#rodifish

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Bartender can I get some rodifish pussy

Since you asked so nicely…

He’s being needy again

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(is it okay if i use your humanformers design BUT in rodifish? I'm really in love with him. If not, it's alright, robot rodifish or humanformers rodifish, nothing change in my little fic)

Walking on the beach, feeling the fresh air on your damp skin, the sun hitting hard in this late summer evening, you were taking some time for yourself. You finally had a week for yourself from your work, and you couldn't be more gratefull.

The water was nice, all over your feet, a little crab running under a rock, shells coloring the sand,... everything was good.

You keep walking, a precise destination in mind. It's a little hidden place with big rocks, perfect for laying there and enjoy the last sunrays with no one to disturb your peace.

In your backpack, you brought your meal, some slices of bread with tomatoes and olive oil, a very simple delicious meal for the evening to watch the sunset.

Reaching your spot, you take out your towel, spread it on the rock, ready everything, take off your clothes to reveal your favorite red and orange swimmsuit.

Everything was good. Good music, warm water, sun slowly setting down... Nothing could go wrong...

Except for this one weird form slicing the surface in the horizon. Unfortunately, you didn't see at the right time, only the tail's tip, making you believe there are whales. Except that whales weren't present in this aera, something you don't know...

Taking your stuff, you decide that going watching the whales over there was better than your safe, perfect little spot.

It was good ! There was a cave right where you wanted to settle. Seeing that there is still time before it was dark, you decide it is a good idea to explore the aera.

It seems stable enought, the cave being old, weathered rocks all around you. It was cool, green, red and yellow rocks, witnesses of the weathering of the rocks, was coloring the walls. A mistake of yours, you weren't looking up, at the ceilling, where claws marks was showing...

Going further in, time seems to erase, only enjoying the moment. Feeling like an explorator, Indiana Jones from wish vibe, narrating every steps you made in your head, a fresh and strong gust of wind hit your back, making you shiver. Shit, was the sun already set and the air was getting cold? But the cave was still warm and cozy...

Going against your instinct, you keep going. The cave was getting only bigger. After some minutes, you reach wat seems to be a nest. Green and dark brown algeae in a circle around a big pool, some dead fishes in a corner, shells and corals decorating the entier walls, multitude of colors setting a joyfull ambiance. The person who did this really was a genius. It was beautiful. Walking in the many tiny puddles, the water was way warmer than the sea.

You were... hypnotised. You couldn't take your eyes off of it. You let your bag slide off your shoulders, and walk toward the nest. There were again shells and corals, with little colorfull rocks, and the pool was also warmer. It was good.

A melody, faint and beautiful, rang in the cave. Weirdly, you couldn't react to it. It was as if... as if...

As seconds quickly pass, the melody grew stronger. You sit in the pool, feeling your legs tired from the long walk you took. Just like your legs, you become tired, even sleepy. But everything was good. Your body feel light, your mind away from its usual worries. And two, big, gigantic blue eyes bend over to look a two, with a sweet smile, the creature's shadow looming over you. The melody continues, lulling you slowly to sleep. You manage to hear purrs, heavy purrs.

Red and yellow scales around the face, two very thin yellow fins, webbed cheeks and big hands. You can only see the big creature's hands reach for you before you fall limp onto its palm, before falling heavy asleep.

The creature knew right at the moment it saw you on the beach, you had to be his. You were so cute! you were a tiny bipedal version of him with his colors ! And seeing you going into his nest, he knew you were his. So he waited for you to be deep into his cave for singing you to sleep.

When you were finally in his hand, he gently scoops you (you were not bigger than his palm), hop in his nest, and cuddle you against his face. He licks your entire body to clean you. You were warm, all squishy, and your skin tasted good...

He installs himself all comfy in his nest, snuggle you all against his chest, secure you against him, and fall asleep, purring out loud of satisfaction.

He was going to pamper you, cherish you, keep you just for himself...

Tadaaaaam ! I hope you like it !!!

Writting this fic, i had some questions about rodifish...

I wrote his nest to be in a cave, out of the water, but can he stays out of water? His nest in underwater because either he can't breath out of water or it's his prefereces to have it out ?

Is he more fishy look alike or robot look alike ? Does his body is a mix between robot and tail or complet organic ?

Does he even sing lol? I turned him into a siren more than a mer but i though it could have been interesting.

And at last, would he "eat" his little human ? Vore! Siren! Rodimus ? I'd love it to just him keeping his human in his mouth just like aligator mamas do, not swallowing (even if he could do it by mistake with how tiny and delicious you are...)

He can stay out of water for long periods of time, maybe three-four hours. He’d probably have two nests, one underwater and one above, just for the reason that he has many visitors. He’s more robot look alike but he is half organic!! His internals kinda work more organically while his hard, robot bits are on the outside. I explained it better in my google doc (which I cannot reference at this current moment-)

He occasionally sings, he does more humming and trilling, think of a whale song.

Also, I don’t think he would. He thinks they’re neat little creatures and likes to watch and engage with them. He would do the carry in the mouth thing though, I fear

ALSO THANK YOU!!! I was giggling and kicking my feet the entire time, I adore this so much! He actually has a humanoid version of his Rodifish design! It’s somewhere on my alt lol- I like how he’s like “well, they’re in MY colors and in my cave, so obviously I get to keep them!” Because yeah he would

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Rodifish and drift pretty please 🙏🙏

Here’s some doodles I did a while back!!

Of course, lore has changed a bit and now Rodifish is very LARGE now but!! I still really like these :)

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rodifish crumbs perhaps (infodump about him)

YESYESYES!! Hi!!

Despite growing up in Nyon (a mer city and society) and living there for a good most of his life, he gets most of his social cues and behaviors from the mechs he’s met at his beach! He learns seeker wing language and applies it to his spoiler to replicate. He also learned cybertronian from the mechs he was visited by. He can’t read or write glyphs but he can understand it.

He’s not done growing since he’s still fairly young (what he considers young which is Megatron age) so as he gets older, he’ll likely get even bigger and longer. Unless he decides he wants to STOP growing which I doubt he will. He’s already a little bit bigger than what he would be if he were cybertronian.

And since this is a valveplug account, mers don’t give or receive oral. It’s just not part of how they “breed,” most mers also have sharp ass teeth so they don’t want to risk it on organic flesh. It’ll take super long to heal if it’s cut. Because of this, if you gave Rodimus head, he’d fucking cry and cum immediately

I didnt know what you wanted me to talk about specifically so I gave some random shit lol

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What’s an average day in mer rodimus’s life look like

Uhhh.. he doesn't do much to be honest, he's stuck in a tank. During the work hours of the aquarium, he'll spend most of his time interacting with guests, whether it's listening to them talk, taking pictures with them, or doing random tricks. If he's left alone, he'll mess with the fake plants at the bottom of his tank.

He doesn't sleep either, he has no need to so he's just constantly moving around. If Drift visits him, he sticks beside him. He'll follow him if he walks by his tank or hang out by his deck while they talk. Every once in a while, he gets taken in for a check-up but they're not often.

If the aquarium is closed and he's alone, he'll mourn Nyon and his lost friends. Usually after an hour, he'll distract himself by talking to the twins or grooming his fins.

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Bet here for driftrod. Any Au of your choosing who likes to get snuggly more and who's always the first to initiate interfacing??

YES! Thank you, I love talking about them! I'll do one of each

Mer: Rodimus does both, he's very tactile since he's been isolated for a pretty long time. Drift holds himself back from getting to handsy since they're in an aquarium with a lot of staff, he's very paranoid.

"Human": Drift, actually. He's very cold all of the time and leeches off of Rodimus's body heat. They both initiate it a lot but Rodimus might do it a bit more because he's a natural tease (it is not intentional, he swears)

IDW: Rodimus for both. I can't explain it but it's him

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I think mer roddy would give birth to beautiful little sparkling mers and they’d be so colorful.

Drift is so confused where all this color comes from but then he meets Roddy’s other partners and suddenly understands.

The grays come from Megatron and the purple and blues come from Soundwave. Seems Drift is the bright odd one out

The masses want him pregnant I guess? How this would happen tho confuses me. Why is he pregnant with other bots’ bitties while also with Drift? Like, why didn’t Drift know beforehand??

Also let it be known that I do not think about pregnancy often, it’s idle thinking for like a minute or two then I’m done. I don’t like children or babies, they annoy and freak me out. Additionally, I don’t like Megarod. Don’t hate it or anything but please don’t ask me about it! Nothing personal or anything! Feel free to ask me about Dratchrod and Soundrod tho!!

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Tomorrow… I will be self indulgent.

Chat am I allowed to be self indulgent

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Haven't forgotten ur little rodifish fic u deserve... just been busy these last days, but ill try today to write u stmg...

looking at you with big eyes, i wait eagerly and patiently

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"us" like it's not just you /silly

Anywhom! Nyon! It was a mer city that wasn't exactly the best city but it was definitely one of the most popular and biggest. It was sort of dark so it was mostly lit by bio-illuminance, the brightest spots being the underground caves where most people congregated as well as animals. Animals being both organic and techno-organic.

Nyon thrived in that way, being a mix of things and cultures. Of course it has it's own. It's own languages, fashion, and unspoken rules. They communicated with drawings, sign language, and animal vocalizations but art was more common due to how much safer it was for keeping quiet to not attract huge predators. They still had their own music from shells to soft, singing vocalizations to using the current as a rhythm.

Brightly colored mers attracted attention from both other mers and predators. If you kept your natural bright colors, it was a sign of approval from your colony about your strength to protect and hunt. If you did not have their approval, your plating and fins would be dyed with mud, sand, and coral to be duller.

However, it's MOST known for a very unique metal that fills its caves. Very strong metal that's also fairly flexible, best for weapons, no? This is what leads to it being destroyed by the senate, council, whatever it's called. They originally had a mutual trade, metal for fuel/food. This was kept a secret from the public, no one knows of mers intelligence aside from the people who did the trade and even that was kept tight-knit with only a handful of mechs.

Of course, Nyon was betrayed as it was stormed for its metal, drained of it, and their caves were destroyed. Thus, it went into ruin. That is until it was "spared" by some of the locals and Hot Rod.

rodifish crumbs perhaps (infodump about him)

YESYESYES!! Hi!!

Despite growing up in Nyon (a mer city and society) and living there for a good most of his life, he gets most of his social cues and behaviors from the mechs he’s met at his beach! He learns seeker wing language and applies it to his spoiler to replicate. He also learned cybertronian from the mechs he was visited by. He can’t read or write glyphs but he can understand it.

He’s not done growing since he’s still fairly young (what he considers young which is Megatron age) so as he gets older, he’ll likely get even bigger and longer. Unless he decides he wants to STOP growing which I doubt he will. He’s already a little bit bigger than what he would be if he were cybertronian.

And since this is a valveplug account, mers don’t give or receive oral. It’s just not part of how they “breed,” most mers also have sharp ass teeth so they don’t want to risk it on organic flesh. It’ll take super long to heal if it’s cut. Because of this, if you gave Rodimus head, he’d fucking cry and cum immediately

I didnt know what you wanted me to talk about specifically so I gave some random shit lol