#rolling and yelling and screming

[automatayaoi]

HI CAN I GET UMMM 👋👬😘&💇 FOR ARLEQUINO PLEASE

will that be for here or to go 📝

👋 - Do you like to hold hands? What are their hands like?

YES!!! YES YES YES I LUV HOLDING HANDS SO MUCH 💕 constant need to be holding onto him like some kind of weird tick. arle's hands are sooo long and pretty and delicate, ofc since he's a musician hes gotta have long fingers hehe. ive always imagined him to have porcelain-like skin, mostly bc of the way his face fractures during that fight with brighella reminds me of how cracks form in porcelain or ceramic. dont ask me how solid porcelain can move and bend we're talking abt living dolls infused with will thru alchemy ok AJSDKLHASK. anyway!!! i also think unlike most automata, bc of the combustion device in his chest he has his own body heat hehe :3 so hes nice n warm, perfect for holding. augh his hands r so much bigger than mine probably...longer but not a lot wider since his hands are probably on the thin side. again perfect 4 holding.

👬 - What kind of hugs do they give? (Do they lift you off your feet? Bear hug you? Softly cuddle you?)

uwa,, i think at first arle would be v gentle and tentative abt hugs at first, both bc he is completely unused to any kind of physical affection, and bc he's afraid of hurting me: squishy fragile human. he's spent a very long time only hurting maiming and murdering so he's nervous abt it u know. What If He Squishes Me To Death. after a while tho he gets more comfortable (and has a better understanding of how much force the average human can withstand) n he hugs me more often :) hes so fockin tall so a lot of times he'll pick me up for a hug so he doesnt have to bed down ajskdlja Picks me up like a naughty cat. abovely mentioned combustion and fire canister in his chest make him soooo warm n great for cuddles hehe

😘 - Do they kiss your hands, cheeks, forehead etc? What kind of not-on-the-lips kisses do they give most?

CAN I GET A MF HAND KISS ⁉ pleaseeeeeeee hes so fucking dramatic and like stereotypically chivalrous in a way that you know he learned it all from theatre performances n columbine's romance novels so of COURSE hes into hand kisses. constantly kissing the back of my hands, my palms, my fingers, etc etc. ALSO he does the french thing of cheek kisses for greetings hehe. excuse to kees me more

💇 - Do either of you play with the other’s hair?

ABSOLUTELY BABY!!!!!!! oughh his hair is one my favorite things abt himmm 💕💕 its so long n pretty n silky i love running my hands thru it brushing it for him braiding ALL OF IT!!! hes my everythang 🥰 im not good at braiding but i get a lot of practice in. when he was being rebuilt by the a.r.c. kero was helping to make new clothes for the pionniors and i maaaay have designed him an outfit that shows off his pretty hair more >:3 i saw that reveal during the brighella fight and lost my shit. i think he plays with my hair pretty often too hehe he likes how soft n fluffy it is, and he's new to actually being able to Feel Things (we gave him and the others an upgrade so they have the same simulated nerve endings as dernier) so he's like, a little fascinated by the sensation

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 44, the end. I'm off to my dad's birthday because I just can't handle it anymore

AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!!111 if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!!!11 omg I stil kant wait 4 da movie!!!1 tom fleton is so hot lol i hop harry wil bekum gofik koz mi frend told me he iz rlly emo in dis book!!!!1111 omfg im leeving dubya pretty soon kant wait!!! Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak.

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“Dat’s mi car!!!!” shooted Richard angrily. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz………….Flake!!!!! As stated before he joined in on the sexy sex and after all that hot sexy sexness we all cuddled in a big pile.

Then someone else came out of the car. It was Snape!!!111oneoneone

“I shall free you Loopin but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads.” he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing above us. “Paul Darkness Omnipotentia Landers must be killed. Den the Dork Lord shall never die!!!!”

“You fucking prep!!!” yelled Richard. Then he loked at me sadly. “I forgot to tell u, Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers. Snape made me do it with him. I didn’t really have sexx him but he’s a ropeist!!!! But Flake here is innocent. The time you walked in on us was me and Flake, Snape raped me some time before that and Flake made me feel better! I love him!”

We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. We were so scarred!!!!1 But Satan didn’t change. Instead he changed into a man with gren eyes, no nose, a gray robe and white skin. He had changed into………… Voldemont!!!!!!!111

“I knew who thou were all along.” he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. “Now I shall kill thee all!!!!!!” Thunder came in da room. I didn't know who they were but they suddenly fell in love with me and now I love Thunder as well.

“No plz don’t kill us!” pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, Frau Schneider, Diabolo, Ginny, Oliver, Fred and Gorge (who were once Crabbe and Goyle), Hargrid, Professor Schneider, Daddy Till, Serious and Lucian all ran in.

“What is da meaning of dis?” Daddy Till asked all angrily and Voldimort lookd away (bcos daddy Till is da only whizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Volxemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik.

“Oh my goth!” Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik (and have lost the plot considering he was from the past)

“The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!!!!” Snape ejaculated menacingly. Which made no sense because you can't submit to someone when you're dead

“You fucking preppy fags!” Serious shouted angrily.

"You know Serious, that is a very hurtful slur and you shouldn't say that." I said sadly. He apologized and we ran away for a quicky because that's how I roll. After we were done we came back while he put his schlong back into his you know what.

“I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!!!” screamed Harry but da sparks from his wand only hit Richard’s car. It fell down Snap quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera.

“Oh my fucking god!!!1” I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Richard and the video of Satan doing it with an owl

“If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the skull. Then u can be just like that goffik girl Paris Hillton.” He laughed meanly.

“No!” I scremed. “FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Loopin!!!!11”

“Whats she talking abott??????” Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.

“I saw 2 she’s gunna show evry1 da picter!!!111” Harry shouted angrily.

“Shut up!!!111’” Lumpkin roared.

“Foolish ignoramuses!!!!!!” yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. “Thou shall all dye soon.”

“Think again you fucking muggle poser!!!!!1” Harry yelled and then he and Diablo and Navel aka, the one we prefered to call Oliver both took out blak guns! But Voldimort took out his own one.

“U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!!!!!!!111” I shouted despariedrly.

"Acco virgae Oliverii!!!11" Voldrimort clamavit et subito virga Oliverii in manibus erat. "Nunc omnes te necabo et Paulum Tenebrae Alzheimer Birdflu Landers morieris!!!!!!!!!11111"

He maid lighting come all over da place.

“Save us Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers!” Daddy Till cried.

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Richard but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

“ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted and everyone died.

THE END!!!

[thewritelycampix]

thespookycampix Halloween Special: Coran’s Story

Once there was a subway beneath the big city. It was a very scary subway because 500 years ago alot of people died building the subway. So it was a haunted subway where people riding the trains would here screaming and moans.but alot of people thought the screaming and moans were just the wheels on the track. So they didn't care about them they just thought 'oh it's just the wheels on the track ok nothing to worry about'

but one day a girl came down to the subway to catch a train to her school. It was a long way away so she couldn't walk, it was too far. She was with her two friends jill and jack. Jill was tall with blond hair and jeans and a purple shirt and jack was a guy. The main characters name was emily.

Emily went down the stares with jill and jack to the subway,a nd looked around. No body was there.

"Were is everybody?" Emily asked as she looked around.

"I don't know" Jack answered as he stepped onto the platform. "train is coming trough, right?"

"I don't see one." Emily said. Jill noded and looked down the tunnel. "There, i see a light. That is the train!"

but it was not the train. Oh no.

"it isn't moving or whatever" jack said moodily, brooding. "why isn't it moving that's stupid!!"

"Maybe we should check it out!" Emily said, smiling. "they could need our help!"

"OK!" Jack said and jumped down onto the tracks. Jil and Emily followed and talked about girl stuff. Jack rolled his eyes thinking he was super tough for baby girl stuff.

As they got closer to the light they began hearing a voice in the tunnel.

"TURN BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!" the voice whispered.

"No." said Emily.

"OKAAAAAAAYYY" the voice replied. "YOU HAVE BEEN WAAARNED"

"Whatever" Jack said toughly. "What was that?" Jill asked.

"Maybe it was a ghost! It is halloween after all." Emily said. "Wait where did the light go?

Like emily said the light was off and they were in pitchblack. Luckily, Emily had her flashlight, and she turned it on!

"AAAAAAAAAAAA"!!! Jull screamed as the light felled on a floating skeleton in the tunnel!!

"WHAT THE!??!??!" Jack yelled, throwing a can at it. The can clattered against the skeleton and fell to the ground and the skeleton began to laughing.

"you will never see the light of day againnnnn" the skeleton moaned, and began to grow right in front of they're eyes!

Immediately they all began to run as a giant skeleton chased them down the tunnel into the darkness! Emilys flashlight dropped,a nd the skeleton killed it under its foot with a CRUNCH!!

Jack looked back over his shoulder at the skeleton and said "**** YOU SKELTON!" He stopped running and bgan to run striaght towards the skeleton!

"JACK NO!!!!" Jill yelled as jack rammed into the chest of the skeleton and it fell over him crushing himb eneath the bones

"jack is gone" Emily gasped. "oh no"

Jill scremed and began to run away down the tunnel back to the subway platform and emily followed.

And they never saw jakc or the skeleton again...

THE END