#roman barkov

[daordinarylinchen]

2 baddies🫦🫦

[paradamaxima]

Bark bark bark 😳

[varsiskolub]

Мои мальчики☺ My Boys☺

[shadow0-1]

[Make the rules]

[dummie-vaughn]

So fucking in love with Roman barkov not sure WHY or what is WRONG with me I need psychological evaluation

[roneloren]

Barkov???

[callsignimmortalvalkyrie]

Requested Roman Barkov On TikTok 💥😊 and if you don't follow me on there please do 😊🙏❤️

https://www.tiktok.com/@callsignimmortalvalkyrie?_t=8qXXv9oFoXI&_r=1

[annkama]

What if...

[teecupangel]

AC x COD, Let's say Valeria as El Sin Nombre made dealings with the Templars like past deals for human trafficking for the Animus project (she's doesn't know about that) or paid for information as an example and maybe got some wisdom by the Templars (if they are so prideful to boast about it) and it just pulls us into the confrontation of Alejandro and Valeria scene into more Desmond telling she was used as a pawn or something

The Assassin's Creed x Call Of Duty Modern Warfare crossover (idea + 2 drabbles, short fic 1, short fic 2, another drabble, an overview of Desmond's journal and loadout)

This gives me an excuse to talk about the villains’ connection to the whole Assassin vs Templar aspect of Assassin’s Creed so here we go!

The Zakhaevs - It’s currently unknown if there is any connection between them and Abstergo but, considering Las Almas had dealings with both of them, it’s possible that they are using middlemen/companies/parties to indirectly deal with the Zakhaevs to ensure it does not trace back to them.

Valeria and the Las Almas - She inherited Abstergo as a customer from the La Arana’s. Las Almas was also in charge of moving Soma from Mexico to the United States although it is unknown where in the US it’s meant to be shipped (Desmond’s guess would be perhaps to the Abstergo facility in Philidelphia). Other than that, there’s an Abstergo-ran clinic nearby where members of Las Almas get treated for free. In exchange, any person that the Las Almas move to or from the border must be checked there as well. This clinic is controlled by Abstergo and is mainly used to check for any ‘interesting’ genetic memory from the samples they receive.

General Shepherd - I already talked about Shepherd as an Assassin in the idea + 1 drabble and a short scene that have him. Other than that, it should be noted that Shepherd was one of the last mentor’s acolytes together with William Miles and Gavin Banks but he was passed over to be the next mentor after the mentor’s death as he was too much of a public figure, considering his rising military career. He had a wife and a child back in the Brotherhood, both of which died during the Great Purge. His Assassin affiliation is kept hidden even from the other Assassins and the most people know about him is that he is an ally. (Side note: he is the one who gave 141 a dog named Riley and it’s implied to have been a child of the last mentor’s dog)

Philip Graves and the Shadow Company - Here’s a short scene that has them. The most important part about them is that they are all survivors of the Great Purge or children whose parents and families died during the Great Purge. They were taken in by General Shepherd and trained to be one of the best PMC in the modern era. They idolize Ezio Auditore for destroying the Borgias and the Byzantine Templar Rites. As a PMC, they are not considered as actual Assassins by the Brotherhood and they have worked for Abstergo before.

Roman Barkov - His assholeness is just him. The Templars and the Assassins have nothing to do with that.

Hassan Zyani - He made a deal with Abstergo to transport Soma to the US in exchange for their support. Considering Berg is in charge of meeting him… it’s highly plausible a double-cross might be on the horizon.

Makarov - He never dealt with the Templars and Abstergo thinks he’s a loose cannon that’s too dangerous to deal with. However! He may or may not have had dealings with the Assassins before he became the Makarov we all hate today. At the very least, he knows William Miles but he knows him by a different name: Yuri.

For those who are unfamiliar with it, there's an ongoing sorta-poll right now of whether I write an actual fic for this crossover or a Leverage-inspired conman!Desmond for Desmond's birthday in March. More information here.

[19871997]

NHL CAPTAINS TRIVIA !

OLDEST: Alex Ovechkin - WSH (39), drafted 2004 YOUNGEST: Rasmus Dahlin - BUF (24), drafted 2018 AVG. AGE: 31.5 AVG. DRAFT: 2010.7

LONGEST TENURED: Sidney Crosby - PIT (6354 days, named captain 31st May, 2007) SHORTEST TENURED: Jordan Eberle - SEA (14 days, named captain 8th October, 2024) AVG. TENURE: 1527 days

HIGHEST DRAFT POSITION: Rasmus Dahlin - BUF, Nico Hischier - NDJ, Auston Matthews - TOR, Connor McDavid - EDM, Sidney Crosby - PIT, Alex Ovechkin - WSH (1st overall) LOWEST DRAFT POSITION: Mark Stone - VGK (178th overall) AVG. DRAFT POSITION: 33rd

TALLEST: Victor Hedman - TBL (6'5) SHORTEST: Brad Marchand - BOS, Jared Spurgeon - MIN (5'9) AVG. HEIGHT: 6'1

HEAVIEST: Victor Hedman - TBL (245 lb) LIGHTEST: Jared Spurgeon - MIN (166 lb) AVG. WEIGHT: 205 lb

MOST THICK: Alex Ovechkin - WSH (3.17 lb/in) LEAST THICK: Nico Hischier - NJD (2.40 lb/in) AVG. THICKNESS: 2.79 lb/in

MOST GAMES PLAYED: Alex Ovechkin - WSH (1430) LEAST GAMES PLAYED: Quinn Hughes - VAN (370) AVG. GAMES PLAYED: 829

MOST POINTS: Sidney Crosby - PIT (1602) LEAST POINTS: Radko Gudas - ANA (182) AVG. POINTS: 624

MOST POINTS PER GAME: Connor McDavid - EDM (1.518) LEAST POINTS PER GAME: Radko Gudas - ANA (0.242) AVG. POINTS PER GAME: 0.750

Notes: Sean Couturier - PHI was named captain on Valentine's Day, 2024. Quinn Hughes was named captain on the 22nd anniversary of 9/11. Sidney Crosby is the only remaining player to have been named captain in the 2000s.

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🏆Between Miami #StanleyCup parties, sexy free agency signings, and drama-filled trades, we've got a lot to unpack this week. May we never hear about Mitch Marner or Jacob Trouba ever again.

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[daordinarylinchen]

commission🧣

[unchartedperils]

Been a few days.

Ive FINALLY finished after almost a year of on/off writing my Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2019-Uncharted crossover.

Taking place two years after Uncharted 3 and six years before the events of Modern Warfare 2019, Uncharted: Ransom’d Reporter follows journalist Elena Fisher as she’s off to cover the war torn nation of Urzikstan in the Caucasus. But unfortunately she’s kidnapped by the regional terrorist group Al Qatala in their war against both a rogue Russian general and moderate rebels led by freedom fighter Farah Karim.

And AQ’s demand: for Nathan Drake to find their country’s most precious artifact within 96 hours or else Elena dies. Can Nate beat both AQ and this Russian warmonger to the treasure or will he be doomed as well?

Will warn: contains geopolitical sensitivity with acts of war and brutality via violent/torturous action with blood and gore plus minor character deaths as per Call of Duty, in particular the Modern Warfare reboot along with mentions of IRL wars/tragedies since the 1980s (MW19-MW22 takes place in the reality of the 2010s), acts of non con including bondage, groping, spanking, and implied rape+sexual slavery. Also contains strong language and major spoilers from Modern Warfare 2019 along with Uncharted 1-3.

And I shouldn’t have to say this, but PLEASE READ the tags and notes for both the fic and each chapter. I do not in any way shape or form promote terrorism or acts of war in particular. If this isn’t your thing, DO NOT PROCEED.

Otherwise, enjoy.

Ps, this is UNOFFICIALLY FINISHED. I’m sure there’s going to be plenty of errors and mistakes along with bad writing in bits. But if you don’t care too much, enjoy.

[hauntedppgpaints]

Hottest Captain Poll Results!!

GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING HOCKEYBLR!

I've got the piping hot results of the poll I posted this week, served fresh and ready to be read! The final count was 960 votes!

HOTTEST CAPTAINS ACROSS THE LEAGUE:

Sidney Crosby, 237 votes, 24.7%

Gabriel Landeskog, 137 votes, 14.3%

Nico Hischier, 116 votes, 12.1%

Roman Josi, 113 votes, 11.8%

Quinn Hughes, 103 votes, 10.7%

Nick Suzuki, 28 votes, 2.9%

Alex Ovechkin, 27 votes, 2.8%

Connor McDavid, 26 votes, 2.7%

Aleksander Barkov, 23 votes, 2.4%

Dylan Larkin & Jared Spurgeon, 21 votes, 2.2%

Brad Marchand, 20 votes, 2.1%

John Tavares, 19 votes, 2%

Adam Lowry, 17 votes, 1.8%

Jamie Benn, 12 votes, 1.3%

Anze Kopitar, 10 votes, 1%

Jacob Trouba, 6 votes, 0.6%

Brady Tkachuk & Logan Couture & Steven Stamkos, 4 votes, 0.4%

Anders Lee & Sean Couturier, 3 votes, 0.3%

Brayden Schenn & Mark Stone, 2 votes, 0.2%

Jordan Staal & Boone Jenner, 1 vote, 0.1%

The only captain that wasn't voted for at all was Mikael Backlund.

[oeldeservesthenorris]

Hello all so I believe I have confused you - I am committed to the following bits based on no facts whatsoever:

Quinn Hughes secretly hates Trevor Zegras and he won't come out and say it he's just passive aggressive and cunty

Luke Hughes is actually the depressed wet cat brother not Quinn

Jack Hughes is a pathological narcissist who needs 24/7 validation like others need air (<--- this one is probably true tho)

Oliver Ekman-Larsson has never done anything wrong in his life and is in fact an angel sent from heaven who will win the Norris right after Quinn Hughes

I will one day persish by being crushed between Sasha Barkov's tree trunk thighs

I am going to marry Travis Koneckny's wife

Brandon Tanev is my haunted goth girlfriend whomst I will cheat on Mrs. Koneckny with

Roman Josi belongs on some coin

Matthew Tkachuk is actually the least loved Tkachuk sibling but Keith is engaging in a battle of psychological warfare with Brady as a motivational tool to get his team into the playoffs.

Ellen Hughes in the greatest hockey player with the last name "Hughes" ever period full stop and deserves to be the next head coach of the NJ Devils.

I do hope I have cleared this up .

[dummie-vaughn]

roman barkov fanfic

thats right you heard me correctly

if youre just as mentally ill, sad, and horny as me, here ya go