#road 96 max

[danieesketches]

Part one of my latest Road 96 project. Characters wearing Dogecore shirts because I had so™️ many™️ ideas™️ so there’s going to be a lot of characters and shirts! ✨

I want every shirt 😭

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

today i am bringing you niche memes that incorporate 2 of my fandoms. tomorrow? who knows. Anyways this is Road 96 characters as things that Julian The Arcana has said.

Bonus three:

[fox-from-fairytale]

Alex took speaking lessons from Max and Chloe

[maxlarens]

i promise i'm writing my max oneshot CURRENTLY but i had to get the sillies out about this really badly. australian spring/summer i love u i love u i love u!!!! also at this point i think the difference between a one shot and drabble on this account is non existent and simply based on vibes. this is only a one shot bcs it feels a bit more coherent i suppose?

LN: australia street

pairing(s): lando norris x piastri!reader, oscar piastri & piastri!reader

word count: 1.3k+

It all feels very familiar, nostalgic even— though you've never been in quite this situation before. With Oscar sure; you always rope your brother into doing things when you're in Australia again. But this is the first time that Lando's joined you.

It's nice, to be home.

Not that it's yours or Oscar's home anymore (that's not true. It always will be, no matter where in the world you jet off to). It's certainly not Lando's. It's hard to put words to the feeling, you just know it's nice.

You're driving, of course, because Oscar and Lando can never decide which of the two of them should drive. So you'd snatched the keys to the Piastri family '96 Holden Commodore and slammed the driver door behind you before either of them could say boo. Lando had snagged the passenger seat in a mad dash that you'd watched play out in the rear-view mirror, while Oscar had complained all the way to the backseat.

"Whered'ya wanna go?", you half turn your head to ask Oscar, checking your blind spot at the same time.

Oscar hums as he thinks. You can feel Lando's eyes burning a hole into the side of your face.

"Do you remember that fish and chips shop—"

You do, "Where Dad used to take us? Yeah, it closed down," then you add, "Besides, Lando hates fish. Jeez, Osc."

"Ah fuck," Oscar groans, "That sucks."

Lando makes a noise, indignant, "I can't believe you forgot. It's my one thing."

Oscar rolls his eyes, "It's not your one thing, Lando. You have plenty of things."

They start to bicker, devolving into an argument that you only understand about half of, about pet peeves and the things the other one does that get on the other’s nerves. You chime in a few times to agree about Oscar’s annoying habits, the things you'd grown up complaining to your Mum about. Quietly to yourself, you decide on a route to an old Italian place you know is still kicking around— they won't mind.

You roll your window down, feel the balmy spring breeze in your hair, on your face. It smells like the bloom of jasmine flowers, of warmth, of the smoke of people BBQ-ing in their backyards. You breathe deeply, absently aware of the petered-out conversation. Oscar dozing in the backseat like he always does. Lando looking out the other window, watching gum trees and bottlebrush on the sides of the road. 'M looking for koala’s he'd said the other day, which had made you laugh. You'd been tempted to tell him about drop bears, but you're sure that Daniel had already warned him of the dangers.

"Do you miss it here?", Lando asks suddenly.

"Mm," you affirm, "I do."

"A lot?"

You shrug at the question, not sure why he's pressing it, "Sure, Lan."

"Then why do you travel with Oscar?", you spare a glance at him, he's fiddling with a bracelet on his wrist, the one you'd made him that matched the one you'd made Oscar that matched the one you wore, "Don't you want to, y'know, settle down here?"

You raise an eyebrow, scoff a little, "God, I'm not an old maid, dude. I'm not ready to pop out babies yet. Far out."

"No, no," he's blushing, you know he is, you don't even need to check, his tan cheeks growing a little darker, redder, "Fuck. That's not what I meant. You know what I meant."

You snicker. You do. But Lando is fun to rile up.

A latent sigh leaves your mouth, "I dunno," you admit, "It's my favourite place. But I have the rest of my life to come back, and besides, it's more special like this. I appreciate it more when I'm only here for a short time."

Lando hums, turning your words over in his head. You think he may be about to say something else—

"Do you like it here, Lan?"

You're not sure why you ask. No, you are. There's this fantasy that keeps floating around in your head. Little bits of it have been coming true on this trip. Lando standing in the garage with your Dad, talking about project cars and then showing him grease covered parts, explaining where they'll eventually end up. Your Mum roping you, Lando and Oscar into helping her cut vegetables at the kitchen counter. Your younger sisters giving you loaded looks behind Lando's back, you trying to pretend you have no idea what they mean by them. It's a pipedream, it's weird and you need to stop doing it.

But you can't. Sometimes, you look at Lando and your thoughts just pick up and run away with themselves.

Lando nods in answer to your question, "'Course. It's very," he trails off, fingers finding the beads on his bracelet again, he hums, "It's very you. Hm, does that make sense?"

You feel warm all of a sudden. Something creeps up your neck, settles at the base of your skull. You blink a few times, remind yourself to focus on the road.

You skitter out a laugh, an awkward thing, you're trying not to look at him, your hands tight on the wheel, "Yeah— uh— it does. I s'pose."

You lapse into silence for a short while. The sky is eggshell orange and purple and red, stretching out in front of you. Punctuated by the star-brightness of the street lights, terracotta tiled roofs and the shadowed branches of towering Eucalyptus trees. It fills you with a feeling you can't name— there's nothing else quite like it out there. Not in London, not in Monaco, not in any of the many other cities you've traveled to or lived in for a stint.

They're all gorgeous and interesting in their own right, but they don't live up to the special peculiarities of suburban Australia. The flash of a possum's eyes where it's skittering across a powerline. The faint sounds of kookaburras laughing as dusk falls. The glow of families watching TV in living rooms coming through screen doors left unlocked. Old men tinkering in wide open garages. Wheelie bins with red and yellow lids out on the curb— cricket stumps painted on the sides.

It’s special. In the way that home is always special.

Then Lando says, apropos of nothing, “Pretty.”

“Huh.”

He shrugs, gestures around at the neighbourhood, “It’s pretty. Warm too. I can see why your parents live here. Raised you guys here. I can see myself doing that.”

You decide not to tell him about the bipolarity of Melbourne weather. Cold to hot to wet to dry to gusty all in a few hours. You let him enjoy the rare consistent spring day. And you try not think about what he’s saying, what he’s admitting. You try not to think about what you might be admitting, driving him through streets you used to play in, to places you used to go with your family, talking about settling down, like it’s on the horizon anytime soon.

It’s not— you’ve not met anyone to settle down with.

At least you don’t think you have.

It’s certainly not Lando, in the passenger seat of the old family car, fresh off a day of meeting your grandparents for fuckssake and taking a tour of your childhood bedroom. Laughing at your old boyband posters and the teenage girl shrine you’d kept to Niki Lauda. It can’t be Lando, who you turn to when you can’t turn to your brother, who gives you his hoodies when you’re cold even though he’s colder, who’s come on a bloody trip to Australia in his four week break because you’d said you wouldn’t know what to do without him for that long.

It can’t. It’s not.

He’s talking in hypotheticals and you’re getting carried away with yourself again. Like you always do.

listened to this playlist while writing😌

[f0point5]

Nothing safe is worth the drive

Part 96 of the Max Verstappen x bestfriend!reader social media au

A/N: DINNER. IS. SERVED. Okay be kind guys because if this doesn’t live up to everyone’s expectations Imma need to sleep in the road. But seriously I hope you guys enjoy this and that it has been worth the wait! 🧡🥺

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[bunkoos-mole-enthusiast]

Weekly Jungkook Fanfic Recs

Some fine JK fics for your reading pleasure. 🔞 Please show your appreciation to all the wonderful authors:)

Golden Cufflinks: You’ve never given much thought to finding your true mate, firmly believing it’s something that will happen when it happens. But, when you do find him—thanks to a pair of golden cufflinks—it very well could ruin everything. They say not all’s fair in love and war; you just hadn’t expected your best friend’s wedding to be the battleground. https://colormepurplex2.tumblr.com/post/766335488954138624/golden-cufflinks-jjk Confined: Y/n didn't think testing out a new sex toy would cause so much havoc but no worries, her next-door neighbor Jungkook doesn't mind lending her a bit of assistance. https://www.tumblr.com/cravetive/742183386711539712/%F0%9D%97%96%F0%9D%97%A2%F0%9D%97%A1%F0%9D%97%99%F0%9D%97%9C%F0%9D%97%A1%F0%9D%97%98%F0%9D%97%97 Show Me Something: He was your first kiss years ago, only to become your first heartbreak the next day. Your life would have been much easier if only you would forget about him and move on, instead of having to see him almost every day because your best friend had fallen in love with his best friend. When your pal had suggested having a road trip for the final days of summer break before going back to campus, you said yes for a reprieve. Too bad she forgot to tell you about the two extra passengers tagging along. One of which is the boy that still has a tight hold of your heart without either of you even knowing it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/30396546 Slow Dancing: When your countdown appeared on your wrist right on the morning of your eighteenth birthday, you had thought that perhaps the universe was on your side, especially since the final seconds were already ticking so soon. You just never expected to have your first meeting with your soulmate to be the day when you had to let him go. But hope was not lost when you still found love without the bond, and Jungkook showed you that it was possible to find happiness beyond the system that was written for you. Except that the universe doesn’t seem to have enough of its game, when your past sacrifice comes back hitting you straight in the face, just when you had believed that you had written off the perfect ending to your bittersweet tale. https://archiveofourown.org/works/39615618 Call Me Mistress: "It has certainly been quite the party," you began, taking a stroll around the table to give his friends time to ogle you. "But I'm here for someone else on his special day.” The end of the riding crop snapped suggestively against your open palm and you felt excitement bloom around the large table. “Now, let me see if I can find out which of you is the birthday boy..." A long-term client hires the Mistress to help celebrate his best friend’s birthday. The festivities lead to new business. https://dark-muse-iris.tumblr.com/post/164844332231/call-me-mistress-ramen-m-part-1

Sillage: Soulmate!AU where soulmates are drawn to one another by the infliction of physical touch, whether it be pain or pleasure. But it is only initiated once the two people somewhat interact. https://www.tumblr.com/deerguk/144529213896/s-i-l-l-a-g-e-pt-one The Pink Pill: This pill is essentially a drug that enhances your libido to the max and you’ll quite literally never experience arousal like you do when you’ve taken this pill. Thankfully, in each universe, there’s a man that’s ready to help you explore and reach your peak of sexual euphoria. https://www.tumblr.com/dollfaceksj/723667191148462080/the-pink-pill-jjk-version-m-3-days Reminder: Whenever he flies back into town, your doorbell is the first he rings. When he has to fly out again, your bed is the last he lies in. However, you’re not stupid. You know your ex-boyfriend, that also happens to be an up-and-coming professional boxer, Jeon Jungkook, doesn’t come to you only. Unfortunately, you have no right to be jealous, not when you’re the one that ended the relationship. https://www.tumblr.com/dollfaceksj/721591770571554816/reminder-jjk-m-masterlist Stay: “Jungkook,” His name was merely a sigh flying out of your lungs and through your parted lips. “If we do this - if we go down this road - how do we go back?” https://eoieopda.tumblr.com/post/703940957854449664/stay-jjk

Losers: I get lonely when you're not here, and this darkness appears, leaving me stranded. https://www.tumblr.com/eternalguk/744420253674668032/losers-jjk-m

[jams-sims]

Idk what it is with me playing Indie games that have like this hint of having supernatural undertone. But I finished Road 96, I got the election day ending everyone lived except for the main character of course.

Im typing this directly after finishing it and getting that long as cut scene. They did my boy Max so fucking dirty. If the brain frying didn't kill him the crash sure did. It broke my heart-

Cause heres the kicker I don't think the character we play is a human. I think their a little life jumper some form of time traveler. Something supernatural! Because heres the thing in the elecrion day ending I never learned Max name on that character if we are to believe the whole each life is a different character and person. But I had learn max name in another life.

Multiple times while playing characters will ask if they know you from somewhere. An you could write that off as in you can meet character twice on the road. But it never felt that way and your answers are always something like "yeah maybe." It really hit me at the motel scene cause i hadn't interacted with Fanny at all until the motel. An she asked if shes seen me from somewhere and i go "maybe idk."

What cemented that idea for me is at the end to get the election date ending you have to stay and fight. You die twice for Zoe but this second time. She like lockes eyes with you as your character dies. And she has a full blown break down.

An it makes me feel like she knew it was the same person she met the first day in the trailer park. An it was cemented at the camp when you sleep. Why she initially process you off because before she said she didn't want to travel with anyone. Then its like a total change when you get the listen to the radio. She is 100% onborad with you coming with her, she doesnt want to be alone. An im assuming during the final scene. The reason she came to the borader anyway was to help you cross. But again you save her life by being meat shield an she loses you again.

That just my little theory on it now im off to play road 96 mile 0.

[trasho-pando2011]

I GOT PIZZA TOWER ‼️‼️💥💥💥

now I just gotta figure out what other game to get with the remaining money from the eShop card I got

I really wanna get tspud but I know most (if not all) of the spoilers so I feel like it would be a waste (although, it would be cool to play it...)

I've wanted to play Cuphead since I was like 6 buuut...

yeah, that's a no on Cuphead. I'm what we in da bizz like to call a little fuckin bitch and I get really mad when I lose in a game

So that leaves...

Road 96 - just wanna play it cuz of the motorcycle guys (I forgot their names) that I saw in the demo. also I hate Alex cuz who the hell actually talks like that??

Octodad - like Cuphead, I wanted to play it for YEARS

BatIM and DST - there's a sale :D (also they're cool)

Wobbledogs - silly doggies + my friend played it

Frog Detective - tbh I don't really know why this in my wish list. Jerma played it

OneShot - idk anything abt it but the lil cat dude is cute

Hades - idk anything abt it but it looks cool

Sam & Max - the gays™

Donut County - my brain is just like "hehe eat stuff and hole get big"

Pikuniku - ????

Hollow Knight - my mom played it and when I played it on the ps4 I thought it was pretty cool

The Many Pieces of Mr Coo - I think I put it in cuz I liked the art style cuz idk shit abt it

Slime Rancher - silly slime guys

JSaB - my gf likes this game :D

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 2 HD - I used to play the original on my ps2

In Stars and Time - OMG IT LOOKS SO COOOOL RAAAAGAHHSJSNDHDNX

Ghost Trick - played the demo and thought it was cool

Rain World - @antipathy-arsonist YOU

*ena voice* THAT'S A LOT

There's some other stuff I wanna play (like Danganronpa, Sally Face and Omori) but I put my actual age on my Nintendo account and I don't have another one linked to my alt yet so I can't (apparently Thank Goodness You're Here is one of those games???)

[moviebracket]

One group of polls will go up each day and polls will be a week long! Submissions will remain open through the end of the first round, and I'll add some more first round groups depending on submission numbers! Apologies for the brief absence, I had some personal stuff going on.

Movies that lose by smaller margins may have a chance to return to the bracket at the end of Round 1.

Round 1 Group A

Lilo & Stitch (78%) vs Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (22%)

Pan's Labyrinth (53%) vs Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers (47%)

Legally Blonde (96%) vs The Last Temptation of Christ (4%)

Brother Bear (59%) vs Kubo and the Two Strings (41%)

Round 1 Group B

Stardust (47%) vs Heathers (53%)

The Batman (2022) (47%) vs Moulin Rouge! (53%)

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (58%) vs Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (42%)

Now You See Me (78%) vs Morbius (22%)

Round 1 Group C

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (29%) vs The Prince of Egypt (71%)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (32%) vs The Princess Bride (68%)

Rogue One (33%) vs Spirited Away (67%)

Goncharov (90%) vs Love Actually (10%)

Round 1 Group D

A Silent Voice (38%) vs Princess Mononoke (62%)

How to Train Your Dragon (65%) vs The Sound of Music (35%)

Knives Out (43%) vs Howl's Moving Castle (57%)

Little Miss Sunshine (42%) vs The Little Mermaid (1989) (58%)

Round 1 Group E

A Quiet Place (45%) vs Zombieland (55%)

10 Things I Hate About You (72%) vs Lemonade Mouth (28%)

Juno (21%) vs The Addams Family (1991) (79%)

The Parent Trap (1998) (54%) vs Bend It Like Beckham (46%)

Round 1 Goup F

Rent (48%) vs West Side Story (2021) (52%)

Elf (39%) vs The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (61%)

Hairspray (2007) (43%) vs Mamma Mia! (57%)

Clueless (51%) vs Miss Congeniality (49%)

Round 1 Group G

Forrest Gump (50%) vs Kingsman: The Secret Service (50%)

Enchanted (69%) vs Ferris Bueller's Day Off (31%)

Battle Royale (45%) vs High School Musical (55%)

Matilda (1996) (60%) vs Chicago (40%)

Round 1 Group H

Mean Girls (54%) vs School of Rock (46%)

The Hitman's Bodyguard (25%) vs Grease (75%)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (51%) vs Parasite (49%)

The Wizard of Oz (46%) vs Star Wars: A New Hope (54%)

Round 1 Group I

Populaire (13%) vs Labyrinth (87%)

Matilda (2022) (17%) vs Kung Fu Panda (83%)

Superman (1978) (44%) vs The Sixth Sense (56%)

The Martian (65%) vs Trainspotting (35%)

Round 1 Group J

Dune (37%) vs Back to the Future (63%)

Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension (44%) vs The Return of the King (56%)

Home Alone (63%) vs Frozen (37%)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (59%) vs Meet the Robinsons (41%)

Round 1 Group K

Crazy Rich Asians (68%) vs The Phantom of the Opera (2004) (32%)

Alien (75%) vs Mulholland Drive (25%)

The Imitation Game (39%) vs The Simpsons Movie (61%)

Castle of Cagliostro (59%) vs Once Upon a Time in the West (41%)

Round 1 Group L

North by Northwest (22%) vs Arrietty (78%)

Scream (53%) vs War and Peace (1966/1967) (47%)

Arrival (18%) vs The Rocky Horror Picture Show (82%)

Little Shop of Horrors (1986) (55%) vs Night at the Museum (45%)

Round 1 Group M

Steven Universe: The Movie vs Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Everything Everywhere All at Once vs Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Rise of the Guardians vs She's the Man

Pacific Rim vs Treasure Planet (2002)

Round 1 Group N

Deadpool vs Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse

Pitch Perfect vs Get Out

The Perks of Being a Wallflower vs Mad Max: Fury Road

Inception vs The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Round 1 Group O

The Princess Diaries vs Paddington

Pride vs Velvet Goldmine

Shrek 2 vs The Devil Wears Prada

Saw vs But I'm a Cheerleader

Round 1 Group P

Evil Dead 2 vs Nope

Whip It vs I Love You Phillip Morris

Jennifer's Body vs Ginger Snaps

Bodies Bodies Bodies vs The Social Network

Round 1 Group Q

The Mummy (1999) vs The Silence of the Lambs

Fight Club vs The History of Future Folk

Cyrano vs Beetlejuice

Die Hard vs While You Were Sleeping

Round 1 Group R

Cocaine Bear vs Boy Meets Girl

Clue vs Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves

Coco vs Wendell & Wild

The Lost Boys vs Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

[thissying]

Hello! Maybe a weird thing to pick up on, but I noticed that Max sometimes doesn't seem to wear a seatbelt when he's a backseat passenger in a road car – there were several examples in Off the Beaten Track and I saw it in some older videos as well.

Is this a common thing for him? If so, do you think it's:

A racing driver thing generally? (Cf Alex Albon not wearing a seatbelt while aggressively driving Williams' filming van, Bahrain, early 2024)

A Max thing specifically?

Both?

Other?

Is there maybe a cultural element to it? My feeling is that I live in a country with very high seatbelt use and that was borne out when I looked up some WHO data from 2017 for Australia: 97% front seat use, 96% back seat. The Netherlands is listed as 96.6% front seat seatbelt use, but 82% in the back seat. Does that match up with your experience?

I was thinking about it because I was watching something with Williams-era George being driven to track and he was *very much* wearing a seatbelt. I always notice when I'm watching media, because I'm highly pedantic about seatbelts, which obviously makes me super popular and fun to be around. 😅

Me 🤝 George Russell The rules

"Me 🤝 George Russell" 🤝 and me 😂

I have noticed it several times too and thought "why isn't he wearing a seatbelt?" And I honestly couldn't tell you why. Maybe it's a false sense of safety? But then again, racing drivers often say that you run a much higher risk in traffic / on open roads than they do racing on a circuit. So 🤷🏻‍♀️ Or he just finds the seatbelt uncomfortable (something I've heard more people say).

That's quite a low percentage for The Netherlands! I don't drive with a lot of different people so I'm not the best person to gauge whether that's an accurate number.

[danieesketches]

redraw

[ruebedo-iosis]

My Honkai Star Rail Oc

(Part 3)

Shiloh Amal, Black-Snake

-------Attack Description------

Basic: Just Some Peanuts

- Deals Imaginary DMG equal to 50%–110% of his ATK to a single enemy.

Skill: Sideshow Stall

-(AOE) 3 Whipcracks that Deals a total Imaginary DMG equal to 100%–220% of Shiloh's ATK to a single enemy and Imaginary DMG equal to 30%–58% of Shiloh’s ATK to enemies adjacent to it. Shiloh’s ATK to the enemy, has a 35% base chance to Imprison the enemy for 1 turn. The Imprisoned target cannot take action.

Ultimate: Big Top BlowOut

-Dispels 1 debuff(s) from all allies and Deals Imaginary DMG equal to 96%–172.8% of Shiloh's ATK to all enemies, with a 80% base chance to Imprison all enemies for 1 turn. The Imprisoned targets cannot take action.

Technique: Flags Up, Friends

-After using their Technique, All allies ATK is increased by 25% for 3 turn(s) at the beginning of the next battle.

Talent: Slice of Cherry Pie

-Whenever any ally uses a Skill which buffs, heals or generates a shield, Shiloh loses 3-8% of their hp and boosts the skill's efficacy by that percentage.

------Eidolons ------

1: A Truly Stunning Show -

Ultimate deals 15% more DMG.

2: Living On The Road-

When Shilos's current HP drops to 50% or lower of his Max HP, increases his SPD by 10%

3: Up the Ranks to Downward Glares-

Talent +2 , up to a maximum of Lv. 15

Ultimate+2 lvl, up to a maximum of Lv. 15

4: The Noblest Art of Making Others Happy-

When Shiloh attacks a single Afflicted enemy, he deals Additional DMG from one affliction on them equal to 40% of his ATK.

5: High Flying, Clipped Wings-

Basic Attack +1,up to a maximum of Lv. 10

Skill +2 lvl, up to a maximum of Lv. 15

6: The Show Must Go On-

When struck by a killing blow, instead of becoming knocked down, Shiloh immediately restores his HP to 15% of his Max HP. This effect is automatically removed after it is triggered once.

<[note: I had in mind stat distribution closer to a mid-range 4 🌟, so even if they seem overly powerful with all these 'side-gigs' they wouldn't outclass any 5 ☆, after all, they're just a colorful gimmick, just like their circus days. Mostly with a premise of risky but fun. Sometimes a showstopper other times a flop act. This took forever and I could probably do better, but I'm here to just have fun.]>

-R.e.i.13

[funk7-m4x]

Hello! ✨🪲🐞🐝

You can call me Max, welcome to my blog! I'm a totally stable 22 year old autistic disabled guy, who can definitely function as an adult. You'll also see a little orange cat plush here, his name is Ozzy! Say hi to him.

Also, im NOT a fairy ‼️

I love animals, nature, bugs, art, theatre, music, video games and other basic shit. Also i love some not so basic shit! I will be posting a lot of nature stuff, plants, insects, animals and anything else. I like taking photos of Ozzy when i go on trips, so expect to see him around.

Warning for uncensored creepy crawlies.

My special interests are NoPixel, gta 5, Littlest Pet Shop, entomology, flowers, Road 96, Tales From the Gas Station, Night in The Woods, Smiling Friends, Game Grumps, Dragon ball, Pokemon and uhhhhh. Probably more but I can't remember!!

Pic of Ozzy and a chipmunk

[nerendus]

Okay, under the button since it's like almost two hundred movies, but I want to start making some progress on watching these films, but despite it being two hundred, my brain says that it is still a small list, so I am once again looking for more movie recs. 🙇

1. Requiem for a Dream

2. Pacific Rim

3. War Games

4. Sharp Objects (2018) dir. Jean-Marc Vallée

5. Les soeurs Brontë (1979)  

6. Crimes of the Future

7. Videodrome

8. Jackass

9. Novitiate (2017)

10. The Sons of Katie Elder

11. El Dorado

12. Raw Deal

13. The Running Man (arnold)

14. The Mist

15. Black Mountain Side

16. In The Mouth of Madness

17. The Fifth Element

18. The Many Saints of Newark (will watch show first)

19. James Bond series

20. Resident Evil (seven thousandth watch)

21. The Boy and the Heron

22. Moulin Rouge

23. Bill and Ted (second watch)

24. The Day The Earth Stood Still

25. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 

26. Jurassic Park (second watch)

27. Robocop

28. The Perks of Being a Wallflower

29. The Boondock Saints

30. Legally Blonde (second watch)

31. The Fog (second watch)

32. Llamageddon 

33. Hellraiser

34. Candyman

35. Shaun of The Dead (second watch)

36. Scarface

37. The Shawshank Redemption

38. Ghost in The Shell

39. No Country for Old Men

40. Kill Bill series

41. The Wolf of Wall Street

42. Watchmen

43. Lone Wolf and Cub series

44. Last Night in Soho

45. Throne of Blood

46. Fargo

47. Hereditary

48. David Lynch:: The Art Life

49. Wayne's World series

50. I Am Legend (second watch)

51. Grease 

52. Good Will Hunting

53. The VVitch

54. Leatherface

55. Fantastic Planet

56. Blue Velvet

57. Pulp Fiction (second watch)

58. Twister (second watch)

59. Donnie Darko (second watch)

60. Tales from Earthsea

61. The Secret World of Arrietty

62. Late Spring (1949)

63. From Up on Poppy Hill

64. Rashomon

65. Intermezzo

66. Casablanca

67. When Marnie Was There

68. The Wind Rises

69. The Tale of Princess Kaguya

70. I Married a Witch

71. David Bowie: The Last Five Years

72. Vampyr

73. Kill Boksoon

74. Glass Onion series

75. The Wonder (2022)

76. Hook (1991) (second watch)

77. Time Trap

78. The Yin Yang Master

79. Hold The Dark

80. All Quiet on the Western Front

81. The Cloverfield Paradox

82. Reservoir Dogs

83. Spider-man (2002)

84. The Karate Kid series

85. Unknown Cosmic Time Machine

86. The Good Nurse (2022)

87. What Did Jack Do?

88. Banyuki

89. Amina (2021)

90. The Colony (2021)

91. Cities of Last Things

92. The Metamorphosis of Birds

93. The Mirror (andrei)

94. Andrei Rublev

95. Nostalgia (andrei)

96. The Sacrifice (andrei)

97. Ivan's Childhood (andrei)

98. The Steamroller and Violin (andrei)

99. Sunset Blvd (1950)

100. Ikiru (1952)

101. Seven Samurai (1954)

102. Citizen Kane

103. Dr. Strangelove

104. La La Land (2016)

105. Noriko's Dinner Table

106. The Godfather

107. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

108. The Good The Bad The Ugly

109. Mad Max Fury Road

110. Goodfellas

111. Indiana Jones series

112. Fight Club

113. Galaxy Quest

114. Dunkirk

115. Groundhog Day

116. Star Trek movies

117. Full Metal Jacket

118. Pink Floyd: The Wall

119. Naked Lunch

120. The Iron Giant

121. Chinatown (1974)

122. Minority Report

123. Velvet Goldmine

124. Dogma

125. To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newma

126. The Prestige

127. Annie Hall

128. Taxi Driver

129. Dead Poets Society

130. The Matrix

131. The Green Mile

132. Django Unchained

133. Your Name

134. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

135. Inland Empire

136. The Elephant Man

137. Lost Highway

138. Woman in the Dunes

139. Meshes of an Afternoon

140. Tokyo  Decadence 

141. Limbo (1999)

142. Maps to the Stars

143. The Machinist

144. Under the Silver Lake

145. The Northman

146. Kingdom of Heaven

147. The Grand Budapest Hotel

148. The Revenant (alejandro)

149. A Clockwork Orange

150. Incendies

151. Apocalypse Now

152. Knight of Cups

153. Once Upon a Time in America

154. Valhalla Rising

155. Inception

156. Interview with a Vampire

157. But I'm a Cheerleader

158. Angels in America

159. Pan's Labyrinth 

160. Clue

161. Asteroid City

162. Anastasia

163. Jo jo rabbit

164. Fantastic Mr. Fox

165. Rambo

166. Mission Impossible 

167. Suspiria

168. Jarhead

169. Macbeth

170. Mishima: A Life In Four Chapters 

171. Visions of Ecstasy

172. The Handmaiden (2016)

173. The Fly (cronenberg)

174. Dead Ringers

175. Tenet

176. Sicario

177. Vanishing on 7th Street

178. Invasion of the Body Snatchers

179. Gladiator

180. Once Upon a Time in the West

181. Children of the Corn

182. The Revenant 2016

183. Transformers series

184. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

185. Gaslight (1944)

186. The Road

187. Vesper

188. The Hills Have Eyes

189. Tentacles

190. Die Hard series 

191. Freddy Got Fingered

192. The Day After Tomorrow 

193. The Song of the Scarlet Flower (Teuvo Tulio, 1938)

194. Jane Eyre

195. Northanger Abbey (2007) 

196. Lady Chatterley`s Lover (2015)

197. LA COLLECTIONNEUSE (1967) dir. Éric Rohmer

198. The Lion In Winter

[jams-sims]

If I had to say a character I hated in Road 96 it would be two characters. That ugly asshole at the fucking gas station ratted Max out. An that ugly ass bitch at the camp site that says they will lead you to the gate for 50 dollars.

Then demands more after already being paid! I don't have 15 dollars to fuck give you-

Leading to my first ever dead it made me so angery i could have screamed. I hope the memories of what they did haunts them.

[computersucker]

what movey should i watch tonight after work/groceries shopping/errands?