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theswedishpajas · 1 year ago

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People finding the roachmallow art and going “what is this? What a strange crackship lmao” is really funny to me cus they’re missing the important link in the whole deadbeats OT3.

I wouldn’t ever say Beej and Mars are in love honestly, they just happen to hang around me and, in turn, each other.

BJ loves to be a lil shit to Mars and Mars loves to see me happy (and begrudgingly enjoys BJ’s pranks and puns, humor is a weakness of his 😔).

I’m sorta like the glue holding them together AND apart, a bit like an auspistice, if you will?

I wouldn’t describe my relationship to either as “romantic” either? Very close, more like a very fluffy moirallegiance, prolly?

And yes, I am using homestuck terms. What can I say? Hussie came up with a way to describe romantic connections that actually makes sense to my brain. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#rambles #I’m aroace #at least practically #have a hard time with commitments but I absolutely adore closeness #love titles and being in a relationship. just hard for me to keep up with what that entails #just like how I love the idea of being a dad but I’d never trust myself to raise a child cus that would be irresponsible of me #so I’m sticking to fiction for the forseeable future #ANYWAYS THIS WENT A LOT DEEPER THAN INTENDED LMAO #I may have watched a bit too much House today and gone extra analytical and stuff #toonjuice #mars #sammy sunshine #homestuck #also yes. the deadbeats ship has separate names for each possible combo #deadbeats is all 3 of us #roachmallow is BJ and Mars #mouthful is me and Mars #and beetlebun is me and BJ (bun is what my friends call me)

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