#rnalkin

[happyhornqvist]

if u did something baking related i would give u my soul

hope u are ready to hand over ur soul

also i know nothing about baking so i’m sorry if this is horrible lsfkjgsdg

There is flour everywhere.

It sticks to the front of Zhenya’s hoodie, to his hands. under his fingernails. Somehow he manages to get it in his hair when he opens a brand-new bag, and he closes his eyes only a moment before the bag’s open and a white powdery cloud explodes in his face.

There’s flour on the counter, too—some from the explosion, some he’d put there on purpose—and he sprinkles more over the bread dough as he kneads. It’s calming, and he’s able to narrow his focus down to his hands, to the way his breaths get shorter as the dough gets more elastic and harder to work with. He’s made this recipe enough times now that he knows what texture to look for, and he stops only once the dough reaches the right consistency for the perfect loaf.

Zhenya lets it rise for the second time until it’s twice the size it had been, and then it goes in the oven. He sets the timer for thirty-three minutes exactly—the oven in Sid’s house isn’t quite as good as the one in his own, and he knows it’ll take a little longer.

He watches the oven like a hawk for the last minute, and when it’s the perfect shade of golden brown, he pulls the pan out. He sets it out on a raised wire rack to cool, and slips off his oven mitts, feeling more than a little proud of himself.

Zhenya might make the same recipe every week for eight months out of the year, but there’s something about making it, about the routine of it, about—

About how sleepy Sid looks when he wakes up from his nap, rubbing at his eyes and looking a little disoriented as he walks into the kitchen, all soft sweatpants and bare feet and coziness.

“G?” he asks, and he says something after that that Zhenya doesn’t catch, because clearly Sid’s completely oblivious to how kissable his lips are in that moment, pink and full. It just about makes Zhenya take Sid into his arms and kiss him right there, but Sid’s already focused on the bread, hovering over the pan as though he’s planning on making off with it when Zhenya’s not looking.

“It’s Wednesday,” Zhenya says. “Bread day.”

“Yeah.” Sid gives him a lopsided smile, turning toward Zhenya. “They’ll make for good sandwiches.”

“Good luck sandwiches,” Zhenya agrees, and then Sid smiles so wide it makes his eyes crinkle. Zhenya’s heart feels like it’s rising, doubling in size just like the bread dough, and then…

And then Sid kisses his cheek—plush, Chapsticked lips soft against his skin. Zhenya’s arms move of their own accord, wrapping around Sid’s waist and pulling him close, and he watches Sid’s eyes widen and sparkle.

Zhenya then learns Sid’s lip balm is vanilla-flavored.

[obsessiveshayme]

ummm @ that asshole anon: i’m taking a nutrition class taught by a sports dietitian and i can confirm that following a gluten free diet when you don’t need to for medical reasons does more harm than it does good. leave shay alone thanks BYE

aww. Thank you, Gabe!!! 

I wouldn’t be saying this stuff if I wasn’t sure of it!

[ryanhavwood]

wish, sea, matte!!!

wish: what are your favourite memories? - anything at RTX, like talking to Jeremy and Ryan, or meeting my friends. 

sea: what music, art and/or literature brings you peace? - anything by Craft Spells helps a lot, and i like to read Whiskey Words and a Shovel II by r.h Sin

matte: what is something you are proud of? - coming this far. i’m about to move on to a four year university and live with my friends and actually make something of myself. its hard, but i’m proud of it

[happyhornqvist]

rnalkin

  this may be a dumbass question but how do y’all...

usually what i do is (i have google chrome so idk if it works the same for every browser) but right click on the page next to the video and i think i click “inspect element” and i big box will pop up with some code in it and there should be a link for the video (it’ll have like .mp4 at the end of it or something) and i copy/paste that into the bar and just the video will come up and google chrome gives u a button to download it!!

aaaahhh thank you! i have chrome too and that worked perfectly thanks!!

[happyhornqvist]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I HOPE HORNY GETS A HAT TRICK FOR U

THANK YOU!! 

and horny? a hatty?? against the o*ls??? for me???? NUT

[obsessiveshayme]

rnalkin replied to your post: rnalkin replied to your post: ...

i think there’s a possibility that he might do better in pitt. the wings have a terrible coaching staff and i think with the right team anyone can be great. so i’m waiting to see if he can really shine with the pens.

Could be, but I am not thrilled with this. I'm happy you are, but none of these new players have really brought anything to the team points wise and at the end of the day I want the Pens to win.

[obsessiveshayme]

rnalkin replied to your post: I love Geno’s neck. Especially when his chain is...

no it’s not weird !!! not to me anyway idk whenever i can see his necklace i nut just a lil bit

I want to lick his neck. Like, that is the #1 thing for me. It looks so creamy and smooth. lol

[ryanhavwood]

all the fruits

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos? - YES i’ve got five tattoos, a double cartilage, and my nose pierced!!raspberry: favorite flower? - i don’t have one……………..lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names? - YES raider and finn are my pups!mango: what is your trademark? - my obsessive use of the word fuckpassion fruit: how would you describe your style? - I DID THISpineapple: sexual orientation? - asexual!strawberry: favorite desserts? - cake or something like a skillet cookie or browniecherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing? - no and kinda, maybe, only in the shower grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go? - ireland probably, it seems like a nice placebanana: favorite horror movies? - i dont mind them but i dont think i have a favorite??? im a weenieblackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama? - fuckin. uh. a shitpost film. bad indie film that went over its budget in high hopes but came out super shitpomegranate: when do you feel the most confident? - i do notcantaloupe: what are your parents’ names? - eric and michelleguava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup? - DRAMATIC AS FUCKtangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be? - demon? maybe, i dont usually give these much thoughtplum: favorite clothing brands? - blackheart is the only one that comes to mind but i’m sure there’s otherscoconut: favorite perfume? - anything vanillalychee: satin or lace? - l a c eblueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween? - i’m gonna be cib from sp7apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter? - i think its an equal amount tbhkiwi: what’s something that fascinates you? - the human mind and what drives people to behave the way that they dowatermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title? - uh well im goin from one job to another so soon i’ll just be in a delipapaya: what song describes your aesthetic? - probably pork soda by glass animals or young and unafraid by the moth and the flamecranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night? - night!!nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person? - i try not to be because i’m sick of emotions but i amorange: do you have long eyelashes? - i dunno good questionapricot: what do you do when you’re sad? - listen to sad music and then write some angststar fruit: favorite sea creature? - NONE THEY’RE ALL FUCKIN WEIRD AND TERRIFYINGdragonfruit: do you drink alcohol? - y e s 

[happyhornqvist]

glazed donut, raspberry sorbet, tiramisu & apple crisp!!!

glazed donut: would you rather visit a zoo or an aquarium?

aquarium! i remember going to the monterrey aquarium every time i visited my sister as a kid, and i went through that marine biologist phase that everybody seems to have gone through lmao

raspberry sorbet: favorite clothing stores?

i’m kind of in between fave stores at the moment as it’s kinda hard for me to find clothes that i actually like these days, idk. i used to pretty much exclusively shop at h&m a couple years ago though lol

tiramisu: are you daring when it comes to makeup & clothing or do you like to play it safe?

i can’t really wear a lot of makeup because i have an eye condition that keeps me from it, but i’ve always loved really bright lipsticks. obviously i can’t really pull that off if i’m not wearing other makeup though so that’s unfortunately a no lol. as for clothes, i really only wear basics, so i’m definitely not adventurous in that lmao

apple crisp: how do you relax?

i try to convince my cat to cuddle with me! she always makes me feel better, even if i’m having the worst day.

send me a dessert!

[obsessiveshayme]

rnalkin replied to your post: REALLY, NHL SCHEDULING PEOPLE??? Why did you do...

i remember reading something when the schedule came out about all the back to back games and it’s definitely on purpose

:( It's so fucked up. I mean, the back to backs suck, but then add in all of the travel and I almost get why they are playing like this. Ugh. This schedule...

[obsessiveshayme]

rnalkin replied to your post: …oh I guess that will go with the terrible backup...

he’s not the best player but he’s a very good boy and loves dogs and that has to count for something

No. I want to win so it counts for nothing. Sorry. We already have a terrible backup goalie. We can't also have a bad 3rd line center.

[obsessiveshayme]

rnalkin mentioned you in a post: @obsessiveshayme im hanging out with my friends...

@ obsessiveshayme im hanging out with…

NICE!!!!

[ryanhavwood]

all the even numbers on the one you reblogged from me FUCK YOU

@rnalkin rUDE 

2. Are you outgoing or shy? - uhhhh shy

4. Are you easy to get along with? - i think so

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? - people who can make me laugh

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? - he’s a coolio guy that i know

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? - danny, probably

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? - 1. the man - the killers2. thunder - imagine dragons3. told ya - mystery skulls4. can i get a witness - sonreal5. happy pills - weathers

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? - luck yes, miracles no

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? - uhhhh i dont even remember the last person i kissed so idk

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? - nah

20. Do you like your neighbors? - eeehhhhh no

22. Where would you like to travel? - literally anywhere outside the united states, but mostly ireland or greece sound cool24. Favorite part of your daily routine? - having a routine26. What do you do when you wake up? - check my phone for any important notifications28. Who are you most comfortable around? - danny, d, and sarah30. Do you ever want to get married? - i dont know man, ive never thought about settling down and i dont think anyone would want to with me either32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? - none bc no thank you34. Do you play sports? What sports? - i did, and i did softball for awhile, now im just the depressed disappointment who does nothing36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? - all the t i m e38. Describe your dream girl/guy? - anyone who’s fuckin nice to me40. What do you want to do after high school? - well im doing college and thats something so

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? - either i’m very very upset or i just feel very unsure of myself and what i have to say

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? - how about neither

46. What are you paranoid about? - if my friends actually consider me a friend of theirs or if im just an annoying idiot prying myself into their lives because i think we’re friends48. Have you ever been drunk? - o h  y e s50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? - gray!52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? - my confidence54. Favourite store? - i don’t think i have one ??? 56. Favourite colour? - bluuuuue, any shade58. Last thing you ate? - angel hair pasta and cheese ravioli60. Ever won a competition? For what? - probably, dont remember though62. Been arrested? For what? - no because i am a g o o d child64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? - dont remember it, sorry buckos66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? - no! i love all of my friends equally!68. Twitter or Tumblr? - uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno its a tie between them70. Names of your bestfriends? - jessi, sarah, d, danny!72. What colour are your towels? - multicolored because we’re a colorful family

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? - more than i need76. What colour is your underwear? - rn its like a peachy orange with white lace78. Favourite ice cream flavour? - cookie dough or birthday cake80. What colour pants? - rn im wearing blue jeans but i usually wear black82. Favourite movie? - THE LOST WORLD JURASSIC PARK!!!!!!!84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? - fuckin 21 jump street86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? - i dont have one88. Last person you talked to today? - danny, we just finished dinner together90. Name a person you love? - my mom92. In a fight with someone? - nah94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? - less than what i think i should have96. Favourite actress? - uhhh i dont have one98. Do you tan a lot? - n a h100. How are you feeling? - i dont know tbh102. Do you regret anything from your past? - way too much rip104. Do you miss anyone from your past? - some, not all106. Ever broken someone’s heart? - probably108. What should you be doing? - checking if i have homework due tomorrow110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? - nah112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? - danny and sarah114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? - yeah man116. Are you listening to music right now? - nah but i will be once i get in the shower118. Do you like Chinese food? - naaah120. Are you afraid of the dark? - yes and no?? depends on the circumstances122. Is cheating ever okay? - no wtf124. Do you believe in love at first sight? - nah126. Are you currently bored? - a little bit yeah128. Would you change your name? - i mean i guess i technically did?? and i like the name matty/matt so i’ll probably stick with that130. Do you like subway? - nah not a sandwich kinda person132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? - literally said this earlier but it was danny134. Can you count to one million? - no im a fuckin idiot136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? - CLOSED WTF I DONT WANT NO GHOSTS STARING AT ME FUCK OFF138. Curly or Straight hair? - curly140. Summer or Winter? - between these two i guess summer142. Favourite month? - october!144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? - milk or white146. Was today a good day? - today was…. interesting and long148. What’s your favourite quote? - do no harm but take no shit150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via catscuddlingandyou) - you’re a mess.

[happyhornqvist]

rnalkin

  has tumblr sent anyone else like 10 of the...

unfortunately yes

oh good i was afraid my phone was freaking out again

[happyhornqvist]

rnalkin

  do we know anything about sheahan or

he’s not. the best. but he’s a good person and he loves dogs and i love him

i’ll take him then

[obsessiveshayme]

For you, @rnalkin