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[callmeyourspecialinterest]

Sirius escapes Azkaban and turns up at Grimmauld Place to an unexpected sight…

“Sirius stood in front of the house he was raised in, the house he was tortured in, the house he was never welcomed in, and the house he ran away from. Sirius took a deep steadying breath and opened the front door.

Sirius had been expecting the house to be grey, dark, and stale, but as he crossed the threshold he was hit with the smell of cooking food and the sounds of a warm crackling fire. As he walked through the foyer he found he was in the direct eye-line of a man, a familiar looking man who stood with impeccable posture at the long kitchen table cutting carrots. The man was of average height (slightly taller than Sirius), slim build, and had dark black curly hair that he kept tucked behind one ear. He continued chopping vegetables in tailored black slacks, heavy leather boots, and an expensive looking gray wool sweater. Most curiously about his appearance was the emerald green apron that was fitted around the man's waist that read “World’s Greatest Uncle” in silver lettering.

Without looking up the man spoke, “Took you long enough”, and before Sirius could take in what was happening the man disarmed and bound him with a personally altered version of Incarcerous. Chains appeared out of nowhere and wrapped their way around Sirius’ body. The chains tightened against his chest and he fell to his knees. The man raised his wand and wordlessly floated Sirius into the living room and onto a chair. He pulled a wooden chair over from the kitchen and positioned it in front of Sirius. “Hello brother”, said the man, who was now looking him directly in the eyes. His eyes were the exact same grey-blue colour as his own… “Regulus?” Sirius managed to say. “Surprise”, Sirius’ brother replied with a smirk.

“Reg? Reg? … Is someone here?” A voice called from the kitchen. Without breaking eye contact Regulus spoke, “No one important, Harry ''.

Harry? Harry!? Harry was here, here with Regulus. His brother Regulus, who was dead, but also clearly not dead… How? Was Reg keeping him here for the Dark Lord? Thoughts raced through Sirius' mind and then red hot anger consumed him. “HOW DARE YOU” he screamed, “How fucking dare you trap Harry here. What is this, you fake your death to run secret missions for your Dark Lord? Steal Harry away here to keep him captive, for what!? Keep him under lock and key until Voldemort can return and kill him himself!?” Sirius spat the last few words, “How fucking dare you.”

Regulus’ eyes narrowed and, wandlessly, performed a silencing charm on Sirius. “I prefer my dogs muzzled, don’t you?” said Regulus in a tight controlled voice.”

End of chapter 1 of World’s Greatest Uncle on AO3 by Rollingwiththepunches

[limetimo]

RAB fics i read (Nov 23)

The Devil's White Knight by orphan_account drarry dimension travel ft jegulus raising harry

After Everything, Always by Reggie4dayzz jegulus are stupid nad horny and slowburning

toys to be toyed with by aimlesscalamity regulus is not happy about taking a bet that he can break up the jily, but he does end up dating both of them, some angst, regulily. neato

More than Magic by Hometown_Nerd regulus comes out of the cave a squib, kidnaps harry, yay, we love to see it

Tous les Mêmes by TheFaeSys Sirius has a highly inaccurate case of DID, and his alter ego is fucking Regulus

I promised myself I'd learn to be the one who leaves by AlistairIsLost regulus and his besties all fuck off to the muggle world and start a band

the hairpin turn by quynhorlose  they're motorbike racers your honour and riddle fucks with sirius' motorbike and almost kills him. reporter James potter on the investigation! can he persuade regulus to testify against his boss?

Wormhole by melissamwrites i honestly dont recall teh plot but there's sirius raising regulus, incest, and "this is going to be short" followed by 21 chapters and 50k sooo

Unsorted by SwissCheesePlant *stares balnkly* i shouldn't have procrastinated on these summaries. it was good writing even tho i don't remeber how regulus came into play. I think he hunted down remus and made him adopt Harry???

Do I Wanna Know? by monet_ember barty and regulus are fucking to make evan and james jealous and date them

when i met you by vlavlavla regulus doesn't realise james is practically on his knees proposing, cute

then over the river you'll go by Thealmostrhetoricalquestion fae Regulus takes human james prisoner then lets him go

Meddling by OrangeColoredSky hermioe and theo are fucking around... and find out when they drag a regulus through the time to them

Did you think I had forgotten about you by theheartofthelion regulus obliviates his bf and fucks off to die. 4 years later Sirius is determined to play matchmaker for his brother and bestie

Dahlias for my Darling by swampthingking florist james, baker regulus

Regulus Black's Guide to Face Painting and Falling in Love by swampthingking reggie is face painting at a fair and falls in love with a hot dad

in the fires of our youth (oh, brother of mine) by quynhorlose james and sirius are in a band, remus works in a coffee shop and regulus in a planetarium, wolfstar jegulus

My Baby by reggie_loves_swimming regulus raises baby draco in wales (on Narcissa's orders), Bartylus

Flightless Bird, American Mouth by A_Grim_Ate_My_Starry_Cupcakes severus gets involved in regulus's scheme and somehow ends up as potters' cat?? i need an update desperately

I'll Do Right By Them While You're Gone. by WereAllGoingtoHell regulus raises harry

hope blooms in the darkest hours by vazaha_tya harry gets reincarnated in marauders era

Runaway Spare by WideEyesAtNight regulus runs away to alphard, jegulus slowburn

Little Star, Lionheart by ChenDaJin_02 deaged regulus

A Violent Kind of Spin by Cassiara james and regulus have a one night stand and now they're all going to fuck voldy up so bad!

keep his name out of your mouth by introvertedhufflepuff actors au, regulus smacks lockhart for shittalking james

lifeline by introvertedhufflepuff jegulus, sweet

blinding lights by introvertedhufflepuff fame au, narcissa arranges regulus a pr boyfriend (it's james) (it becomes real pretty quick)

I knew you were trouble by melissamwrites texting jegulus

L'homme auquel j'appartiens by melissamwrites blackcest

World's Greatest Uncle by Rollingwiththepunches regulus is the worlds greatest uncle to harry, much to Sirius' surprise (he's supposed to be dead!¨)

The good that we've done by diphylleigrayi regulus faked his death, offed horcruxes, and reaises harry

Learning to rest by messymoony james is regulus' gay awakening

To rest (is to love and to be loved) by messymoony regulus goes on a really bad date and james saves him

Midnight Sun by WorldWithoutYou (Katelyndotsonn) regulus opens a bookshop at pivet's drive

August by melissamwrites blackcest

So Willing To Submit by KrisKikstorky ♥♥♥♥♥ omega regulus is mated with aplha voldy adhaihdfao

speak in tongues ('til you listen) by PsychiatristGirl james/remus/sirisu/regulus are having a smut

when you love these broken bones, can you feel them mend? by cryystal_m00n regulus is a uni student and james walk into a wrong lesson with baby harry strapped to his chest, v cute!

i have little use for threats, only promises by apricity_and_soulshine past jegulily, dumbledore fucks with regulus' head to make him believe harry was dead too

when you go (leave your shadow behind) by ravena_wrote harry pulls reg out of the cave

A Baby by reggie_loves_swimming james finds regulus.... and their child :D

so tired of being afraid by teddyismycat hurt comfort jegulus

[anthonyzinonos]

‘rollingWITHthePUNCHES’ Paint and collage on wood

[bootsthecartoon]

Just rolling with the punches. May the Fourth be with you!

[ushouldbhappy]

[grownandnasteee]

I'm learning to deal with what I can only control. Anything pass that is just a temporary experience. Im learning not to let what I can't control get to me. Im freeing myself more and more everyday, allowing myself to be more open to the possibilities of experiences and life itself. I'm learning to accept what I can't control. Being angry with the process only makes me mean and reserve so why put myself thru that. I dont know how I'm suppose to feel about certain things so I'm learning to go with the flow. A battle between my heart and my mind allows me to really see the reality of things and I'm honestly fine with it even if it hurts.

[nicclectic]

Waves of change... After years of selling my work in a beloved local shop, it is closing it's doors forever... #covidcasualty 😔 These pieces can now be found on my website ❤️ nicclectic.com . . . #nicclectic #rollingwiththepunches #waves #coastalart #rustic #reclaimedwood #oilpaintings #artforsale #followme #supportlocal #toughtimes #covidsucks #etsyseller #wilmingtonncart (at Wilmington, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEovdqojc1W/?igshid=120fhzkbjxgx2

[azspysha]

Good times at the spartan race. #adventureswithspysha #rollingwiththepunches #spartanracebahrain

[mcpatccc]

#maythe4thbewithyou #thisistheway She loves her blanket but wanted to see is face more. #ggmachere #Survivor #openheartsurgery #rollingwiththepunches https://www.instagram.com/p/B_yHVNMFupL/?igshid=1m8a991595r17

[amadeuspiano]

Going through every emotion - Closing the piano shop location. Happy for many people who got pianos and parts on the cheap and free. #rollingwiththepunches #movingout #pianotoss #loading #pianomoving #amadeusllc @amadeuspiano #yuryfeygin #thatwontfit #uhaul #labor #2020 #newbeginnings #letitgo #freepiano #freestuff (at Amadeus Piano Co., LLC) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_r2lgGgZ_5/?igshid=1awlz6poj7iis

[limetimo]

Born Sick by Blackbrother2508 reg dies is yot back in time jegulus

World's Greatest Uncle by Rollingwiththepunches Sirius escapes azkaban, finds harry living with regulus

Not Courageous but Selfish Instead by Darlena severus snape centric, he grew up muggle after running awaa from home

may these memories break our fall by softcinnamonroll regulus' soul is freed form the cave, he meets and make peace with people in hte afterlife

Dear Sirius by SarkyLittleMonster regulus' letters to Sirius where Wally didn't let him go to hogwarts and is making him switch schools every other year

Unrecognizable by E_multi_fandoms muggle au, the blacks were mafia, now sirius is special cop and regulus is a character analysist after having faked his death 8 years ago. They're gonna be coworkers. jegulus slowburn

Resurrection Is An Ongoing Project of Mine by CarrotRootRot (FleshWick13) hogwarts librarian regulus

Soul Deep by Darlingrunfar regulus dies, gets reincarnated as muggleborn, goes to hogwarts with harry. excited for this one

RAB fics i read (Feb 24)

you do it naturally (move me, baby) by Anonymous James/Reglus/BArty smut (kinky)

At The Library(english version) - (Bartylus Oneshot) ABO by Fanfiqueiro__00 Bartylus ABO smut (sweet)

i must sin by Anonymous james/regulus/barty smut (vampire barty)

Heart of the Lion by PhantomGrimalkin Remus/regulus, plot and smut, trans regulus, v nice

Pavane for a Dead Prince by redsuit Regulus died when he was 9 and then again when he was 18. I'm assuming his debt to Death will be paid when he destroys horcruxes? Bartylus but im suspecting Jegulus endgame (no, i did not look at the tags too closely). we stan Pandora

PS. I Hate You by SnarkyMagpie ♥♥♥ the best friend' brother trope we know and love, beautiful execution

Mortal Once More by SheOfTheBookAndSong regulus takes snape's place in the narrative

So Determined to Drag Him Back by KrisKikstorky part of Regulus/Voldemort ABO series, Regulus isn't in this one chapter but im screaming none the less. smut

Pillow Talk by cywscross soft post-war regulus with owen from fast and furious

The Wolf and the Woodsman by PhantomGrimalkin little red rding hood retelling with Prince!Regulus and werewolf/woodsman remus

Harry Potter and the Year That Should Have Been Normal by 3andaHalfGayWizardsinaTrenchcoat in 1995 harry died by voldemort as per mysterious penpal's instructions and got his godfather back from the veil thank to the mysterious RAB panpal

Stop Worrying And Hold Me Again by adore_via0 soft bartylus sleepover

Best Part of Waking Up by starling011, TemieTem remus/sirius/ragulus smut with plot

The Campaign by Wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy04 This is super interesting! In bull-headed attempt at proving his parents wrond about him, Sirius is running for the Mayor of London. Regulus somehow ended up disowned and living with his boyfriend James, James' ex gf Lily and their son Harry, Lily's gf Mary, and their friend Remus and Remus' son Teddy. When Sirius gets cornered by the papparazzis in front of the polycule's house it somehow leads to the 7 scroundels moving into Sirius' house for publicity. Will the forced proximity help the brothers recconect? Will Sirius heed Snape's advice and date Remus for clout? really excited for this one

Blue Bird (bluebird) by LoonyHarr1son jegulus with good slytherins, the gryffindors forget about james' b-day

Crazy Ex-Boyfriend by AmethystHeart2421 This was really good! Remus stalks his long-time crush Sirius (and ends up sleeping with the little brother instead)

the golden king by maladaptivewriting needs no itroduction, regulus dies then goes to school with golden trio and then and then and then

Past Zero Hour by anonymsly !!!! ♥♥♥♥♥ !!!!!

all I want by Zazzander Regulus is an alpha with a bg heart and a bigger pack

Twisting Fate by Anonymous time travellig sirius

unremarkable days. by sadgorl sirius si fighting custody battle for regulus and falling apart at the seams

Why You Should Run Away To Brazil (A “Guide?” By James Potter) by Charliemaraudersfan86 james finds out he's bipolar and doesn't handle it really well. but its ok his boyfriends are willing to wait

More than Magic by Hometown_Nerd squib-ified regulus takes custody of harry ect very good very nice

Gods Under Broken Skies by IndigoIrisis regulus dies and goes back in time with no fucks to give

Contractual Courtship by Killaurey I'M HYPED regulus/lily

White lies take all of the color from you by strawberrywinedrunk regulus got preggo, lived, and now his daughter is causing mischief at hogwarts and voldemort is back and oh well. Very good

The ache of knowing everything was gonna change by strawberrywinedrunk carna accidentally time travels to marauders era and accidentally pulls her dad along. oh well they'll just kick voldy's ass sooner

Don't go Icarus, don't forget your father by White_marigold unlce barty explains to harry that he can't be adopted because nobody would give a baby to a transitioning teenage single mother already struggling with one baby

Pegasus and chai by White_marigold james finds out he's a dad... to twins....

If We Have Each Other by aithusarosekiller Regulus has a bad day and a bit of a public meltdown and outs his secret relationship with james to sirius

Thinking Of You by aithusarosekiller remus/regulus, cute

The Ice Feels Colder Without You by FlowerLikeLotus teenage regulus faceplants on ice, gets disowned, moves in with his also disowned brother, dates teh brother's best friend, goes back to ice skating

i love to wake up next to you (i love to hold you close) by CanYouHearMyFear jegulus smut (watersports)

on behalf of the good dark by FiresFromOurHearts the series where draco is reincarnated regulus

Fated to Fall by ouzell soulmates jegulus au

Darker than Black by mariesanasz

Little Stars Server Birthday & Holiday Fics smut on top of smut on top of smut ft black bros incest

so give me all you've got (i can take it) by JohnnysLittleMonster, Sagiko_AKA_RegulusBlackKinnieBITFW james survived voldemort, regulus and pandora took care of teh horcruxes

‘Cause Boy We’re Gold by Disco_serpant fare dating bartylus

Late by cassiopeiablack1994 way too late sirisu and james realise that they're totally in romantic and sexual love with each other, hurting their spouses in the process. future regulily

Creamy Italian by starling011 bartylus smut

Hot for Teacher by starling011, TemieTem regulus has a really bad divorce, moves to wales colose with his brother, and starts falling in love with the local adorable teacher james

Death is an Art - I am an Artist by Narratiuncula regulus dies but death thinks he was cool doing it, and sends him to another universe to be reborn as a child of Hades. Regulus is now a diAngelo, the older brother to Nico and Bianca (PJO)

When the sun sets by northernnovel regulus and james fake date so that james would notice regulus§

I Wish You Would by earthmoonstars musicians au fake dating to real dating regulus

How to live (when you've long been dead) by DisorganizedKitten Danny Fenton crossover (regulus adopts danny)

Seven Months Away by DisorganizedKitten for AnOceanOfQuietThoughts It'd be nice if Regulus could just kill Voldemort and go home to his (doubtiously aquired) children instead of sitting in endless meetings... Barty is here to make sure that Voldemort never stands between a Regulus and a baby.

you flower, you feast. by Salviaqueer T4T regulily smut

Uncharted by bonafake Reg and lily meet on the way to prongsfoot wedding

[haciendamoyano]

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[squallymuffin]

Monday Mood 🏃🏽‍♀️😁 What have you been doing to maintain some sanity/normalcy? This is Muffin every time we go for a walk around the neighborhood. Home girl can’t WAIT to run, jump, and play like a wild hooligan. 🤣 In the midst of all these changes, I’m so proud of her. Being only 4 and being told that you can’t go to school, play at the park, or do any of the normal kiddy things can be so hard! She still has her emotional struggles, but overall, she’s enjoying her time ah home with mommy & daddy and rolling with the punches like a big girl! #mondayvibes #quarantinelife #neighborhoodwalk #runningismytherapy #normalcy #sanitysaver #squallymuffin #preschooler #rollingwiththepunches #coronavirus #newnormal #everythinghaschanged #dontworrybehappy (at Knoxville, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-o-3fLFHlc/?igshid=1gpbbrcq1p8gu

[wertmanphoto]

At #wertmanphotography we believe in the power of women. In that spirit this little heroine made her way to the home office today. May we all be wonder women during this time!! #wertmanphoto #wonderwoman #wecandothis #rollingwiththepunches #smallbusiness #womanowned (at Wertman Photography) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-hy4MCnawD/?igshid=1upftirks0fbc

[crazybeautiful69]

While we can definitely learn from the past, we can also learn to let go of the old and to not focus so much on the mistakes of yesterday. You've got the rest of your life to live, soOo don't spend it staring backwards at the darkness of your shadow. Look ahead, friend. Make new fkn mistakes and new fkn memories as you go forward! 💯🖕✌❤💋 #findingamber #findingpeace #myjourney #selflove #rollingwiththepunches #hibitch #hibitches #lovingmyfans #lmfao #yessss #xoxo💋 #smileandwave #selfie #smiley #fuckitfridaybehavior😎 #idgaf #nowwhat https://www.instagram.com/p/BzSEedSBMHiB8XdnE1-mTko35vG4iorHg6KASg0/?igshid=x45o0g89ztag

[amilyonstunes]

One door closes, another door opens ------------- So we got some bad news that we're not able to play a gig we applied for, but the good news is - it gives us more time to focus on recording the album, so for this, im excited! And that means the album will be ten times better and also hopefully earlier released. Just got to roll with the punches! ------------ �� By @iseyopo ------------ #livemusic #gig #gigs #album #recording #studio #studiotime #onedoorclosesanotheropens #rollingwiththepunches #acousticsongs #acousticduo #singersongwriterduo #singersongwriter #gingersinger #mirrors #backhome #thatslife #würzburgmusiker #originalmusik #originalmusic #model #modelling #gingerdontcare #ginger #recordingartist #unsignedartist #underdog #beanies (at Würzburg) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxbvO4gILgz/?igshid=11r95xtzrtp35