#rook rewatches skybound

[basicallyjaywalker]

I don't think I've seen anyone using Cliff Gordan's Guide to Wooing Women as like... Angst material for him and libber, so I will be now

Like the man LITERALLY SAID "lie to women so they will like you" I don't think libbers gushing over him was over *him* y'know

[basicallyjaywalker]

We as a fandom do not appreciate Nya's wisecracks enough actually

[basicallyjaywalker]

Jay's strong as fuck actually he not only holds himself up with a ball and chain LITERALLY trying to pull him down (pure upper body strength) he also just casually HAULS IT AROUND while trying to escape/get his message out

Like ik it's vengestone and so the point is probably limiting his movements while stopping his powers but also it didn't even stop him doing sweet ninja things. Like???????

[basicallyjaywalker]

"where's Zane?"

Quick Jay, think of a convincing lie.

"over there!"

[basicallyjaywalker]

"Working for a crime boss isn't a very reliable career choice." - Zane Julien, 2016

[basicallyjaywalker]

Okay so hang on

Y'all know how I think tommy andreasan mentioned on Twitter that people in other realms might remember the events of Skybound

You know who lives in other realms?

Nadakhan's crew. He had to rescue them from the other realms at the beginning, and banished them at the end.

Do we think...? They remember? Because if so I would possibly like the return of dogshank and flintlocke, complicity in Nadakhan's fuckery aside

[basicallyjaywalker]

Most unrealistic thing about Skybound: Jay finds out he has a father who abandoned him and immediately started calling him dad

[basicallyjaywalker]

The side characters of Ninjago are so unkillable I mean of course there's the mailman but also Gayle Gossip goes right up to Nadakhan's islands and gets shot and I'm pretty sure she still comes back

[basicallyjaywalker]

JAY. JAY DO NOT PISS OFF YOUR SADISTIC CAPTOR. DO NOT INTERRUPT HIS VILLAIN MONOLOGUE

[basicallyjaywalker]

Favorite canon fact is that Lloyd is so bad at acting they tell him to play mute for the mission

[basicallyjaywalker]

ECHO!!!!!!!!

[basicallyjaywalker]

I'm like 99% sure Lloyd was just yelling out random boat words he knew in Ep. 59

"belay! Belay!" Bro what are u talking about

[basicallyjaywalker]

I love the implication of S6 that Nya can make all of them comms bracelets, it's very cool

[basicallyjaywalker]

ZANE WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO YOUR GODDAMN WIFE

[basicallyjaywalker]

I'm rewatching Skybound someone should stop me

[basicallyjaywalker]

ED WALKER YOU FUCKING KING!!!!!!!