barkley needs distracting from his ex *

Virgil gets made to dress up. He’s not impressed

These will be spread over the two days.

My usual tag lists will be tagged in this :)

[spotofimagines]

Facetime ~ Ross Barkley

A/N: This is part of a writing challenge set by @footballffbarbiex​ which is giving me the kick up the backside to get writing. Check out her blog for all the other fics people have written for the challenge, maybe even do one yourself! It’s fairly short and I didn’t know how to end it but it’s here. I’ll be working through my upcoming list like normal now, requests are open. Enjoy!

Warnings: just sickly sweet fluff.

Summary: Quarantine has got you missing a lot of things, but you by far miss him the most.

“I can’t stop thinking about you.”

You missed a lot of things from your everyday life whilst you were stuck at home for some time. You missed going out with your friends, drinks on the weekends and lunch on wednesdays. You missed randomly visiting your parents house to see how they’re doing over a cup of tea. You missed your job which you love dearly. You missed the atmosphere of a full stadium on game days, or even just kicking back and watching it from home.

But you didn’t expect to miss him as much as you did.

The dates you’d been on kept replaying in your head, reminding you of the fuzzy feeling you got each time he smiled at you and the magnetic spark between you when you held his hand. The innocent touches of something new that were turning themselves into the familiar grips of romance.

Just as things had started to blossom rather nicely, the country was advised to stay indoors, and it’s now that you regret the choice to isolate at your place instead of his. The walls were going without a special light dancing across them and the air was craving the sound of the cosy chatter it knew. The sofa seemed larger when it was just you to fill its space, and even though he didn’t live with you before, every piece of the small house now lacked the second person it knew would make it whole.

You remembered what it looked like, him cooking in his sweatpants, him rolling over to you in bed before he drifted to sleep, him scrolling through his phone with his feet on your coffee table. How you wished to see it all again.

A muffled ringtone stopped you staring off into space as you pictured him beside you and instead had you searching under the pillows for your phone. You knew who it would be. A lazy promise made to talk to you first thing when he wakes up everyday surprisingly holding strong.

Pressing the green accept button, your daydreams of him were put aside to greet the man you longed to see. A lazy smile donned his lips but the happiness in his features shone through without effort. His strong accent spoke through the phone, still gravelly from sleep despite it being close to noon. A newly grown beard lay on his face that you had yet to see in person, but by the way it made his tired eyes stand brighter than before told you that you’d be campaigning for it to stay a little longer.

You lost track of the happenings in his life he was telling you about, too busy focusing on the details of him as he sat up comfortably in his bed, the sheets loose around his waist leaving his body for you to catch glimpses of when his hand slipped the phone down in his fingers by mistake.

That was until he was quiet for a moment as he took you in properly. Your messy hair framed your face and the oversized jumper, which he recognised as the one he gave you from his closet the first time you stayed the night at his, looked snug on your shoulders. As if he didn’t already know it, he couldn’t deny for another second that you were the most beautiful thing he’d laid eyes on in months, the only thing coming close being the sight of you in that navy blue dress back in early January.

“I can’t stop thinking about you.” The words found no resistance before they came, rolling off his tongue in a gentle admission to the feelings he’d yet to say.

Instantly your heart jumped out of your skin, your eyes softening at his slowly forming smile on the screen. The warmth you felt for him now spreading all over you, making you melt on the spot as he started rambling about how distracted he’s been because of you, how little activities in the day have his mind running right back to you.

You knew it was true. He’d been finding the tiniest excuses to talk to you. Asking you for recipes, chatting about the new show you both watched, whether he should buy apples or bananas from the shop, sending you memes he finds funny during the day. But the look in his eyes as he spoke in the moment, the fact he couldn’t stop the grin growing on his lips as he reminded you your hairbrush was still in his room, and that he was taking very good care of it for you, it was everything he couldn’t hide that told you all you needed to know.

You didn’t need his admission, you were already aware of how he truly felt, but hearing the words and noticing the ever so slight tint to his cheeks when he said it, how blissful it was to be his.

You couldn’t wait for so many things in life to come back to you after all this was said and done, but you just know nothing will come close to having him in your arms again.

[footballerimaginess]

omg a cute lazy day fic full of snuggles on the couch and playing footie in the garden and cooking with your kid sat on the counter next to dad as he chops the veg but they put it in and crack the eggs (badly) and that with ross barkley (or DCL if you don't write for him) man i cant wait for fathers day stuff, theyre always the cutest and your writing is always great! 💖

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"Mummy, I want snuggles with daddy please" Imogen whimpered as you sighed and peeled yourself off of Ross, being used to not getting alone time in this house. You got up and headed out to do something. "Let's play football daddy" Imogen shoved Ross. "Really?" Ross rolled his eyes, much to the annoyance of his daughter. She ran out in front of Ross to go and get the ball in the garden.

"GOALLLLL" Imogen screamed and jumping up and down in the air as she rounded Ross to score a goal. "See this is why I didn't want to play with you because I have to be soft and gentle with you" Imogen huffed at her father's comment. "No daddy, let's play some more" she crossed her arms. "Urgh fine" Ross moaned as he kicked the ball while she was in the net. "Yess, even daddy can score" Ross smirked.

"Daddy I am cold, can we go in please. I am hungry" Imogen pouted as Ross pulled her alongside him as they walked back into the house. "Shall we make mummy some dinner?" Ross asked as he put Imogen sitting on the kitchen counter. "Thank you daddy" Imogen smiled. He chopped the vegetables to make a salad for the meal.

"Shall we make a desert?" he asked Imogen as she nodded, passing him the bowl. "Here daddy" She smiled. "Thank you, my little chef" Ross laughed as he attempted to break the eggs into a bowl. "Oh great, that how shell went in. Absolutely fantastic" he huffed as Imogen laughed her little head off. "Maybe I won't be a chef or a baker after football" Ross smirked. "Maybe mummy should help" he laughed. As always you had to join in with the cooking.

[blueinaseaofgrey]

Well done boys you tried your hardest. 😌💛

We’ll be back.

[macybeckham7]

Can you do one with your daughter who doesn’t want to go spend a weekend with her daddy because of his new girlfriend and daughter in a relationship prior and she cries saying ‘daddy doesn’t want me there’ and your heart breaks and you go to your ex and there’s a bit of an argument

‘YDN daddy texted saying you can sleep over this weekends’ you said giving the toddler an excited look.

She seemed to have gotten excited which instantly turned into a small pout when you mentioned his current bimbo (girlfriend) and his other daughter will also be there.

You watch as her little lip quivered before she bursts into tears, you are instantly rushing around the kitchen unit as some of her blueberry pancake drops out of her mouth.

‘Oh what’s wrong?’ You say gently, as you get on her level and wipe her eyes.

‘I don’t want to go’ she cries. ‘Daddy never makes time for me’ she cries even harder.

Your heart instantly breaks, many times before she has been so excited to see her daddy but then by the time you are picking her up she has a face of thunder and is clingy and telling you she doesn’t like going to daddy’s, but never giving you a reason.

‘Why doesn’t he make time for you hun, he wants you there, I’m sure he’s got loads of fun games the four of you can play’

Her face crumbles again, as she wails. ‘He doesn’t want me’

You decide to drop the subject as she starts coughing from the crying. You dry her tears and kiss her little face that is a double of her daddy’s.

You take your phone and dial him up, he lets it ring twice before he is answering.

‘Hi, does she want to come?’ He cooed.

You peer over your shoulder at your toddler. ‘No she doesn’t, she’s just had a crying fit over the fact your girlfriend and DN will be there’ you mutter. ‘Can’t you have a weekend just for her? I think she’ll love having you to herself’ you pointed out.

‘What does that even mean?’ He hisses.

You let out a small sigh. ‘I’m just saying, she obviously thinks that she has to share you and she feels like she’s low on your list-’

He cut you off. ‘Oh fuck off YN, stop making a drama out of nothing’

‘If you’re not going to care about our daughters feelings, then you won’t see her!’ You snapped. ‘When she comes home when you remember she exists she is miserable and I can’t keep going on like the sun shines out your ass’ you snap. ‘Step up’ you mutter before ending the call.

You let out a deep breath as you look over at your little princess.

[arrrseeenalfc]

Ross Barkley smut

For anon

“Lay back on the couch with your legs hanging off,” he instructed. I did as he said. My brown hair fanned out around my face and a few of the silky strands cascaded down my neck and over my breast.

He came to stand over me. His hands ran down my body, brushing my hair aside. His fingers toyed with my nipples. Making me arch my head back and whimper as he traced the outline of my breasts and then bent to mark the same path with his tongue. His mouth clamped over each nipple and I could feel dampness pooling in my silky underwear. I hated that he was still fully clothed. I reached up and cupped him through his trousers. He was thick and hard against my small hand. I traced the outline of his length and licked my lips when I heard his groan in response to my touch.

He backed up so that he could unbutton his shirt and toss it aside. His hands reached down to unbuckle his belt and I watched with full attention as he pulled the black leather out of the loops. His wicked grin told me he knew what I was thinking. I could feel my cheeks flush as he unbuttoned his trousers, but he didn’t unzip them yet. He came to stand between my legs.

I felt small and helpless, especially when he reached down and peeled my panties down my legs.

I lifted my hips so that he could drag them lower and I knew he could see all of me from that angle. His gaze focused between my legs and he licked his lips as he bent down to have a quick taste. I bucked my hips as his lips hit my bundle of nerves. It was too much. So I tried to move my hips to prolong the sensation.

He wasn’t having it. His strong arms pressed my thighs apart on the couch so that I was completely bared to him. He stared up at me as his tongue stroked up and down, working me into a frenzy of passion and lust. “You ready baby?” He ask teasingly, grabbing a condom and sliding it on. Squealing as he tugged my body to the end of the couch so that my ass was right on the edge. He separated my legs and bent his knees until he was perfectly positioned.

“Do you want this, baby?” he asked. “Yes,” I said, begging him to sink into me.

He positioned himself at my entrance. I tried to take in everything at once. His bulging arms, his strong thighs, his divine lips, and his eyes that were focused directly on what was going on between us.When he slid into me I moaned his name, and he didn’t stop until he was pressed all in.

“Fuck,” he growled, dragging the word out so that it rolled down my spine and made my toes curl.

Once he was in me, there was no going back. The angle gave him so much control and I couldn’t temper the soft cries that fell out of my mouth every time he pulled out and sank back into me.He reached down and grabbed my arms. “Flip over, baby,” he commanded. He lifted my body and spun me around so that I was on my hands and knees on the soft leather.

He immediately sank back into me as if he couldn’t handle the few seconds of transition. His hands gripped the edge of my hips hard as he pounded into me again and again. I was losing my mind with each thrust and I was helpless to try and cling onto my sanity. He stroked me to the rhythm of his hips. I came hard, pressing back onto him.

“Oh, god, that felt so fucking good. I could feel you clenched so tight around me,” he murmured, readjusting us again so that he was lying down on his back and I was sitting on top of him. I liked being on top, I gripped his knees and pulled myself off of him slowly before letting my weight push me back down. I felt him shudder every time I did it, and his dark, husky groans fueled me forward.

“That’s it. Ride me, baby,” he ordered. I did just as he said, slowing our pace to a maddening rate. His hands were gripping my ass hard enough to leave marks. He let me move up and down a few more times, but then I knew I’d pushed him too far. He gripped my hips and took the power back as he started pounding into me from below. I was forced to take it as he yanked my hair so that my back arched.

“Yes, right there,”

“Rosss baby…” I dragged as he continued to push into me. I knew I wouldn’t last much longer. His fingers circled once. Twice. And then I was coming again, harder and longer than the first time. He kept pounding into me, chasing my orgasm with his own. Just as my pleasure was starting to wane, I felt him come, hot and hard inside of me.

We laid like that until our breathing eventually returned to normal. It was clear a monumental road had just been crossed and neither one of us was ready to get up yet.

“Come on baby let’s get you cleaned up.” He said with tenderness. Lifting me up he cradled me all the way to the shower. Once in the shower he turns the water on and applies shower gel in hands before rubbing it onto my skin. “You’re so beautiful y/n” he whisper into my ear while his hands massage my shoulders. With every rub on my skin he places soft delicate kisses. After that he wraps a towel around us and just cuddle on our bed. “I’m so lucky to have you. You’re amazing. I’m so in love with you.” He proclaims before giving me a intense love filled kiss. “I love you” I say resting my head on his chest listening to the heart that is mine.

•

Heyy I haven’t written in so long I hope the anon liked this and please tell me if you did or didn’t. Another imagine out next week most likely a Rafinha one. Request are always open. Byeeee💕

[footylyf-blog]

Can you also do "dating ross barkley" please?? Xx

YES!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BABY!!!

- I feel ross is really immature! You two would literally laugh at everything! You had so many inside jokes that no one would know about! You’d spend hours just laughing and you’d forget what was initially funny- you get on so well with his family and they often joke about how inseparable you are! You go around to his mums for Sunday dinner when he’s at home and not away- watching films together! Although you’d never watch until the end as you distracted! 😏 you guys couldn’t keep your hands off each other- you have your own secret handshake! The rest of the boys take the mick out of it but ross didn’t care as he knew it made you happy- Ross loves going out for dinner. He loved taking you out and seeing you get dressed up. “Babe you look stunning” “thank you” he says as he place his hand on your cheek and slowly kiss you. - he would help you get fit. You had been struggling with your self confidence and kept complaining about not being skinny “Y/B, you’re beautiful, you don’t need to loose weight” “yes I do ross, but the thought of going to the gym where people can see me just scares me so much!” “Well I could help you with exercises at home” He’d then spend a few hours a week helping you work out! - him teaching you scouse slang! You’d be awful at first but after a while you finally got the hang of it- him calling you cute nicknames such as boo, darling, princess.- he always knew how to make you feel better! Whenever you were sad he’d pull you in for a bear hug and place kisses all over your face and neck and would start tickling you until you were crying from laughter!!

Anon thanks for requesting this! I love my baby blue with all my heart!!! ❤

[chelseafav]

petition for getting a new reality show like "keeping up with the kardashians" since this one is finishing soon, but "keeping up with the three lions" where like all the details of players's lives would be filmed with the commentary from guys themselves. loool just imagine Jack Grealish sitting on a chair and explaining his ass with those leaked photos or Mase and Declan playing pranks on everybody, Ross Barkley drunk as fuck trying to secretly have a party with girls and Phil Foden, Madders and Dom flexing their fashion in every episode, Reecie James and Marcus with their noble charities trying to clam everybody down and so on. But definitely Jack would be the fucking headliner of this show. And Dele probs too. 

[thesportssoundoff]

A Dumb Draft Exercise

It's a Friday night and we're all locked in so I decided to do something a touch different. I took the current NFL draft order and then looked up the last five NFL drafts (2015-2019) to see who was picked at spots. Using the teams as they stand after one long (and it feels it) week of free agency, I picked ONE player selected at that set position to try and do a retro draft. Each team picked ONE player picked over the last five years at that specific spot (so at 1 overall, you could only draft 1st overall). How different would your favorite team look? Welll.....

1. Cincinnati- QB Kyler Murray (2019)

The first round picks of the past five years consist of four QBs (Jameis Winston, Jared Goff, Baker Mayfield and Murray) alongside premiere edge rusher Myles Garrett. As is often the case with top pick QBs tasked with saving bad franchises, each becomes less and less attractive as the years go by and they hit the ceiling of "damn good but not quite franchise saver" over and over. I went with Murray because while I think Goff is vastly underrated by most fans, Murray's got the ability and personality to drastically change an organization that feels like it's been hankering for a chance over the past five years. Murray was one of the NFL's brightest stars last year and figures to only improve, especially if you put him under the watchful gaze of an offensive guru (of sorts) in Zac Taylor.

2. Washington- DE Nick Bosa (2019)

Was REALLY torn with Carson Wentz and Nick Bosa for the Redskins. There's a lot of dead-ish weight here with Mitch Trubisky and Marcus Mariota and while Saquon may be the best player in theory, no team needs to take a running back in the top 5 (or in the first round at all). Assuming the Redskins are truly comfortable with Dwayne Haskins then taking Nick Bosa and pairing him up in the front four along with the likes of Montez Sweat, Matt Ionidis and Daron Payne would probably be a formidable ass crew.  Basically the Chase Young strategy.

3. Detroit- DE Joey Bosa (2016)

How about the Bosa Bros going back to back! One would assume tht if the Lions wanted a QB, they're GOING to have their pick of the proverbial litter on the back end. After all after Cincy, they'll have Tua, Herbert and Love at their disposal if taking a QB so amuses them. Instead operating under the belief that the Lions feel comfortable with Stafford for MAYBE one more year, it leaves us to choose from Joey Bosa, Solomon Thomas and Dante Fowler. Bosa is likely on his way to a multiple pro bowl career while Thomas may just grade out as average and Fowler is on his third team now. Easy choice if ya ask me.

4. NY Giants- WR Amari Cooper (2015)

The Giants would be picking from a variety of offensive players; two of which are current Dallas Cowboys. You have Amari Cooper, Zeke Elliott, Leonard Fournette on offense and then Denzel Ward at cornerback as pretty much your only other option. Give me Amari Cooper as he'd immediately step in and make an offense consisting of Daniel Jones, Barkley, Golden Tate and a two tight end threat of Evan Engram and Kaden Smith a pretty damn formidable one.

5. Miami- OLB Bradley Chubb (2018)

This WOULD be easy in theory. Cornerback Jalen Ramsey would've been a FINE choice here but the Dolphins have Xavien Howard and Byron Jones on the back end. With Jalen Ramsey out of the picture, you have an interesting linebacker in Devin White, a superb guard in Brandon Scherff and my selection Bradley Chubb. With so much locked in on the defense, Chubb (if healthy) steps in as an immediate premiere pass rusher. Barely edges out Brandon Scherff. BARELY.

6. LA Chargers- OG Quinton Nelson (2018)

Man! The Chargers would have their glut of talent to choose from if they so desired. Want an elite strong safety? Jamal Adams was picked 6th in 2018. Want a QB to groom and develop? Daniel Jones went here in 2019. If you want a flexible havoc inducing DL piece? Leonard Williams in 2015 went 6th overall. Ronnie Stanley is a pretty damn good tackle as well.  Quinton Nelson is a top 3 guard in just two seasons and figures to continue to improve. It's not a premiere position for a lot of people but Nelson bucks the trend.

7. Carolina- QB Josh Allen (2018)

Funny bit? We have two Josh Allens here as Josh Allen from Wyoming and Josh Allen from Kentucky both went 7th overall. Both would be tremendous picks given the Panthers needs (an elite edge or a QB). Deforest Buckner finally hit on his potential and got paid paid for it as well, fitting in interestingly here as a potential flexible front line piece. The Panthers just paid Teddy Bridgewater relatively big time money but if you have the chance to take a really athletic strong armed QB who has shown strides in two seasons, you should do it. Imagine Allen throwing it to the likes of DJ Moore and Christian McCaffery.

8. Arizona- RB Christian McCaffery (2017)

THIS one was hard given the lack of obvious options. Do you need more receiving options? If so TE TJ Hockenson was picked 8th. Christian McCaffery is probably the best player at this spot but again, running backs and top 10s and etc etc etc. Nuke Hopkins, Larry Fitzgerald and Christian Kirk are on paper a superb trio of WRs and you also have Kenyan Drake at RB. Vic Beasley is a good pass rusher who has sort of lost his way as a player (hence the one year prove it deal). Give me McCaffery I guess. I think he'd do wonders in Kingbsury's offense and I suppose you can make he and Drake work together. That's why head coaches get paid.

9. Jacksonville- OT Mike McGlinchey (2018)

There's not a lot of obvious fits for a tanking team like the Jaguars. DT Ed Oliver would be intriguing but I have no idea how he fits in with the Jaguars defense. The likes of Leonard Floyd (recently released), Ereck Flowers (failed tackle turned kinda failed guard), John Ross (oft injured speedster) are other options. Lastly there's Mike McGlinchey who was starting at right tackle for the Super Bowl 49ers. The Jaguars have spent picks at both tackle spots but McGlinchey is better.

10. Cleveland- QB Patrick Mahomes (2017)

Fuck. Would the Browns even with Baker Mayfield flirt with taking Patrick Mahomes? Who cares. Mayfield can be traded. If you have the chance to grab the best QB in the NFL, you do it. Easy peasy.

11. NY Jets- CB Marshon Lattimore (2016)

This one came down to Lattimore or Minkah Fitzpatrick. Fitzpatrick can do so much across a secondary and his swiss army knife toolset was amplified in a Pittsburgh secondary that left to his devices where he could roam free and fuck shit up. On the other hand, Marshon Lattimore represents one of the NFL's rare commodities; a star shutdown cornerback. Plus with Marcus Maye and Jamal Adams tie up the safety spots pretty well.

12. Las Vegas- QB Deshaun Watson (2017)

The Raiders are openly flirtatious with moving on from Derek Carr. Deshaun Watson would step in and be a massive upgrade. There's also not much here either given how 90% of the players are DL and the Raiders have plenty of names and faces they like there. Maxx Crosby, Maliek Collins, John Hankins and Clelin Ferrell to name a few.

13. San Francisco f/IND- OG Laremy Tunsil (2016)

Take the 49ers OL with Joe Staley, Mike McGlinchey and Laken Tomlinson and then slide in Laremy Tunsil at RG. That's an absurd OL. There also weren't many options to really delve into either depending on how you feel about Da'Ron Payne and Vita Vea.

14. Tampa Bay- DE Marcus Davenport (2018)

Pick 14 over the past five years is a bit of a dry spell unfortunately. The best player on the list is DeVante Parker and the Bucs clearly have a collection of damn good WRs. Shaq Barrett and JPP are in place for 2020 but could the Bucs use Davenport as a third rusher and move him inside on pass rush downs. Not a lot of good ideas here unfortunately.

15. Denver- RB Melvin Gordon (2015)

Easy peasy! I mean Denver just signed him! That's a bit of a cheapie but let's keep with it. Gordon fitshere (and nobody else does).

16. Atlanta- LB Tremaine Edmunds (2018)

Edmunds with Deion Jones? Sign me up! The only other option that makes sense here is Marlon Humphrey at corner which would be an equally fine pick.

17. Dallas- S Derwin James (2018)

Given that Arik Armstead and John Allen would be 3-technique types in this defense, it makes sense we would ONCE again look at the safety market! Yay! The Cowboys scheme in 2018 apparently didn't like Derwin James as much as the media thought they did but this is a brand new scheme and a new way to play. Derwin James would edge out Keanu Neal (who BTW when healthy is an amazing safety) by virtue of being more of the chess piece the Cowboys need.

18. Miami f/PIT- C Ryan Kelly (2017)

Again there's a glut of corners here but the Dolphins have their fair share. As such, turn your attention over to a glut of centers---who they also just signed a guy for. Ryan Kelly is a pro bowl center though and you can make exceptions for that.

19. Las Vegas f/CHI- LB Leighton Vander-Esch (2018)

One of the better linebackers in the NFL prior to his neck injury, LVE was a friggin' elite athlete who could still redefine what NFL linebackers look like. His defensive coordinator is there as well (as the DL coach) and I bet Gruden would love his leadership and his ability as an off ball linebacker. This one is easy enough.

20. Jacksonville f/LAR- TE Noah Fant (2019)

The Jaguars are in the midst of a rebuild of sorts but unfortunately there's no immediate building block pieces at 20. It came down to Frank Ragnow (a versatile OL with upside) or Noah Fant and I opted for tight end Noah Fant since Minshew could use a reliable safety blanket. Assuming Fant can control his drops of course.

21. Philadelphia- WR Will Fuller (2016)

The Eagles could REALLY use some targets for Carson Wentz. Last year in clutch games they were relying on JJ Arceaga-Whiteside and Boston Scott for targets outside of their tight ends. Wouldn't have a problem going with FS Darnell Savage either who also went at 21.

22. Minnesota f/BUF- DE Bud Dupree (2015)

I don't know if the Vikings NEED an edge but even if they don't, there's really no options here. Josh Doctson was a flop in Washington, Charles Harris was a flop in Miami, Rashaan Evans plays the same spot as their glut of damn good linebackers and Andre Dillard is an unproven tackle for Philly to this point. Hit or miss here.

23. New England- Isaiah Wynn (2018)

I mean they drafted him here. Easy enough. Although would they take TE Evan Engram all things being equal?

24. New Orleans- WR DJ Moore (2018)

The Saints did grab Emmanuel Sanders but DJ Moore, Sanders and Michael Thomas is a whole different world of WR depth. There's also pretty much nobody else here worthy of snagging either.

25. Minnesota- WR Marquise Brown (2019)

HOLLYWOOD! The Vikings just traded away Stefon Diggs and could use an infusion of playmaker at their WR spot to help assist their TE room, Dalvin Cook and Adam Thielen. Marquise Brown would give Kirk Cousins a souped up version of Jamison Crowder; a WR-3 he relied heavily on in Washington.

26. Miami f/HOU- DE Montez Sweat (2019)

So the Dolphins have signed a lot of DE and we also gave them Bradley Chubb earlier BUT Montez Sweat is going to terrorize the NFL for the next 5-10 years and so he and Chubb combined? That's big time pass rush. Also, again, not much to really select from here either.

27. Seattle- CB Byron Jones (2015)

If you drew up a make and model for a Seahawks DB? It looks like Byron Jones. Byron just got paid big time money by Miami It's Byron vs Tre White and Byron fits the mold a bit better. Could also see Seattle liking Kenny Clark. Lots of good defensive players at 27.

28. Baltimore- OG Laken Tomlinson (2015)

Let Tomlinson battle it out with the interior OL the Ravens have currently. There's really not much here, it's either Tomlinson or DT Jerry Tillery.

29. Tennessee- TE David Njoku (2017)

Funny story, the 2016 1st round pick here was forfeited via deflategate. With just four names to choose from (and not really much to talk about either way), the Titans take David Njoku. Njoku has struggled with his role in Cleveland and the Titans do have some solid tight ends already in place but Njoku would be a pretty nice flier. Most of the guys here at 29 are just not good unless you're a Taven Bryan truther.

30. Green Bay- LB TJ Watt (2017)

And Cowboys fans across the globe shudder in horror. Yes, the Packers have two really good DEs in the Smith brothers. There's nobody else here who comes remotely close to the pure value TJ Watt has. Let him rush from the left side and rack up the sacks. You can figure it out somehow I figure. Let Preston Smith play 3-tech or something!

31. San Francisco- LB Reuben Foster (2017)

On one hand, the less said about Foster the better. On the other, there's really nobody else here who would come close. Unless you're a Germaine Ifedi fan?

32. Kansas City- DT Malcolm Brown (2015)

For any other team in any other league, this is Lamar Jackson. The Chiefs are really set at QB for the next 10-15 years so we'll have to take a pass. Instead Malcolm Brown is pretty much the only other really good value play. Big thumpy 1-tech/nose tackles are usually found later on in the draft but Brown is a good one and the Chiefs truthfully don't need much else either.

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Different Jerseys - Ross Barkley

Finally, 50 years later. You one shot. @footylyf . I lost motivation to write after the other week and managed to write a couple of things. Overall, I hope you like it either way. 

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I had been looking forward to seeing Liverpool play against Manchester United today. I had opted out into going to the game today due to the fact that Ross would have to leave, to go to the hotel tonight for the game tomorrow.

It was Manchester vs, Merseyside tomorrow, Everton playing City. I was going to go and be the supportive girlfriend I am, and it would be the only time I would ever wear an Everton. I complied with wearing the jersey if it had Ross’ name on the back.

I was making dinner for us, I had just changed into my Liverpool shirt. Ross knew that I supported them before we were officially dating. Surprisingly, he was okay with that and respected it. No matter how much he tried to get me to support Everton. It would never happen.

They came close to second. I hated it when it was Merseyside derby, as I wanted Liverpool to win but I didn’t want to see Ross lose.

Ross walked downstairs. “Jasmine, is the shirt necessary?” He asked, indicating to my Henderson shirt. Turning to see him standing in the doorway. “Yes, they’re playing today and you know I wear my Jerseys on game days,” I say before I started to serve dinner up.

“Don’t roll your eyes at me” I scolded. I knew Ross far too well now to know his childish attitude. It was one of the things I love about him. I could hear him muttering as he walked away. “You know, I have a real good hearing? What was that?” I asked.

“I said I love you Jasmine” He replied back innocently. I knew what he was muttering about but at the same time, you let it slide. I always tease him with Liverpool, it usually ended up with him being in a strop. It was all banter.

“Dinner is ready, I don’t know why you left the kitchen” I shout as I finished plating the dinner up.

We were sat on the sofa as the game started. Many of times throughout the game I would shout at the TV. Ross found it quite amusing that I got really high rated about it.

“How come you are never like this with my team?” Ross looked up at his phone. I turned my attention away from the TV. “Because I love Liverpool and they’re the best,” I say smirking.

Ross sighed, Ignoring my comment. “If you say so” He spoke going back to his phone. “I do, they’re like 2nd on the table right now” I boast, crossing my arms over my chest.

“There is still 5 months left of the season yet babe” He speaks before shrugging. I roll my eyes at him before turning to the game. “They’re still amazing wherever they come,” I tell him. 

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We spent the rest of the game in silence, Ross making remarks now and then About tactics but soon backed off when I was getting worked up over the game. 

After the game had finished, not long after Ross had to leave to head to the hotel where he would be spending the night before the game tomorrow. “I shall see you tomorrow,” I say leaning up to kiss him, in the doorway.

“You’ll be at the game tomorrow right?” He asks. I nodded and smiled “Of course, this time I’m wearing my Gerrard top” I grinned at him, his smile faded and gave me a disapproving look.

“See you tomorrow,” He tells me before placing a kiss on my cheek. “I love you and I’ll miss you,” He says picking his case up. “I’ll miss you too and I love you” I reply back.

Watching as he walked out to the car, watching it drive outside the gates. I would walk back and get Ross’ jersey out for tomorrow's game.

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Sorry it’s took so long to get out, I really did feel like stop writing the other day, I was half way through this when I stopped and had to pick it up. Anyway hope you like it :)

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Chelsea Vs Burnley - Thomas Tuchel costings on £90m attacking pair provides suggestion at new Chelsea formation

Thomas Tuchel's remarkable statements on assaulting pair Kai Havertz and Hakim Ziyech has brought lighter onto their helpless structure, yet a trace of the German's new development which advantages edge figures. Thomas Tuchel infrequently offers an exhausting response. The German's understanding is continually uncovering towards his manner of thinking following a game and his reaction to an inquiry with respect to a striving assaulting pair was the same.

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When asked over the absence of minutes for Hakim Ziyech or Kai Havertz in last Saturday's 3-1 victory over Southampton, he was really imperceptive with regards to their oversights. We generally attempt to put forth a valiant effort to get the players in the best shape however sooner or later, after a great deal of possibilities we need to acknowledge that Kai and Hakim are not in their complete top form.

That may not be their shortcoming it's actually similar to this right now. They battle right now to be conclusive. Yet, we had a period after pre-season when Kai and Hakim were exceptionally definitive for us. Hakim was a central member all through our readiness and in his first game against Villarreal in the Super Cup. Kai likewise conveyed the help for Hakim's goal.

They have possibly lost a touch of conviction, certainty, whatever. We won't quit attempting to support them. No one resents them and no one has significant concerns, yet we need to focus on the genuine structure.

The absence of minutes for the assaulting pair had been effectively lost in the result of the Blues sensational late win over the Saints at a downpour splashed Stamford Bridge as periphery figures Ross Barkley and Ruben Loftus-Cheek took their places to dazzle.

Ziyech and Havertz began against Juventus in midweek and neither did a lot to intrigue or legitimize a beginning spot three days after the fact in a game Tuchel realized Chelsea football club expected to refocus. What might have been stressing for both watching on was that the players that supplanted them assisted with adding an imaginative sparkle sadly ill in Turin.

Callum Hudson-Odoi and Timo Werner joined the assaulting threesome close by Romelu Lukaku and both would leave the game having gained credit. What was most likely more telling was the reality Tuchel changed around his development with an end goal to see Chelsea snatch a late winner to send them top of the Premier League football. To know more about Chelsea Football Tickets click here.

Getting away from the ordinary 3-4-2-1 that he has utilized for virtually all of his residency up until now, Tuchel welcomed on Jorginho, put the Italian more profound in a holding job and moved his double six higher to become two progressed assaulting midfielders in what resembled a 3-1-4-2. This all supported the Trinity of Loftus-Cheek, Barkley and Mason Mount who fell off the seat for a powerful appearance.

Given the reality Chelsea won, with substitute Barkley assuming a significant part in the development of Timo Werner's hotly anticipated victor, there is a contention to recommend Tuchel might hope to utilize this new look framework in impending games. This then, at that point, takes us back to Ziyech and Havertz who still can't seem to hit top structure this term. Does this potential move help either?

We realize Tuchel is an adaptable mentor who will fluctuate up work force and the spaces specific players possess in his framework dependant on the rival and course of action. Intelligently with Barkley and Loftus-Cheek, assaulting midfielders who like to make runs from profound, changing his midfield shape to best serve the two bodes well.

In any case, put forth a valiant effort. There is plausible they stay out of the group a little longer given the solid type of others. There are customary discussions encompassing how Chelsea can get the best out of Ziyech who has battled for structure and wellness since showing up from Ajax in 2020, however given his novel range of abilities as a wandering playmaker, who loves to float in from more extensive regions and get the ball from profound – being Tuchel's new eight could be the best job for him.

For Kai Havertz, it is likely best he stays in a further developed position. In the event that that implies he plays as a striking accomplice to Lukaku or in an assaulting triplet. Straightforward Lampard's examination with him more profound constrained him to become separated and away from regions he could best effect the game. The closer the case the better for Havertz who has demonstrated he as of now can score enormous objectives for the club.

Aside from whatever development Tuchel chooses to convey in the game away to Brentford, the two players need to rediscover a feeling of sharpness and impact their standing requests. Tuchel's statements ought to give the pair the inspiration to remind everybody why they have the right to be normal starters in the current group. Tuchel has shown he isn't hesitant to utilize the enormous crew he has, regardless of whether that implies dropping huge name players to get the right outcome.

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FPL ‘Deep Dive’ Picks (Part 1)

Fantasy seasons are often won and lost on ones ability to identify and capitalise on value picks; we’re on the look out for cheap players who can free up cash to spend elsewhere (after all, if you’re going to pick Mo Salah at 13m you’re going to have economise on other parts of your team!)

We’ve selected one ‘Deep Dive’ pick for each team; this is a term commonly used in fantasy NFL circles to describe a player with a very low (perhaps non-existent) floor at the start of the season but with the potential to provide outstanding value if the chips fall the right way for them. I’m typically not suggesting that you start with these players from week one but if the right combination of injuries, managerial decisions and transfers occur these players could become cheap, effective difference makers by the end of the season; 

Arsenal – Danny Welbeck FWD 6.5m (currently selected by 0.8%)

Danny Welbeck has seen his progress at Arsenal stall due several seasons of injuries. Despite the fact it feels like he has been around forever he is only 27 and appears to be back to full strength and fitness. He has a great deal of competition now, but could prove a valuable asset particularly if injuries occur to key Arsenal starters. He has premiership pedigree although lacks consistency. If he transfers to another premiership team (and there have been rumours about a move to Everton), he could represent even greater value.

Bournemouth – Jordan Ibe MID 5.5m (0.7%) 

It’s fair to say that Jordon Ibe hasn’t set the Vitality Stadium on fire since his big money move two seasons ago. Still a young player, he flashed his talent on a more consistent basis towards the end of last season, finishing the year with two goals and six assists. The talent is there, and you feel this could be a make or break season for him. If he builds on that promise he will have a clear run at the starting eleven, which could make him an attractive value pick. 

Brighton – Jurgen Locadia 5.5m (0.3%)

Signed for 15m in January, Jurgen Locadia had a slow start to life on the south coast with just one Premiership goal and assist (he was also signed with an injury which hampered his start). Now with eight months to acclimatize and a full preseason under his belt he could be one to watch moving forward. The club’s investment in him means he is likely to be given every chance to shine and he doesn’t have a great deal of competition (aside from Glen Murray although new signing Florin Andone might eat into some of his opportunities). The ceiling; a double figure goal return for a very cheap player. The floor; another goal scorer from the Eredivisie who struggled to make an impact in the Premiership.

Burnley – Robbie Brady MID 5m (0.1%)

The Irish International made a strong start to his first full campaign at Turf Moor (one goal and four assists) before a nasty injury in December curtailed his season. Now almost back to full strength, he should be ready for the kick off and represents good value at 5m as a set piece specialist (also has a keen eye for direct free kick and demonstrated by his screamer against Chelsea shortly after joining the Clarets in 2017).

Cardiff – Lee Peltier DEF 4m (2.4%) 

As mentioned on episode one of the pod, defenders who start regularly and 4m often provide excellent value. Peltier has (as it stands) a clean run at the starting eleven. The caveat here is that Cardiff don’t look particularly good, but Peltier has a good chance to get a consistent, if not spectacular, points total.

Chelsea – Ross Barkley MID 6m (0.4%)

Two out of the three midfield positions in Chelsea’s starting line up appear to be set but one is very much up for grabs. At Napoli Sarri had Marik Hamsik in that position, driving forward with the ball and scoring/creating goals with late runs into the box. Of all the players in the squad currently, Ross Barkley would appear to have the tools to thrive in such a role. He started in that position during Chelsea’s opening friendly this week and looked both fit and sharp (two words that have not been used to describe him in recent years). He has a lot of competition here and the floor is VERY low, but it isn’t too difficult to imagine a scenario where he starts regularly and contributes goals and assists throughout the season

Crystal Palace – Aaron Wan Bissaka DEF 4m (3.6%)

All the signs are pointing towards Wan Bissaka starting the season as Palace’s first choice right back and, given both their decent opening fixtures and management stability, coupled with his excellent price point, this looks like a pick with a ton of value.

Fulham – Tom Cairney MID 5m (3.5%)

The man who scored the goal to secure Fulham’s return to the top flight, Tom Cairney has been tipped to have great future in the Premiership (and possibly for England as well). Cairney has scored 17 league goals over the past two seasons and was widely scouted by Premiership teams last season (West Ham had two bids rejected for him in January). He’ll get his first crack at the big league with Fulham this year and has a great opportunity to make a well valued impact at this level (possibly more so than the other English starlet in this team, Ryan Sessegnon)

Everton – Mason Holgate and Jonjoe Kenny DEF 4.5m (0.4% and 0.3%) 

A combination of injuries and poor defensive play from supposed first teamers (most notably big money signing Michael Keane) led to both Holgate (37 FPL points) and Kenny (50 points) getting a decent amount of game time for Everton last season. Fast forward one year and with Phil Jagielka and Ashley Williams looking increasingly leggy, one of these two players could break through and make that second centre back position their own. If that happens, you could have a starting centre back for a good top ten team for a bargain basement price (the caution here might be that Everton are rumoured to be bringing in another centre back)

Huddersfield – Ramadan Sobhi MID 5m (0.5%)

Signed from Stoke this summer, Sobhi has flashed potential during his time in the EPL. Still only 21 years old Sobhi, with two goals and one assist in a limited role for the relegated Potters last season, will be looking to kick on this season and Huddersfield could be a good home for him. What makes this more attractive is that Tom Ince has recently moved the other way giving Sobhi a free run at the starting eleven. A player with 41 Premier League games under his belt already could offer some interesting value here.

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2020 Imagines

Here are all of my imagines which I have posted in the year 2020. It has been a long year, so of course I have posted so much that I actually forgot I even wrote some of these imagines. But please enjoy reading these, I would love to know what your favourite imagine I wrote is. Also can you show this some love, I have put so much effort into writing all these imagines as well as putting this list together. 

JANUARY  1) Leroy Sane - You’re hiding something from me part 2 2) Roman Burki - Adopting A Princess Part 2  3) Jesse Lingard - She’s A Bully Part 2  4) Karim Benzema - Girlfriend Or Wife Part 2  5) Ben Chilwell - Member Of The Crew  6) Eric Dier - Birthday Love  FEBRUARY  1) Jack Grealish - After Game Fun  2) Andy Robertson - Friends Or More?  3) Trent Alexander Arnold - Press Conference  4) Kostas Manolas - Cup Of Tea  5) Dele Alli - Rebound  6) Pierre Emerick Aubamayeng - Not A Secret  7) Hector Bellerin - Back Home  8) Paulo Dybala - Down To The Wire  9) Trent Alexander Arnold - Morning Riser  10) Frenkie De Jong - Coffee Date  11) Dele Alli - Playstation  12) Trent Alexnder Arnold - Supportive Boyfriend  13) Hector Bellerin - In The Stands  14) Jan Vertonghen - Hard Times  15) Niklas Stark - Feeling Lonely  16) Mauricio Pochettino - Dad’s The Word  17) Federico Bernardeschi - Spa Day  18) Piotr Zielinksi - Pamper Session  19) Jesse Lingard - Secret Fan  20) Marcus Rashford - That Ex  21) Jesse Lingard - Mummy Daddy Fighting  22) Jesse Lingard - Jealous Boy  23) Federico Bernardesch - Surprise Birthday Party  24) Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Home Sweet New Home  25) Paulo Dybala - Old Football Club  26) Alex Meret - How We Met  27) Dele Alli - Say Goodbye  28) Jesse Lingard - New Boots  29) Federico Bernardeschi - Disney Princess  MARCH  1) Jan Vertonghen - Stupid Fight  2) Ben Chiwell - Barbecue Night  APRIL  1) Eric Dier - Baby Kicks  2) Paulo Dybala - Friends with benefits  3) Alex Oxlade Chamberlain - I want pickles  4) Jesse Lingard - Gender Reveal Party  5) Trent Alexander Arnold - Multiple Babies  6) Roman Burki - Baby’s Room  7) Harry Winks - Hormonal  8) Ben Chilwell - 9 Months  9) Kylian Mbappe - Missing The Birth  10) James Maddison -  Daddy’s Day Out  11) Julian Brandt - Sick Baby  12) John Stones - John The Softy  13) Frenkie De Jong - Blurb  14) Eric Dier - Easter Blurb  15) Neymar - Just No More  16) Julian Brandt - Easter Blurb  17) Harry Kane - Easter Blurb  18) Paulo Dybala - Easter Blurb  19) Eric Dier - Easter Blurb  20) Christian Pulisic - Baby Goes Home  21) Federico Bernardeschi - Sweet Music  22) Antoine Greizmann - Can We Have A Baby  23) Leon Goretzka - Baby Shopping  24) Dele Alli - I Feel Sick  25) Joshua Kimmich - Baby Kimmich  26) Virgil Van Dijk - My Little Mascot  27) Eric Dier - Lego Buddies  28) Tyrone Mings - Gym Workout  29) Ben Davies - Afternoon Nap  30) Jadon Sacnho - FaceTime Calls  31) Frenkie De Jong - Blurb  32) Julian Brandt - Blurb  33) Kepa Arrizabalaga - Blurb  34) Jesse Lingard - Blurb  35) Frenkie De Jong - Blurb  36) Pau Torres - Blurb  37) Christian Pulisic - TikTok Challenges  38) James Maddison - Night Walk  39) Dele Alli - Playstation Games  40) Reiss Nelson - Distraction  41) Alvaro Medran - Snakes And Ladders  42) Paulo Dybala - Work Work Work  MAY  1) Jan Vertonghen - Virtual Quiz  2) Ben Chiwell - Dinner Party  3) Hector Bellerin - Shaved Head  4) John Stones - Lockdown Date Night  5) Kai Havertz - Bake With Me  6) Julian Brandt - I’m with you  7) Pau Torres - Sore Loser  8) Thorgan Hazard - Painter  9) Harry Winks - The Baker  10) Ximo Navarro - Bored In The House  11) Ben Chilwell - Member Of The Crew Part 2  12) Jesse Lingard - Blurb  13) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  14) Eric Dier - Blurb  15) Virgil Van Dijk - Blurb  16) Eric Dier - Beauty Therapist  17) Hector Bellerin - Come Live With Me  18) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  19) Roman Burki - Blurb  20) Marcus Rashford - Blurb  21) Julian Brandt - Blurb  22) Federico Bernardeschi - Blurb  23) Paulo Dybala - Blurb  24) Sergi Roberto - Blurb  25) Dele Alli - Blurb  26) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  27) Dele Alli - Blurb  28) Harry Winks - Blurb  29) Marco Asensio - Blurb  30) Eric Dier - Your Biggest Fan  31) Hector Bellerin - Two Dogs  32) Eric Dier - Amusement Park  JUNE  1) Trent Alexander Arnold - My Eyes Are Up Here  2) Kylian Mbappe - Grip your hair  3) Trent Alexander Arnold - You haven’t lost me  4) Ben Chilwell - There’s A Monster  5) Kylian Mbappe - Why are you in my room?  6) Jack Grealish - Don’t Leave  7) Kylian Mbaeppe - Stretch Marks  8) James Maddison - Dog’s Best Friend  9) Kylian Mbappe - My Body Wash  10) Marco Asensio - First Zoo Trip  11) Dele Alli - We’re not just friends  12) Neymar - I fell in love with you, not them  13) Dele Alli - In The Loft  14) Ben Chiwell - Nothing is wrong with you  15) Lukasz Pisczesk - Single Life  16) Donny Van De Beek - You make me weak  17) Marco Reus - The alcohol’s taking  18) Paulo Dybala - Stubborness  19) Nicolas Taglifico - Is That My Shirt?  20) Anyone You Like - Father’s Day  21) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  22) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  23) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  24) Ross Barkley - Blurb  25) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  26) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  27) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  28) Dele Alli - Blurb  29) Kylian Mbappe - Blurb  30) Dele Alli  Blurb  31) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  32) Lionel Messi - Blurb  33) Olivier Giroud - Blurb  34) Eden Hazard - Blurb  35) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  36) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  37) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  38) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  39) Harry Kane - Blurb  40) Robert Lewandowski - Blurb  41) Sergio Ramos - Blurb  42) Eden Hazard - Blurb  43) Jack Grealish - Blurb  44) Sergio Ramos - Blurb  45) John Stones - Blurb  46) Frenkie De Jong - Always On My Mind  47) Antoine Griezmann - I’m not being used no more  48) Leon Goretzka - You make me safe  49) Federico Bernardeschi - I think I’m in love with you  50) Jesse Lingard - It’s always been you  51) Marcus Rashford - I’m not going anywhere  52) Eric Dier - Bubble Bath  53) Antoine Griezmann - Rest Of My Life  54) Stefanos Kapino - Up All Night  55) Trent Alexander Arnold - So Kissable  56) Trent Alexander Arnold - The things you do to me  JULY  1) Dele Alli - Black Joggers  2) Ben Chilwell - Member Of The Crew Part 3  3) Hector Bellerin - To My Ex  4) James Maddison - A Little Miracle  5) James Maddison - A Little Miracle Part 2  6) Eric Dier - In The Shed  7) Isco - Blurb  8) Eric Dier - Blurb  9) Marcus Rashford - Blurb  10) James Maddison - Blurb  11) Ben Chilwell - Blurb  12) James Maddison - Blurb  13) Ben Chilwell - Blurb  14) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  15) Dele Alli - Blurb  16) Leon Goretzka - Blurb  17) Eric Dier - Blurb  18) Federico Bernardeschi - Blurb  19) Federico Bernardeschi - Blurb  20) Toby Alderweireld - Blurb  21) Julian Brandt - Blurb  22) Christian Pulisic - Blurb  23) Tyrone Mings - Blurb  24) Harry Winks - Blurb  25) Jack Grealish - Blurb  26) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  27) Eric Dier - Blurb  28) Eric Dier - Blurb  29) Sergi Roberto - Blurb  30) Hector Bellerin - Blurb  31) Allison Becker - Blurb  32) Raul Jiminez - Blurb  33) James Justin - Blurb  34) James Maddison - Blurb  35) Steven Bergwijn - Blurb  36) Giovani Lo Celso - Blurb  37) Giovani Lo Celso - Blurb  38) Emil Krafth - Blurb  39) Nick Pope - Blurb  40) Tyrone Mings - Blurb  41) Virgil Van Dijk - Blurb  42) Jack Grealish - Blurb  43) Ruben Loftus Cheek - Blurb  44) Hector Bellerin - Blurb  45) Max Aarons - Blurb  46) Mason Mount - Blurb  47) Ruben Loftus Cheek - 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Part 2 to the daughter not wanting to go to her dads and he comes over and you two are arguing and he makes you cry and then your daughter is even more angry at him xx

part one here

Despite telling him that his daughter didn’t want to go to his, he still turned up on the Friday evening with them both visible in the car.

‘Where’s YDN? Is she ready?’ He asks.

‘No, because I told you on the phone she doesn’t want to go with them there’ you snap.

He raises his brows at you. ‘Them? They are her family and whether she likes it or not she needs to get on with them’ he snaps at you.

The two of you start arguing, with him mentioning that he’ll take you to court and he’ll win custody, mentioning that he’ll get the courts on side because you’re unstable. He mentions that the only reason his daughter hates him is because you’ve been rotting her brain with poison. He starts shouting at you and getting personal, which hurts you and you start crying and start shouting for him to shut up.

YDN can hear your voice which makes her get up from the breakfast table, she looks through the door and sees you crying while her daddy was yelling at her.

You suddenly felt a grasp on your thigh, you looked down at your daughter who was giving you a concerned look.

‘YDN darling, so you want to come with daddy’ he asks as he kneels on her level as you were the middle party between the two.

You feel her shield herself with your legs as he tries to get her on his side.

‘NO! I’m not coming,you hurt mummy’ she stands up for you. ‘Daddy is a big meany!’ she mutters.

You wipe your eyes before you scoop up the toddler and telling her that you were alright and kissing her cheek. You place her down and tell her to go back inside.

You wait till she disappears inside, before you move closer to him.

‘Take me to the courts, I dare you’ you smile before you turn on your heels and walk off.