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Diverse Sexuality (TV Shows)
A:
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013)
José "Joey" Gutierrez (Gay)
Marcus Benson (Gay)
All Saints (1998)
Charlotte Beaumont (Bisexual)
American Dad (2005)
Greg (Gay)
Terry (Gay)
Andor (2022)
Cinta Kaz (Unspecified WLW)
Vel Sartha (Unspecified WLW)
Arthur (1996)
Nigel Ratburn (Gay)
Patrick (Gay)
B:
Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Felix Gaeta (Bisexual)
Big Mouth (2017)
Ali (Pansexual)
Charles Lu (Unspecified MLM)
Connie LaCienega (Pansexual)
Elijah (Asexual)
Jayzarian "Jay" Bilzerian (Bisexual)
Jessica "Jessi" Glaser (Bisexual)
Matthew MacDell (Gay)
Maury Beverly (Pansexual)
Megan (Bisexual)
Mona (Bisexual)
Nadja El-Khoury (Lesbian)
Shannon Glaser (Lesbian)
Simon Sex (Bisexual)
Sonya Poinsettia (Bisexual)
Tyler Pico (Pansexual)
Bob's Burgers (2011)
Natalie "Nat" Kinkle (Unspecified WLW)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)
Jenny Gildenhorn (Bisexual)
Jocelyn Price (Lesbian)
Kevin Cozner (Gay)
Raymond "Ray" Holt (Gay)
Rosalita "Rosa" Diaz (Bisexual)
C:
Chicago Fire (2012)
Clarice Carthage (Bisexual)
Darren Ritter (Gay)
Emily Foster (Bisexual)
Leslie Shay (Lesbian)
Chicago Med (2015)
Lawrence Dayle (Unspecified MLM)
Peter Kalmick (Unspecified MLM)
Terry McNeal (Gay)
Code Black (2015)
Carla Niven (Lesbian)
Malaya Pineda (Lesbian)
Noa Kean (Bisexual)
Community (2009)
Craig Pelton (Unlabeled MLM)
Frankie Dart (Unspecified WLW)
Craig of the Creek (2018)
Alexis (Pansexual)
Courtney (Lesbian)
George (Gay)
Jasmine Williams (Lesbian)
Kelsey Pokoly (Lesbian)
Laura Mercer (Lesbian)
Raj (Gay)
Secret Keeper (Gay)
Shawn (Gay)
Stacks (Lesbian)
Tabitha (Lesbian)
D:
Dead End: Paranormal Park (2022)
Barney Guttman (Gay)
Logan Nguyen (Gay)
Norma Khan (Bisexual)
Zagan (Pansexual)
Doom Patrol (2019)
Kay Challis/Crazy Jane (Lesbian)
Larry Trainor (Gay)
Dr. Who (2005)
Adric (Pansexual)
Bill Potts (Lesbian)
Canton Everett Delaware ||| (Gay)
Chris Cwej (Bisexual)
Clara Oswald (Bisexual)
Elizabeth "Liz" Shaw (Bisexual)
Heather (Lesbian)
Jack Harkness (Omnisexual + Polyamorous)
Jennifer "Jenny Flint" Scarrity (Lesbian)
Madame Vastra (Lesbian)
Melony "River Song" Pond (Bisexual + Polyamorous)
Nyssa of Traken (Bisexual)
Oliver Harper (Gay)
Olivia "Liv" Chenka (Bisexual)
Patricia Haggard (Lesbian)
Rogue (Gay)
Tania Bell (Lesbian)
Tegan Jovanka (Bisexual)
Toshiko Sato (Bisexual)
Yasmin Khan (Queer)
E:
Equestria Girls (2017)
Sunset Shimmer (Bisexual)
ER (1994)
Courtney Brown (Lesbian)
Kerry Weaver (Lesbian)
Kim Legaspi (Lesbian)
Maggie Doyle (Lesbian)
Sandy Lopez (Lesbian)
Euphoria (2019)
Cal Jacobs (Bisexual)
Elliot (Unlabeled MLM)
Jules Vaughn (Unlabeled WLW)
Nate Jacobs (Unspecified MLM)
Rue Bennett (Lesbian)
Ever After High (2013)
Apple White (Unspecified WLW)
Darling Charming (Unspecified WLW)
F:
G:
Glee (2009)
Adam Crawford (Gay)
Alistair (Unspecified MLM)
Blaine Anderson (Gay)
Brittany Pierce (Bisexual)
Dani (Lesbian)
David "Dave" Karofsky (Gay)
Elliott Gilbert (Gay)
Hiram Barry (Gay)
Kurt Hummel (Gay)
Leroy Barry (Gay)
Santana Lopez (Lesbian)
Sebastian Smythe (Bisexual)
Spencer Porter (Gay)
Grey's Anatomy (2005)
Amelia Shepherd (Bisexual)
Arizona Robbins (Lesbian)
Callie Torres (Bisexual)
Carina DeLuca (Bisexual)
Dayna Knox (Lesbian)
Eliza Minnick (Lesbian)
Erica Hahn (Lesbian)
Levi Schmitt (Gay)
Mika Yasuda (Bisexual)
Nico Kim (Gay)
Taryn Helm (Lesbian)
Teddy Altman (Bisexual)
H:
Harley Quinn (2019)
Basil Karlo/Clayface (Gay)
Edward Nygma/The Riddler (Gay)
Frank (Asexual)
Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn (Bisexual)
Leslie Wills/Livewire (Lesbian)
Mari McCabe/Vixen (Bisexual)
Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy (Bisexual)
Selina Kyle/Catwoman (Unspecified WLW)
Sylvester "Sy" Borgman (Bisexual)
Hazbin Hotel (2024)
Alastor (Aromantic, Asexual)
Angel Dust (Gay)
Charlotte "Charlie" Morningstar (Lesbian)
Cherri Bomb (Bisexual)
Husker (Pansexual)
Sir Pentious (Bisexual)
Vaggie (Unspecified WLW)
Valentino (Pansexual)
Vox (Bisexual)
Heartbreak High (2022)
Darren Rivers (Gay, Queer)
Donald "Ca$h" Piggott (Asexual)
Dustin Reid (Unspecified MLM)
Malakai Mitchell (Bisexual)
Missy Beckett (Bisexual)
Quinni Gallagher-Jones (Lesbian)
Rowan Callaghan (Bisexual)
Sasha So (Lesbian)
Heartstopper (2022)
Ben Hope (Unspecified MLM)
Charles "Charlie" Spring (Gay)
Darcy Olsson (Lesbian)
Isaac Henderson (Asexual, Aromantic)
Nick Nelson (Bisexual)
Tara Jones (Lesbian)
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
James Stinson (Gay)
Human Resources (2022)
Claudia (Lesbian)
Danielle (Lesbian)
Flanny O'Lympic (Bisexual)
Van (Lesbian)
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Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir (2015)
Alix Kubdel (Aromantic)
Caline Bustier (Unspecified WLW)
Gisèle (Unspecified WLW)
Juleka Couffaine (Unspecified WLW)
Marc Anciel (Unspecified MLM)
Max Kanté (Asexual)
Nathaniel Kurtzberg (Unspecified MLM)
Rose Lavillant (Unspecified WLW)
Zoé Lee (Unspecified WLW)
Modern Family (2009)
Cameron Tucker (Gay)
Gil Thorpe (Gay)
Mitchell Pritchett (Gay)
Pepper Saltzman (Gay)
Ronaldo (Unspecified MLM)
Mom (2013)
Bonnie Plunkett (Bisexual)
Ray Stabler (Gay)
Rudy (Bisexual)
N:
Nanbaka (2016)
Jyugo (Bisexual)
New Amsterdam (2018)
Elizabeth Wilder (Bisexual)
Iggy Frome (Gay)
Lauren Bloom (Bisexual)
Leyla Shinwari (Lesbian)
Martin McIntyre (Gay)
New Girl (2011)
Melissa (Unspecified WLW)
Reagan Lucas (Bisexual)
Sadie (Lesbian)
O:
P:
Peacemaker (2022)
Christopher Smith/Peacemaker (Bisexual)
Leota Adebayo (Lesbian)
Private Practice (2007)
Amelia Shepherd (Bisexual)
Q:
R:
Raising Dion (2019)
Kat Neese (Lesbian)
Roswell, New Mexico (2019)
Alex Manes (Gay)
Allie Meyers (Unspecified WLW)
Anatsa Mufaro (Unspecified WLW)
Blaire (Unspecified WLW)
Forrest (Gay)
Isobel Evans-Bracken (Bisexual)
Michael Guerin (Bisexual)
Shivani Sen (Unspecified WLW)
Runaways (2017)
Karolina Dean (Lesbian)
Nico Minoru (Bisexual)
Xavin (Pansexual)
S:
Safe (2018)
Pete Mayfield (Gay)
Saving Hope (2012)
Bree Hannigan (Lesbian)
Maggie Lin (Bisexual)
Sydney Katz (Lesbian)
Shadowhunters (2016)
Alexander "Alec" Lightwood (Gay)
Aline Penhallow (Unspecified WLW)
Magnus Bane (Bisexual)
Olivia Wilson (Unspecified WLW)
Samantha (Unspecified WLW)
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
Adora (Lesbian)
Bow (Bisexual)
Catra (Lesbian)
Double Trouble (Gay)
Entrapta (Bisexual)
George (Gay)
Glimmer (Bisexual)
Huntara (Lesbian)
Kyle (Bisexual)
Lance (Gay)
Light Hope (Lesbian)
Lonnie (Bisexual)
Mara (Lesbian)
Mermista (Bisexual)
Netossa (Lesbian)
Perfuma (Unspecified WLW)
Rogelio (Bisexual)
Scorpia (Lesbian)
Sea Hawk (Bisexual)
Spinnerella (Lesbian)
Station 19 (2018)
Amelia Shepherd (Bisexual)
Carina DeLuca (Bisexual)
Dayna Knox (Lesbian)
Eli Stern (Bisexual)
Emmett Dixon (Gay)
Maya Bishop (Bisexual)
Michelle Alvarez (Lesbian)
Nikki (Bisexual)
Pam Williams (Lesbian)
Travis Montgomery (Gay)
Steven Universe (2013)
Bismuth (Lesbian)
Dogcopter (Gay)
Harold Smiley (Gay)
Pearl (Lesbian)
Peridot (Asexual, Aromantic)
Ruby (Lesbian)
Sapphire (Lesbian)
Stumptown (2019)
Dex Parios (Bisexual)
T:
The Babysitter's Club (2020)
Dawn Schafer (Unlabeled WLW)
Janine Kishi (Lesbian)
The Magicians (2015)
Eliot Waugh (Gay)
The Owl House (2020)
Amity Blight (Lesbian)
Darius Deamonne (Gay)
Eda Clawthorne (Bisexual)
Gilbert Park (Unspecified MLM)
Harvey Park (Unspecified MLM)
Hunter (Bisexual)
Lilith Clawthorne (Asexual, Aromantic)
Luz Noceda (Bisexual)
Willow Park (Bisexual)
The Resident (2018)
Jake Wong (Gay)
The Rookie (2018)
Jackson West (Gay)
Gino Brown (Gay)
The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy (2024)
Klak (Unspecified WLW)
Slug Girl (Unspecified WLW)
The 100 (2014)
Bryan (Gay)
Clarke Griffin (Bisexual)
Eric Jackson (Gay)
Lexa (Lesbian)
Nathan Miller (Gay)
Niylah (Lesbian)
Zev (Gay)
Titans (2018)
Tim Drake/Robin (Bisexual)
Total Drama (Franchise)
Bowie (Gay)
Raj (Gay)
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Z:
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9-1-1 (2018)
David Hale (Unspecified MLM)
Evan "Buck" Buckley (Bisexual)
Henrietta "Hen" Wilson (Lesbian)
John Russo (Unspecified MLM)
Karen Wilson (Lesbian)
Michael Grant (Gay)
Tommy Kinard (Gay)
9-1-1: Lone Star (2020)
Carlos Reyes (Gay)
Tyler Kennedy "TK" Strand (Gay)
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The Inexplicable Lives of Henry Fox and Alex Claremont-Diaz (A Chronicle of Marriage and Parenthood)
The Inexplicable Lives of Henry Fox and Alex Claremont-Diaz (A Chronicle of Marriage and Parenthood) https://ift.tt/32Fuq4B by luisasfalsegod When Henry Fox met Alexander Claremont-Diaz his life changed forever. When Henry Fox fell in love with Alexander Claremont-Diaz he realised for the first time in his life that home wasn’t a place, but a person. It is not despite this but because of this that Henry bought the brownstone, knowing that one day it would be their home. Although Alexander Claremont-Diaz is his home, there is nothing he wants more in the world than to build a home, and a family together with him—to alternate from two homes side by side and become one. Words: 4458, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 2 of Firstprince Girldads Universe Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Original Child Character(s), June Claremont-Diaz, Nora Holleran, Beatrice Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Percy "Pez" Okonjo, Catherine Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Arthur Fox, Ellen Claremont, Oscar Diaz (Red White & Royal Blue) Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: Girldads, dads, Kid Fic, Fluff, Family Fluff, Family Feels, discussion of adoption and surrogacy, Adoption, abdication, Canon Compliant, Post-Canon, But also, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, First Moments, Nursery, School, Holidays, Engagement, Wedding, Honeymoon Content, Firstprince are soulmates but they are also absolutely ridiculous, Discussion of Mental Health, Alex Claremont-Diaz Loves Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Loves Alex Claremont-Diaz, Alex Claremont-Diaz Has ADHD, Autistic Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Therapy, Implied Sexual Content, more tags will be added, Lawyer Alex Claremont-Diaz, Writer Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Henry Fox owns a shelter for queer youth, Canon - Book & Movie Combination, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Henry Fox has long hair and Alex has a beard and wears his glasses, Domestic Fluff, book height difference, Nora and June are godparents, Rosalita Claremont-Diaz Fox, because she deserves her own tag okay, Minor June Claremont-Diaz/Nora Holleran via AO3 works tagged 'Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor' https://ift.tt/3kBL5D4 January 15, 2024 at 09:19AM
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— Rosa Diaz icons with psd + Brooklyn 99 headers
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there is only one person out there that literally screams ,,big dick energy" and it is rosalita diaz, i take no criticism
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that moment when you find out rosa’s real name is rosalita, i’m shocked but also, it’s hot
#from now on I’ll only call her rosalita#brooklyn 99#rosa diaz#brooklyn 99 rosa#stephanie beatriz#brooklyn nine nine#rosalita diaz
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Rosa, Rosa, Rosalita
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ROSALITA?????
ROSALITA??????
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rosalita diaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kids Again
Masterlist
Pairing: Rosa Diaz x fem!reader
Summary: A series of moments in your relationship leads you to one night in Shaw’s, where everything seems different now. Inspired by Kids Again by Sam Smith.
Warnings: angst mixed in with fluff, alcohol use and mentions, smut scene so tiny you’ll barely notice it but still 18+ ONLY (fingering and oral)
A/N: finally got around to listening to Sam’s latest album and as you can see, I immediately latched onto this particular song. the lyrics are sprinkled in throughout the fic and in italics! can’t wait to hear your thoughts :)
Can't believe I still avoid east side
Even though I know that you don't live there now
Lately you're the only thing on my mind
And I can't stop myself from driving by your house
“So there’s a really nice bowling alley on the eastside, or we can try--”
“Let’s go to the other one,” you interjected, forcing a tight-lipped smile when your friend looked up from her phone. She simply shrugged and looked up the address while you took the time to remember why you didn’t step foot on that side of town anymore.
It was a few months after your sixteenth birthday, and you were still just as excited to drive everywhere as you were when you got your license and used car. Being her best friend (and really the only person in the world that she didn’t hate somehow), you had the gift of Rosa riding along in your passenger seat at all times, acting as navigation and snack holder when the situation called for it.
“What time is it?” you asked curiously and Rosa checked her watch.
“9:58.”
“Crap, I gotta get you home now,” you grumbled as you approached a red light, the pout you directed at her shifting into a smile when she grabbed your hand off the steering wheel.
“You really don’t.”
“No, I do. You’re in enough trouble as it is right now that I’m lucky you get to come out with me at all.”
You pulled your hand away to drive when the light changed, biting your lip to hide a grin when she moved hers to hold onto your thigh instead. The rest of the drive to her house was filled with silence, aside from the occasional noise from the surrounding traffic bleeding through the cracked windows. You turned to bid her goodnight when you parked, instantly cut off by her lips on yours. She was out of the car and inside before you could react, but the feeling of her kiss stayed with you through the rest of the night.
She had moved several times since that night, but her parents still lived there. You knew that by the glimpses of her mother and father you caught on the days you couldn’t help but drive past, needing the reminder of that first kiss to wash away the memory of the last.
Livin' out of suitcases and hotels
Drinking way too much and talking through the night
Really wish I didn't know you so well
Wouldn't be so hard to leave the past behind
“Fuck, don’t stop, fuck!” you cried out as you held onto Rosa’s hair, trying not to suffocate her with your legs as she worked between them.
“I’m sorry,” she teased as she pulled away, her wet lips forming a smirk as her fingers continued to thrust in and out of you at a steady pace. “What was it that you didn’t want me to do?”
“Fuck you.”
“That’s what I thought I was doing.”
She quickened her pace as she lowered her lips to your clit again, sucking and licking mercilessly as each of your moans came out louder than the last. Your back arched off the mattress as you climaxed and slowly relaxed again as you came down, laughing as Rosa raised her naked form to press her lips against yours, pushing her tongue against yours to allow you to taste yourself.
“We need to stop getting drunk at dinner,” you sighed happily, giggling when Rosa frowned at you.
“Why? Drunk sex is the best.” She shifted next to you on the bed and pulled you in to rest against her bare chest, wrapping her arms around you. “It’s not our fault Italy has incredible wine.”
“You’re right, it isn’t.” You listened to her heartbeat for a moment as her fingers trailed up and down your back, eventually sitting up to meet her gaze again. “Okay, what’s going on?”
“What?”
“There was significantly less shit-talking, which is apparently your favorite part of fucking me.” You placed your hand on her cheek as she turned away from you, forcing her to look at you again. “Tell me what’s on your mind, my sweet Rosalita.”
“I just worry about whether or not I’m cut out to be a cop, let alone a detective. Didn’t exactly start out so great.”
“Rosa,” you began, moving to straddle her waist and smiling when her hands instantly went to hold your hips. “One mistake doesn’t define your whole life! If it did, I’d still be ridiculed for some clothing choices from middle school. Clearly the academy sees some potential in you, since you were accepted into the program, and took a chance with you. Now you just have to give yourself a chance to live as the person you want to be, okay?”
“Okay. Thanks.”
“No problem.” You leaned forward to capture her lips again, smiling against them as you pulled away. “Feeling any better?”
“I am.” She flipped the two of you in one motion, and you grew a bit fearful at the mischievous glint in her eye. “Also, never call me sweet ever again.”
“Okay, sweet--” The rest of your words were cut off by a loud squeal as she attacked your sides with quick fingers, grinning at the sight of you squirming and laughing under her. If it was up to her, she’d spend the rest of her life in this hotel room with you.
Ooh, every time I hear our song it kind of hurts me still
And ooh, even after all this time I kind of miss you still
If you had the physical strength to, you would’ve punched the radio to silence it, so you settled for turning it off instead. Still air was much worse though, as it left you with your thoughts, so you ended up flipping to a station for kids music. Safe enough, right?
The irony of hearing you and Rosa’s song mere minutes after she broke up with you was not lost, and if anything, it made the whole situation hurt worse. When your girlfriend called you over to her apartment last minute, you assumed she was surprising you with a proposal with the way she’d been acting lately.
Instead you were given the exact opposite, parting words that held the excuse of falling for someone else. Unfortunately for Rosa, you knew her better than anyone, which meant knowing she’d never--in this lifetime or the next--cheat on anyone. Especially not you. You wanted to fight her on it, fight and cry and scream until she saw sense, but you didn’t.
Instead you settled on driving away and going home to drown your sorrows in a bottle of wine she bought you during your trip in Italy, the one that had you convinced she’d love you forever.
Tell me how you live without it
Did somebody change your world
And now you don't look back
“Didn’t expect to see you here.”
You lifted your gaze from the beer bottle on the table to the woman now sitting across from you.
“Detectives aren’t the only people that call this bar home.”
She nodded in recognition, lifting her own beer to take a sip.
“Thought you were more of a wine girl?” she dared to question, scolding herself quietly when you let out a humorless laugh.
“I was, but it started to leave a bitter taste in my mouth.” You drained the rest of the bottle and dropped it harshly back on the table. “What do you want, Rosa?”
“I don’t know. I saw you sitting here when I walked in and couldn’t stop myself from coming over.” She took another sip in hopes of drinking away her nerves, something she hadn’t felt around you in years. “So how have you been?”
You shook your head. “I know you hate small talk, so I’ll save you this painful exchange by asking you something. Was there really another woman, or did you let your fear of commitment ruin another good thing in your life?”
“I don’t have a fear of commitment,” she countered, but you saw right through her cleverly disguised shaky tone.
“We dated from the day of our high school graduation to our mid-twenties and only lived together in hotel rooms on our trips abroad.”
“I move around a lot. I didn’t want to inconvenience you.”
“I would’ve followed you anywhere,” you told her as you placed your hand over hers on the table, your eyes never leaving hers. “You know that.”
“Fine.” She sighed heavily as she placed her beer off to the side to grab your other hand. “I lied because I was afraid and I’m here now because life without you is way fucking harder than I thought it would be. So what if I asked you to revive old times with me and come back?”
“I’d tell you that I have no interest in reliving something that started when we were kids. I can’t go backwards in life, only forward.”
“What if I promised to really commit this time? What if I promised to never let you go until death do us part?” she asked quietly as tears filled her focused eyes, her voice cracking in a way that had you swallowing with difficulty.
“Then I’d tell you that I want to learn about the woman you’ve grown into before I make any major decisions, but you have definitely caught my attention.”
A smile slowly formed on your lips that influenced hers, until you were practically grinning at each other.
“Come on.”
She got up and you watched her with a frown, grabbing your jacket as you stood too.
“Where are we going?” you asked, and she nodded to a group of detectives laughing and talking together in a booth.
“First lesson on who I’ve become starts now.”
No, we'll never be kids again
No, we'll never, never, ever, ever, ever, ever....
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Tags: @creepingwolfberry @rosadiazswifey @xetherealbeautyx @gaulty74 @milkfromhell
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Toyomitsu Tashiro / Fatgum
B R O O K L Y N N I N E - N I N E
Jacob “Jake” Peralta
Amelia “Amy” Santiago
Rosalita “Rosa” Diaz
Terrance “Terry” Jeffords
Charles Boyle
Gina Linetti
C R I M I N A L M I N D S
Spencer Reid
Aaron Hotchner
Jennifer Jareau
Emily Prentiss
Derek Morgan
Penelope Garcia
David Rossi
L U C I F E R
Lucifer Morningstar
Chloe Decker
Mazikeen
Linda Martin
Daniel Decker
Charlotte Richards / Goddess
Amenadiel
Ella Lopez
T H E G O O D P L A C E
Michel
Elenor Shellstrop
Chidi Anagonye
Tahani Al-Jamil
Jason Mendoza
S H A M E L E S S
Fiona Gallagher
Carl Gallagher
Philip “Lip” Gallagher
Debbie Gallagher
Jimmy “Steve” Lishman
Kevin Ball
Veronica Fisher
M I S C E L L A N E O U S
Barry Berkman ( Barry )
Stu Macher / Ghostface ( Scream 1996 )
Charles Lee Ray / Chucky ( Childs Play Franchise )
Michael Myers / The Shape ( Halloween Franchise )
Jason Voorhees ( Friday the 13ᵗʰ Franchise )
Tiffany Valentine ( Bride of Chucky )
Susie / The Legion ( Dead by Daylight )
Anna / The Huntress ( Dead by Daylight )
Officer Slater ( Superbad )
Pete Davidson
Harley Quinn ( DC Universe )
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Stephanie Beatriz’s Rosalita ‘Rosa’ Diaz
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The Prince and the Handsome Peasant Boy: A Firstprince Bedtime Story
The Prince and the Handsome Peasant Boy: A Firstprince Bedtime Story https://ift.tt/sniz4wG by jenlambert Certified wholesome dads Henry and Alex tuck in their two little girls, Rosalita and Charlotte, with a bedtime story in their Texas lake house. Little do the girls know that the author himself is performing his first reading for the book's most important critics. Words: 2008, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Alex Claremont-Diaz Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Alex Claremont-Diaz & Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: Babies, Family, Family Fluff, Bedtime Stories, Future Fic, Comfort, Fatherhood, married with kids, Married Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Parents Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, henry and alex are the best dads, Kid Fic, Marriage, firstprince via AO3 works tagged 'Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor' https://ift.tt/Zebho3Y November 01, 2023 at 03:26PM
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tell me again (about how it hurts)
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it’s Rosa’s first thanksgiving after coming out to her parents - it’s very angst loaded and centers mostly on Rosa’s journey of it all. written for the fall fic exchange on tumblr for @exploding-snapple: I chose the prompt “Rosa's first Thanksgiving with her family (including her two sisters and their kids) since coming out“ and combined it with Rosa’s and Amy’s friendship because they’re the sleuth sisters!Thank you to @b99fandomevents for organizing the Fall Fic Exchange! You’re doing great! And thank you to @meepmorpperaltiago @enigmatic-b1tch @b99peraltiago and @darkrosemind for being so patient with me and my insecurities.
Now that we have that out of the way:
I really hope you enjoy it!
“Coming out feels like you have no space to rest but everything around you is a bed. It is to watch your loved ones mistake the flowers on your tongue for high-power blades. And nothing you say will make the cuts heal faster but saying nothing, saying nothing will mean the cut stays a cut. Bloodstains the shape of mouths that will spell acceptance only as long as it is another’s daughter. My coming out was an apology repeating itself endlessly until it found out there was no forgiveness.” - Swastika Jajoo
When you got the text from your sister, asking if you’re going to be coming home this weekend for Thanksgiving you froze. For a second there, you stopped breathing and tried to push down the anxiety that rose at the thought of having to go back home. It made you sick but so did it from the first year you moved out. (Ever since you can remember really.)
[[MORE]]
Returning home for Thanksgiving always goes something along the lines of: all your family there and everyone is asking you if you found a good guy yet. Seeing your sisters happily married with their husbands and all their children prancing about. Viewing the whole house as their playground, running around without a sorrow on their mind. Without care or concern for the world around them. And then there’s always been you: alone, different, isolated, alien. Always feeling out of place in the house, in a world, that once had been your playground.
You shuddered at the thought of returning home after what had happened only a few months prior: the restaurant and the shouting, family game night, more shouting (and shouting and shouting and shouting), your father coming to your work to apologize, your mother--
And once upon-a-time-family-game-nights.
And god, the tears. Tears over tears over tears. Your mother’s words burning hot like acid on your skin. A constant reminder that maybe you truly are unloved. That maybe you don’t deserve the love of your family after all.
You always dreaded any family gathering for that matter. The thought of having to hide who you are in front of the people that were supposed to know you since the beginning of time was just-- your family never talked much about anything anyway but this, this always felt different. In an unexplainable gut wrenching way. It makes you sick to your stomach.
And in that moment you just wanted to throw your phone against the wall, scream and hide and cry (no, you don’t cry) and get drunk on tequila by yourself, then get on your motorbike and drive until there’s nowhere to go anymore. Maybe, you thought, you’d discover the end of the world. Maybe you’d just find happiness. Maybe you’d finally find peace. (Maybe you’d cry silent tears when no one else would be around for miles and miles. And maybe your tears wouldn’t be as silent as you made it out in your head. Maybe you’d scream all the pain away.)
You came out to your sisters just after you did to your parents. Since you got out of prison, after being wrongly convicted, it was your thing to meet at least once a month at your older sister’s home to catch up. Your sisters’ thing anyway. They started doing it years and years back.
You remember how anxious you were to introduce them to Alicia, still not ready to do it on your own. To sit across your family and let them in on your deepest, darkest secret. You relive how the anxiety rose at the thought of telling them: “I’m bi and this my girlfriend” and when you did just that you instantly felt like running and running and hiding and cutting off contact with everyone and vanishing from the face of the earth. You recall Alicia’s soft fingertips on the back of your hand, softly caressing it in circular motions. Remember the warm embrace of your older sister, how you were pulled close by her and how the pad of a thumb softly wiped a tear away from your cheek. How you were embraced by the familiar smell of being safe.
Sometimes you still regret being such a closed off person but it had always been easier this way.
“There’s no need to cry, Rosalita”, she’d said “it’s okay. It’s all okay”, followed by the confession that their mother already called to tell them and that they got into a fight over it because it was not their mother’s place to go around and tell everyone about your life.
Followed by another hug.
Followed by the admission that you had already come out to her when you were sixteen and had to be picked up from a house party for the first time. You had been drunk and crying all the way home and when you were asked why there were tears streaming down your face all you could say and repeat was “I’m bi and I know it’s wrong but I don’t know how to stop it, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry” before throwing up on your front lawn and then passing out as soon as you got into your bed.
Your face had gone red instantly because you remembered that night vividly: sneaking off and getting drunk out of your mind because you realized you fell for your best friend. Hard. Her luscious blonde hair and red lips. Her smile. The way she carried herself. You later on found out that she was falling for you as well. But then you graduated and moved to different parts of the country and calling daily became calling once a week became texting became silence. And you remember waking up in your own bed. And then there was the fact that your sister had known for twenty years. And yet never told anyone.
At least you had them on your side.
Your other sister had just been sitting there, observing the scene that was unfolding in front of her. She, too, smiled but she, too, wasn’t as good as dealing with emotions as your older sister.
But them not hating you was enough for you.
You got pulled out of your thoughts by a second text, subsequently realizing that you still hadn’t answered the first one yet.
Por supuesto, tu pareja también está invitada. Además, mamá y papá vienen. Espero que sepas que está bien si aún no estás listo para verla. Sé que ha sido difícil para los dos. Solo sé que ella te quiere mucho. Y yo también. Estoy aquí por ti, hermana. Siempre. (Of course your significant other is invited as well. Also, Mom and Dad are coming. I hope that you know that it’s okay if you're not ready to see her yet. I know it’s been hard for the both of you. Just know that she loves you very much. And so do I. I'm here for you, sister. Forever.)
This time, you answered.
I’ll be there.
And then there was the fact that Amy invited herself to join.
(It definitely didn’t happen like this:
“What are you doing for Thanksgiving?”
“I’m-- Okay im going to be honest. If you say something I am going to kill you. I have at least three different weapons on me right now. Not counting the work-issued gun. Understood?”
Amy just nodded, smiling.
“I’m going to my parents’ house. And everyone’s going to be there and it’s my first year since coming out and - I can’t believe I’m going to say this - do you want to come? I know that you’re not going home this year. Or to Jake’s. Of course you don’t have to if-“
“No! Of course I’m gonna come. It’ll be great. I can finally learn about high school you Diaz. Maybe I’ll finally find out about the pink hair situa-“
“Okay no. I changed my mind. You can’t come.”
Amy just shrugged, grinning. “Too late. I’m coming and there’s nothing you can do about it.”)
(Secretly, you are more than thankful for Amy tagging along. It seems dumb to you but you still aren’t ready to face your family alone. And now you have all your sisters on your side.)
That’s how you find yourself in the position you are in right now: sitting in the passenger seat of Amy’s car, riddled with anxiety, seemingly not able to muster up the courage to open the car door. Because once that door is open there’s no going back. If you are looking at all of this realistically you know that your family knows you’re here. They must have spotted you by now.
Suddenly, there’s a hand on your hand and when you look up you’re met with Amy’s brown eyes and an encouraging smile. “Do you want to leave? We can leave right now if you want to”, she asks, her voice laced with sincerity and concern.
You contemplate it for a second but then shake your head. “Just-- one more minute.”
Thankfully, Amy doesn’t question you and you resume staring at the door handle in silence. Then, you hear the drivers’ door open, feel the weight of the car shift and hear the drivers’ door close again. And then your side opens and Amy is holding out her hand to you. “Come on. You-- we can do this. I’m right by your side and we can leave at any second, no follow up questions.”
Inhaling deeply, you take your friend’s hand and get pulled out of the vehicle. Instantly, all you want is to return back into the safety of the car. And while one door closes behind you, the front door of your childhood home opens up.
You hear the old wooden door creak open and you hope it’s your mother waiting to greet you like she did every day after school. When the smell of freshly cooked food would greet you from all the way down the street and nothing had been broken (yet). When everything seemed to be more alright. When there were secrets standing in between you. When you thought of your mother’s love as something unconditional, unbreakable but deep down knew that this was just part of your imagination because otherwise you would’ve told her.
You gulp at the realization.
Instead of your mother a boy of maybe thirteen years of age comes barreling towards you.
“Tía Rosa!”, he shouts excitedly before almost crashing into you. You let go of Amy’s hand just in time to catch the boy. “I thought you wouldn’t come. I’ve been waiting all day for you!”
And for the first time since you woke up that day, you smile. “Alex! I’m here now aren’t I?”
“I have so much to tell you-“, he starts rambling while pulling you inside the house, Amy follows closely behind.
Once inside, you are immediately embraced by your father’s strong arms. “I missed you, mija”, he admits and then turns to Amy: “Good to see you again, Amy”, before briefly hugging her as well, directing the next sentences to both of you: “You don’t have to help in the kitchen, come and sit with us in the living room”, while already walking into the general direction of it.
That makes you stop dead in your tracks. “I always help in the kitchen. Why am I not supposed to now?” you observe Oscar freezing in his spot but he doesn’t give you an answer.
And you know it’s because it’s your mother doesn’t want to see you. And the feeling if ‘I shouldn’t have come’ creeps up your throat. You want to scream at him and at her but instead you calmly ask: “Is it because Mamí is in there and she doesn’t want me to help?”
You still don’t get an answer.
“It is, isn’t it?”
Oscar slowly turns around, face in agony. He runs his right hand through his hair. “Listen mija, she still-- hasn’t figured it out. And it’s not that she doesn’t want you in there it’s just--“
“- that she doesn’t want me there. Or here, I suppose. Great. I understand”, you complete his sentence after a few seconds of silence. You turn to Amy. “This was a bad idea. We should go.” You then proceed to walk back to the front door, desperately trying to keep the tears at bay. You’re not going to cry here. In front of your father. In front of everybody.
In that moment the kitchen door opens and your older sister steps out. Her head is still turned to the kitchen as she finishes the conversation. “- I know! I’ll be right back!” And when she turns, her eyes are met with yours.
“Ro-Ro!”, she exclaims smiling and it sets something off in you and you feel the tears starting to stream down your face. Your older sister hurries to you to embrace you and you hide your face in her sweater.. “No need to cry”, she jokes and then leans in and whispers “you wanna go outside?”
You nod, face still buried in your sister’s neck.
She then turns to Amy, smiling. “You must be Amy. Would you mind helping in the kitchen?”
You can’t help but chuckle through the tears and imagine that Amy blushes furiously. “I’m really bad in the kitchen so it would be a really bad idea. Everything I touch turns into something inedible. I might accidentally burn the house down in the process”, she explains whole your sister leads you out the door.
“You could still join us in the living room”, Oscar suggests is what you hear before the door closes behind you.
You settle down on the steps of the front porch, neither of you talking. You rest your head on your sister’s shoulder and she lightly tangles her fingers in your curls.
“I’m really glad you came”, your sister admits quietly, breaking the comfortable silence. “It’s all going to be alright someday.”
You chuckle bitterly. “Everyone seems to say that. But it really doesn’t look like it. And I’m really scared it never will be again.” Your voice breaks at the last few words. There’s tears streaming down your face again.
After about ten more minutes of silence, your sister gets up from the steps again. “I have to get back to helping. You know how Mamí is. She’ll-- She’ll come around eventually, Ro. Just give her some more time, okay?”
You nod.
You don’t know what you’re supposed to say when you know the things you are promised might just be someone saying something in the spur of the moment. And doesn’t mean it. So you don’t say anything. “Do you want me to bring Amy?”, your sister asks instead. You shake your head.
“I’ll be right in.”
As soon as the front door closes again, you are hit by another wave of sadness and tears. Before all of this happened you never knew you could cry this much in one day. You just want to be alone in your apartment and get drunk and hide under your covers in the dark and reread the text exchange between Alicia and yourself.
Alicia.
You hadn’t thought about your ex-girlfriend in days.
You miss Alicia. Miss the warmth she provided and the arms holding you tight at night when the nightmares of prison were haunting you again. Miss her smooth skin and soft melodic voice. Miss her every time you lay in the bed that now feels too big for one single person. Miss her laugh and waking up next to her. Miss how you could be your true, vulnerable self around her. Miss her
You miss Alicia and your mother. Your mother that’s no ten meters away from you but doesn’t want to see you.
And it hurts.
“Why are crying?”, Alex’s voice suddenly asks. “You’re too badass to cry.” He frowns as if he only realized in that second that he can’t quite put his finger on what exactly was wrong. You wipe the tears off your face in a hurry before being handed a tissue by your nephew.
“Well, everything feels different now,'' you admit without thinking and sigh. “Mamí isn’t talking to me and it’s weird, y’know? I’m not allowed in the kitchen and just being here feels wrong.” There’s a short period of silence, Alex waiting for you to finish. “I shouldn’t have come.”
“You should have because I wanted to see you. I missed you. We all did. Is it because of the fight you had with Grandma?”
You wonder how he knows about this and how he’s so compassionate for his thirteen years of age. How considerate he is. Your sister did a great job raising him, you think. You contemplate if telling him would be the right thing to do but the words tumble out of your mouth before you can come to a decision. “Yeah. Because I told her I am bisexual. Do you know what that means?”
To your surprise, Alex nods in understanding. “Of course I do. Mom explained it all to me when I was like nine”, he tells you as if you should have been aware of him knowing. As if he was stating the obvious. Of course he knows. His mom talked to him about it. You’re both quiet for a moment until Alex adds: “I think I am, too, actually. Bisexual, I mean.”
’Okay, cool cool cool cool cool’, you think. “When did you realize?” You hate being asked this question but it’s the only thing coming to you right now.
“Easy. I was watching Cloak & Dagger and I thought Dagger: hot. Cloak: also hot.”
You have to laugh. “Have you ever seen Saved By The Bell?”, Alex shakes his head. “We definitely have to watch it! You’ll love it.” You didn’t realize how close he’d been all of a sudden until he hugs you tightly.
“You’re the coolest, Rosa. And I’m glad you came even though Grandma isn’t talking to you. I like hanging out with you, you’re like my hero. I mean Mom knows about me maybe being bi but it’s cool to have you to talk to about it. It was cool hanging out with you before already but now it’s even cooler.”
You don’t know what to say so you pull him closer.
Hero. It leaves a bitter aftertaste of responsibility in your mouth. But it's one you’re ready to take on.
It’s quiet between you until Alex mumbles ”I don’t want Grandma to hate me, too.” And you’re pretty sure you weren’t supposed to hear this but you did.
“She doesn’t hate you”, you want to say. “She doesn’t really hate either of us. It’s just hard on her. I get that. It’s always different when it’s your own family.” But you know it’s just a lot of empty words strung together so instead you pull him even closer and say “Yeah, I know exactly how you feel. You’ll always have your mother and me though.”
He nods solemnly before asking her “Do you have a girlfriend? Or a boyfriend?”, and you sigh.
“I had. But we broke up last week because she got offered a place to study in London. She left yesterday morning.”
Alex just nods.
You feel the wind touch your skin harshly and you realize that neither of you wears a jacket. After observing the goosebumps for a second you suggest to head inside in a desperate attempt to change the subject. “I’m freezing!”, you add for good measure.
Alex jumps to his feet and follows you inside and you’re immediately embraced by the warmth of the house.
By now you made peace with the idea of having to spend the remainder of the evening with your dad and Amy and your sisters’ husbands and kids in the living room.
What you dont expect when you turn the corner though, is to encounter your mother in the living room, animatedly chatting away with Amy, who is surrounded by the younger children.
It’s the first time you’ve seen her since the futile game of Pictionary, where you had to explain to your parents that being bisexual is a thing because you are it. And then telling you that it’s a phase and you’ll marry a man and have grandchildren with him.
When you dare to step into the living room, everything suddenly quiets down and the tension in the room is palpable. You feel like choking the second you make eye contact with your mother and you’re aware of your heart starting to race and your palms getting sweaty.
And you can’t breathe anymore.
“Mamí”, you force out, your voice laced with pain. “Lo siento. Te extraño. Por favor perdoname.” (Mom, I’m sorry. I miss you. Please forgive me.) You don’t know what she should forgive you for because it should be the other way around, her seeking your forgiveness but all you want is to hear her speak and take you into her arms.
And make peace.
Your mother looks at you and you can clearly see the tears in her eyes. The struggle within herself is visible even across the room.
It looks like she’s trying to go over to you, struggling with herself. Then, without a word, she turns away and disappears back into the kitchen.
You still stand there, petrified in place for what feels like an eternity but couldn’t have been more than fifteen seconds. You feel your nephew hugging you tight, feel his pain translate into your body. The ringing in your ears gets louder and you are starting to feel dizzy. And then Amy is grabbing your hand. Your father is trying to apologize to you but you can’t hear him because there’s a ringing in your ears. You can just barely make him out through the blurriness of your view.
Amy leads you to her car and you get in, woodenly, staring ahead into emptiness. You feel Amy reaching over your body to buckle you in and then she’s driving.
And then she’s not.
And then you cry.
You cry and cry and cry while your friend holds your hand and you sit in silence until you’re all cried out. She drives you home and you get drunk on various kinds of liquor together. When Amy reaches her Six-Drink-Potential you tell her about Alicia and how you miss your mother and she tells you about her struggles while you and her fiancé were in prison.
You fall asleep on the living room floor where Jake finds you the next day.
(It takes you almost six months, a particularly gory case that entails the mother of the victim which reminded you so much of the relationship you had to have with your mother and the tenacity of both your best friend and your current girlfriend respectively until you muster up the courage to call your mother and ask her to meet you at the precinct after work.
She agrees.)
#b99fandomevents#b99 2019 fall fic exchange#b99 fall fic exchange#exploding-snapple#b99 fic#rosa diaz#shit ell writes
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some iconic moments from ‘The Crime Scene’
- first of all Jake’s curls: 💯💯💯💯💯
- Rosa’s first hairdo: “is it bad??” ...and then Jake “do u have a knife on you? if so, i love it!!!”
- “mama mia that’s a bloody pizza pie”
- “i officially declare this case DOPE!”
- “i love the first walk through a crime scene. it’s kinda like arriving at summer camp except the lake is full of blood and your bunk mate is dead... i think i might be bad at metaphors.”
- “They make shows about [detectives] all the time!” which is ironic, because you, Jake, are on a show about detectives called Brooklyn Nine-Nine! also hello Franco the CSI guy
- Jake and Rosa’s first impressions!! they’re so good at their job!
- Jake using good vocabulary in order to seduce Amy asdfghjk
- Jake losing at rock paper scissors: “one more time... one more time.. one more time”
- “we got this! we’re Jake and Rosa!” ... “and also Franco!” ... “ur not a part of this, Franco.”
- Rosa’s second hairdo: “did Mother Gothel finally let you out of the tower to see the lanterns that fly for your birthday? Tangled burn!”
- Rosa’s third hairdo: “good morning Rosa. I see your still going out with Edward Scissorhands.”
- the high delivery guy seeing the crime scene: “WHY WOULD U LET ME SEE THIS THERE’S BLOOD ON THE FISH”
-Rosa’s fourth hairdo! 💕
- “We now know that the perp might look like... Seth Myers, Winona Ryder, or Bilbo Baggins.”
- Captain Holt!! “i heard you mention a... Bil-Bo Baggins. should we bring him in?”
- Rosa’s fifth hairdo!! wow i love
- Rosa’s braids!!!! thank u nbc hair department
- Also Rosa’s seventh hairdo!!! actually all of them are so wonderful and iconic and i love them and her 8th hairdo (short bob cut) was Jake’s LEAST favorite
- “oh my god Rosa come over here!” and then Rosa popping out from behind a blood-splattered wall to reveal her newest hairdo. “the blood splatter is in the shape of Dwayne the Rock Johnson!”
- Jake losing his mind
- also Rosa’s space buns?? i’m in love??
- Jake’s fake crime scene and Charles! “hi Rosa! i’m the body!” and also Jake’s lost his mind
- JAKE’S WEDDING RING WHEN HE PUT HIS HAND UP TO HIS FOREHEAD
- Amy punching Jake... what a soft n cute couple... i love domestic peraltiago
- And then Rosa’s pink hair!! “u look like a freshman at an all women’s college”
- the victim’s mom reminded both Jake and Rosa of their moms... i’m not crying ur crying
- watching the security footage of themselves “oh man is that how i walk?” and then solving the case!!
-also Rosa’s colorful hair streaks?? 💯 i’m actually in love.
- JAKE AND ROSA’S FINAL IMPRESSIONS
- Rosa’s mom! coming to the precinct! and Jake freaking out! “Hello, Mrs. Diaz! America’s favorite MOTHER!!”
- Rosa and her mom!! “when did you do your hair?” ... “MOM” ... “no, no, no, it’s very cute!”
in conclusion this was a wonderful episode and i love Rosalita Diaz very much and i’m so happy for her and also Jake and Rosa’s friendship is ICONIC 💗
#b99 spoilers#b99#brooklyn nine-nine#rosa diaz#stephanie beatriz#jake peralta#andy samberg#charles boyle#joe lo truglio#amy santiago#melissa fumero#andre braugher#raymond holt#bi tag
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if you dont think Rosalita Diaz isnt a total softie for her girl (has been for all her girls) and none of the rules of work place apply when it comes to them, we are watching different shows. I bet she is a cuddler and gave her a handmade bracelet for Valentine's
i literally KNOW rosa is a big softie for girls, and for girls ONLY
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&&*Rosa Intro
Word on the street is that [ROSA DIAZ] from [BROOKLYN 99] is in Bar Harbor. They seem to look a lot like [STEPHANIE BEATRIZ]. They’re [THIRTY NINE YEARS OLD] and have [NO MEMORIES] in tact. Somehow they’ve managed to get a job at [BAR HARBOR POLICE STATION] as a [DETECTIVE] to help pass the time. Looks like they’re ready to settle in for the long time. (Ari, 22, CST + she/her)
NAME: Rosalita Ava Diaz AGE: Thirty Nine BIRTHDAY: October 27th (Scorpio) FANDOM: Brooklynn 99 JOB: Detective at Bar Harbor Police Station RELATIONSHIP/FAMILY: Rosa’s mother is Julia Diaz and her father Oscar Diaz. She has two sisters and a niece name Dianne. Rosa also was close with the other detectives in her precinct: Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Charles Boyle, Terry Jeffords, her captain Raymond Holt, and the receptionist Gina Linetti.
ARE THEIR MEMORIES IN TACT?: No, Rosa has none of her memories in tact what so ever. She believes she was born and raised in Bar Harbor. She has always wanted to be a detective (that is something that remained the same about her) and so she did what she had to do and worked her way up.
DO THEY ENJOY BAR HARBOR?: Rosa has never known any different, so she thinks its okay. Honestly, it’s just a place that she lives to her. There are things about it that she secretly loves (the sunsets, the little Christmas Shop) and things about it that she hates (too crowded for her).
A BRIEF BIO: Rosa Diaz is a canon character from Brooklynn 99. She has always been very secretive and takes extra measures to prevent anyone from knowing anything about her personally. This is mostly rooted in her her deep fear of not being accepted, and also of being hurt. She isn’t good at being vulnerable with people, and she will hide vulnerability at every opportunity. Rosa wants to fight for whats right at whatever the cost. She’s a little intimidating and some would say she’s scary, but that’s only because she dares people to question her. She is bisexual, and in this verse, has come out to her family who took awhile to be actually supportive of her. She doesn’t want to settle down and have kids as is traditionally expected, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t sometimes see the value in being with another person.
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