#roommatewatchesbsg

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Ellen: Saul, I want you to know I would do anything for you.

Roommate: Yeah, you've already done everyONE for him.

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Roommate: Helo's just like, awww, great. Me: More like, great, I'm just sloppy seconds. Roommate: Awkward. Me: *awkward turtle* *awkward turtle makes babies* Roommate: But with which one? Me: ...... Why not both?

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Roommate: It's just a sperm!

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Roommate: Helllllloooooooo, Sexual? My name's Tension.

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Roommate: On this week's episode of who's got the biggest dick...

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Baltar shoots Crashdown

Roommate: NO MORE MR. NICE GAIUS!

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Roommate: I swear, if that girl who wants to go to dental school [Cally] doesn't get to go to dental school after this because of him [Crashdown].....

Me: Because what dental school is she going to go to after this?

Roommate: SHE COULD START HER OWN, OKAY?

Me: With what? The knowledge she learned in the dental school she didn't go to?

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Tigh: I could have died on Caprica with the rest of them. And been happier for it.

Roommate: As would we, you ornery bastard.

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Roommate: Oh my god. Did he just lose the whole freaking fleet? Stop drinking.

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Roommate: PAUL BALLARD. MAN UP. SHOOT THAT BITCH.

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Boomer: I'm pregnant.

Roommate: The fuck you say? She'd better be kidding. That poor kid.

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Helo discovers Boomer is a Cylon

Roommate: Surprise! You just fucked a robot.

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Ellen shows up for the first time

Roommate: She would not make a good cylon model.

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Roommate: Wonder what they're gonna do? Er-ee-er-ee.

Me: Baltar gets more action than the rest of the ship combined.

Roommate: Baltar gets more ass than a toilet seat.

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Roommate: If Billy's a cylon, I SWEAR TO GOD.

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Roslin and Adama's "No, you take the cylon test first" spat

Roommate: I feel like she can't be a cylon since she's dying of cancer. But then again, she probably is.