#roachmallow

[pcktknife]

im being booped in a variety of ways

[theswedishpajas]

✨💀✌️🪲✨

[phosphorus-noodles]

good morning tumblr user roachmallow

[kittygamer2888]

A G H CK--

-casually boops back-

[theswedishpajas]

NOT COMPLAINING AT ALL BUT WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WHO APPARRNTLY LIKE THE ROACHMALLOW SHIP???

[theswedishpajas]

People finding the roachmallow art and going “what is this? What a strange crackship lmao” is really funny to me cus they’re missing the important link in the whole deadbeats OT3.

I wouldn’t ever say Beej and Mars are in love honestly, they just happen to hang around me and, in turn, each other.

BJ loves to be a lil shit to Mars and Mars loves to see me happy (and begrudgingly enjoys BJ’s pranks and puns, humor is a weakness of his 😔).

I’m sorta like the glue holding them together AND apart, a bit like an auspistice, if you will?

I wouldn’t describe my relationship to either as “romantic” either? Very close, more like a very fluffy moirallegiance, prolly?

And yes, I am using homestuck terms. What can I say? Hussie came up with a way to describe romantic connections that actually makes sense to my brain. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯