#rode panda

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

Red Panda Blijdorp 3L0A0758 by safi kok

[themagmaoffice]

MARSHMELLOW REVEAL

Information about them below!

Full Name: Marshall Allos, but prefers to be called Marsh

Age: 23

Pronouns: Any, mostly uses They/Them

Gender: So fluid

Birthday: October 6th

Hobby: Reading, particularly in the fanfiction genre

Blood Type: B-

Favorite Job: Out of the multiple jobs that he has, their favorite job is being a Seamstress

Favorite Food: Seafood Boil

Gift Preference: Anything!

Occupation: Yes.

Liked Trait: Everything!

Height: 5'8"

[bubbless-s]

⌗ ୨۫ 𖥔 ۫ Whispers of the heart ୧ ׅ𖥔𓍯

Context: Slytherin boys + Pansy finding out you can turn into their favourite animal (you’re an animagus)

Masterlist

-ʚɞ genre: fluff

-ʚɞ warnings: extremely delusional

Tom Riddle

• So fascinated.

• Handles you with care.

• “My little snake.”

• Absolutely loves it when you wrap yourself around his throat?

• Asks you to bite the people who annoy him.

• Carries you around in his pocket.

• You swear you saw him smile when you snuggled inside his robes.

Mattheo Riddle

• “You look so stunning.”

• Literally bewitched.

• “You make a good pillow.”

• Pets you and plays with your fur.

• “Go bite Blaises ass please 🙏”

• Laughs when he sees someone else scared of you.

• Also all giggles and cackles when you lick his forehead as a joke.

Theodore Nott

• Childhood dream come true.

• “You’re so gorgeous amore mio..”

• “What if we replace you with one of the dragons in the tournament.”

• Holds onto for dear life when he first rode with you.

• “Can you blow flames too?”

• Moistureses your scales when he thinks they look too ‘rough’.

• Jokingly bought you a childrens book named ‘What do dragons like to eat?’

Draco Malfoy

• Gets so excited.

• Gets jealous of other ferrets when they come around you??😭

• A little too ready to buy you little ferret clothes.

• “So adorable.”

• One of his rings is the double the size of your paws and Draco finds that strangely cute.

• Saw somewhere that ferrets like to dance. And like. He kinda wants to see you dancing.

• Gave you an atrocious hairstyle. (Slick back)

Lorenzo Berskshire

• “OH MY GAWD.”

• Cuteness aggression at max.

• “Can I carry you around like a backpack?”

• DOES carry you around like a backpack.

• Puts a little bow on you. (First coquette koala?!)

• “I wonder if they sell koala tutus.”

• “You’re so cute Im going insane.”

Blaise Zabini

• “NO WAY.”

• Also has cuteness aggression.

• Rubs your stomach.

• Saw you using your tail as a blanket and took hundreds of pictures.

• Goes crazy when you stuck your tongue out.

• Blaises search history: ‘What do red pandas eat?’ ‘Do red pandas get cold easily?’ ‘Red panda..’ ect ect

• Highkey gives you the cat treatment.

Pansy Parkinson

•Loves your floppy ears but also teases you about them.

• “Ears so big you could fly if you tried.”

• Very secretly loves when you get the zoomies in her room.

• Boops your nose.

• Gives you a bowl of baby carrots whenever you visit her.

• Puts you on her lap or stomach.

• Made you a little space on her desk so you can watch her while she studies.

[blueberry0409]

educate me on dragonrose (please)

YES SPREADING THE GOSPEL

Ok everything is on my blog <3

basics

canon info we know that Felix was Evan’s younger brother and he went to go work with dragons in Romania and bill weaskey called him to the pub and he was good in school and obsessed with dragons

Fanon

he is bsfs with Charlie and tonks known as the creature feature they wreaked havoc

He was much younger than the twins so he was the ultimate annoying sibling when he was little and the twins were at hogwarts

he loved barty and reg and would follow the skittles around when they came over

he was raised with his grandma who did not let him go to hogwarts for a few years until she died and the estranged panda took him in ( this is to solve for the age gap )

Evan died his first year and Felix broke down and Charlie and to tonks helped him trust again

also

Charlie and Fellix and Tonks were the ones that came and rescued Norbert Charlie recruited Felix for the dragon emeergancy and he ofc went along with his equally crazy bf. They rode their dragons to Tonks who went with them IMMEDIATLY and before they went to pick up Norbert they went to Hagrid where Felix and Charlie yapped to him about dragons while Tonks played with a odd lil creature.

next

Felix had a breakdown in the field after pandoras death (during winter break in fifth year ) between the Weasley and Lovegood home while holding Luna Ms. Weasley saw him and brought him inside for hot cocoa and a blanket and told him stories about pandora a few days later she gave him a matching blue Weasley sweater with luna. it had a matching dragon with charlie :)

it starts the tradition of Felix and Charlie’s matching sweaters

the Weasley first impression of Felix was a slytherin boy shouting with their brother about dragons

AND

@guess1mjustheren0w did a amazing fix name Analysis

AND MY BLOG UNDER FELIX ROSIER TAGGG

[tootiecakes234]

I’m gonna rank jjk peoples and the things they are best at

Some SFW AND NSFW

All characters aged up.

*im just ranking the top 3 for each category.

SFW:

Best cook:

Nanami (would cook 3 course meals everyday if he had the time)

Itadori (big ass appetite and cooked for himself a lot growning up)

Panda ( i just feel like he’s the cook for himself, toge, and maki)

Best singer:

Megumi ( he hums when he’s concentrating but no one mentions it because if he realized, he’d never do it again)

Geto (Gojo used to force him to sing because he loved his voice)

Todo (hear me out, he sings so often and it’s great but everyone ends up telling him to shut the fuck up cuz he will just keep going forever)

Biggest gossips (I don’t need to explain these):

Gojo

Nobara

Toge & Panda

Best gift givers:

Shoko (i feel like she’s pays very close attention to detail and would know exactly what you want)

Nanami ( would get you something that you want AND something that you need. Balance)

Megumi (is more of a listener than a talker so he 100% knows what people want)

Worst liars:

Itadori (poor baby can’t lie to save his life)

Yuta (again… lying just isn’t his thing)

Haibara (innocent sweet baby)

Best liars:

Geto & Gojo (lied to everyone and said they never saw each other in private after that day…. Puh-lease!)

Nobara (constantly telling Gojo she doesn’t know where those charges on his card came from.. weird)

Shoko (covering for Gojo when he did go meet with Geto)

Worst drivers:

Maki (music blasting, windows down, curbs hit and vibes. She’s also driving 20over the speed limit at all times)

Gojo ( this man can’t be hurt so he drives like a god damn maniac)

Gakuganji (he’s old and someone needs to take away his license)

NSFW:

Best overall in bed (not explaining):

Toji

Shoko

Geto

Best eaters:

Maki (I shouldn’t have to explain…. This woman EATS DOWN. Will not stop until the sheets are soaked and your legs are shaking)

Shoko (women do it best and shoko…. Yea she’s top tier. Have you outside her door with a boombox)

Yuta (the only man to make this list because he is a MUNCH.)

Most loving in bed:

Nanami (obviously… rose petals on the bed, slow moves deep strokes and great aftercare)

Toge (he shows you what his words cannot say)

Choso (would not leave a patch of skin untouched and he loves to talk you through the whole thing)

Meanest in bed:

Sukuna (very obvi, more pain than pleasure. Uses you like a plaything)

Mei Mei ( she’s tying you up, gagging you and overstimming to hell, but you will enjoy yourself)

Ijichi (stick with me…. This man is used and abused all day at work and he comes home to let that out on you… I feel like he’s a mean dom)

Pillow princess energy:

Nobara ( is the exact definition of a pillow princess. Treat her well)

Mei Mei (on the days when she’s not up for the work, she will sit back and let you try and please her until she gets tired)

Gojo (he comes home a lot of times exhausted and just wants to be rode or be sucked off)

Biggest tease:

Gojo (he’s just so physically affectionate, he would have you squirming and not even be doing it on purpose)

Megumi (would 1000% be on purpose but it would be so subtle. You’d be gaslit into thinking you’re making it all up in your head)

Sukuna (just wants to see how fast he can make you get on your knees and beg for him

Best subs:

Yuta (he would be down on his knees for you. Does anything to make you happy)

Choso (self explanatory. Loves to serve you)

Gojo (but only for Geto. Cannot tell me he didn’t go to him begging to be fucked more than once after their breakup.

*this was so much fun

[yxlnst]

A day at the theme park

idol!wonwoo x reader!y/n

🎀 : Theme park date with Wonwoo

🧸 Word count 🧸 : 936

Fluff

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It was a bright Saturday morning, the kind that promised a perfect day for a trip to the theme park. You'd been looking forward to this all week, and Wonwoo had even cleared his schedule to make sure you both had the whole day to explore, ride roller coasters, and eat way too much junk food.

When he picked you up, you couldn't help but smile. Wonwoo had a relaxed charm about him, and he made even the simplest things feel special. He greeted you with a gentle kiss on the cheek, then opened the car door for you. "Ready for a fun day?" he asked, his eyes bright behind his glasses.

"Ready as I'll ever be," you replied, grinning as you got into the car. You could tell he was just as excited as you were.

The drive to the theme park was filled with light conversation and laughter. Wonwoo had a playlist of your favorite songs playing, and you both sang along, not caring if you hit a few wrong notes. It was just one of the things you loved about him—he was so easygoing, and you always felt comfortable around him.

When you arrived at the theme park, it was bustling with people. The sights and sounds of the park brought back memories from when you were a kid—bright colors, the smell of popcorn, and the distant screams of people on the rides. Wonwoo paid for your tickets, then handed you a map. "Where do you want to go first?" he asked, holding your hand as you walked through the entrance.

"Let's start with the roller coasters," you suggested, pointing to the map. "The lines will be shorter in the morning."

Wonwoo nodded, leading the way. You admired how he weaved through the crowd, always keeping you close to his side. You passed by the various stalls and games, each one vying for attention with bright lights and loud music.

The first roller coaster was an old wooden one, known for its bumpy ride and sharp turns. You joined the line, which wasn't too long yet, and waited your turn. Wonwoo stood beside you, his arm around your shoulders. "You sure you're not scared?" he teased, noticing the hint of nervousness in your eyes.

"Me? Scared?" you replied, trying to sound confident. "I'm just... excited."

"Don't worry, I'll be right beside you," he said, giving your shoulder a comforting squeeze.

When it was your turn, you both climbed into the front car of the roller coaster. As it started to climb the first hill, you felt your heart racing with anticipation. The view from the top was breathtaking, but the drop that followed was even more exhilarating. You screamed with joy as the coaster plunged down, whipping around sharp bends and rattling over the wooden tracks.

Wonwoo laughed beside you, clearly enjoying the ride. "That was awesome!" he shouted as the coaster came to a stop. "Let's do it again!"

"We'll have to try the other rides first," you replied, still catching your breath. "We have a lot of ground to cover."

The rest of the day was a blur of excitement and laughter. You rode more roller coasters, each one more intense than the last. Wonwoo was always there, holding your hand and cheering you on. He seemed to know exactly when you needed encouragement and when to let you enjoy the thrill on your own.

At lunchtime, you found a quiet spot near a fountain to eat. Wonwoo had picked up some classic theme park food—corn dogs, fries, and cotton candy. You sat on a bench, enjoying the sunshine and the sound of the water. "This is perfect," you said, taking a bite of your corn dog.

"It really is," Wonwoo agreed, smiling as he watched you. "I'm glad we did this."

After lunch, you decided to try some of the games. Wonwoo had a knack for the ring toss, and he quickly won you a stuffed animal—an adorable panda that you immediately named "Pandy." He handed it to you with a playful bow. "For you, my lady," he said with a grin.

You laughed, hugging the stuffed animal. "Thank you, kind sir," you replied, playing along. "You're quite the talented gamer."

The day continued with more rides, games, and sweet treats. You tried the spinning teacups, the Ferris wheel, and even the haunted house. Throughout it all, Wonwoo was by your side, making you laugh and feel like the luckiest person in the world.

As the sun began to set, the theme park took on a magical quality. The lights came on, casting a warm glow over everything.

The day at the theme park had been amazing—roller coasters, games, and all the classic snacks you could eat. As the sun began to set, the park took on a new life. The lights came on, casting a warm glow over everything, and the air filled with the scent of popcorn and cotton candy.

Wonwoo had been an amazing companion throughout the day, his easygoing attitude and gentle humor making everything feel just right. As you walked through the park, he held your hand, pointing out the different rides and attractions, always finding ways to make you laugh.

When you reached the Ferris wheel, Wonwoo stopped and turned to you with a playful grin. "How about a ride?" he asked, nodding toward the towering wheel. "It's a perfect way to end the day."

You nodded, your heart racing with excitement. The Ferris wheel was one of your favorite rides, and there was something romantic about watching the sunset from high above the park.

The line wasn't long, and soon you and Wonwoo were seated in one of the wheel's brightly colored gondolas. As it slowly rose into the air, you could see the entire park spread out below, the lights twinkling in the gathering dusk.

"This is beautiful," you said, leaning against Wonwoo's shoulder. The view was stunning, with the sun dipping below the horizon and the city lights starting to come alive in the distance.

"Yeah," Wonwoo replied, his voice soft. "It's even better because I'm here with you."

The Ferris wheel continued to rise, and the park grew smaller beneath you. As you reached the top, the world seemed to slow down, the only sound the gentle creaking of the wheel and the distant laughter from below.

Wonwoo turned to you, his eyes reflecting the soft glow of the setting sun. "I had a great time today," he said, his voice full of warmth. "Thanks for coming with me."

"I had a great time too," you replied, meeting his gaze. "Thanks for bringing me."

He leaned in closer, his expression gentle and full of affection. "I really like you," he said, his voice barely a whisper.

"I really like you too," you replied, feeling a flutter of butterflies in your stomach.

And then, as the Ferris wheel paused at the top, Wonwoo kissed you. It was a soft, tender kiss, filled with all the warmth and affection you'd come to know from him. The world seemed to melt away, leaving just the two of you, high above the park, sharing a moment that felt like it was meant to be.

When the kiss ended, you felt a rush of warmth, a feeling that this was just the beginning of something amazing. Wonwoo smiled at you, his eyes full of joy. "I'm glad we're here," he said.

"Me too," you replied, still feeling the warmth of the kiss.

The Ferris wheel slowly descended, bringing you back to the reality of the bustling park below. But you knew that, no matter where you went from here, this moment would always be special. It was the perfect way to end a perfect day.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 24 - Hint

@rosekillermicrofic September 24, word count 496

Previous part First Jegulus part

“They’re on their way back,” Sirius said, rousing Barty from his nap. “Oi, Crouch, go move that heap of junk, or he’s going to know something is up,” Barty stretched like a cat. His t-shirt rode up his abdomen, flashing his perfect abs. He peeked out from under his lashes and arched up even more, when he saw the appreciative looks on both Remus and Sirius’s faces. He loved being a tease. 

“I’ll be right back,” He stood up but immediately bent over to give Evan a sloppy, over-the-top kiss. He'd done heavy lifting today, he deserved to be a pest. 

His van groaned to life, and he patted the dusty dashboard. It had been through a lot with him, but he knew he’d have to part with it soon, there was no way it was going to get through its MOT and the amount of work it would need to be fixed would be astronomical, if it could even be saved. 

He moved the van around the corner, making sure he wasn’t in a permit-only area, grabbed the bag he’d hidden under the front seat and rushed back up to the flat to surprise Regulus. 

Barty went into the kitchen and grabbed a bowl. He opened the paper bag and dumped the contents into it before he artfully placed it in the middle of the coffee table, grinning like a madman at his little joke. Evan arched a brow at him but didn’t say anything.  

“Come on, James, give me a hint, why do you want to get me up here so urgently?” Regulus’s voice carried up the stairs as he let himself and James in the side door. Sirius facepalmed. 

“Oh, James,” He shook his head. Barty snorted. They should have sent Panda out with him instead of the bumbling puppy. At least she could keep her excitement contained. The key turned in the lock and the door opened.

“What the?!” Regulus started as he spotted them all crowded into his tiny living room. He walked in and stopped. “Are - are those my books?” He asked with tears in his eyes. 

“Barty and I broke into Grimmauld and got them for you,” Sirius beamed at him. Regulus threw himself into his brother's arms, squeezing him tight. His eyes fell on the coffee table and the bowl Barty had left there, filled with apples. Regulus rolled his eyes and looked up at Barty.

“Thank you,” He told them both before he dropped Sirius and went to run his fingers over the spines of his books. 

You did good, B.” Evan purred in his ear, coming up behind him and wrapping his arms around his waist. “How am I going to reward you tonight?” He whispered in Barty’s ear. 

“Oh, I can think of a few things,” He chucked. Evan nipped his earlobe. Clearly, this was punishment for his earlier antics. It would be hours before they could get away. Barty would just have to wait.  

Next part

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Golden eyed samurai au?

So this is loosely based on the Netflix show, I'm taking a few bits and pieces from it, so it shouldn't be an exact copy. I've also never seen it, so 🤷.

Adam comes from a family of samurai turned famers. When he was young, bandits raided his small village. They pillaged and burned everything, leaving no survivors.

Sera pushed her only son out of the back door. Their house was the last one on the border of the village. Behind their small farm was nothing but forest.

He stumbled off the back step as his mother pushed him, but he clutched the black katana that used to be his grandmothers. Adam looked back as the door frame split and collapsed on top of her, the fire bursed out in front of him. But he was far enough away to not get burned.

He wanted to scream and dig through the flames, but he knew his mother sacrificed herself for him. So he ran into the forest.

But he didn't go far. He watched from the tree line as the bandits threw touches on the few remaining houses. That's when he eyes what looked like the leader.

She was lean, oozing elegance and power. She sat atop a pure white horse that reflected the fire. He could tell she was tall even on the back of a horse. Her long blonde hair whipped around her as the wind and fire grew stronger.

Bandit: That's all of them, my Lilly.

Lilly: Double check. I don't need any loose ends.

Bandit: Yes, your majesty!

Adam flared as a man rode next to her. They looked so similar but so different. Both were blonde, but Adam could tell the male was shorter.

The two looked around at the carnage, both smiled and embraced each other.

A few more bandits came up to them, calling them by royal titles. It drove Adam mad. They didn't look like royalty. They didn't deserve the respect.

That day, Adam vowed revenge.

Growing up, he watched different samurai and mimicked their fighting. He went after many bandit camps and slaughtered them all, looking for any trace of the two on the horses. But he found nothing.

Soon, word reached the royal family of a rouge swordsman, killing without mercy. It's rumored that he has golden eyes and a black blade.

Lilith wasn't worried. She just sent more soldiers to keep an eye out for a golden eyed samurai. Lucifer, on the other hand, was more worried. And he showed it.

He sent his daughter away to keep her safe, and by request of his wife, he rode out to hunt the swordsman himself.

But he was always one step behind. Wherever there was word of the man with golden eyes, there was nothing but death and destruction.

He had to find this guy before he got too close to his family.

I love this so much omg

Am I high or does his backstory feel similar to Kung Fu Panda? LMAO

[2baddiesfanfics]

Envy Unleashed

Pairing: Nobara x Maki

Tags: Angst, Jealousy, Oral Sex, Vaginal Fingering

Summary:

Maki has never been all that good at expressing her feelings. When she sees Yuji and Nobara practicing and spending so much time together, she can barely handle the emotions that boil up inside. When she runs into them yet again, she doesn't expect Nobara to come back to her room with her to help improve her mood.

*Note: All characters in our fics are 18+.*

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“Maki…MAKI! Whoa, what’s gotten into you?” Panda screeched as he barely blocked her round-house kick. She always took training seriously, but these were far more forceful than her usual moves.

To say she was in a shitty mood would be an understatement. Earlier that day she’d walked past the field where Nobara, Yuji, and Megumi usually got their own practice in for the day. It was always against her better judgment. She knew why she did it, but always wished she hadn’t.

Seeing Nobara dressed in her athletic clothes was like voluntary torture. She couldn’t help but stare at the way her shorts rode up her thighs, how her tank top clung to her chest for dear life. How her eyes lit up when faced with a challenge that most would give up on before even trying drew her in and didn’t let go. It was a good thing she watched from a distance, or her over-interest would be extremely obvious.

While it may have been a feast for the eyes, it was nothing but detrimental for her heart. Yuji Itadori was the bane of her existence. Sure, he was sweet. And funny. And kind. And attractive. Everything she felt she was not. This wouldn’t upset her as much if it wasn’t for the fact he always seemed to be around Nobara. Yes, they had history. There was no denying they fought well together and challenged each other to grow stronger. Maki had experienced it firsthand in the handful of times she had nervously asked if she could participate.

“Itadori! That wasn’t fair!” Nobara’s playful whine felt like a gut punch.

“Everything’s fair against you, Kugisaki!” He laughed back while tussling her hair.

Maki felt like she was going to vomit. She had to look away or she just might.

She didn’t understand why she was so upset. There was no point in getting worked up over it. For all she knew, Nobara had no interest in women. She’d tried to wedge the topic into their conversations without being painfully obvious, but Nobara had always just smirked and played along.

“Why? You up for it?” She had intonated suggestively with a wiggle of her eyebrows.

Maki wanted to grab her by the waist and scream “Yes!,” but feared it would only make things weird. She was content to yearn from afar if it meant she could still admire her strength and beauty while spending time with her on their days off.

“Ok, that’s enough for today,” Panda chastised before putting his paws on her shoulders to ground her. “Maki, you know you can talk to me and Inumaki if something’s wrong, right? Please…we just want to help.”

Maki smiled sadly, holding back the emotion that threatened to give away how she was really feeling. She loved her friends dearly, but they were both men. They wouldn’t understand.

“No, Panda. That’s ok. I think I just need some time to cool off. I don’t really wanna talk about it right now.”

He sighed. “I understand. But please. Next time, do so before you use me as your personal punching bear.” She nodded and apologized before grabbing her duffle bag and heading out.

Jogging through the old campus grounds usually took her mind off of things, so she slung her bag over her shoulder and started on a run. As the trees whipped by her, her concentration was broken by the melodious chime of a familiar laugh.

“You’re such an idiot!” Maki watched as Nobara shoved the boy playfully.

“What! I told you Gojo would think my impression of Megumi was funny! Ah – is that? Maki-Senpai! MAKI-SENPAI!” He yelled when she caught his gaze.

Fuck. Exactly what I need today. Why does he have to be so damn friendly?

“Hey Yuji. Hey Nobara. I was just headed back to the dorms. Not feeling too well today. I’ll catch you both later.”

A look of concern washed over Nobara’s face. “Maki-Senpai…can I walk you back? If you’re under the weather I want to make sure you get home safe. Itadori, I’ll text you.”

“Yea, no problem. Feel better, senpai!”

Maki’s heart thudded in her chest. She’s just being nice. There’s no deeper meaning. Just go back to your room. “Ah, Nobara…that’s not necessary. Stay here. I’ll be fine. I don’t want to…interrupt.”

Nobara gave her a look of determination. “I don’t think so, Miss ‘I’m so strong I don’t need anyone.’ I’m going with you.” The older girl sighed in resignation.

“Fine. Let’s go.” She tried to hide the annoyance in her voice from once again seeing her choose to spend her free time with him.

They walked back to her room in silence. Inside she was ecstatic she had chosen her over Itadori, that she seemed to actually care about her well-being. When they reached their destination, Maki opened the door.

“Senpai…you’re not really feeling ill, are you?”

It felt like ice water had been injected into her veins. Without looking back at her, she coldly replied, “And what makes you say that?”

“Let’s just say it’s a woman’s intuition,” she reached for Maki’s shoulder, but the girl shrugged it off.

“Cut the shit, Nobara,” she whispered bitterly.

“Excuse me? What the hell, Maki? I’m just trying to figure out why you’ve been so moody the past few times we’ve hung out.”

Maki slammed the door shut, making Nobara jump. She turned on her, the younger girl’s back now hitting the wall.

“And why do you think that is, Nobara?” she snapped. “Do you get a kick out of watching me try to act normal around him when I see how you react to his every word?” She laughed harshly at the other woman’s look of confusion. “Oh, don’t play dumb with me. I see the way you look at him and laugh at his stupid jokes. You’re practically drooling every time I see you together.”

“Maki, you’re being an idiot. He’s like my dorky older brother. What’s gotten into you?”

“Ah, yes. The classic ‘like a sibling’ line. Nice save. If you can’t be honest with me, then maybe we shouldn’t keep talking.”

Nobara grabbed her by the wrist before she could get away. “Maki! Wait. Help me understand. What does my friendship with Itadori have anything to do with you and I being close, too? You’re being ridiculous.”

“Am I, Nobara? Is that really all you see me as? A friend?”

The girl didn’t respond. She had suspected Maki felt something much stronger toward her but chalked it up to her own vanity and curiosity. While she was satisfied being her comrade, there was a part of her that had always wondered what it might be like to date someone as strong, intelligent, and confident as Maki.

No. Not just date. To kiss. To caress. To explore.

“…No.”

“Then prove it to me. Prove to me that I mean more to you than…him,” she muttered with a sneer.

Nobara swallowed hard as she tried to find the right words. “Maki…I know you’ve led a hard life, always feeling like you had to work twice as hard to prove yourself. But…I love you for who you are. Yuji and I are friends. Just friends. I’m pretty positive he has a crush on Megumi, in fact. But if you insist,” she moved toward her slowly, slipping her arms around her waist. Feeling Maki stiffen at her body against hers, Nobara smirked. “I’d be more than happy to prove it to you. That is…if you think you’re ready?”

Maki gripped Nobara’s chin between her thumb and index finger. “I’ve been ready.” Finally, she closed the distance between them. The kiss was soft, unsure at first. Neither wanted to rush through this moment they both wanted to last forever.

Nobara’s lips tasted light and sweet. Maki wanted - needed - more. Her other hand gripped the nape of her neck, her fingers buried in the other girl’s hair. Nobara let out a sigh, her mouth parting to allow Maki’s tongue entrance.

Holy shit.

She lightly bit Nobara’s bottom lip as a warning that once they went further, there’d be no going back.

“Mmm Maki, if you don’t stick your tongue in my mouth right now, I’m walking away,” she murmured against her. A rumble erupted from Maki’s chest as she gripped Nobara’s hips and delved into her.

As they fought for control, Nobara walked Maki back to the bed she’d seen in the corner of the room. Feeling the side of it hit the back of her knees, Maki grabbed her and fell backward, pulling her with her. The girl let out an excited yelp, giggling as she tumbled down.

Kissing up and down her neck, Nobara made her way to her ear. “You do realize I have the upper hand here, right? Should have fallen on top of me,” she taunted as she bit her lobe.

“That was very strategic, actually. The view is much better down here.”

“Oh, are you saying you wanted a show? Cuz I can do that,” she said seductively as she began to unbutton her uniform top. Maki watch rapt, her eyes burning with desire. “What? You’re just going to sit there and watch? What happened to all that jealous energy? You’re not going to touch me now that you have me? Maybe I should have thrown myself at Yuji…”

Maki scowled. “That was a low blow.”

“And what are you going to do about it?”

Maki grabbed the top of Nobara’s blouse and pulled hard, causing the buttons to pop, scatter, and roll away. A lacy red bra greeted her efforts.

“Fuck!” Nobara groaned. “That’s more like it!” She quickly divested Maki of her own top, feeling her taught muscles under the soft skin of her palms. She could hear the older girl’s breathing grow heavier under her touch.

“N-nice bra…” she ground out. “Do your panties match?”

“Oh, you like it? I’m glad. If we’re going to be dating, then I expect you’ll take me shopping for more. Maybe we can stick it to the Zenin clan by spending every last cent.”

“That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever heard you say,” Maki said as she unzipped the girl’s skirt to discover her panties did, indeed, match. Nobara shifted out of it, letting it drop to the floor.

She helped Maki slip out of her skirt and tights, watching as goosebumps rose across her skin. Whether it was because of her touch or the chill of the room she couldn’t tell. They sat for a moment looking at each other, trying to register if this was reality.

Nobara reached for the hem of the other woman’s panties, her fingers slipping ever so slightly under them. “Still think I’m into Yuji now?”

“I dunno. I might need your tongue inside me to seal the deal.”

“I’ll do you one better,” she whispered as she peeled her underwear down and off of her. Sliding her middle and ring finger inside of her, she brought her mouth to her clit and gently licked in a circular motion.

Maki cursed loudly, steadying Nobara’s head with her hand. She felt her lips smile against her as she continued to suck and slurp at her sensitive bud.

“Nobara…”

“Mmmm you make my name sound so dirty. I knew I should have done this sooner.”

“W-wait…what? Ah! Fuck…”

“God, Maki. I dropped enough hints and gave you plenty of openings. It took you long enough…” she complained as she thrust her fingers at a steady pace. “You better not make me regret my decision.”

Maki couldn’t form a thought coherent enough to make an argument. The sensation of her fingers, tongue, and mouth made it impossible. Instead, she just let go and enjoyed the moment she thought she’d only ever experience in her wildest fantasies.

“Relax and come for me, Maki.” She obeyed.

Nobara kissed her way back up her body, crashing their lips together once more. Pulling away, she grabbed one of her own breasts and brought it up to Maki’s mouth.

“Now be a good girl and suck,” she commanded.

Keeping eye contact, Maki slid her tongue across the nipple and felt it rise quickly. Taking it in her mouth, she swirled her tongue and placed the taught skin between her teeth. She brought her hand to Nobara’s other breast, pulling and kneading to ensure it got the same amount of attention.

Nobara moaned at her touches. “Gods, I’ve dreamed about this but it’s even better than I could ever imagine,” Maki murmured. Moving one hand to cup the other woman’s pussy, she felt the arousal pooling between her legs.

“M…Maki,” Nobara groaned as she felt her rub her clit.

Slowly sliding two fingers into her, Maki paused her movements allowing her to adjust. Nobara shifted her hips, signaling she was ready to take her.

The older girl thrust in and out of her as she moaned against the breast still occupying her mouth. The vibration sent a shiver down Nobara’s spine as she rocked in time.

Maki quickened her pace as Nobara’s pitch heightened.

“That’s right…fucking scream, baby. I want Yuji to hear that you’re mine. Only mine.”

The obscene suggestion set Nobara off and her legs shook, the sounds of her release echoing off the walls of the cramped dorm room. No longer able to hold herself up, she collapsed on top of Maki.

They held onto each other, neither wanting to be the first to let go. Maki gave her a squeeze.

“I’m sorry. About earlier. I didn’t mean to get that upset. It’s just…it’s been building up inside for so long. I didn’t know how to tell you. If I should tell you.”

Nobara nudged her to get her to look her in the eyes. “Maki, it’s fine. I wish you would have said something sooner. If I would have known I was hurting you, I would have reassured you. In many different ways,” she said with a sassy smirk. Maki let out a genuine laugh for the first time in a long time.

“Well…it wouldn’t hurt for you to convince me a little more,” she said, her face inching closer to hers.

“Oh, I plan to convince you for the next couple of hours,” Nobara responded as their lips met in a kiss that said it all.

[obstinaterixatrix]

my laptop crashed which meant I lost the screencap I was gonna post (the guy who dresses like a pokemon villain apparently has a massive BL collection in his office/lab??), but I got through mizuki's psync level. the skewered horses were very unsettling, good bad vibes. also liked the carnival music (can't go wrong with creepy carnival music). anyway here's other screencaps

had some time to mess around so I rode the panda ride

lol

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

Red Panda Blijdorp 3L0A0671 by safi kok

[automaticsoulharmony]

Today in improv I…

Put glitter all over my dads office

Accidentally summoned an angel

Put up propaganda for the League of Thieves

Rode the Panda Express 15 years in a row

Got caught trying to poison people

[bloomingapricots]

Dreams of Divergent

AKA Give Zhuzhi-lang a cultivator too

Updated here first at AO3

The reader is called Dúzhě (读者) which means “reader”

Make it more dramatic by making this Duzhe related to Su Xiyan

Reader is called Su Duzhe

To be clear, this Duzhe is blood related to Su Xiyan and even though Duzhe calls her Jiejie, Duzhe is not Su Xiyan’s blood sister. It would be weird, to me, that an uncle and nephew pair after marrying a pair of sisters then become brother-in-laws.

This Duzhe will be female as this work is even more self-indulgent

You do not remember much of your previous life in the modern world because you are a bit of a daydreamer. Even now, you hazily went through life in a daze, lost in your imagination reading and writing. Making your only blood relative, Su Xiyan, who is also your caretaker, worried.

You slightly recognized her name from a Danmei you read, even more when you learned the name of her Scet, Huan Hua Palace. You reincarnated into Scum Villain Self-Saving System, probably, as Luo Binghe’s only other maternal blood relative that you are pretty sure did not exist in the lore. But it does not matter to you currently as you are living in pre-canon time. Specifically, right before your sister's assignment of getting close to Luo Binghe’s father.

“Duzhe-meimei!” Your sister called. You looked up from your writing as you make a living as a writer, unlike your sister. Though she did buy this house for you to live in as she did not feel comfortable with you living with her in the Huan Hua Palace, not that she sleeps there, because even she knows that the Old Palace Master is not looking at her like a master should. She worried that when she goes on night-hunts or business trips that the Old Palace Master would do something to you even though she was the one who taught you cultivation.

“Jiejie, you're here,” you greeted as she sat across from you.

“How is my Meimei?” She asked.

“Fine, I recently published Heats of One and Heats of Many,” You mentioned, your sister couldn't help but snort as she remembers the draft of that story. It shamelessly was an omegaverse story. “It became quite popular.” It indeed did. After all, this world after all was originally a smut novel.

“How shameless,” she teased.

“Money is money,” you retorted.

“Anyway, I have to go seduce a heavenly demon,” she mentioned. “Don’t get kidnapped… again,”

“Please, I got returned immediately,” you jokingly huffed, which caused your sister to laugh.

“Still, you wander too far in your head, which means your feet will also wander too far,” she said.

“I… cannot refute that” You do indeed walk too far when you daydream, you once wandered all the way to another village. But in the end, you reassure your sister that you will be fine. You may not go on night-hunts often, but you are a cultivator in your own right. She left after a week, double checking that the Old Palace Master does not know where you live, to go find Tianlang-jun.

[Host, what will you do? Allow destiny’s design or will you thread their fate yourself?] Your system asked. A cute red panda floating in slow circles around your head after you waved your sister as she rode off. Your system, unlike Shen Yuan’s and Shang Qinghua’s, is not restrictive, allowing you freedom to fuck things up. Your system acts more like a familiar than a system, it is because your system is on the younger side and grows as you grow.

“Well, since we are in SVSSS and not PIDW, I like that Yuan made the harem protagonist gay for him,” you giggled. “But I don’t know how it will develop, as there are many scenarios to consider.” You slowly walked back to your home. Luckily, people cannot see you talking to your system. “I do know my sister will not stand Shen Jiu mistreating her son, much less Tianlang-jun, I think, in the case that I made sure Binghe has them in his life. Actually, will Binghe even be called Luo Binghe?” You asked mostly to yourself. “I could influence my sister to call him Binghe but he will definitely be called Su Binghe,“ You shrugged, “That’s not too bad, oh but his demon heritage, how will Tianlang-jun feel about sealing his heritage,” You continue to mumble your thoughts and worries to your system who patiently listens.

[dendenmazing]

Christmas Season in Baguio City ⛰️🎄

My year 2024’s Christmas season really is the weirdest Christmas I’ve ever had in my entire existence. But again, I’m still so grateful for everything I have. It’s a bittersweet feeling being back in one of my happy places. It brought me a lot of wonderful memories from those good old days that I will never ever forget. It’s a bit sad that I spent my Christmas this year with my best friend’s fam and not with my own fam in our own home with our own home cooked meals while watching Christmas movies together wearing cozy clothes with our doggos. But again, I am still beyond grateful for this unique Christmas I had this year. It felt so good to be back in Baguio City. Tried a new restaurant called, “Grumpy Joe” for lunch before checking in our airbnb. Delicious food :)) I also tried Strawberry taho this time after we just landed in Baguio City. Went to church for a while. Breakfast at Jollibee with dabest hot chocolate because of the cold weather. One of the best things I ever did was, feel the fresh cold wind and air of Baguio City while riding in a taxi cab with opened windows. I’ve always loved doing that day or night and I will miss that hahahaha. I love what I saw during christmas eve where people are watching The Grinch on top of small mountains with food stalls and bonfire. Ofc, this Baguio trip will not be completed without our whole walking sessions HAHAHAHAHA. Fio and I decided to buy Sevy and Miggy some silly cute socks and cute bracelets for ourselves. After our time at Night market, we had our Christmas midnight in the middle of cold streets in Baguio City HAHAHAHAHAHA really really the weirdest Christmas ever HAHAHAHA. The second day, we spent our late morning at Burnham Park. It felt bittersweet to me again. We rode these mini carts, roller skates, and bump cars before we head out for lunch. Then we went to this Igorot Stone Kingdom, dressed up as Igorots, took photos with the huge fluffy St. Bernard doggos named, Snow and his son, Rain. We went straight to Mines View Park to take photos with the amazing horse named, Diego. We just took lots of photos before buying pasalubong and souvenirs. We went back to our airbnb for freshen up for a bit before heading out for dinner. Ofc, we did a lot of walking again but the good thing was, me and Fio handled it so well that we just made core memories because of our stupid conversations and loud laughs inside the mall and outside the cold streets of Baguio City hahahahaha. One of dabest. I also love this Baguio trip I had before ending this year, 2024. I felt like I was a kid again. I smiled. I loved what I saw at Baguio City. The real laughs and big smiles of kids during Christmas day, the little girl that looked so happy when her momma bought her a pink stuff toy at Mine View Park. The cute mascot Panda during Christmas eve. The yummy ice cream we had and the coffee with Tito while waiting for our table at Grumpy Joe’s for lunch on our first day. The pine cone that I saw after manifesting that I want to see one. Everything was really wonderful. It was a tiring trip but I am beyond grateful to be back to that place.

[gothonabikeinla]

Rode my bike to the Metrolink then took that to Upland and biked on the Pacific Electric Trail and met up with my mom to have lunch at Victoria Gardens. I haven’t been there in over 15 years. I used to go with my grandma a lot and my sister.

I put my bike in my mom’s car, and we shopped around the mall. I cannot believe that Victoria Gardens has a Box Lunch and a Hot Topic now.

We ate Panda Express. The food court had really lost its luster. My mom had a good time.

Mom tried to give me a ride to homies home but her car was being stupid so she had to drop me off by Ontario Mills. Some dude helped me with my bike chain. I had to bike to Ontario and it was weird biking past my psycho ex’s place.

It’a weird biking in the Inland Empire but i guess it’s my way of making peace with it. I hate being there but it’s got awesome bike trails and I’m ok with that. It’s also another way for me to see my family. I hope to visit more often.

Made it to homies place. And they took me to Bupa Di Beppo for my birthday.

We shared this and food. Such a good time was had and they took me to Dueling Pianos at Piano Piano in Claremont. The songs were hilarious and funny and it was a great time.

Good times were had.

A great way to spend a Friday.

[unseriousmamba]

Ranking Universal Studios Hollywood Rides!!

I just got back from a trip to Los Angeles, and had the chance to revisit this park as well as Six Flags Magic Mountain and Disneyland. Here are my impressions of the rides at Universal Studios Hollywood. At the end I will give my overall review for the park as a whole.

Attractions I did not ride:

Despicable Me Minion Mayhem (uninterested, rode in Orlando many times before)

Fast & the Furious Roller coaster (looks cool but was still under construction)

Jurassic World - The Ride (closed for refurbishment 😢 )

8. Kung Fu Panda Adventure

This was ok. The DreamWorks theatre is essentially just a sit down short 4D experience that plays with interesting visual effects. The animation was fun but all over the place and it was hard to for me to focus on any one thing to look at. I also don't care that much for Kung Fu Panda, so I wasn't invested in the characters or story either. It was nice to sit down for awhile, but I wouldn't wait for this attraction ever.

7. The Secret Life of Pets: Off the Leash

Secret Life is a very cute ride that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. The riders are seen by the characters as dogs who are going to be adopted by a family. It's not particularly entertaining, and is clearly made for small children.

6. Mario Kart: Bowser's Challenge

This ride could be great. It could be really fun, but it is so overwhelming, and that left me disappointed. Being one of the new attractions here, it had the longest wait time (we picked a slow day and waited an hour). I think it would benefit from being easily re-rideable to learn how the game works. You know... like a video game! But here's what I gathered in my short ride: You shoot shells at the enemy koopa karts (Roy, Wendy, Lemmy? etc.) and don't shoot your friends on Team Mario (Mario, Peach, Luigi, Yoshi, etc.) which means you have to have pay close attention to the video screens on the way in or have the foreknowledge of who these characters are in order to know what you are doing. The instructions are also just visual, with hardly any words and even less auditory verbal instruction. It's way too complicated for oversimplified instructions, but I suppose that won't matter so much if you aren't playing to get a high score. But it's clearly a game. If I had to compare it to another ride, I'd say it's most like Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin or the Toy Story Midway Mania shoot out ride, just with more modern, dysfunctional gimmicks. On the positive side, the queue was really fun, and I got my picture taken in front of the Bowser statue in his castle entrance. Besides the Simpson's Ride, this attraction had the best theming by far!

5. Studio Tour

This was the arguably the best, most unique feature of the park. You get on a tram and it takes you on a tour of the studio lot. It's interesting to see where tv shows are currently being filmed. The elements from Fast and Furious Supercharged and King Kong 360 3D (Skull Island) were also present on their rides at the Orlando park, but at least here they aren't mid standalone attractions. Seeing the sets of previous Universal sets was very cool! I especially liked seeing the Psycho house and the weather simulations. Our tour guide was excellent and full of energy. Low point would have to be the F&F Supercharged section, because the 'plot' doesn't make any sense at all. The King Kong part was very fun though!

4. Transformers: the Ride 3D

This is an exact replica of the same ride at Universal Studios Orlando. And you know what, it's still great! I'm not the biggest fan of live action Transformers, but the effects and simulated experience are just as fun as my favorite Islands of Adventure ride; Spider-Man.

It's just a shame that so many of the best rides here are also available in Orlando, and even worse, these duplicates are the best this park has to offer.

3. Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey

This is exactly the same as the Orlando attraction. Even the layout of Hogsmeade is the same, which, while it makes sense, was kind of freaky. I could easily imagine the doors opening to Hagrid's Motorbike adventure on my way in. Unfortunately, we aren't in Orlando and there is nothing new to see here. Overall, this ride is great fun! It's a simulation ride on a track, but has more practical effects (animatronics) than Transformers. The stand out feature of this ride, like the Mario Kart ride, is the queue! It's always a delight to go on a small tour through Hogwarts castle, provided you don't have to listen to Dumbledore cycle through the same presentation over and over again on a particularly busy day.

2. The Simpsons Ride

I think this is my second favorite simulated ride ever (behind Spider-Man). The theming is the best I have seen for just about any ride ever. Watching the Simpsons while you wait in line is literally the best queue line a person could ask for! It's very entertaining and even pays homage to the Back to the Future ride that it replaced. There aren't really any practical effects to speak of, aside from some water spray and the baby powder smell 😅. 10/10 always a good time.

1. Revenge of the Mummy

It's not really a contest here, lol. At the moment, the only other roller coaster is Flight of the Hippogriff while the Fast and Furious ride is still under construction. The theme is fantastic and just about as exciting as the Orlando version. Yeah, another duplicate ride. Unfortunately, I like the elements of the Orlando version better. Brendan Fraser is nowhere to be seen here. The queue is simplified and there is no 'fake ending'. The roller coaster elements were still very fun. My husband described it as the diet coke version. Nevertheless, still a fantastic ride! We rode it three times. 🥰

Conclusion:

Overall, I'd say this park is probably the least worthwhile visit of any of the three parks I have been to in California. It has the fewest attractions by far, and ALL of the best attractions are available to ride in Orlando, Florida too. If you have been to Universal Studios Orlando before and you are looking for new experiences, I would not recommend this park when there are so many other wonderful places you could visit instead.

Compared to other parks I have visited, however, this is a very clean and immersive park. The bathrooms are nice, There's great dining options available on the City Walk (I personally went to both the NBC Sports Grill & Brew, as well as Bubba Gump Shrimp Co., but I'm not a foodie so I'm not going to rate that.). The sheer amount of wonderful Universal merchandise is probably the best and most dangerous part of going to this park; there are so many cute and wonderful things to shop for both in the park and on City Walk. It's a very fun shopping experience!