#rogersbarnes

[imnothulk]

God this is going to take long. Okay so

@theironcan @moongirlwidow @pietros-wife @unclaimed-kid @agent-maria-hill @anthonyedwardstark1970 @blackwidow-nat-official2 @buckybarnesoffical @bisexualswordlady @clintbarton-thearrowguy @capt-carter-mostly-official @capn-america @deadpool-wade-wilson @daredevil-isnt-catholic-or-blind @definitelynot-peterp4rker @fenrir-lokison @friday-the-ai @goddess-ofdeath-old @harleykeener69 @hawkeye-jr @i-am-not-a-toaster @iyla-difransisco @king-ofwakanda @kamala-msmarvel-khan @loki-laufeychild @littlemsbumblebee @midtown-news-official @mysister-isstillaposer @midtown-braincell-holder @natasha-rogersbarnes @nothawkeyeofficial @okoye-general-official @official-buckybarnes @official-pietro-maximoff @officialscottlang @reallyreallyspiderman @stephenstrange-md-phd @starlordofficial @spidey-official @that-punk-from-brooklyn @therealbuckybarnes @unofficial-non-poser @vpotts-official @virginia-pepper-potts01 @wandabug @whatarethooseshuri @white-wolf-actually

That is actually so many people. (If I have missed any of the people you wish to invite please tag them @thir-0dinson )

Me and my wonderful husband-to-be have decided to move up the wedding and get married tomorrow, you are all invited.

Also yes you can all bring plus ones

[white-wolf-actually]

//Steve/Bucky wedding overview but I didn't want to have to write a lot so it's a list of poorly-thought-out plot points.//

T'Challa officiated

Shuri made my arm have a ring built in

Alpine was the ring bearer (I told Steve no to the actual bear)

My granddaughter was adorable, but I had to fight @marvelqueents to convince them not to put their kid in an actual American flag

It took place on the Fourth of July (Steve's birthday) at the Grand Canyon //in the comics Bucky had always wanted to go there//

Sam was Steve's best man and Natasha was mine

Most of the music was from the thirties and forties

I did not cry and on an unrelated note Sam is a fucking liar

@theironcan paid for everything (thank you, Tony)

My first dances after Steve were with @little-lady-cecily and @moongirlwidow who brought both her partners

My goats from my time in Wakanda were there because they are my babies

I won a bet with Steve so he had to wear the white suit

@probably-steve @king-ofwakanda @whatarethooseshuri @mythomars @totallynotmaxok @a-rotten-chicken-nugget @the-hombrearana @wintersoldierscat @marvelwhomps @marvelwhimps @marvelqueents @peapea-0405 @nervouseden @natasha-rogersbarnes @sapphirebarnes @little-lady-cecily @moongirlwidow @becca-barnes-official @capt-carter-mostly-official

[maybetonystark]

CAP'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAP @that-punk-from-brooklyn

Happy Birthday Old Man! It's time to celebrate another year of your amazing life and we can't think of a better way to do it than with a party! SO LET'S PARTY PEOPLE!

WE'VE GOT ALL YOUR BUDDIES HERE! EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HEROES! @official-buckybarnes @natt-romanoff-official @pietros-wife @official-pietro-maximoff @capt-carter-mostly-official @unofficial-non-poser @that-punk-from-brooklyn @clintbarton-thearrowguy @laura-barton-shield @virginia-pepper-potts01 @natasha-rogersbarnes @peterparker-official @multifandom-boss-bitch ALL KIDS ARE INVITED @fluffycows4life @lemonade-luhv @asta-barnes-rogers @natasha-rogersbarnes @nervouseden @not-your-wintersoldier @tiny-barnes-sibling (Not that I'm gonna have a filter) AND ANYONE I FORGOT (TAG THEM)

COME TO MY HOUSE PEOPLE

WE HAVE A REAL LIFE "SUPER SMASH BROS" THAT ANYONE CAN JOIN IN

IF YOU'RE LIKE CAP (OLD) FEEL FREE TO CHILL

OR YOU CAN BE COOL AND GET DRUNK (AND THEN GO PLAY SUPER SMASH BROS WE'LL SEE HOW THAT TURNS OUT)

AND OF COURSE FOOD - AFTER ALL OF THAT PLANNING I'M STARVED

MY WORKSHOP IS OFF LIMITS (EXCEPT FOR ME AND THE BIRTHDAY TROLL)

AND OF COURSE CAP'S REQUESTED CAKE (GOOD CHOICE MAN!)

[iwasmadetobeasoldier]

*Drops all her weight on your metal arm*

Dude, I'm like super duper nauseous and kinda wanna go to sleep

*hides stab wound stitches*

@natasha-rogersbarnes

Whoa, whoa, where did this all come from?? What happened??

*picks her up in almost bridal carry*

Stay with me, doll. Don't pass out.

@that-punk-from-brooklyn Get over here!

[theironcan]

*She warps in front of you* so you have a daughter now?

@natasha-rogersbarnes

I’ve got one daughter and one child I took out of the system.

And a son named Harley

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Pietro ‘my braincell is allergic to thinking’ Maximoff: I have an idea.

His gaggle of children who definitely know better: I will follow you to the ends of the earth without question.

( @dogtamer415 @fluffycows4life @definitelynot-peterp4rker @natasha-rogersbarnes )

[asta-barnes-rogers]

Do you want to access this file?

> [Yes]

[No]

Accessing HYDRA file...

Project Winter Wolf

Asta Barnes Rogers

Age: 16

Gender: Female Nonbinary

Personality Type: INFP-T

Status: Alive

Role: Failed Super Solider/assassin

Defining features: A snake tattoo and a crescent moon tattoo on the left side of the face underneath the eye, a scar across the bridge of the nose, a snake bite piercing, a vertical eyebrow piercing on the left side, lobe piercings on both ears, wolf fangs, bright ice blue eyes, and bright orange hair

New features soon to appear: wolf ears and wolf tail

Emotional status: Unstable leading to the patient being excessively clingy and paranoid

Handler: @h-y-d-r-a-official

Medical issues: None that are known

Family

Side effects: 40% wolf and the typical super soldier abilities

Notable Events: X

Dad: @that-punk-from-brooklyn (Steve Rogers)

Siblings: @fluffycows4life (Lala)

@lemonade-luhv (Cherry)

@natasha-rogersbarnes (Natasha)

@nervouseden (Mars?)

Close file?

> [Yes]

[No]

Closing file...

( @2asta2 -> @asta-barnes-rogers )

[capt-carter-mostly-official]

So mom you want a brownie, @natasha-rogersbarnes gave me some after I broke something trying to make some in Pietros house

I would love one sweetie, thank you<3

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Hey, do you have a lighter? Like... rn?

@natasha-rogersbarnes

Yeah, why do you need it?

[imnothulk]

@natasha-rogersbarnes is trying to get me to tell Friday to open up your new lab. Now they’re talking about burning down other buildings.

Just a heads up.

@theironcan

I hate that child.

She's banned from my lab, which is currently under construction thanks to her.

[white-wolf-actually]

Dad I now have a mom, Sam Maximoff adopted me!!!!!!

I can't believe I have a mom, I have four parents?!?! From zero to straight four, ain't no way.

@natasha-rogersbarnes

Congrats! Who is that though? And four? I'm gonna need a reminder.

//I keep all Bucky's kids and bits of information (like shared custody) in a google doc and I need to update it.//

[trading-cards-owner]

Hi ! Big fan sir! Could I pls ask a question?

You've been revived 6+ times from death. Does the reality seem different to you like do you feel invincible or immortal at a point? Or feel like this is all just a dream or that this isn't the reality?

This is @natasha-rogersbarnes (Adopted daughter of Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers)

That is a difficult question

I guess it feels kind of weird, but I don’t believe I’m invincible. Only idiots believe that.

[iwasmadetobeasoldier]

Bucky: I'm bored

@natasha-rogersbarnes: Same here. Theres nothing to do on a Tuesday.

Bucky:....

Natasha:.....

Bucky: Wanna go bother Steve and Tony?

Natasha: *pulling a kazoo from nowhere* I thought you'd never ask.

[theironcan]

I burnt down Bruce's lab and now he won't let me in his new lab... Friday is keeping me off him. Help

@natasha-rogersbarnes

What do you want me to do? I support his decision.

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Dad... I hate Bruce

@natasha-rogersbarnes

What did he do, Kiddo?

I don’t think I have heard of anyone hating Bruce before.

[azalea-romanoff]

Hi Azalea! If I can call you that. I am @/white-wolf-actually's daughter so that technically makes @/capt-carter-mostly-official my aunt. Annnnnnndddd, I was wondering if I could help you out with baby shanaya a little bit? I just love babies and love being around children all at once. So I was wondering if you would trust me with your kid? If not just let me know its no big deal!

@natasha-rogersbarnes

...well, I don't really know you too well, but in my supervision or my wife's, you can have some time with shanaya <3