#riverdale liveblog

[cannibalisticcorpse]

my dear friend, made of maple syrup, suggested i liveblog watching riverdale for the first time so im gonna do that. gonna schedule this to repost a few times. gonna tag with "riverdale liveblog" blacklist at ur leasure. i have the flu or something and im gonna get really high so i can write smut later

[transexualbutchfagdyke]

HELP ME THEY COULDNT SAY BALLS?????

[faerl]

Jugheads dad is dilf skeet Ulrich????

[spyanotherday]

i miss when jughead and archie actually spoke to each other :(

[kevin-keller-artistic-director]

Veronica being like James was a bi king and Cheryl being like how you dare you suggest he's queer and kev being like whom else is gay is perfect represention of there individual coming of age

[stephaniedola]

i was not expecting to hear "swell" followed by "millenial straight guy"

[fullmusicbardsquared]

them having cell phones feels wrong :( where are your cartoonish brick nokias and home lines

[brideofhobo]

did veronica just come out as bi?!?!?@@??@/@?@

[theniftycat]

I started watching Riverdale and I had to check if I had the right episode. The first minutes of episode 1 are nothing but exposition, it feels like a previous season recap.

Anyway, it has vaguely incestuous teenage twins, one of them died suspiciously and a grown ass woman said she hoped he suffered??? A kid???

And now there's a butler named Smithers. What in the...

[justanapparatus]

CORE FOUR POLYCULE NOT A JOKE

[cannibalisticcorpse]

oh. nobody ate jason :/

[transexualbutchfagdyke]

it's not queer baiting if they're actually in love

[faerl]

OKAY EVERY HOLD ON

Y'all were gonna tell me Jughead is literally like the emo kid in school who thinks their so edgy but all he's doing is saying things in a monotone voice???

Like....he's so pathetic....I think I love him....

[kerryweaverlesbian]

I'll miss Cheryl so much. I'm HOPING she's not actually "disappeared into the ether" and that instead she LITERALLY haunts the house she's been FIGURATIVELY haunting this whole time. That'd be sick as hell. And then she takes her body BACK. Fighting for bodily autonomy against her family is just what Cheryl Blossom DOES.

[kevin-keller-artistic-director]

Jug is always viewing Veronica as his muse I'm obsessed with him being like Even in 1955 Veronica Lodge knew how to make an entrance he said she's that's bitch anywhere anytime

[sublimesublemon]

aside from the meme-worthy clips (ie highs and lows of high school football, etc) i have seen absolutely none of riverdale. i have heard absolutely nothing good about it. as far as i'm aware it's unhinged dreck, creepy in all the worst ways and unintentionally corny and taking itself far too seriously

i'm gonna start it now. i'm gonna watch it all