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Imagine Belladonna And Elizabeth Getting Married And The Little Creativitwins Being Apart Of Their Wedding 🥺

Ok bullet fic time sfgbsfgsb

They bought tuxes for the twins at first but Roman wanted to be the flower girl so he literally s c r e a m e d his head off (in a cute way not a brat way) until he got a dress

Belladonna's dress has teeth marks in it, and they are from Remus, despite Roman being the one who was four years younger and also just discovering how to use teeth

They set a table on fire, if anyone asks they say it was an accident

Belladonna knows it was not an accident

If you want to see chaos throw flowers at Roman see how well that goes

He tried to propose to this cute emo girl at school with the flowers he caught

He later married a cute emo boy

He did in fact not connect these dots because he is a himbo with like two braincells total

Remus ate all the decorative flowers

They were going to have a fondant cake at the wedding but Roman ate all the fondant so they couldnt do that

Somebody left a window open and a pigeon managed to get in

It stayed on Elizabeth's head the rest of the ceremony

If someone tried to move it she just hissed at them

It lives in Remus' closet now, he named it Bastard

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I Give Up | The Fate of the Tearling by Erika Johansen

Started: 21/09/18

Finished: 13/09/18

This is a heartbreaking review to write for me. I was hoping, despite the lackluster turn of the Invasion of the Tearling, that Johansen would end the series with a bang, but The Fate of the Tearling ultimately, ended up dying with a whimper.

Summary

The Fate of the Tearling follows directly after the events of the second book. In this we see Tearling still under threat as the Avarath and Holy Father make a grab for the throne. Meanwhile, Mortmense begins to crumble after the failure of its invasion of Tearling. the Red Queen is steadily losing control of her country (and mind) and the mysterious Row Finn is out of the Fairwitch and causing trouble.

Review

As I collate my... complicated thoughts about this book I would like to emphasize that I think Johansen is a good writer. She has a skill in creating interesting characters and has obvious knowledge in creating tension, suspense, and anticipation; the only way an author can disappoint you is by not living up to expectations they've already created.

This book had scattered moments of brilliance. Individual characters, Mace and Aisa especially, had strong character moments within the book. Seeing all our favorite characters grow into the best versions of themselves and fight for good was lovely to read. I especially liked the conclusion to the Red Queen’s story arc and appreciated how the romantic loose ends were tied in the story.

There was something off in the pacing of this book. Despite being the final book in a series it never really felt as if we were building towards anything significant. Kelsea continued to play a very passive roll in the story despite being the protagonist. The majority of her action in this book was reaction, this did lead to great internal moments of growth at times, but for the most part, left me in want of the Kelsea of the first book who drove the plot forward instead of letting it drag her from place to place.

Honestly, I was ready to give this book four stars. While I wasn’t in love with this book like I was the first, Johansen served up some good writing. The paths she lead Kelsea down emotionally were interesting despite her lack of action in the story, her subplots were tightly paced and interesting and the arc of the narrative was good. The ball was on the tee, the batter perfectly positioned to strike aaaaaannnnnnnnd *swooosh*.

That, ladies and gentlemen was the sound of the biggest L of a final chapter I have ever read. As I read the final chapter of the Fate of the Tearling, I felt more emotions than one wants to feel. This ending was contrived, dumb, nonsensical, out of place, and took the story to the worst place possible. I can’t discuss this dismal writing choice without major spoilers so…

HERE BE THE SPOILERS (Warning: it may be nonsensical to people who haven't read the book)

So, Johansen did a time travel retcon and here’s why it sucks:

It implies every single problem in Tear’s Town was directly to do with Row Finn, therefore killing him saves human society. Forever.

It suggest that all of humanities’ faults could be course corrected and erased by like 7 people in 1-2 lifetimes.

It implies that one can drastically change every aspect of a country over 200 years but all our characters from the last book somehow still exist

I’m gonna harp on this point for a little longer. Johansen implies that despite the ENTIRE POLITICAL AND CULTURAL LANDSCAPE of a goddamn continent changing fundamentally everyone, down to the great-great-great-great grandparent fucked the exact same people at the same time to produce the same people.

Finally, and most importantly: it betrays the ENTIRE POINT OF THE BOOK! Tearling was set up flawed from its origins; an evil totalitarian dictator didn’t come in and make it shitty, regular people with fears, selfishness, and good intentions gone wrong, did. The Better World is something we’re supposed to fight for every day and making Finn the root cause of every problem erases that idea completely.

Addendum: I will admit I did like the very, very final scene in the book because I’m still a sucker for a bittersweet ending.

SPOILER OVER

Stars

🌟🌟½

When I read The Queen of the Tearling I fell in love with a complex political fantasy about a girl in shoes too big to fill, trying her best to do what was right despite everything being stacked against her. I don’t think Johansen fully realized the potential this story had and I’m so sad about that because it could have been beautiful.

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⚠️TW Kidnapping⚠️ Can You Do “RUN!” With Prinxiety Where Roman And Virgil Are On A Quest In The Imagination Together And They Hear Footateps, So Now They’re Running From Some Bandits But Roman Ends Up Getting Kidnapped For A Ransom And Virgil Goes To The Dragon Witch And The Fairy Godmother To Help Rescue Him? (Hhhh Sorry This Is So Long-)

It had been a normal day in the imagination, Virgil and Roman had been on a walk, Roman had told Virgil he had a surprise for their anniversary.

Both seemed to have forgotten the warning issued by Remus that morning, the warning of bandits loose in the imagination, ready to strike at the Prince and his princess.

So they had been walking, for all of two hours.

"Surrender now or we kill you precious princess," Virgil felt himself pulled away from Roman, felt a cold knife pressed against his throat.

"Take me instead! You can do whatever you want with me but you leave him out of it!" Roman snarled, his sword had already clattered to the ground.

The knife was removed, and the bandits swarmed Roman like rabid animals.

"RUN!" Roman called to Virgil, all that was visible of him was his hand. Virgil didnt have time to argue, he knew this, so he ran.

He ran for miles and miles, until he collapsed in a clearing a few ways away from a cottage.

And out from that cottage sprang two women. The first short, pale, and blonde. The second tall, dark, and with black hair, save for a streak that shifted through every color you could imagine, and some that you didnt think you could.

"Virgil! You and Roman were supposed to be on a date! What happened!" Elizabeth helped Virgil upright, dusted him off, and lead him inside.

"W-we were- but there were bandits- they- they took Roman! I have to get back to him!" Virgil bolted up out of his seat, and was immediately caught in the arms of the dragon witch.

"Nope, not gonna happen, you need our help," Belladonna said as she sat him back in the chair. She walked over to Belladonna and the two held their hands together, pressing their foreheads together and muttering things under their breath.

And then Virgil began to feel off. He usually had back problems, but this felt- different.

It was then that he noticed wings sprouting from his back, and that his teeth had become distinctly sharper.

"What did-"

"Oh relax, it's just to make it easier to rescue our son," Belladonna said, ruffling Virgil's hair.

It was hours before they reached the keep Roman was being held captive in. Virgil had decided to fly up and search the towers, while Elizabeth and Belladonna took care of the traitors.

"Princess!" Virgil's eyes darted to the window of one of the towers, Roman's hand was sticking out from it.

"Princey!" Virgil rushed toward him, latching onto the bars with his teeth,and pulling hard.

The bars snapped like a kitkat with his bite, and he leapt inside to give Roman the biggest hug he'd ever had.

"Alright, if you love birds are ready to go, I cant stay in dragon mode forever," Belladonna rumbled. Roman helped Virgil onto her back, and soon they were flying to the place of Roman's surprise.

"Well- open your eyes princess," Roman said. Virgil blinked a few times, and when he finally opened his eyes, there they were, on a lush island surrounded by clear blue waters, Roman kneeling in front of him, an amethyst ring in a box in his hands.

"Roman I-" Virgil felt like he might cry, he could already feel his eyeshadow glowing brighter.

"Will you marry me?" Roman said, grin broadening.

"Of course!" Virgil flung himself into Roman's arms, content to stay there for the rest of eternity.

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Can You Write A Ficlet Where Elizabeth Gets A Cold, And Belladonna And The Twins Try Their Best To Nurse Her Back To Health? It Seems Like A Wholesome Concept

Aight it's like almost 1am here so BULLET FICS BABEY-

Elizabeth is not having this sh**

"I'm not even that sick I can make dinner"

"You are running an almost 110 fever. You're going to overheat."

"I'm fine!"

"Remus?"

Remus proceeds to just

Lay across his mum like a limp sack of potatoes

Shes trapped now the rat has prevented any escape attempts

Roman tells her bedtime stories while Belladonna makes her some soup

The twins are very upset that they cant have mommy kisses from both moms before bed

Also that they have to take medicine so they domt also get sick

She gets better tho that's the important part

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Ohohoho, Angst Time! Can You Do “Stay Awake For Me, Please!” With Fairwitch? (No Major Character Death Tho. Just Have Elizabeth Magically Heal Belladonna (Or The Other Way Around) )

No one ever really plans for a matricide, but no one ever plans for their son turning into a maniacal monster either.

Yet here was Elizabeth, waking up covered in blood, and turning to find her wife bleeding out on the bed next to her.

"BELLADONNA!-" Elizabeth bolted out from under the covers to bring Belladonna closer to her.

Sure enough, there was a distinctly blackening sword wound.

"Bella its ok- itll be ok- stay awake for me please," Elizabeth could hardly manage to tear herself away to get her wand, Belladonna was just barely responsive.

One wave, nothing.

Two waves, nothing.

And finally, on three, the wound sealed itself shut.

"Bella?" Elizabeth said quietly, running her fingers over Belladonna's face.

"I'm here Liza, I'm here," Belladonna said quietly.

"We've got to do something about Romulus," Elizabeth said.

"Find Virgil, Remus can stay here with me, now go, quickly," Belladonna said, practically shoving Elizabeth away before she could protest.

"So Roman has an evil form of himself then?" Virgil said, his fingers were tapping quite fast at the table between them.

"Yes, but it's an easy fix, you only need two things, first, find Roman's true self, most likely hidden in the woods, and second, you need to kiss both the sleeping form, and Romulus," Elizabeth said, Virgil's nose scrunched up in disgust.

"And I have to kiss Romulus, no exceptions?" Virgil replied.

"Unfortunately, yes," Elizabeth responded. She watched as Virgil stood up to leave.

And breathed a heavy sigh of relief when she found Roman's arms wrapped around Belladonna's waist when she got home.

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Fluff. “When did you get so beautiful?” With Fairwitch Mayhaps?

There were two things Elizabeth cared about more than anything, Belladonna, and the twins.

Granted, sometimes she cared more about food than the twins, but the twins could be very- inconvenient, when they wanted.

But her affections toward Belladonna never wavered, they were happy together and she made Elizabeth feel safe and warm and appreciated.

And Elizabeth wanted to do the same for her, wanted to hold her close and bury her face in Belladonna's shoulder and give her loads of kisses anywhere she could reach.

But what she wanted most was to make Belladonna feel like she was enough.

This was a very common issue, sometimes they'd sit together after Belladonna had taken her hormone supplements, or shaved, or done something else that she believed made her a 'real' woman.

They'd sit together and they'd talk for hours and Elizabeth would go on and on about how smart and pretty and sweet Belladonna was, until finally Belladonna could manage to stop crying, then they would sit on the couch and watch movies until the sun went down.

"When did you get so beautiful, Bella," Elizabeth ran her fingers through Belladonna's hair, braiding flowers into it like art.

"I'm not that pretty. . ." Belladonna murmured.

"Nonsense! You're gorgeous!" Elizabeth said in a half-surprised tone.

"But my hands are to big and my voice is to deep and my muscles are to defined and-" Elizabeth pressed a kiss to Belladonna's lips.

"Your hands are just the right size to hold my face and wipe my tears when I'm upset," Elizabeth said, bringing Belladonna's hand to her face for demonstration.

"Your voice mixes perfectly with mine and the twins in concerts," Elizabeth said, humming a few notes.

"And your muscles are amazing for hugging and warmth and safety," Elizabeth said finally, throwing herself against Belladonna's chest. Belladonna waited a few seconds before hugging her.

"You really dont care that it doesnt make me look like a woman?" She whispered.

"Youd be a woman no matter what you looked like, and I for one, like you exactly the way you are,"

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I Wanna See A Ficlet Of The Fairy Godmother Meeting The Dragon Witch For The First Time Because I Miss Them,,

To understand how Liza and Bella met, it must first be understood that they are the one exception to the rule of the imagination.

See, most things in the imagination were created by Roman or Remus. Elizabeth and Belladonna, were not created at all. Dragon witches and Fairy Godmothers came about on their own accord, found a nice place to settle, and stayed there for as long as they pleased.

And in this case, that place was the brilliant mind of a child named Thomas, that was the location they'd settled on, though of course, Thomas himself had to dream them up first,as you cant very well live in an imagination if no one's imagined you yet.

At first, they were bitter rivals, darkness and late, they despised each other.

But then there were the twins, small, helpless, if they were left alone in a place like this, well Thomas would have no creativity of any kind left to spare.

"Oh as if I'd let you take them, you're probably absolute rubbish with children!" Elizabeth said, cradling both twins in her arms.

"I'd be a right bit better at it than you! They'd choke on glitter if they stayed with you for to long!" Belladonna retorted. They carried this argument on for a fair few hours, and then the crying started.

"Oh nonono it's alright, dont cry, I'm sorry," Elizabeth had been so preoccupied with Roman, that she barely noticed the tiny black bundle Remus had been wrapped in slip out of her arms.

"You're brothers a loud one isnt he? Hm? Very noisy," Belladonna cooed, the black bundle let out a laugh.

"Hes a baby! Babies cry! Not that you would know anything about emotions would you, witch," Elizabeth said.

"Oh I'm sure I know plenty about emotions, and plenty about how to deflect and ignore them," Belladonna said with a pointed glance at Elizabeth.

"Why I- you cant just show up here and act all 'holier than thou' because you want to steal my children!" Elizabeth said, snatching Remus' bundle back into her arms.

"Now now Lizzie, arent fairies the ones known for stealing children? And besides, you cant possibly expect to care for those two on your own," Belladonna said, smirking.

"What are you suggesting," Elizabeth replied, narrowing her eyes.

"I'm suggesting, that we call a truce, to take care of the children," Belladonna said. Elizabeth stared at her for moment, until finally, she nodded.

Neither was quite sure what they expected to happen after taking care of children together in the same house for multiple years, but Elizabeth supposed she shouldnt have been so shocked when asked about a first date, after all, compared to the level they were at before, this was child's play.

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I Got An Idea!! Romans Mom Is Pregnant With Remus, And At First Child!Roman Didn’t Like The Fact That He Wasn’t Gonna Be The Center Of Attention Anymore, But As Soon As Remus Is Born And His Mother Puts Him In Romans Arms, He Makes A Promise To His Mom And To Himself To Protect Remus From Any Kind Of Danger And That They Were Gonna Be There For Each Other No Matter What.

"Aw! Bella look at him! Isnt he just the cutest thing!" Roman was sitting on the couch, a crown that was much to big for him resting on his head. His moms were watching him, Fairy gushing over how cute he looked, and Dragon taking pictures of him. Roman liked this, liked being the center of attention.

But soon he'd receive news that would change that forever.

"Lizzie sweetheart sit down, you're in no fit condition to be going out- oh this is so exciting!" Belladonna lead Elizabeth into the dining room, helping her into a chair. Her stomach was much bigger than usual, like Roman's when he tried to smuggle a watermelon into his room.

"Why's Fairy got a watermelon in her shirt?" Roman said, resting his head on the table. Belladonna ket out a laugh.

"Its not a watermelon Ro, it's a baby, you're going to be a big brother!" Roman froze.

"But I dont wanna be a big brother!" Roman said, pouting before running off to his room.

Being a big brother in the movies always meant you a horrible terrible jerk that had horrible terrible friends, Roman didnt want to be that. Not to mention babies meant he'd get less attention, and he loved attention.

He tried to avoid mentioning it, hoping the less they talked about babies the less likely there would actually be a baby.

But soon enough, months after the news, the family was rushing to the hospital.

Roman had to wait outside because giving birth was weird and bloody and kind of gross and Belladonna said he probably didnt want to see it.

It was nearly a full day before he could actually see anything, which was weird, Roman didnt think that a baby should take a day to come out if it was already waiting for nine months.

Roman walked in, the room was filled with the sound of screaming and crying, he didnt like that.

"Roman, meet your little brother, Remus," Elizabeth said, tilting the bundle in her arms slightly to show him. The thing in the blankets was very noisy and very upset, but Roman took it anyway, because that's what you did when you were given a baby in movies. Remus stopped crying almost immeadietly, electing instead to reach his arms up and pull on Roman's jacket.

"Careful, that's custom," Roman said. Remus sneezed, very loudly.

"So you're my brother huh," Roman continued, despite Remus' bug red eyes conveying absolutely no understanding of who he was.

"Guess that means I've gotta look after you huh," Roman continued, smiling. Maybe he was going to like having a brother after all.

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Can You Do “Should I wear the blue or the gold dress?” With Fairwitch Where Elizabeth And Belladonna Go On A Date And One Of The Guards Have To Babysit Child!Roman And Newborn!Remus?

"Oh Bella I'd love to go on a date but I just dont think I can leave Remus and Roman alone for that long!" Elizabeth said, rocking a sleeping Remus in one arm and running her other hand through Roman's hair as he slept.

"We can leave them with a guard! Itll be alright! You need a break Lizzie you look exhausted," Belladonna said, twirling a lock of Elizabeth's soft pink and blonde hair around her finger.

"I just dont want anything bad to happen to them. . ." Elizabeth said, smiling fondly at her sons.

"Lizzie, darling, nothing will happen, the guards are very competent, the boys will be alright," Belladonna said softly.

Elizabeth thought for a moment, once again looking between the two boys.

"I suppose it would be nice to get out again," she said finally.

Elizabeth had forgotten just how many dresses she owned, she didnt know how long it'd been since she last wore one.

"Should I wear blue or yellow?" Elizabeth said, holding up a dress in each color.

"Yellow, it looks brighter on you," Belladonna said, fastening a choker around her neck.

Elizabeth really had missed dates, missed watching the sky with Belladonna, feeding the ducks, singing karaoke at a bar while Belladonna smuggled far more bottles than should have been physically possible into her purse.

She knew, of course, that it wasnt the twins fault she rarely went out anymore, but the stress of leaving them at home certainly didnt help.

Hence her relief at coming home to Remus asleep in his crib, and Roman waiting patiently for his fairy real-mother.

"Aaaawww- poor Prince Roman, couldn't sleep without a story huh?" Elizabeth said, sitting down and ruffling Roman's hair.

"Nuh-uh, a prince always needs a story before bedtime," he said, giggling slightly.

"Alright alright, Once Upon a Time. . ."

Elizabeth loved dates, but she loved spending time with her boys even more.

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I Kinda Wanna See A Ficlet Where Romans Fairy Godmother And The Dragon Witch Fake Their Divorce In Front Of The Kid!Creativitwins And Years Later They Find Out That They’re Still Married Because DW Couldn’t Get The Ring Off Of Her Dragon Fingers,,

Elizabeth was never all that fond of misleading her 'hatchlings' as Belladonna called the young twins, but alas even a fairy godmother had to have fun once and a while.

So there Elizabeth was, braiding blue pink and white flowers into Belladonna's shiny black hair, when she noticed the smirk on her loving wife's face.

"Is there something on your mind dear?" Elizabeth said, placing a kiss on Belladonna's cheek.

"I've had the most dastardly idea little sugarplum," Belladonna said, flexing her newly painted nails and checking to see if they were dry.

"And what might that be my mistress of misery?" Elizabeth continued as she finished braiding the last flower into her wife's hair.

"I dont suppose you have anything you'd be mad at me over my lovely willow wisp?" Belladonna continued, examining the ring on her finger.

"I could make something up I'm sure, our little hatchlings dont get their creativity from nowhere," Elizabeth said, tracing her wife's broad shoulders with her fingertips.

Little had they known that the imagination itself seemed to have ideas of its it's own. Elizabeth awoke the next morning, not with Belladonna's arms around her, in their treehouse home that Belladonna had built for the two of them.

Of course, Elizabeth didnt show any sign of disappointment around Roman, he'd bought the ploy hook line and sinker, and what with all the sudden changes, Elizabeth didnt think such a revelation would be helpful at the moment.

So she hid her ring, on a necklace that she kept under the neckline of her clothing.

She didnt see Belladonna except in dragon form now, and even then was told to stay behind while her own son fought his own mother.

It was like this until the twins were adults, they'd grown further and further apart. They still were, but something had happened in the mindscape that had caused some part of their bond to mend itself.

Elizabeth hadnt noticed it at first, Roman's side of the kingdom had seemed completely normal. But then she saw the flash of a tail disappearing in the market place.

She chased after Belladonna, nearly tripping on all sorts of things in the process, until the two met in a clearing.

"Bella?. . ." Elizabeth said softly, holding a hand out to the girl.

Belladonna's eyes were slitted, she didnt seem to recognize Elizabeth at first. So Elizabeth did the only thing she could think of, brought out her ring.

And then she was in her wife's arms again, halfway off the ground and spinning through the air.

"See! I told you she still had it to!" Remus' voice sounded from a nearby bush. Belladonna dropped Elizabeth back to the ground, the latter looking around for her other son.

"Well she always has the necklace hidden! Excuse me if I thought it was personal! Which by the way it was!" Roman said as he stepped out next to his brother.

"And may we ask what brought this on you two?" Elizabeth said, ruffling the twins hair.

"DW still had the ring on her finger in dragon form so I asked about it and she told me about the prank and since Roman doesnt actively think I'm terrible anymore I told him so we lured you out here but DW's gone mildly feral so she didnt recognize you and then you showed her the ring and then we came out of the bushes and the-" Roman slapped a hand over Remus' mouth, quickly snatching it back with a disgusted expression.

"Did you just lick my hand!" Roman said.

"It tastes like Virgil's hairdye!" Remus said gleefully, Roman blushed.

"Alright, you caught us, it was a prank, we hadnt accounted for a divide of the imagination of course, that was rather unfortunate," Elizabeth said, biting a nail slightly.

"Well the important thing is it's nearly normal again! Which meeeeeaaaannnnnnsssss-" Belladonna let out a roar, the twins and Elizabeth took off running in the woods, content to be able to play their games together again.

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I Wanna See A Fairwitch Ficlet Where Elizabeth Is Fighting Someone And Belladonna Is Just In The Background Like “HELL YEAH, THATS MY WIFE I LOVE HER SO MUCH!” And Roman And Remus Are Just Hyping Their Fairy Mom Up. ✨Supportive Family Things✨

Everything has a story, scars, events, even something as small as the plush toy on a child's bed can have a story.

But few stories were quite as entertaining as the story of the scar across Elizabeth's forearm.

It had been a chilly Monday morning, Elizabeth, Belladonna, and their sons, had been out for halloween decorations.

Belladonna had been dead-set on a life-size skeletal dragon, and by the gods was Elizabeth going to get that for her.

But of course, the life-size dragon had to go last, to make sure it would fit.

This was a problem for several reasons, the first being that it was a life-size skeletal dragon.

The second, Belladonna wasn't the only one who wanted it.

Hence the fleeting seconds of a staring contest between Elizabeth, a four foot ten girl in a pink blouse and a jean skirt, and a man who looked like he ran the goth version of an HOA.

Now Elizabeth didnt usually like getting violent, but this was a gift for her wife, and if she didnt fight tooth and nail to get it, she didnt know if she really counted as a wife.

Hence the subsequent feral dog growling from the floor as she and the man battled over who'd be the first to get the gift, with Belladonna cheering in the background, Roman trying to divert everyone else's attention, and Remus yelling which anatomically correct parts to claw at.

Elizabeth did eventually win, but not without a rather large scar on her arm.

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Can You Do “Will you brush my hair?” With Fairwitch Pls 🥺

Elizabeth had always found hair to be a bit of a hastle. She didnt complain all to often though, after all Belladonna had much more trouble with hers. But long hair was just so. . . Inconvenient. She missed the days when their sons had fallen in love with the resident emo, so the hair styles were short and the clothes were a brilliant form of goth fashion.

"Babe? Can you brush my hair?" Elizabeth said, sitting on the bed checking her nails.

"I've done that five times today," Belladonna said, smiling as she picked up the brush.

"It feels nice," Elizabeth said as she rested against Belladonna's chest.

"You are so ridiculously needy," Belladonna said with a grin.

"Speak for yourself," Elizabeth responded, completely content with the situation.

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This Is A New One, Buuut... Can You Do “Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven?” “No, But I Scraped My Knee When I Was Crawling Out Of Hell.” With Romans Fairy Godmother And The Dragon Witch? (Their Ship Name Is Fairwitch And I Love Them,,)

Elizabeth was, different, for a fairy godmother. For one thing, she wasnt a kind and benevolent old lady. For another, she wore black quite a lot. But she supposed that was Roman's idea, all the talk he and his brother did about a certain emo outside of the imagination, of course she took on some of that fashion sense, she was supposed to represent the things Roman liked.

The dragon witch, Belladonna, represented the things that Remus enjoyed. So the fact that the boys had recently been chasing the same suitor lead to an interesting clash of fashion choices.

"Wow Liza, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Belladonna's voice purred from the treetops, the scaled woman stretching across branches.

"No, but I did scrape my knee crawling out from hell," Elizabeth smiled. There was a glint of pride in Belladonna's eyes.

"So has your charge talked anymore about that boy of his?" Belladonna asked, sliding off her perch to stand next to Elizabeth.

"As always," Elizabeth said, placing a flower crown in the bright colors of the trans flag on Belladonna's horns.

"It would be so much easier if they'd all just kiss already wouldnt it?" said Belladonna, smirking slightly.

"Oh it would, wouldnt it?" Elizabeth replied. She felt Belladonna pull her into her arms, and then their lips were pressed together.

That one took a long time to explain to the twins.

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I Wonder How Romans Fairy Godmother Ended Up Meeting And Falling In Love With The Dragon Witch..

I'm just gonna bullet fic this one cuz it's like almost midnight and brain cant Word gdsnsdgbdgs

So, imagine, you are a fairy, this royal monarch decides you are cool

So you go to this dudes palace and you get to use magic and stuff

And then you wake up and suddenly the guy who's been in charge is two different people who are now Actual Children

So you decide to take a walk in the woods for a bit because What The Heck

And then theres this really attractive dragon guy, like r e a l l y attractive

So you hang out for a while and this dragon friend of yours turns out to be a lady

A very hot lady

So you decide to introduce this hit dragon lady to your sons, who have taken it upon themselves to play matchmaker for the two of you

So now the hot dragon lady works with you

And you're always in the same room

And she loves the himbo princes as much as you do

And then you start Feeling Things and it's like woah when did those get there

And it turns put dragon lady has feelings to because suddenly you're kissing in front of a tapestry with no real idea how you got there

And that's how the fairy godmother fell in love with the dragon witch

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Do You Have Any Fairwitch Headcanons?

Belladonna's trans because I said so

Elizabeth is the scarier one, Belladonna looks scary but Elizabeth would fight you over a cheeto bag

Belladonna's the mom that puts the kids in a laundry basket and shoves them down the stairs

Elizabeth has a panic attack if one of the twins scrapes their knee

Elizabeth is that one rich kid with like- way to many niche skills

Belladonna has one skill and it is Cuddles

Elizabeth could murder someone and Belladonna just stands in the background like "YEAH THATS MY WIFE I LOVE HER SO MUCH"

Elizabeth gave Virgil The Warning Speech when he started dating Roman

Belladonna gave it when he started dating Remus

Dw tho they trust him

For now

Belladonna is the only person in the house who knows how to eat healthy food