#riverdale alice cooper

[forbescaroline]

TOP 5/10 CHARACTERS PER SHOW (as voted by my followers) ↳ riverdale edition #10. Alice Cooper/Smith portrayed by Madchen Amick

[doctorcurdlejr]

Worst mom in riverdale?

INNOCENT MOTHERS

Toni Topaz - Baby Anthony wanted to do all that stuff

Mary Andrews - Not her fault she was having gay sex in the city while her ex husband instilled The Cycles in their son. In fact she wanted Archie with her in Chicago (if memory serves)

FORGIVEN MOTHERS, EXCUSED OF THEIR CRIMES

Gladys Jones - Called Archie and Jughead gay to their faces while wearing leather (Bound 1996 reference)

Hermione Lodge - Became a Real Housewife of New York, bringing joy to thousands if not millions

Alice Cooper - She was literally born on the wrong side of the tracks and then saved an entire plane of people by taking over the controls after the pilot fell ill... So you literally can't hold the manslaughter, aiding, abetting, libel, undercover cult indoctrination, or bad parenting against her she looked HOT while she did it all. Like, CHRIST, can't a woman be IMPERFECT?

Polly Cooper - She had at least ten lobotomies, was the victim of like every crime imaginable, and still managed to build a huge support system for her children. That her kids were attacking classmates with a rock is evidence that she was preparing them to be self sufficient citizens of Riverdale, frankly.

WORST MOTHER, BY ORDER OF ELIMINATION

Penelope Blossom - Unlike other criminal entrepreneurs, such as cloth mother (Hermione Lodge) and wire mother (Gladys Jones), her child was forced to repeatedly put her down like a rabid dog. Then she became a lesbian nun, which is kind of a step down for somebody who used to wear what bordered on full drag to run a brothel. In my opinion.

[fadeintoyou1993]

alice laughing her ass off at the thought of this man murdering a teenager and hal said you think this is funny im about to be fucking hilarious..... and was!and was...

[jugheadjones]

RIVERDALE S3E01 Chapter Thirty-Six: Labor Day

[hourglass-full-of-stars]

Know that you'll always be among friends, and that Riverdale will always be your home. Until then, have a good night.

[Typewriter clacking]

One Year Missing: RIVERDALE (2017 - 2023)

[archieandrews]

RIVERDALE | 7.07

[femalescharacters]

Betty & Alice Cooper Riverdale: 2.01

[ereteria-arcid-art]

90s Alice Smith > everything

[alaynestone]

veronica, hermione & hiram, 6.07 death at a funeral betty, alice & hal, 6.14 venomous

[riverdalecentral]

RIVERDALE | 2.01

[horrorlesbion]

riverdale aesthetics  ➠ relationships ➟ betty & alice cooper

"Kids grow up and they leave. I can't be your only hope." "But I love you." "I love you, too, but that is not an apology. That does not justify the horrible, unhealthy things that you have done. How you keep suffocating me. And why me? Why are you doing this to me?" "Because I love you." "But you love Polly, too. She's in an asylum. She needs you. She needs help. So why can't you go do this to her?" "Because I love you more. I love you most."

[cinemapix]

RIVERDALE REWATCH: Season 1, Episode 1 "the river's edge" → Betty Cooper & Alice Cooper

[doctorcurdlejr]

this is such an alice ending. this is what being a milf does for you

[fadeintoyou1993]

RIVERDALE | 2.03

[tvarchive]

RIVERDALE REWATCH: Season 1, Episode 4: "the last picture show" → Betty Cooper & Alice Cooper

[atrxides]

random falice gifset 1/? I just miss my snakeparents Riverdale (2017-2023)