#riverdale s5

[thew1tchinghours]

We don’t talk enough about how funny Nana Rose Blossom is. Her allegiances and motivations are an enigma. In season 5 jughead came to her and asked “you ever seen any aliens?” and she said “yeah here’s an alien corpse I’ve been keeping in a barrel of maple syrup knock yourself out” and when he came back episodes later and asked “hey what was up with that alien corpse” she was like “oh lmao that was just my inbred cousin Timothy” like she literally knew what was going on the whole time she’s so goofy.

In season 6 she decides Cheryl is too busy being a tragic lesbian to restore the Blossom family back to power so she resurrects Abigail Blossom to permanently possess Cheryl’s body. But it soon becomes clear that Abigail is also a tragic lesbian and the minute she’s mean to her, Nana Rose switches sides again and plots with Britta to free Cheryl and imprison Abigail in a haunted doll

Also in season 5 she sold the maple groves that her family’s century old fortune is built upon to Hiram because Reggie flirted with her once. No one is doing it like her I’m obsessed

[riverdale-retread]

With all due respect, genuinely, to Eric Jackson, but this amounts to the most important break up in Archie's life, which is with Jughead. They're living together in the house, sure, but they're broken up. It's a major, huge break up. It haunts me the story because they don't really address it as a break up, even though it very much is, just like the Bughead and Varchie implosions.

[girlblocker]

this riverdale episodes are always like. kevin gets hatecrimed. betty ties up a guy and threatens to kill him. archie has a big football game

[goingiincircles]

ok betty and archie are soooo fucking annoying I cannot

[jugheadjones]

Season 5, Episode 9 | Chapter Eighty-Five: Destroyer

[wallbeatjournal]

what if i told you hiram lodge was a redditor?

i think he's catfishing and suicide-baiting posters on niche kink subreddits at this very moment

[thejugheadparadox]

they cant let them out of the 50s because as soon as they got back to modern day jughead and archie would fuck crazy style and the cw cant show that

[variousqueerthings]

the nature of being a johnny lawrence fan, is that it is often indistinguishable from being a johnny lawrence hater, and I don't think I have that with any other character. usually I'm very protective of my faves (including in cobra kai, daniel, sam, kreese, and tsilver), but johnny, I very much enjoy reading all the reasons people dislike his character, nodding along like "yeah what an inconsistent mess, you're so right, carmen pls u deserve better narrative to work with, terry silver was telling the truth when he mocked his fatherhood abilities, but alas the writing will never support it"

[rhcenyra]

– so, honey, take me by the hand and we can sign some papers

[userlaylivia]

@simon-eriksson, @smudgedbypen, @andsmile, @maya-matlin, @crashingwavesinmyworld, @bughead-bones, @crowley-anthony, @sharpayandryan, @i-know-you-can

[queerstudiesnatural]

i will die defending season 6 of glee btw <3 like after whatever happened in season 4, and then the garbage fire that was season 5? sorry but season 6 is actually good. yes sue sawlvester <3 yes hypnosis <3 yes impromptu gay weddings <3 yes 200+ people transgender choir <3 yes loser rachel <3 yes gratuitous nostalgia and unrealistic happy endings <3 i love it

[thew1tchinghours]

Oh my god Citizen Lodge is such a good episode they really went off

[riverdale-retread]

Sweet Pea, the only one of Archie's classmates who hasn't had a dramatic kind of superfail 20s to date. He wanted the Riverdale Serpents back in a form not decimated by the F Joneses (all three) and got it. Didn't want to go to college, apparently, so didn't go and casually watched Riverdale go to shit (which wouldn't affect him much because Southside and Sunnyside Trailer Park were already decimated years ago). Makes a living doing a thing he doesn't mind or looks on as a hardship.

Doesn't have anything to say about Cheryl Blossom, so doesn't.

[girlblocker]

obsessed w jughead referencing this... he wasnt there during that scene which either means that archie told him abt it after the fact or that archie just says that. frequently

[goingiincircles]

is betty even a legal FBI agent?!?! also she would be dead doing the shit she’s doing.

[jugheadjones]

Veronica Lodge in Chapter Seventy-Nine: Graduation