#riverdale 1

[chonicentral]

CHERYL BLOSSOM 1.07, “In a Lonely Place"

[jugheadjones]

If you wanna be a River Vixen, I'll help you prep. I've got moves. Okay, you know what... Show me your moves.

Season 1 Episode 1: "The River's Edge"

[riverdaleladiesdaily]

[immortalarizona]

listen. I have never watched Riverdale and never will. but that doesn’t mean I’m not sO FUCKING PISSED at the polycule ending.

I’m not mad about the polyamory (I would like to stress this point for anyone who wants to come after me for this post), I’m mad that Jughead Jones, one of, like, the two aroace characters in media people have actually maybe heard of (the other being Yelena Belova) is part of this romantic, sexual relationship.

he’s ace!!!

he’s aro!!!

and it fucking stings that the writers thought it was okay to erase that aroace rep when there’s next to none for us to begin with.

fuck your amatonormativity and fuck your queer erasure. we aspecs deserve better.

[jcrchie]

im so obsessed with season 1 beronica because veronica moves to town and she's like "i need someone to teach me how to be a good girl🥺🥺" and betty is like "aww that is so sweet but unfortunately i am insane"

[writeradamanteve]

Sometimes I wish I can erase an entire book or TV series from my mind so I can watch and enjoy it all over again.

[arsenicpanda]

the #1 archiereggie shipper, but in a homophobic way

[corey-wh0re]

The silence. It's nice. Madelaine Petsch as Maya in The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024) | written by Alan R. Cohen & Alan Freedland & directed by Renny Harlin

[perfectthewayyouare]

hello why is no one talking about the fact that riverdale used the. same. bridge. as the other [redacted] cw show

its the same fucking bridge! THEE cw bridge of broken dreams and finale fame

[2010s-nostalgia]

Euphoria wishes it had the cultural impact that Riverdale had. What did Euphoria give us? A creep's disturbed, graphic fantasties of teenage girls. What did Riverdale give us? The leader of an organ-stealing-cult attempting to escape the FBI in a homemade rocket, a main character with a "dark" alter ego that involves her wearing a terrible black wig and lingerie, evil nuns that lock tripping children in a room with a gargoyle, a girl keeping her brother's corpse in a chapel and convinving her girlfriend to let her keep it by harassing her with a "possesed" doll, alternate dimensions, Cole Sprouse, the list goes on and on

[garbagequeer]

im fascinated by a certain brand of riverdale viewers that seem to only want whatever white picket fence normative ending they thought of 6 years ago and are also somehow unaware this is not how all other people watch riverdale like we’ve all seen the “making this previously straight character bisexual now is actually offensive to gay people and it’s queerbaiting when they gay kiss and have gay sex and talk about gay feelings” people (which is code for we already have the safely designated gay characters who we have already labelled in our heads as gay characters and so we dont care about them or think about them beyond the fact that gay 1 and gay 2 go together because they’re the gay ones) and now also the “the core 4 ending up in a quad together is just a cop out so they dont have to pick barchie or bughead and no one has ever even considered it ever” people while the riverdale bloggers have been like yeah those 4 are psychosexual about each other since day one it’s like we always say the core four are in all ways except literal in a polyamorous relationship. i mean how can you be so unaware of the gay riverdale posters if i’ve seen you you’ve probably seen me be real

[loving-family-poll]

Ultimate Incest Tournament - Round 1

Propaganda under the cut:

Roman/Shiv:

Extremely close and surprisingly caring with each other despite being terrible people, they joke about being happy they're not conjoined twins - which built the theory they might be twins, and also joke the sister (Shiv) might be pregnant with the brother's (Roman's) baby

They had a physical fight which left them on the floor (they're both in their thirties)and the scene's script described as such an intimate moment it was almost like they were caught fucking

Fr Rome is already fucked up on his own, and incest is a huge theme in Succession and I just love the way they love

Their expression of love for each other are undoubted even as the show makes it clear their family of terrible people only looks out for themselves.

Hiram/Veronica:

The show has many interesting incestuous possibilities, but Veronica/Hiram is perhaps the closest to canon along with Cheryl/Jason. The intimacy between Veronica and Hiram striking; their power games have a distinct sexual element. It's a sad relationship, but fascinating

The whole show is just a constant power struggle between the two. All of Veronicas actions and desires revolve around defying her father. Meanwhile all of his actions revolve around pleasing her but only the ideal her he imagines, daddys little girl.

Mob father and mob daughters/heir made in his image, she keeps calling him Daddy constantly

She sings "Daddy Lessons" while her father boxes against her boyfriend in a competition for her love. He hates her boyfriend because he's so possessive over her including giving her a literal pearl necklace to show ownership. The sexual tension between them is insane

[riverdaleladiesdaily]

VERONICA LODGE RIVERDALE | 1.06

[plague-and-creatures]

Lemme just headcanon g1 Deuce as trans rq because as a transmasc it makes me happy :3

[hourglass-full-of-stars]

[fizzlehead]

hate that stupid tiktok of lili reinhart’s current boyfriend that keeps showing up on my dash where he’s like “riverdale season one was like hey we have math together i’ll see you later!” vs what it’s like now because no riverdale season one was literally not like that. riverdale season one was like hi mr. andrews you’re looking particularly dilf-y today i’ll give you a hint his name may be moose but i’d describe a certain appendage of his as horse-like it’s called necrophilia reggie, can you spell it can’t you just use grind’em like every other gay guy in the world can’t we in this post james franco world be all things at once. etc etc etc. it’s always been crazy and fun you just don’t get it 🙄