imnothulk

[imnothulk]

What? No, we're telling Tony

🎶 Bruce, Do you wanna build a robot? 🎶

@serenastark-official

You know, last time I built a robot he became sentient and tried to kiss us all so I think I'm good

[imnothulk]

As long as we do it properly this time to avoid another worldwide catastrophe.

Yes I'm for real.

🎶 Bruce, Do you wanna build a robot? 🎶

@serenastark-official

You know, last time I built a robot he became sentient and tried to kiss us all so I think I'm good

[imnothulk]

//oops wrong blog

Dad! You’re home!

@moongirlwidow

Sure am honey! How're you doing sweet bean?

[imnothulk]

//wrong blog sorry

Hehe

🎶 Bruce, Do you wanna build a robot? 🎶

@serenastark-official

You know, last time I built a robot he became sentient and tried to kiss us all so I think I'm good

[imnothulk]

HELP ITS NO ASKS YOU CANT ASK ☹️

anyway, I made a bot for the wuh luh huzz and now I’m crying cause it’s so sad 😞

Imma change that hold on

[imnothulk]

Okay yes selfishness is wrong, but is it wrong if it doesn't hurt the other person? Or anyone involved? Is it still considered selfishness if it makes people happy?

Well, I'm glad things worked out for everyone then

Dad! You’re home!

@moongirlwidow

Sure am honey! How're you doing sweet bean?

[imnothulk]

Since I made this one

WHAT THE FUCKKKK THERES A HELK ACCOUNT OH FUCK YES

I didn’t even notice until I saw it

//I have a Spider-Man rp acc, is it cool if I rp?

LMAOO i just made it, what the people what the people get.

//knock yourself out

[imnothulk]

WHAT THE FUCKKKK THERES A HELK ACCOUNT OH FUCK YES

I didn’t even notice until I saw it

//I have a Spider-Man rp acc, is it cool if I rp?

LMAOO i just made it, what the people what the people get.

//knock yourself out

[imnothulk]

I had to shut my channel down.

I was getting too many grey hairs okay? It sucked.

People are too stupid nowadays

I can imagine Bruce Banner having a YouTube channel and being encouraged to check out "That's not how women work" or "men writing women" and genuinely having a breakdown.

Like can you imagine him trying to tackle all the men who believe that if you touch an afab persons breasts they get saggier. Or the men who think that afabs get "loose."

"No, having intercourse and touching your partners breasts will not make them saggy. Its- It's genetics and gravity- where did you get this from? Who was your teacher?"

"And no, people with vaginas actually do not get looser. They can in fact go through the birthing process and go straight back to normal, as this other commenter pointed out-..." pauses to read original commenters response to the second comment. ""Babies don't come out the same hole that the penis goes in."... Where- Where does it come out, then? What are you- where are you reaching to??"

Or some he just reads, takes a sip of his drink, and promptly scrolls past for the sake of his own mental health and stress levels.

[imnothulk]

Because you matter sweetie, you deserve to be selfish and take up all of people's time, even more so if they're the ones offering you it. You deserve to be loved and taken care of. Sometimes being selfish isn't a bad thing, kiddo.

They're together now? Huh, that wasn't on my 2025 bingo card. I thought it'd take them at least another year to figure out.

Guess we'll see

Dad! You’re home!

@moongirlwidow

Sure am honey! How're you doing sweet bean?

[imnothulk]

You guys have asked and you shall receive.

Please welcome @hulkisme to our pretty Tumblr family

//Okay I'm doing a poll to see if this is something y'all would be interested in cause I've been getting asks about it for a while now.

[imnothulk]

Of course we can honey, you're never gonna be and never have been a bother, okay?

Let's go see what's on Disney, apparently they made a new Moana movie?

Dad! You’re home!

@moongirlwidow

Sure am honey! How're you doing sweet bean?

[imnothulk]

*soft smile* I know honey, and that's okay. Take all the time you need to process it and when you're ready we'll have a nice afternoon. That sound okay?

Dad! You’re home!

@moongirlwidow

Sure am honey! How're you doing sweet bean?

[imnothulk]

You're not gonna take no for an answer are you?

🎶 Bruce, Do you wanna build a robot? 🎶

@serenastark-official

You know, last time I built a robot he became sentient and tried to kiss us all so I think I'm good

[imnothulk]

For you? I've got all the time in the world kiddo

Dad! You’re home!

@moongirlwidow

Sure am honey! How're you doing sweet bean?

[imnothulk]

We'll make cookies and some hot chocolate too

Dad! You’re home!

@moongirlwidow

Sure am honey! How're you doing sweet bean?

[imnothulk]

HELPPPP FATHER OK

you remember that dude back in August that said I was cute and I was freaking out about it???

YEAH SO HES A PREDATOR.

He’s fucking a freshly 15 yr old girl… at my school…

YEAH.

Oh my that's absolutely disgusting