#rosamund pike x reader

[jessicaslittlelovesickmess]

In the pale moonlight

Pairing: Elspeth Catton x Reader

Warning: Fingering, infidelity, Farleigh being Farleigh, sub!Elspeth, age gap, reader is in her early twenties

"I saw you last night" Farleigh whispered in my ear as we sat out on the grass, Felix and Venetia already in the water "I'm not sure what you're talking about" I shrugged. He huffed muttering something under his breath about me being a silly little girl before rolling over to face the other side.

I knew he didn't like me he had made that clear since the moment we had met at school, hated the fact I was close with Felix and hated how the Cattons liked me.

But even as we sat at the dining table, Elspeth's heels made slow trails up my legs as her husband sat close by and Felix whispered in my ear about plans for tomorrow.

After dinner, as you all had left Elspeth made her way to your side slipping her pinkie with yours "Meet me in the gardens in the pale moonlight" voice so soft and airy it made your knees weak.

You waited by your window silently just watching the clouds and stars hoping to catch a glimpse of the blonde soon, Felix already dead asleep in his room. There was a blurring line on how you and Elspeth had started this little affair considering you were her son's best friend, her husband knew your father not to forget she had said husband.

Everything was a risk but feeling the older woman's breath against your neck as she pressed featherlight kisses made it all worth it. You loved the thrill of possibly getting caught and Farleigh always on your case only set you alight, soon enough you spotted the blonde making her way into the maze.

Quietly you left the mansion walking across the expanse of the estate bare feet padding across the dampened grass following the woman's trail. Upon entering the centre of the maze you were desperately pushed up against the statue Elspeth's lips locked with yours flipping yourselves around so she was now up against the statue she raised her leg to your hip, hands reaching under her thighs to lift her. Breaking apart for air you rest your forehead on hers she smile's whispering ''I need you'' before capturing your lips once more her legs wrapped around your waist, hands tangled in your hair "You have me".

You place her on the edge of the statue legs still wrapped around your waist you slide your hands up her shirt fondling her breasts before we begin removing each other's clothing. Going back to stand between her legs you take one of her nipples in your mouth swirling your tongue around the bud your hand slowly makes its way down her stomach and between her thighs.

Her arousal made it easy to slip two fingers into dripping cunt immediately her walls clench around your two digits you start to fasten the pace of your thrusts ''You like that hon?'' you asked nipping at her earlobe ''M-mhm'' Elspeth nodded her eyes closed, head thrown back. Moving your fingers upwards and hitting her g-spot caused her to release some of the most heavenly of moans making you add another finger speeding up even more. ''O-oh darling'' Elspeth shot up her hands latching into your hair ''I'm close darling'' She moaned into your ear her eyes rolling back as her body convulsed bringing my thumb to rub small tight circles on her clit.

''Let go baby'' Elspeth's legs unwrapped from your waist as they began to tremble her orgasm taking over, your fingers slow their pace allowing her to ride out her high taking them out you sucked them clean before kissing the woman and letting her taste herself on your lips. Sitting down beside her you couldn't help but smile ''what's got you so smiley?" the blonde looked over at you ''the gorgeous view'' whispering ''gorgeous?'' she raised a brow but you smiled ''you're the gorgeous one darling'' Elspeth smiled opening her arms for you to rest your head on her chest.

[missnightshade]

❝ MASTERLIST ❞

Welcome to this blog's masterlist of original writing.

Beware that most of the works here are gxg based with female characters, actresses or singers. I do not intend to assume no real person's sexuality, nor do I intend to follow canon page by page.

Some works from wattpad are to be posted here.

Requests are open (in any way you may see fit), but I do only write for the following list:

[🛑] = Works ready and posted on wattpad that will be posted here soon.

🌸 = Fluffy

⛈️ = Angst

🌹 = +18

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WEDNESDAY

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS

ㅤ Wednesday Addams x Reader

➤ nothing yet!

ㅤ Wednesday Addams x Original Character

➤ nothing yet!

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THE WHEEL OF TIME

MOIRAINE SEDAI/DAMODRED

ㅤ Moiraine Sedai x Reader

➤ nothing yet!

ㅤ Moiraine Sedai x Original Character

➤ Found | Found² [⛈️🌸]

➤ Remeant [🛑]

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ONCE UPON A TIME

REGINA MILLS

ㅤ Regina Mills x Reader

➤ nothing yet!

ㅤ Regina Mills x Original Character

➤ nothing yet!

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EVIL QUEEN

ㅤ Evil Queen x Reader

➤ nothing yet!

ㅤ Evil Queen x Original Character

➤ nothing yet!

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MARVEL

WANDA MAXIMOFF/THE SCARLETT WITCH

ㅤ Wanda Maximoff x Reader

➤ nothing yet!

ㅤ Wanda Maximoff x Original Character

➤ nothing yet!

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AGATHA HARKNESS

Agatha Harkness x Reader

➤ To Mend a Soul [⛈️🌸]

➤ I will remain, Love. [⛈️🌸]

➤ In Between [🌸]

➤ Her Peacemaker [🌸]

➤ Three of Swords . [⛈️🌸]

➤ My Love? [🌸]

Agatha Harkness x Original Character

➤ nothing yet!

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RIO VIDAL/LADY DEATH

Rio Vidal x Reader

➤ nothing yet!

Rio Vidal x Original Character

➤ nothing yet!

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AGATHARIO X READER/ORIGINAL CHARACTER

➤ nothing yet!

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KATE BISHOP

ㅤ Kate Bishop x Original Character

➤ nothing yet!

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ACTRESSES

ROSAMUND PIKE

➤ It was enchanting meeting you. [🛑]

➤ It was enchanting meeting you². [🛑]

➤ The best thing that's even been mine. [🛑]

➤ Afterglow. [🛑]

➤ Afterglow². [🛑]

➤ Afterglow ³. [🛑]

➤ Golden like daylight. [🛑]

➤ Your voice. [🛑]

➤ Falling in love in the cruelest way. [🛑]

➤ It takes a tribe. [🛑]

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HAILEE STEINFELD

➤ Call it what you want. [🛑]

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[lucky-joyous]

I’d let that little abnormality of a man do illegal things to me.

[marvelsgirl616]

Jacob Elordi as Felix Catton in Saltburn (2023)

[ghostgirl101]

Hands up for Oliver Quick fanfics.. ✋😏

For those of you who don't know, watch Saltburn in cinemas neow- Ollie's the definition of freaky-ass obsessive yandere... and I got some ideas for writing so if ykykyk

EDIT: Here's the first batch of headcanons :)

[suckerforcate]

Wheel of Time

Moiraine Sedai

Liandrin Sedai

[heyjudeart]

Pt. 1 she doesn’t know what’s happening she just got pulled into this. Pt 2 will be with siuan or liandrin

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Could one of the kind folks on the #saltburn tag please take a quick break from their “Jacob Elordi x fem!reader (content warning: devastating lack of homoeroticism)” posts to make a gif set of Rosamund Pike casually suggesting that Pulp’s 1995 hit single “Common People” was about her?

[lucky-joyous]

Can we just give Emerald Fennell all the money so she can keep creating mind fucking masterpieces ?

[astranva]

hi nov, i mean this politely and nicely and am sorry if it comes across rude. in pe!reader's wiki page her roles are mainly, if not all, played by white women in reality. i was wondering why you chose these roles in particular, as there are many acclaimed roles that wocs have taken, and i think choosing some of these helps to further the fact that pe!reader isn't a particular race, but rather an amazing actress? i just wanted your opinion, once again, sorry if this sounds rude. lots of love x

none of the roles i chose for pe!reader can only be played by a white person, hence why i haven’t included any period dramas or movies because if she were to play a historical figure, that would be me assigning her a specific race.

if you take out rosamund pike and replace her with a black actress, it would still happen. if you want to imagine a latina, a filipina, an arab, etc., it would still work.

they are mostly movies i love and have created a buzz and were block busters and since i want to view pe!reader as someone of a specific status, that was what i was searching for and not race. hope that makes sense. x

[marvelsgirl616]

Barry Keoghan as Oliver Quick in Saltburn.

[moonxsolitaire]

Hey!

How would y’all feel about a Hank Anderson (DBH) / Gender Neutral Reader chapter amongst all the other hyperfixation chapters- ALSO, I’ve been thinking of adding some (revamped) chapters from other fanfics I’ve written so they don’t get forgotten about it that would be a shame they went to waste.

So, feel free to check out my wattpad (beware for some ancient cringiness) and look through my fanfics and comment here which ones you’d like to have a chapter in the one shots fic!

Lastly, here’s a wee list of some of the one shots I’ve been thinking of doing! (ya might notice a pattern of MILFS)

(old) Carol Denning X Reader - maybe a Henny Russell X Reader instead

(Old) Carol Denning X Reader (A sorta AU where Y/N managed to get CO Hopper to free Carol instead of Chapman before she could get killed)

Perhaps a chapter with Rosamund Pike X Reader or Amy Dunne x Reader

(2018) Laurie Strode x Reader, I might do it so that it’s based on my fanfic about Laurie on wattpad where Michael is real but the movies had still been made and Y/N finds JLC to get help to dEfEaT Michael when they actually fall for each other- if I don’t do that, it’ll be a simple Laurie x reader

I might might do a Markus X Simon (DBH) chapter

I’ll probably do a JFK one that’ll most likely have a similar plot line that my ao3 fic does.

Regina George x Reader

(And I’ll keep updating with whatever hyperfixation I get at the time)

So, that’s it for now! Thanks for reading <3

Rhye

Now allow me to quickly make this clear, I do not in any way stand for the crimes Carol committed, it frankly disgusts me. I simply find her attractive so if you don’t like that please go elsewhere or you can leave recommendations on my page about ways I can change things up- it would be really appreciated.

Please be kind on my page, any hate will be deleted!

[teachingmycattoread]

Things We’ve Yelled About This Episode #12

The Perilous Life of Jade Yeo, Zen Cho (available here)

Male Novelist Jokes, Daniel Ortberg (x)

Jeeves and Wooster, P. G. Wodehouse

"A reader lives a thousand lives", A Dance With Dragons, George R. R. Martin

"Don't get off the plane" - Lotti is referring to the last episode of obscure and little-known sitcom Friends (wiki)

"I do not like Hardie, it was beastly what he said about Ravi being only clever. And he wrote a foolish book. Being good-looking and interesting and having the heavy-lidded gaze of a romantic tapir does not excuse writing a foolish book." The Perilous Life of Jade Yeo, Zen Cho

Jared Leto's "method" acting (x)

Bread and roses - referring to the political slogan (wiki)

"Margery is not allowed to read books because the words are too taxing for her intellects, so we are to see if we can arrange for me to come into her room to read to her. The doctor might not mind that. And Margery is to pretend to be wholly oblivious of my being pregnant, for fear that the Misses might ban contact to prevent my polluting her virginal mind." The Perilous Life of Jade Yeo, Zen Cho

Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen

"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte

Agnes Grey, Anne Bronte

“How melodramatic! I expect I would stop missing him when I was seventy. Oh dear, I can’t wait till I am old and past all unholy passions. When I am old I shall become an itinerant poet and wear a straw hat and never worry about love again.” The Perilous Life of Jade Yeo, Zen Cho

Persuasion, Jane Austen

“One must be true to oneself, and taste as much as one can of the varied buffet of life: that must be the guiding principle.” The Perilous Life of Jade Yeo, Zen Cho

“ I skulked in a corner...trying as hard as I could to look inscrutable and aloof, but feeling scrutable and loof as anything.” The Perilous Life of Jade Yeo, Zen Cho

The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald

Small Gods, Terry Pratchett

This story from reddit relationships, since deleted

Rosamund Pike (imdb)

What We're Reading

The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying, Marie Kondo

Garden or Graveyard, @shanastoryteller​ (ao3)

shanastoryteller’s fic in general (ao3)

The Watchmaker of Filigree Street, Natasha Pulley

Stormlight Archive, Brandon Sanderson

Wheel of Time, Brandon Sanderson

Next Time on Teaching My Cat To Read

Much Ado About Nothing, William Shakespeare

[adamwatchesmovies]

A Private War (2018)

A Private War suitably honors Marie Colvin and by extension, all journalists who put their lives on the line. It contains a phenomenal performance by Rosamund Pike, who is unrecognizable, even if you know it’s her. Whether you'll be engaging in its story is difficult to say.

Based on a true story, Marie Colvin (Pike) is a foreign affairs correspondent specializing in covering news reports in high-conflict areas in the Middle-East. The film follows her career through a number of important discoveries until the fateful day in Homs, Syria in February 2012.

You will leave A Private War with nothing but admiration for Marie Colvin - both the character and the real-life person. Few people would commit to any cause the way she does. She never compromises a story for her own safety, understanding fully that any discomfort she might experience is a small price to pay for the guilty accountable for their crimes. You catch glimpses of the stories that land her name on the front page of The Sunday Times and they make you shiver. If those headlines didn’t spell out her level of fortitude, then the time she loses an eye and decides to go right back into the fray does. Rosamund Pike does an excellent job portraying this woman who, as many of her close ones point out, has done so much, has paid her dues. No one would blame her for “retiring” to a safer place. Haunted by memories of the atrocities she’s witnessed, she nevertheless returns to the front lines. 

While the protagonist is terrific, the plot’s structure leaves some to be desired. The film spans a large amount of time and with every fast-forward jump, we’re reminded this is taking place X years before Homs. It doesn’t take a mind-reader to deduce what is going to happen in 2012. This robs the film of much tension. Although even a tiny bit of research would reveal to you what happened to Colvin and her choice photographer, Paul Conroy (Jamie Dornan) but this isn’t a documentary and I think many will go in not knowing. While the picture blitzes through important stories that led her to Homs, it feels rushed. You wish the picture would give you more details on what she saw as ultimately, it attempts to balance too many plates when every one of these headline-making events is added to the side characters and her personal relationships.

Inspired by the Vanity Fair article Marie Colvin’s Private War, this film by Matthew Heineman is good but not great. You get a glimpse at Marie Colvin’s life but not the full picture. Even so, this character-driven drama gets you to understand who she was and why she made an impact and for the lead performance, it's worth seeing. (Theatrical version on the big screen, December 1, 2018)

[yoyo-inspace]

MOOMINVALLEY is based on the beloved Moomin stories by Tove Jansson and will consist of two series of 13 x 22-minute-long episodes. It will broadcast in 2019 on Sky One in the UK and public broadcaster YLE in Finland. The show is being created by an outstanding team, including Oscar®-winning director Steve Box (Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit).

Cast and characters:

Moominmamma – Rosamund Pike (Gone Girl, A United Kingdom, An Education)

Moominpappa – Matt Berry (The IT Crowd, Toast of London, The Philanthropist)

Moomintroll – Taron Egerton (Kingsman, Eddie the Eagle, Testament of Youth)

Snorkmaiden – Akiya Henry (Bing, Bottersnikes and Gumble, Noddy in Toyland)

Sniff – Warwick Davis (Harry Potter, Star Wars, Life’s Too Short)

Little My – Bel Powley (The Diary of a Teenage Girl, A Royal Night Out, Carrie Pilby)

Snufkin – Edvin Endre (Eddie the Eagle, Vikings, Nameja gredzens)

Ninny – Mayumi Kawai

Teety-Woo – Matt Lucas (Bridesmaids, Doctor Who, Little Britain)

Too-Ticky – Katie Leung (Harry Potter)

Misabel – Rebecca Root (The Danish Girl, Boy Meets Girl)

Mymble – Jennifer Saunders (Absolutely Fabulous, French and Saunders, Shrek)

Emma the Stage Rat – Alison Steadman (Gavin & Stacey, Pride & Prejudice)

Hemulen (Female) – Susie Brann

Hemulen (Male) – Joe Wilkinson (Rovers, Miranda, Him & Her)

Mrs Fillyjonk – Kate Winslet (Titanic, Revolutionary Road, The Reader)

The Muskrat – Will Self (Shooting Stars, author of Phone and Sky Arts drama The Minor Character)

The Ghost – Richard Ayoade (The IT Crowd, presenter of Travel Man & Crystal Maze)

[lucky-joyous]

Apologies to anyone who stumbles upon my page for the next 2 months, I watched saltburn and I cannot stop naked Barry Keoghan from permeating the membrane of my mind.