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KOKIA in flashback - 2009

After her 10th anniversary year, KOKIA does decidedly not take it easier in 2009. She releases two albums on the same day: KOKIA∞AKIKO ~Balance~ and AKIKO∞KOKIA ~Balance~, to celebrate the conclusion of her 10th anniversary year. The AKIKO album is only available via her webshop and at concert venues and is distributed via her own office, anco&co, whereas the KOKIA album is distributed via Victor Entertainment. She explains that the AKIKO album deals more with her ‘inner’ songs, as she feels she is both KOKIA the artist and Akiko the person.

She departs on a world tour this year, called infinity (as the ∞ symbol from her albums is the symbol for infinity), starting in Japan before traveling to France, Ireland, Poland, Belgium and Germany. This results in two concert DVDs: 2009 infinity tour at Tokyo, recording the performance in Tokyo, and Wherever I am, a 3 disc documentary covering her journey and performances abroad.

2009 also marks the start of her Life Trilogy digital singles, with the first two releasing this year. The final one will come out next year.

◆ Lives and events ◆

January 16 Essential Time (Ebisu LIQUIDROOM)

February 28-March 1 KOKIA Live in Naeba Prince white notes vol.3 (Naeba Prince Hotel Chatelaine)

March 31 YOU SING, YOU WANT (Shibuya DUO Music Exchange)

【KOKIA world tour 2009 「∞」 Infinity】 April 29 - Tokyo, Bunkamura Orchard Hall May 4 - Osaka, Sankei Hall Breeze June 12 - European tour 2009: Paris, La Cigale June 13 - performance on a cruise over the Seine river June 14 - Paris, Le Divian du Monde June 16 - Dublin, Button Factory June 17 - Poznań, Blue Note June 19 - Brussels, Botanique-Orangerie June 20 - Cologne, Blue Shell

July 11 4th Keyaki festival (Niigata, Nagaoka City School for Handicapped Children gymnasium)

July 20 8th Kobe Love Port - Port Festival (Kobe Meriken Park)

July 21 Eclipse festival KOKIA talk session & mini concert (Kagoshima Port, Honkô-ku, Waterfront Park)

July 26 Gion Kashiwazaki festival (Minatomachi beachside park, sunset dome)

August 7 D-51×KOKIA BEACH LIVE in OTODAMA SEA STUDIO (Kanagawa, Zushi Kaigan OTODAMA SEA STUDIO)

August 29 KOKIA sebone LIVE 2009 (Aichi, Arc Riche Toyohashi, The Grace)

September 12 (September 26/October 10) KOKIA tokai no kakurega concert ('hideout in the city’) (Tokyo, sonorium) ※ Event exclusively for members of the KOKIA fanclub, club ancoro, 4 performances total

October 17 Niigata Prefectural Niitsu-minami senior high school memorial ceremony on the 30th anniversary of its founding: KOKIA live (Niitsu-minami senior high school)

November 21 BREEZE BREEZE Music Live KOKIA (Osaka, Breeze Breeze Media Court)

November 26 Uiguru kara kita shounen ('Boy from the Uyghurs’) screening & KOKIA mini live (Tokyo, Uplink Factory) ※Movie for social awareness, Uiguru kara kita shounen ('Boy from the Uyghurs’) which uses KOKIA’s Lacrima ('Tear’) as end theme

November 28 Saturday Hot Request (Tokyo, NHK broadcasting center) ※ Public live broadcast by NHK-FM

December 5 SATURDAY GO AROUND from Jazz Dream Nagashima ※ Public live broadcast by ZIP-FM

【KOKIA Winter Live Tour 2009 12 gatsu no okurimono ('December present’)】 December 11 - Aichi, Nagoya City Chikusa small theater December 13 - Fukuoka, Hakata Gate's7 December 14 - Hiroshima, Club Quattro December 15 - Osaka, Sankei Hall Breeze December 21 - Miyagi, Sendai retro Back Page December 23-24 - Kanagawa, Yokohama Landmark Hall

December 25 KOKIA Kokoro no akari live ('light in the heart’) vol. 2 in KYOTO 2009 (The Museum of Kyoto, Annex Hall)

◆ Releases ◆

March 4 Release of the French edition of Fairy Dance ~KOKIA meets Ireland (Wasabi Records)

March 18 Release of original album KOKIA∞AKIKO ~balance~ (Victor Entertainment)

March 18 Release of original album AKIKO∞KOKIA ~balance~ (anco&co.) ※ Simultaneous release of a mainstream version and indie version, KOKIA and AKIKO, two albums that are each other’s counterparts (On April 29, a ∞ album 2 disc collection BOX including both albums gets released. It includes image clips for Ooki na senaka ('Broad back’).)

May 20 Release of the French edition of Balance (Wasabi Records) ※ 2-disc box with KOKIA∞AKIKO ~balance~ and AKIKO∞KOKIA ~balance~

July 22 Release of concert DVD KOKIA 2009 infinity tour at Tokyo (anco&co.)

August 5 Release of the iTunes Store exclusive digital EP Kimi o sagashite/last love song ('searching for you’) (Victor Entertainment) ※ Chapter 1 in the <Life Trilogy ~inochi no 3-busaku> ('trilogy of life’). Mini album with 4 tracks

September 23 Release of the European Tour documentary DVD Wherever I am ~wordt tour 2009 in Europe~ (Victor Entertainment)

November 18 Release of the iTunes Store exclusive digital EP single mother/Christmas no hibiki ('Christmas echo’) (Victor Entertainment) ※ Chapter 2 in the <Life Trilogy ~inochi no 3-busaku> ('trilogy of life’). Mini album with 4 tracks

December 2 Release of best-of album Coquillage ~The Best Collection II~ (Victor Entertainment)

December 2 Release of the French edition KOKIA COLLECTION 2 (Wasabi Records) 3-disc collection box including the albums KOKIA∞AKIKO ~balance~, AKIKO∞KOKIA ~balance~ and Fairy Dance (French edition of each)

◆ Other releases ◆

January 21 Release of the omnibus album Okaeri ('Welcome home’) (Sony Music) ※ Concept album collecting only timeless classics sung about great love for humans. Arigatou… (the pearl edition) ('Thank you…’) is included on this.

February 5 Release of the PlayStation 3 game Demon’s Souls ※ Vocals and chorus for the opening theme song Demon’s Souls and the end theme Return to Slumber

February 18 Release of Dare mo shiranai nakeru uta official compilation album (‘songs no-one knows that make you cry’) (VAP) ※ Official CD for the Nippon TV show Dare mo shiranai nakeru uta (‘songs no-one knows that make you cry’). Includes Watashi ni dekiru koto ('the things I can do’)

February 18 Release of Dare mo shiranai nakeru uta gaiden ~ staff ga erabu kokoro no best one ~ (‘songs no-one knows that make you cry extra – best from the heart chosen by staff’) (Victor Entertainment) ※ Official program album for the Nippon TV series Dare mo shiranai nakeru uta (‘songs no-one knows that make you cry’), Victor Entertainment compilation. Includes Watashi ni dekiru koto ('the things I can do’)

April 22 Release of the single KARMA (Glory Heaven) ※ Opening theme for the animated TV series Phantom -Requiem for the Phantom

August 15 Release of the image sound album Bungaku shoujo to yumeutsutsu no senritsu (‘Book girl and the half-asleep melody’) (Lantis) ※ Performed the song Anata to deatte (‘Meeting you’)

August 26 Release of the single Transparent (Glory Heaven) ※ end theme for the animated TV series Phantom -Requiem for the Phantom

October 21 Release of Kidou senshi gundam 00 ('Mobile Suit Gundam’) Voice actor single Ayahi Takagaki come across Feldt Grace (Inori †/Justice) ('prayer’) (flying DOG) ※ First single produced by KOKIA. Also did the chorus for the B-side song Justice.

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Enjoy A Perfect Parisian Trip In The Charming City Of Paris 

Paris c'est l'amour! The city of love is terrifically popular for its charming architecture, gardens, vintage museums, art, fashion, food, shopping hubs, and countless other things. It is true that Paris is synonymous with its fadeless beauty. This is the dream destination of millions, and since Netflix bought "Emily In Paris," this city has gained more love from people worldwide. Booking tickets to Paris, France, can be the best decision to enjoy a spectacular Parisian holiday time in Paris. 

Ready to learn more about this artistic aesthetic city of Paris? Let's dig out the details shared beneath:

Magnificent Places To Admire In Paris, France 

Paris is home to aesthetic attractions, gardens, architecture to artistic marvels. Every corner of Paris defines vintage beauty. You might have seen movies, song videos, and on YouTube how beautiful the city of love is. 

So, the bucket lists the top-rated attractions of Paris. Explore Eiffel Tower & Le Jules Verne, Musée du Louvre, Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris, Avenue des Champs-Élysées, Musée d'Orsay, Palais Garnier, Opéra National de Paris,  Parc des Buttes-Chaumont, Jardin du Luxembourg, Sacré-Coeur and Quartier Montmartre, Place des Vosges,  Arc de Triomphe,  Seine River Cruise, Sainte-Chapelle, Boulevard Saint-Germain-des-Prés, Fondation Louis Vuitton, Parc de La Villette, Paris Plages, Cimetière du Père Lachaise, and Grande Arche de la Défense. 

Also, you can enjoy your time in beautiful Disneyland, vintage cafes, vintage bakeries, and many more fine-dine restaurants. So, book your flights to Paris, France, and get ready to enjoy a fashionably fabulous vacation in the Fashion capital of Paris. 

Top Airlines To Pick For Flying To Paris 

The city of love is calling you! It's your time to enjoy the real french style Parisian holidays in Paris. Whether you're planning a solo trip, a girls trip, honeymoon, or family vacation, Paris is the bestest destination to make every minute precious. Here is the list of top airlines you can pick to fly to Paris.

American Airlines

Frontier Airlines

Delta Airlines

Spirit Airlines

Air France

United Airlines

JetBlue Airways

Singapore Airlines

Best Time To Explore Paris, France 

When is the best time to book Paris flight tickets to explore this city? From June to August and September to October. Both summer and fall have their own pros and cons. 

The weather in Paris is flawless from June to August. Summer is the most congested time and the most pricey. September to November are off-season to enjoy a budget-friendly trip and relaxed tour. This time is the most pleasing for you, to get rid of crowds everywhere. 

How To Get Cheap Flights To Paris?

Want to fall in love with the beauty of Paris? Make it possible with Travelsotravel. This online travel agency provides professional services for cheap flight ticket booking. You can quickly get last-minute Paris flight tickets at the lowest price. Also, you can enjoy amazing deals and discount offers during the festive or peak season to make your celebratory travel dreams come true. 

Likewise, the travel agents offer you 24/7 assistance with flight bookings and give you professional help with the itinerary. So, pack up your fashionable clothes, book cheap flights to Paris from Travelsotravel and enjoy a glittery dreamy vacation in  Paris.

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Vietnam Holiday Packages: Top 10 Must-See Destinations for First-Time Travelers

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Planning your first trip to Vietnam? With its stunning landscapes, rich culture, and vibrant cities, Vietnam is an unforgettable destination that offers something for everyone. From lush green rice terraces to white sandy beaches and bustling city streets, a Vietnam holiday package is the perfect way to explore this Southeast Asian gem.

For the best value tourism on your Vietnam holiday packages, this tour operator from Dubai would provide you with an opportunity to enjoy this country in an utterly seamless, exciting, and enriching way. Here are the top 10 must-see destinations for first-time travelers in Vietnam.

1. Hanoi: City of History and Culture

Hanoi City is a lovely fusion of traditional Vietnamese culture and French colonial charm, and must-visit attractions include the Old Quarter, Hoan Kiem Lake, and the iconic Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum. The bustle of the city's streets, local street food, and ancient pagodas should all be experienced firsthand on a guided tour. Consider exploring more aspects of the Vietnam trip package when visiting Hanoi, including guided city tours, traditional water puppet shows, and even a visit to the world-famous Temple of Literature.

Best Hotel: Sofitel Legend Metropole Hanoi – The best for luxury with a historical touch, this is pretty much a good opt-in to explore France's colonial past for visitors.

2. Halong Bay: Nature's Wonder

Known for its emerald waters and limestone islands, Halong Bay is a UNESCO World Heritage Site and one of the must-see places in Vietnam. Our Vietnam holiday package deals mostly include a luxury cruise through the bay, where you will get to explore the caves, kayak, and even swim in secluded coves.

Things to Do:

Sunset Cruise

Sung Sot Cave Exploration

Kayaking through lagoons

Best Hotel: Vinpearl Resort & Spa Ha Long – For a memorable stay with panoramic views of Halong Bay.

3. Sapa: Terraced Fields and Tribal Villages

For an adrenalin rush, look no further than Sapa. In the northern highlands, Sapa is famous for its beautiful views of rice terracing and traditional hill tribe villages. Try out the Vietnam travel package combining guided treks through seas of terraced landscapes, visits to the Hmong and Dao local communities, and homestay experiences for that ultimate cultural bonding.

Things to Do:

Explore Fansipan Mountain, which happens to be Indochina's highest peak

Discover Cat Cat Village

Visit the spectacular Silver Waterfall

Best Hotel: Topas Ecolodge – This resort offers beautifully panoramic views and environmentally friendly accommodation.

4. Hoi An: A Timeless Ancient Town

Hoi An is a UNESCO World Heritage Site and has a remarkably picturesque riverside town known for its lantern-lit streets, ancient temples, and lively markets. No Vietnam tour package can be considered complete without visiting the Japanese Bridge in Hoi An and the Tan Ky Old House and stopping by some of the local tailor shops to get custom-made clothes.

Things to Do:

Attend a lantern-making workshop

Walk along the busy Hoi An Night Market

Visit the My Son Sanctuary

Best Hotel: Anantara Hoi An Resort – A riverside luxury resort with colonial-style architecture.

5. Hue: The Imperial City

For history enthusiasts, Hue is a must-see destination teeming with ancient citadels, palaces, and royal tombs. Obtain a Vietnam holiday package that comes with a boat ride down the Perfume River, which will aid in observing the ancient tombs of the Nguyen emperors, when accompanied by guided tours through the expansive Imperial City.

Things to Do:

View Thien Mu Pagoda

Tour the Royal Tomb of Khai Dinh

Walk around the Imperial City

Best Hotel: Azerai La Residence, Hue – A beautiful colonial-era mansion overlooking the Perfume River.

6. Da Nang: Beaches and Modern Attractions

Da Nang is a coastal city that boasts wonderful beaches and modern attractions. Our holiday packages in Vietnam always include a visit to Da Nang for relaxation on the sandy shores of My Khe Beach or by paying a visit to the Marble Mountains or a trip to the world-famous Golden Bridge at Ba Na Hills.

Things to Do:

Relax at My Khe Beach

Visit Ba Na Hills for breathtaking views

Explore the Marble Mountains

Best Hotel: InterContinental Danang Sun Peninsula Resort – A luxurious beachfront resort with luxurious amenities.

7. Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon): A Bustling Metropolis

Ho Chi Minh City, or Saigon, is Vietnam's largest city and takes the visitor through a thrilling blend of old and new. Diverse from modern skyscrapers to ancient landmarks such as the Reunification Palace, and Notre-Dame Cathedral, Ho Chi Minh is a city that does not sleep at all. The best part of our holiday packages in Vietnam is that we take you on a very well-planned city tour and also to the nearby Cu Chi Tunnels, an extensive underground complex to be used during the Vietnam War.

Things to Do:

Visit the War Remnants Museum

Shop around Ben Thanh Market

Take a guided tour of Cu Chi Tunnels

Best Hotel: The Reverie Saigon – A luxury hotel located in the heart of the city.

8. Mekong Delta: A Journey Through Vietnam’s Lifeblood

Known as the "Rice Bowl of Vietnam," the Mekong Delta is your complete holiday, with its endless rice paddies, rivers, and floating markets. To get the essence of a trip to Vietnam package, it would not be complete without going on a boat tour along the delta's waterways, which would let you experience the way of life of locals, visit small villages, and explore vibrant floating markets.

Things to Do:

Cai Rang Floating Market

Take a boat ride through the canals

Homestay in the local village Experience the local life firsthand.

Best Hotel: Mekong Lodge Resort – A charming eco-resort offering an authentic Mekong Delta experience.

9. Phu Quoc: An Island Paradise

As Vietnam's largest island, Phu Quoc stands out with its picturesque sand-covered beaches and crystal-clear blue waters along with fancy resorts. This is a quite tropical destination for snorkeling, diving, and for only lazing around on a beach. Many of the holiday package deals regarding Vietnam conclude the trip here as it stands out as the final resting destination.

Things to Do:

Relax on Long Beach

Explore Phu Quoc Night Market

Enjoy Vinpearl Safari

Best Hotel: JW Marriott Phu Quoc Emerald Bay Resort & Spa – A luxury beachfront resort ideal for a serene vacation.

10. Ninh Binh: A Hidden Gem

Lastly, there is Ninh Binh, sometimes called the "Ha Long Bay on land" for its picturesque limestone formations. Nature lovers will find some of the most attractive places in this place. There are boat trips along the beautiful Trang An Grottoes and ancient capital visits, as Hoa Lu was, in your Vietnam holiday package.

Things to Do:

Go along Tam Coc on a boat ride

Visit Hoa Lu: Ancient capital

Walk to Mua Cave for panoramic views of the area

Best Hotel: Emeralda Resort Ninh Binh – A beautiful resort surrounded by natural landscapes.

Why Book with Best Value Tourism?

Best Value Tourism offers customized Vietnam holiday packages that can cater to different interests, from cultural exploration through beach holidays and adventure tours. Our travel packages comprise guided tours, handpicked accommodations, and local experiences that help you find the very best in Vietnam with ease.

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Destination Spotlight: Flight Ticket Deals to Must-Visit Locations

Travel enthusiasts are always on the lookout for the next exciting destination to explore, and what better way to kickstart your adventure than by snagging some great deals on flight tickets? Whether you're a seasoned traveler or someone looking to embark on their first journey, finding affordable flight options can make all the difference. In this destination spotlight, we'll highlight some must-visit locations around the world and share tips on how to find the best flight ticket deals.

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1. Paris, France

Known as the "City of Love" and home to iconic landmarks such as the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre Museum, Paris tops the list of must-visit destinations for many travelers. From romantic strolls along the Seine River to indulging in delicious pastries at quaint cafes, Paris offers something for everyone. To score great flight deals to Paris, consider booking your tickets during the offseason or keeping an eye out for flash sales from airlines.

2. Tokyo, Japan

Tokyo is a vibrant metropolis where tradition meets modernity. From the bustling streets of Shibuya to the serene gardens of Shinjuku Gyoen, Tokyo offers a unique blend of culture, technology, and culinary delights. When searching for flight ticket deals to Tokyo, flexibility with your travel dates can significantly impact your savings. Additionally, signing up for airline newsletters and following travel deal websites on social media can help you stay informed about any promotions or discounts.

3. Barcelona, Spain

With its stunning architecture, beautiful beaches, and lively nightlife, Barcelona is a dream destination for many travelers. Explore the whimsical creations of Antoni Gaudí at landmarks like Sagrada Familia and Park Güell, or simply soak up the sun at Barceloneta Beach. To find affordable flight tickets to Barcelona, consider using flight comparison websites and setting up price alerts for your desired travel dates. Being open to flying with budget airlines or making use of layovers can also help you secure cheaper fares.

4. Bangkok, Thailand

A vibrant city known for its bustling street markets, ornate temples, and delectable street food, Bangkok is a sensory delight for travelers. Whether you're exploring the historic district of Rattanakosin or cruising along the Chao Phraya River, Bangkok offers endless opportunities for adventure. To find flight ticket deals to Bangkok, consider booking well in advance or taking advantage of last-minute deals. Additionally, being flexible with your departure airport and travel dates can help you find the best prices.

5. New York City, USA

The Big Apple needs no introduction – from Times Square and Central Park to the Statue of Liberty and Broadway, New York City is a melting pot of culture, art, and entertainment. Whether you're catching a Broadway show, exploring world-class museums, or indulging in diverse culinary experiences, New York City offers something for every traveler. To score great flight deals to NYC, consider flying during the offseason or opting for midweek travel when fares are typically lower. Additionally, booking your tickets well in advance or being open to alternative airports can help you find budget-friendly options.

Conclusion

Finding affordable flight tickets to must-visit locations around the world doesn't have to be a daunting task. By staying flexible with your travel dates, utilizing flight comparison tools, and keeping an eye out for promotions and discounts, you can embark on your dream adventure without breaking the bank. So pack your bags, explore these incredible destinations, and make memories that will last a lifetime!

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Destination Spotlight: Flight Ticket Deals to Must-Visit Locations

Travel enthusiasts are always on the lookout for the next exciting destination to explore, and what better way to kickstart your adventure than by snagging some great deals on flight tickets? Whether you're a seasoned traveler or someone looking to embark on their first journey, finding affordable flight options can make all the difference. In this destination spotlight, we'll highlight some must-visit locations around the world and share tips on how to find the best flight ticket deals.

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1. Paris, France

Known as the "City of Love" and home to iconic landmarks such as the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre Museum, Paris tops the list of must-visit destinations for many travelers. From romantic strolls along the Seine River to indulging in delicious pastries at quaint cafes, Paris offers something for everyone. To score great flight deals to Paris, consider booking your tickets during the offseason or keeping an eye out for flash sales from airlines.

2. Tokyo, Japan

Tokyo is a vibrant metropolis where tradition meets modernity. From the bustling streets of Shibuya to the serene gardens of Shinjuku Gyoen, Tokyo offers a unique blend of culture, technology, and culinary delights. When searching for flight ticket deals to Tokyo, flexibility with your travel dates can significantly impact your savings. Additionally, signing up for airline newsletters and following travel deal websites on social media can help you stay informed about any promotions or discounts.

3. Barcelona, Spain

With its stunning architecture, beautiful beaches, and lively nightlife, Barcelona is a dream destination for many travelers. Explore the whimsical creations of Antoni Gaudí at landmarks like Sagrada Familia and Park Güell, or simply soak up the sun at Barceloneta Beach. To find affordable flight tickets to Barcelona, consider using flight comparison websites and setting up price alerts for your desired travel dates. Being open to flying with budget airlines or making use of layovers can also help you secure cheaper fares.

4. Bangkok, Thailand

A vibrant city known for its bustling street markets, ornate temples, and delectable street food, Bangkok is a sensory delight for travelers. Whether you're exploring the historic district of Rattanakosin or cruising along the Chao Phraya River, Bangkok offers endless opportunities for adventure. To find flight ticket deals to Bangkok, consider booking well in advance or taking advantage of last-minute deals. Additionally, being flexible with your departure airport and travel dates can help you find the best prices.

5. New York City, USA

The Big Apple needs no introduction – from Times Square and Central Park to the Statue of Liberty and Broadway, New York City is a melting pot of culture, art, and entertainment. Whether you're catching a Broadway show, exploring world-class museums, or indulging in diverse culinary experiences, New York City offers something for every traveler. To score great flight deals to NYC, consider flying during the offseason or opting for midweek travel when fares are typically lower. Additionally, booking your tickets well in advance or being open to alternative airports can help you find budget-friendly options.

Conclusion

Finding affordable flight tickets to must-visit locations around the world doesn't have to be a daunting task. By staying flexible with your travel dates, utilizing flight comparison tools, and keeping an eye out for promotions and discounts, you can embark on your dream adventure without breaking the bank. So pack your bags, explore these incredible destinations, and make memories that will last a lifetime!

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Hotel Barge Anjodi | Canal du Midi River Barges | Lauthentic france

Introducing the Hotel Barge Anjodi cruises over the historic Canal du Midi, a classic Dutch design that is perfect for those who want to experience Canal du Midi River Barges.

Private wine tasting at the beautiful Château Pech-Celeyran

Winery Tour and Tasting

Biking Plus

Spa Pool

Spacious Sundeck

Fully Stocked Bar

Dinner on board

Excellent towpath for walking and cycling. “Biking Plus” option available

Tour Carcassonne – the most complete medieval fortified city in existence

View the Pyrenees mountains across the vineyards and discover Cathar history

See the spectacular hilltop village of Minerve

Cruise through the world’s oldest canal tunnel at Malpas

"We had a wonderful time! The weather wasn’t great but we still had a lot of fun. We had a lockkeeper’s strike one day and a broken cable the next but in fact that meant that our cruising was pushed to two days with better weather so it all worked out. We hadn’t thought much about the quality of food and wine we were going to get and we were absolutely delighted with that aspect of the trip. It was very interesting to try different wines and cheeses every day with an explanation of each of them. I don’t know if we were particularly lucky with our chef, Oli, as we think he is destined for greater things than being chef on a barge. Perhaps this is the level of chef Anjodi normally has but we felt we were very privileged to have him. The captain, Laurent, was fabulous – very friendly and obviously extremely competent. He had several stressful situations to deal with on our trip and he handled them with great aplomb. Our hostess, Emily, was terrific and very attentive and Matthew, the deck hand/driver/guide, was just great too. We like to think they had fun with us as well! We have many happy memories and will certainly recommend this trip to others – and tell them to contact you! Thanks for everything you did to help us out." visit our site :

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THE BOUNDING MAIN!

Nautical Lucy ~ Part 1

There’s nothing as joyous as being on the open water! Whether it be a lake, a river, or the ocean - Lucy was as funny on the sea as on land. Here are some early maritime escapades! 

“I’m Building a Saleboat of Dreams” (1939) ~ by Cliff Friend and Dave Franklin, sung by Desi Arnaz. 

In real life, Desi Arnaz loved fishing and owned a boat called the Desilu. Being from Cuba, he had a special affinity for the ocean. 

Lucy and Desi leaning over the rail of a motorboat in 1943. 

Meet the People (1944) ~ The Commander (Bert Lahr) names his boat after Julie (Lucille Ball). It was formerly the Lana Turner! 

“The Quiz Show” (1948) & “Lucy Gets Ricky on the Radio” (1952) ~ To make sure he wins, Lucy steals the answers, but then they change the questions!  The same nautical question was first used on “My Favorite Husband.” 

ORIGINAL QUESTION: Why was the steamship Ile de France put in dry dock recently? FISHBOWL QUESTION: Why did the French people put Marie Antoinette under the sharp blade of the guillotine? LUCY’S ANSWER: To scrape the barnacles off her hull.

“Secretarial School” (1949) ~ An episode of Lucille Ball’s radio show “My Favorite Husband” references “On A Slow Boat to China” a popular song by Frank Loesser, published in 1948. In October and November 1948, it was recorded by no less than five artists: Kay Kyser, Freddy Martin, Benny Goodman, Art Lund, and Larry Clinton. 

GEORGE: “Now explain this last shorthand mystery to me: a circle, a ship, and laundry ticket.” LIZ: “That’s the title of a phonograph record I want to buy - 'A Slow Boat To China’.”

“Liz’s Radio Script” (1950) ~ An episode of “My Favorite Husband” references the inventor of the steamboat and the 1929 musical Show Boat. George makes fun of Liz’s radio script. 

LIZ: “Go ahead and laugh. They laughed at Robert Fulton, too, you know!” GEORGE: “Robert Fulton? What did he write?” LIZ: “You think I don’t know? ‘Show Boat’”!

Show Boat’s most famous song, “Old Man River”, would be referenced on several Lucille Ball sitcom episodes. 

On August 9, 1952 Lucy and Desi were featured on the cover of TV Digest, a competitor of TV Guide as part of their inside story “Visiting The Stars on Vacation”.

The cover photo was part of a larger photo shoot of Lucy and Desi in a motorboat.

“Lucy is Envious” (1954) ~ When a wealthy high school chum (Mary Jane Croft) puts the bite on Lucy for a charitable donation, lucy fibs about owning a yacht. 

CYNTHIA: Where do you go in Florida? Miami or West Palm Beach? LUCY: Uh, you go West Palm Beach, huh? CYNTHIA: Miami. LUCY: Oh, we go West Palm Beach. CYNTHIA: But, darling, the harbor's so small there. What do you do with your yacht? LUCY: To make it fit, we crank down the smokestack and squeeze in the poop deck.

“Nursery School” (1955) ~ The first painting Little Ricky does is interpreted as an elephant sailing a houseboat. Lucy says he will be another “Grandpa Moses”!

Dell’s “I Love Lucy Comics” (1955) ~ published a story about Lucy and Ethel and a cruise ship - very different from the one on the television show. 

“Staten Island Ferry” (1956) ~ To make sure Fred won’t get seasick on their transatlantic crossing, Lucy accompanies him on a test sailing on the Staten Island Ferry. 

Although the episode was filmed in Hollywood, second unit footage of the real Staten Island Ferry was used. The ferry seen in the episode is named the 'Gold Star Mother,’ which entered service in 1937.

Full of dramamine, both Lucy and Fred conk out on the deck! 

“Bon Voyage” & “Second Honeymoon” (1956) ~ To get the gang to Europe, the show goes by sea on the S.S. Consitution, which was a real life transatlantic liner operated by American Export Lines.

In a last minute deal, the line agreed to supply Desilu with technical support and branded props. This was similar to the deal Desilu made with Pontiac for the trip to California. 

ETHEL: This sea air makes me hungry. FRED: We haven’t even left the dock yet. (To the others) Wait till she finds out the food’s free. She’ll be the biggest bundle Britain’s ever seen.

No actual filming was done on the Consitution. Desi Arnaz recreated the ship on the Desilu soundstage, one of the most expensive sets in television history. 

Second unit footage of the actual Constitution in New York Harbor was intercut with studio footage, including aerial footage of the Constitution, the pilot boat, and the tug boat. In “Second Honeymoon” (set entirely on the ship), the plot emulates the film Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, ending with Lucy stuck in a porthole, just like Marilyn Monroe in the film. 

LUCY: Ethel, what’s the name of this boat? ETHEL: The S.S. Constitution, why? LUCY: From the way everybody’s paired up, I thought maybe it was the S.S. Noah’s Ark!

“Deep Sea Fishing” & “Desert Island” (1955) ~ While vacationing in Miami Beach, the Ricardos and Mertzes make use of a Cruis Along fishing boat.  Although Lucy and Desi had actually visited Miami the previous summer, this episode utilizes extensive second unit footage using doubles for the cast.

FRED: This Cruis Along is a dandy little boat, Rick!

In addition to the logo being clearly visible on the boat, Fred’s line gives the company verbal advertising. At some point, the company became a subsidiary of the Century Boat Company, which is still in business today.

The fishing boat scenes were re-created on a California sound stage using a water tank and rear projection for sea and sky.

“Lucy Takes a Cruise To Havana” (1957) ~ The very first hour-long adventure of the Ricardos and Mertzes tells how Lucy and Ricky met when she took a cruise from New York to Havana with her friend Susie MacNamara (Ann Sothern) in 1940. As usual, the episode combines studio footage and insert shots of the actual ship. 

The ship that Lucy and Susie sail on is the R.M.S. Caronia, which was a real-life Cunard Line vessel. However, the ship did not enter service until 1949 and this episode is set in 1940. Cunard was then known as Cunard-White Star Line.

Single Susie calls the ship the S.S. YWCA (Young Women’s Christian Association). Bachelorette Lucy mentions that she heard that this was the ship’s 'maiden’ voyage – making a pun about the lack of available men on board. Coincidentally, Fred and Ethel Mertz are on the ship as well – on a belated Honeymoon cruise - even though they were married in 1928!

Also sailing is crooner Rudy Vallee, who jumps overboard to escape his female fans. 

CRUISE DIRECTOR: “If Mr. Cunard ever hears about this I’ll be demoted to the Albany Night Boat.”

While filming second unit footage in and around Havana, revolutionary violence broke out. Desi instructed his crew to get out of there fast!  

Forever Darling (1957) ~ Lucy and Desi play Susan and Lorenzo Vega. Chemist Lorenzo is developing an insecticide and plans to test it on a camping trip with Susan, but rafting on the lake to collect specimens lands them both in the drink!

“Lucy Goes to Mexico” (1958) ~ The end of this hour-long episode is set aboard the U.S.S. Yorktown, one of 24 Essex-class aircraft carriers built during World War II for the US Navy.

The Admiral of the Yorktown says he’s been leery of actors ever since he saw The Caine Mutiny, the action of which is set on the U.S.S. Caine. The 1954 film starred "I Love Lucy” and “Comedy Hour” performers Fred MacMurray, Claude Akins, and Van Johnson. The stage play The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial was mentioned by Miss Hanna (Ellen Corby) in “Lucy Meets Orson Welles” (1956).

“Lucy’s Summer Vacation” (1959) ~ Lucy and Ricky escape to a lakeside cabin in Vermont. Unfortunately, it has been double booked - with Howard Duff and Ida Lupino. Howard and Ricky want to do nothing except fishing. Lucy drills holes in the row boat to keep the men in the cabin, not on the lake. 

The Arnaz family boarding the French Line’s S.S. Liberté in New York in 1959. Greeted by a line of the ship’s bellhops, one of who holds Lucy’s fur coat for the photo. Liberté was featured prominently in the Jane Russell film The French Line. Liberté made an appearance in the opening credits of the 1953 film How to Marry a Millionaire, as well as the 1954 classic film Sabrina, starring Audrey Hepburn and Humphrey Bogart. She was scrapped in 1962.

Facts of Life (1960) ~ Lucy and Bob Hope play married folks - but not to each other - who are flirting with infidelity. Abandoned by their spouses and a third couple for deep-sea fishing on their Acapulco vacation, Larry and Kitty bond on the high seas. 

“Lucy Buys a Boat” (1963) ~ Lucy talks Viv into buying a boat that’s barely seaworthy. When they finally get it on the lake, it slips away from its moorings, trapping a seasick Viv and a bossy Lucy without a sail. 

An ad in the Danfield appeals to Lucy, who said when she was a little girl she practically lived on boats.

Answer the call of the seven seas!  An unforgettable adventure for your whole family! For sale: 26 foot sailboat, sleeps 5, large galley, complete with trailer, only $100 down.  

Lucy says that Viv has brought enough seasickness pills for the Queen Mary. Lucy Ricardo also brought a supply of seasickness pills when sailing on the S.S. Constitution (above). 

Then the leaks start springing up!

Nautical Vocabulary!

VIV: “I’m afraid I’m just a landlubber at heart.”

Landlubber ~ Lubber is an old word (dating from the 14th century) meaning a clumsy or stupid person. The term landlubber refers to an unseasoned sailor.

VIV: “I’ll bet this is the first time anybody’s been shanghaied on a lake.”

Shanghaied ~ force someone to join a ship lacking a full crew by coercion or other underhanded means.

JERRY (to LUCY): “You’d better give us a rest, or you are going to have your first mutiny.”

Mutiny ~ an open rebellion against the proper authorities, especially by soldiers or sailors against their officers. The most famous in popular culture was in Mutiny on the Bounty, so Jerry is continuing the analogy of Lucy to Captain Bligh.

VIV (to LUCY): “Oh, go shiver yer timbers.”

“Shiver Me Timbers” ~ is an exclamation usually attributed to the speech of pirates in works of fiction. The word ‘shiver’ means “to break into small fragments or splinters” while the ‘timbers’ refer to the wooden support frames of old sailing ships. So the saying was most likely alluding to the shock of a large wave or cannonball causing the hull to shudder or split asunder.

LUCY (into telephone): “We’ve been working on her for days and she’s really yar!”

Yar ~ When a boat is trim, responsive, and in all ways lively in handling. In The Philadelphia Story (1940), Kate Hepburn’s character famously says about a boat “My, she was yar!”

In 1965, Lucy and Gary Morton attend the premiere of the film Ship of Fools, based on the book by Katherine Ann Porter set aboard an ocean liner from Germany from Mexico in 1933. The film was a punchline in “Lucy and the Little Old Lady” (1972). 

[ultimatetornshipper]

To bee or not to bee - a Jasonette fic

@moonlitceleste I almost let this die, I honestly really wanted it dead but alas it was clearly meant to bee 

(WARNING: contains puns, angst, crack and fluff. You have been warned)

If you don’t want to read my sarcastic/funny/fangirl commentary, skip the brackets

I have another bee movie au, i didn't plan it ("I don't claim to be proud. But my head won't be hung in shame. I didn't plan it. But the light turned red, and I ran it. And I'm still standing. It's not what I wanted, but now that it's right here. I understand it. A story written by my own hand" as quoted from Waitress), it just happened and i just couldn't resist. I'm not sorry

So what if instead of dying Joker turned Jason into a bee. Because Harley convinced him and told him that people were talking shit about him because he's named the Joker and they don't think he's funny. It surprisingly works. (Obviously Harley was the one who made the plan and did the magic I mean really what do u expect of Joker?)

Ok so now Jason’s a bee right? And he’s like 15 because .~:°*plot*°:~.

They look for him and Jason’s like flying around like, “Guys! Guys I’m right here!” Poor kid. (I mean I would make it funny but like angst)

Obviously they don’t understand him because he’s a fucking bee and Joker cackles madly and Harley laughs too but it doesn’t quite reach her eyes and it's kinda that laugh u do when ur supes overwhelmed and sound maniacal but like soft (I’m a simp for Harley being portrayed as the complex and beautiful character she id leave me be)

Jason is very sad. And also quite pissed

Not knowing what else to do he follows Batman home, he listens to them trying to find him, watches Dick freak out and Alfred wipe a tear the rest of the family doesn’t see.

Jason tries to approach Alfred, hoping he somehow recognizes what happened

He doesn’t, Alfred closes him in a glass and paper and takes him outside.

He sneaks back into the manor and sleeps in one of the flowers (it's a red tulip because aesthetic) next to his bed. He cries himself to sleep. (Can bees cry? Is this possible? Is this like a thing??? I don't need sleep i need answers)

The thing is even tho he's now a bee, he still has the durability of a human, so even stepping on him won’t crush him and he still has a human lifespan

Because Harley isn’t a monster and what Puddin didn’t know couldn’t hurt him. (Simping for Harley Quinn strike 2)

After a while at the manor and following them he decides he can’t stand it anymore. Alfred has thrown him out three times and Dick freaks out each time he sees him as he’s a tad allergic (read: he would die if stung)

Which is how Jason found out that getting hit with a newspaper wouldn’t kill him.

He leaves.

He’s a bee and it’s not like he knows about a way to reverse it.

But there was someone who might.

He goes to Arkham.

Luckily, Harley was still there. (YAY we get to see mah gurl)

He flies into her cell and she just watches him, then she seems to click. She gives him a small smile, “Hi birdie,” (she puns, honestly would make for a better clown of Gotham and I saw an idea for that once where she steals Joker’s title once and I’ve been yearning for it ever since)

She holds out a finger and he lands on it, she laughs but tears come to her eyes,” Hey at least you’re not dead. That was his original plan you know? To kill you with a crowbar. I convinced him this would be a cruller fate. I guess maybe it is, but at least this way... Ugh how the hell did I get here,” (Harley angst, honestly it’s all just self service at this point)

He simply stared at her as she cried, and he felt his heart clench. From here she looked so sad... not crazy, just broken.

She took a deep breath and looked at him seriously, “Look kid, there’s a way to get you back to normal, you just need to find someone, they’re called the Guardian of the Miraculous. They can help, I don’t know who or where they are, just follow your instincts. And come say hi when you get back, yeah? I could do with the... healthier company. And remember, I bee-lieve in you,” (Gasp what a shock, you mean to tell me Miraculous magic is gonna be involved in this Maribat au. Well I never what a shock. Also puns. Oh and she’s so nice to him. We love Harley in this house)

He sat there and studied her for a while more, there was more to her than it seemed. Than what he’d assumed.

But for now, he had his own problems to deal with.

She gave him a small wave as he left. (Adorable)

He left and started considering his options, as a bee, it would probably be safest to stay inside, away from birds and things that would view him as a snack.

Staying in Arkham seemed like his best option, as bad an option as it was.

Most of the prisoners wouldn’t have a second thought about trying to crush him.

A strong scent of flowers and plants suddenly came to his attention.

Of course! Poison Ivy. (Round 2 of me simping for beautiful, complex, badass women. Too bad Catwoman ain’t here.)

He followed the smell to her cell and saw her staring out of her small window. He was still taking a chance, but she loved plants and flowers and bees were important to those, weren’t they?

He flew to the window bars and sat on one. The moment she spotted him she smiled widely, in a soft way he hadn’t seen on her before. (Ahhhhh my darling plant redhead. I love writing the Sirens as soft badasses. Also has anyone noticed how rare brunettes are in superhero worlds? Like both in Marvel and DC but like irl brown is like a pretty damn common)

She held out her finger, “Hey there, little guy. A little far from home, aren’t we?”

She had no idea.

He landed on her fingertip and watched in awe as a flower and a few leaves formed on her hand. She let the flower grow itself around one of her window bars and held her finger next to one of the petals.

“There you go, it’s all I can manage with my power dampers. I haven’t had company in a while,” she said softly as he crawled into the flower. He made himself comfortable.

She laughed to herself and he saw her shaking her head, “Talking to a bee, well, I guess stranger things have happened,” (yeah ur crush is dating a green haired murderous psychopath and you get beat up by a billionaire in a batsuit on like a biweekly basis)

The flower was soft and warm and felt safer than he expected it to. He found that he could move between the petals but decided to curl up in the middle. (It's a pink rose this time because fuck yeah flowers)

He slept better than he had in days.

The next morning he took his leave, stopping only at the manor to say a mental goodbye.

Then he headed off.

Jason flew a lot the first few months, our boy was smart at least, travelling with a cruise ship on its way to Europe.

It was Spring in the Northern Hemisphere so he had until Autumn until it was in his best interest to head south to avoid the snow. He decided to head towards Africa when summer started coming to an end. (I have no reasoning for this, just that I want to)

His first spot would be the United Kingdom. Then he'd go through the rest of Europe following his instincts.

At least it was Spring.

Jason diligently searched through England, Scotland and Ireland but found nothing.

By the time he was done he realized it was time to start heading South. He’d decided to take another cruise to South-Africa, where it would be summer, he searched through the country until April. He would admit that he didn’t feel drawn to anything in any of their 9 provinces so his search wasn’t as diligent as in England. He didn’t feel anymore drawn to the neighbouring countries like Namibia or Botswana either.

(Once again no reasoning for why I picked these countries, I mean the French Hugonotes went there when they were fleeing from the French Catholics who wanted them dead so I guess I could make up some bullshit about Mari having an ancestor in common with someone there or maybe it was just the ship he could easiest get access I don’t know, you make something up)

Which was why he decided to go back to Europe as soon as April hit.

He hitched another ride on a cruise headed for France.

It’s been a year since he got turned into a damn bee.

He was sixteen now and while he’d seen some amazing things all through South-Africa (a place that proves that humans really do have a weirdly obvious way of naming things I mean the Amazon river and Chad Lake are just more examples really) as well as the United Kingdom, all he really wanted was to go back home, to be human again.

When he gets there he diligently makes his way through France, eventually arriving in Paris.

He lands on the tip top of the Eiffel Tower. As in the point of the antenna because why not.

During his year he realized that birds and other animals tended to avoid him, sensing his strangeness so that was at least one positive.

He stared out over the city. Well, the one good thing about this was definitely the views he’s been allowed to see.

That was until a massive explosion hit.

“What the fuck?” he said out loud, searching for the source. No one understood him, human or bee, but talking to himself reminded him of his humanity.

He found the source of the explosion but just as he started flying to its general direction, a blinding white light shone followed by a horde of ladybugs that were fixing everything that was wrong. (Imagine how scary this would lowkey be irl tho? Just a shit ton of Ladybugs descending on Paris my dude)

He decided that he needed a night’s sleep before he could even begin an attempt at deciphering what had just happened. He flew lower, finding a nice little balcony right above a bakery. And it had flowers. (I’ll give u five seconds to guess who this balcony belongs to)

He flew down, exploring.

He turned around when he heard a loud thump from behind him. What appeared to be a super heroine in red spandex with black spots had landed on the balcony.

She detransformed and started to talking to a floating bug- fairy thing. Strange. Though it wasn’t like he could judge, as an ex superhero sidekick who was thought to be dead but was actually a bee.

She disappeared down her trapdoor and he made himself comfortable in one of her flowers.

He slept soundly until somewhere during a night another thump woke him. He looked out of his sleeping spot to see a cat superhero stand on her balcony. He leaned down and knocked on her small trapdoor.

Ah, a teammate of hers, they were probably meeting about something, he thought as he heard her open up.

It didn’t take him long to realize that even though they were teammates, the cat, Chat Noir he later learned, was not aware of this fact.

Oh this was rich.

He couldn’t bee-lieve his eyes. (ok so Jason used self-referential puns but can you really blame him? It’s really just me and my pun problem so don’t blame the kid)

He was going on and on about his feelings for Ladybug, the girl’s hero form, that were clashing with his feelings for another girl he fenced with, while she listened, clearly fed up with it.

He also claimed that he thought that maybe they were one and the same. Which, to Jason, was hilarious as he was literally saying this to the actual Ladybug’s face.

Marinette- he learned from the Cat’s ongoing blabbering, he was a real blab-bee mouth, - was clearly tired, nodding half asleep, probably having heard it all before.

When he finally left Jason went to sleep again, incredibly amused and even more thankful that he was fluent in French. ( u think this is plot convenience? Just u wait mah dude iz about to get worse)

The next morning he decided to follow her to school. Which was how he learned of her huge crush on a boy named Adrien Agreste.

After learning the boy could fence thanks to Marinette’s obsession interest in him, he got suspicious.

Could it really bee? (not a typo)

After seeing the boy transform a month or two later for patrol he laughed like he hadn’t for over a year. It very much was. He'd spent the time staying on Marinette's balcony and decided to stay another week before moving on and continuing his search, after all, he couldn't stop now that he finally felt like he was getting close.

The next day she got home crying, claiming that Adrien had started dating someone else.

Kagami, she called the girl. Probably the fencer if he had to place a bet.

“I’m sorry, Marinette,” Tikki told the girl.

“That boy's an idiot,” he said, speaking his mind, another thing he’d gotten use to being allowed to do without consequence.

Marinette nearly jumped out of her skin, she looked around and he realized that she could hear him. He hadn’t really spoken too much before, at least not when she was around. He was usually content with watching her do whatever she was doing that day.

“Tikki, did you hear that?” she asked, Tikki nodded, her eyes landing on him.

“Oh,” the kwami said softly, flying over to him, “Oh, you poor thing, who did this to you?” (Tikki is the first ever mom friend and u can fight me on this)

He stared up at her, flying so that they were eye level.

Marinette gaped at them, heartbreak seemingly forgotten, “Tik- Tikki, are- who are you talking- are you talking to a – Tikki is that a bee?!” she finally spluttered out.

“No,” Tikki said, studying him, he felt his heart twist in hope and his stomach roll in surprise. Did she know?

“I mean yes, but no. He’s a boy whose been turned into a bee,” Tikki explained, turning back to Marinette.

“Oh,” Marinette said softly, turning to him. She held her hand out and after some hesitation he landed on her finger. She looked at him then back to Tikki.

How did they know? Would he really be that lucky? Was this real?

“Uhm, how?” she said, staring at him in disbelief. He tried shrugging but realized he couldn’t anymore- beecause of his- well if you haven’t caught on to the fact that he’s a bee by now you should really start from the beginning of this story.

“I don’t know, but Joker and Harley Quinn were involved,” he said.

Marinette stared at him in disbelief, blinking a few times. She sat in shock a few moments longer. (Our darling is an awkward lil bean, and while in media awkward is portrayed as cute, irl it isn’t, it’s just well… awkward. And we’re writing a serious and realistic fic about this sidekick of guy who wears a batsuit/billionaire's ward getting turned into a bee and falling in love with a magical girl fighting a butterfly man- none of this unrealistic nonsense)

Tikki flew over and sat on Marinette’s shoulder while her holder processed the information, the kwami stared at him sweetly, “What’s your name?”

He swallowed, he hadn’t said his name in ages, it stirred up something (emotion, it’s called emotion, Jason, you know? The thing Batman can’t process??) in him, “Jason Todd,”

Marinette seemed to finally snap out of her daze, “That sounds American. Are you American? Wait if Joker and Harley are involved then you’re probably from Gotham. Are you? Wait I’ve seen the name Jason Todd somewhere. Weren’t you some rich guy’s ward? It was all over the news last year, Alya wouldn’t stop talking about it for a month, she had a million theories. He was – you were announced dead two months after Robin was taken captive by Joker, everyone thought he was – you were killed. Joker made outrageous claims as they arrested him... saying that they’d never find Robin... that he’d all but disappeared in thin air... that he wouldn’t be the only one wearing stripes... I remember because he put a really weird emphasis on the words be and stripes and...,” her eyes widened and she gasped as she looked at him in what could only be described as pure shock. (Yes this happens, people can talk for this long and since I personally know headcannon that Marinette is ADHD this long ass paragraph is just another Tuesday bud)

He sat there, surprised that she figured it all out so quickly. (yeah bub it’s called plot convenience and it’s because of me, the writer, I don’t wanna focus on secret ID shenanigans, I got other plans for yall, also Mari is smart, don’t underestimate her)

“You’re Robin,” she breathed, “they turned you into a bee. Wait- How the hell did they turn you into a bee?!”

He chuckled, “Bee-lieve me I’ve been asking myself that question for more than a year,”

She bit her lip, seemingly contemplating his words and ignoring his pun, “Tikki do you know anything that could help? Do you think Miraculous magic-,”

He felt his heart stop, he flew up to her face, flying at eye level, “Wait, did you just say Miraculous? Harley said if I could find the Guardian of the miraculous, they could help me, do you know where they are? I’ve been looking for so long,” (‘°;~*.plot convenience.*~;°’)

Marinette blinked at him and Tikki's face dawned with realization.

“I’m the guardian of the miraculous,” Marinette said softly, “Tikki, that means I can help him, right?”

Tikki nodded and he had to dial down the hope in his heart because the look on her face told him there was a Kim Kardashian sized butt on the way.

“We can help him, but we’re gonna have to wait. (don’t look at me like that, do u want them to have time to bond or not?) You’re not trained enough to pull it off yet. If you were to do it now, all three of us would be out of commission for far too long, especially with Hawkmoth on the prowl,” Tikki said.

They must’ve been able to sense his sadness because they were staring at him with an incredible amount of pity. The amount was quite unsettling actually and he suddenly felt a primal like urge to pun. (An extract from my book: “My unhealthy coping mechanisms and how to use them,” specifically Chapter 8: “Humor hides the pain”)

Suddenly Tikki’s face lit up, the whiplash of her expression change throwing any notion of punning out the window.

“Well, there’s one thing we could do,” she said, excitedly, zipping buzzing around “If he wears a miraculous, he'll return back to human form while transformed,”

Marinette perked up at the idea, but confusion soon overtook her features, “But Tikki, most of the miraculous are bigger than he is,”

Tikki waved her away,” It’s fine it’ll work,”

“Ok,” Marinette said after a bit of thought. She stood and he followed while she started climbing down her skylight,” I’m thinking you can try each of them out for different patrols and then we’ll see which one matches you best. This could be fun, having some fun sized company while figuring out how to defeat Hawkmoth,”

He laughed, flying near her ear, “Fun sized, huh? I’ll have you know I’m considered tall in human form, unlike some of us,”

She laughed and rolled her still tear stained eyes, and so, the beginning of a bee-autiful friendship bloomed.

Marinette walked to her closet and Jason took in her room. It was very pink, but in a well-balanced way - it wasn’t completely overbearing. His eye caught on a few pictures of Adrien Agreste on her wall but figured now wouldn’t be a great time to bring it up. (Look he’s already more emotionally aware, #foreshadowing of character development)

She removed a big box from her closet. She opened it and it was filled with what appeared to be a bunch of scrap materials. At the bottom she removed a bigger bundle of black and red fabric and he flew closer.

She put it in her lap and Jason had to do a double take when he realized that her hands were glowing and what the actual fuck- it was a box now -fuck fuck fuck- why was it a box? How? What- Jason was pretty sure he did not sign up for this.

She put the box down in front of her and to his relief she opened her mouth to speak as she lifted the lid, so he’d understand everyth- and its jewellery.

The box contained jewellery. Animal themed jewellery by the looks of things.

He then realized that these were probably the other miraculous.

She looked over each artefact before handing him the yellow and black hairclip.

Out of all of them, she picked the bee miraculous.

“Hilarious,” he replied dryly, giving her a look, he realized too late she wouldn’t be able to register- on account of, well you know… (if u don’t know by now, you don’t get to find out anymore)

She gave him a grin and replied, “I certainly think it is,”

Her teasing expression turned into one of worry, “I mean we could switch it out if it makes you uncomfortable-,” (being a sassy people pleaser with no filters really do be like this tho)

He laughed, “Don’t worry, I’m only teasing. What do I do?”

Marinette opened her mouth to answer before obviously realizing that she didn’t have an answer. She turned to Tikki and the kwami had a fond smile on her face before turning to Jason. (Just Tikki casually mentor- moming Mari because Fu is useless)

“Just step on the miraculous, it’ll sense that you’re human,” the creature replied.

When he stepped onto the bee miraculous, its kwami appeared.

Pollen stared at him for a few seconds before she realized what was happening.

After an explanation about her power set and what exactly he could do in suit, he transformed.

He felt his human body appearing. He was taller and more built than he remembered being. His flying clearly had physical consequences then, not that he was complaining.

His suit included a pair of bee wings. His hair was longer than he remembered it being too.

He had a black leather jacket and combat boots. With it was a pair of practical black leggings and a yellow t-shirt with three thick black stripes. (The three stripes represent each one of his families, the Todds, the Waynes and The Dupain-Chengs, because I can) He also had a pair of black gloves. His boots had yellow laces. On his face was a black and yellow striped domino mask. The top sat on his hip. The bee miraculous sat on the middle of his chest in the form of a broach.

He all but sprinted to the mirror. He stared at his face, his blue eyes and his nose that never healed quite right after breaking it that one time. His black hair was messy and stuck up every which way, his cheekbones were as high as always, and he had a little bit of stubble and it was so familiar and so new all at once.

He touched his face, barely registering the tears flowing down his cheeks and laughed in relief. He was human again. This was real! He could- he was closer to normal than he ever thought he’d get to be.

He turned to Marinette who was staring up at him in shock. He picked her up and spun her around, laughing in joy. And after a moment she joined in. He put her down and put his hands on her shoulders, smiling widely, “Thank you. Thank you so much,”

She smiled up at him, a slightly sad look on her face, “I’m sorry, it’s not permanent,”

“Don’t be sorry. For the first time I have hope. It will be permanent eventually, and till then, I have you with me, right?” he squeezed her shoulder, still high on the feeling of hope and warmth and familiarity.

When he was overcome with the sudden urge to pull her into a hug, he didn’t resist.

He held her close, resting his chin on her head, “Damn, I missed this. Hugging, I mean. I haven’t... it’s been so long,” (not that he got all that many hugs from Bruce “emotionally constipated” Wayne)

She wrapped her arms around him, “I can imagine,”

They stood there a while before the time for patrol came along. She transformed and they made their way to the Eiffel tower, where they met Chat.

The cat themed hero rose his brow questioningly, “I thought we didn’t recruit new heroes unless it was an emergency?”

Ladybug smiled nonchalantly, “It’s Guardian business, he’s gonna be a permanent fixture in our team for at least a few months so we might as well get used to working as a team,”

Chat Noir eyed him wearily and he stepped forward, sticking his hand out, “Hi, I’m Blackback, nice to meet you,”

Chat Noir shook his hand and gave Ladybug a sceptical look, “An American? Really?”

“Please Chat, he's not American, it’s just the glamour hiding his actual accent,” she replied simply, shooting Jason a worried look.

He couldn’t give away his identity, but he was also technically a bee, he didn’t really have an identity to give away. So, her behaviour was strange. Unless she wanted to give him an identity somehow?

He couldn’t stop thinking about it for the rest of patrol.

When they got home Marinette revealed that she wanted to give him the fox miraculous. If they asked Trixx she would be able to design the costume in a way that allowed him to look like a normal civilian, without the mask.

Trixx's glamour was also stronger than the rest so his true identity as Jason Todd would be protected.

And she could help him fake an accent.

Since Marinette was a year younger than him he could just pick up where he left off school wise.

She convinced her parents that he was an exchange student in desperate need of a place to stay because the person he would’ve stayed with backed out last minute.

They agreed easily and Jason decided to not question it.

It was his third family. His second if you only counted non abusive ones. First if you wanted one with a healthy family dynamic.

They got him a fake birth certificate and name. He went with the alias Thomas Grayson. He thought it was kind of funny, and it paid homage to both Bruce and Dick. It gave him something from home to hold on to. (Jason isn’t really salty about not being avenged in this au, he didn’t die and Talia and the pit madness wasn’t there to egg on his anger. But maybe if I ever get back to this au we could do a thing with it… guess we’ll have to wait and see ;-) no promises tho)

He built himself another home with Marinette and her family. And before he knew it, he was happy again. He felt secure.

Through the weeks, he ingrained himself into Marinette's life. In a blink of an eye, they were best friends, and he couldn’t imagine life without her.

He loved living with her family as she trained to be strong enough to turn him back to normal.

He grew close to Marinette’s friends and was her shoulder to cry on about Adrien. He and Adrien got along pretty well, and he and Marc and Rose traded Literature jokes. Max would join in when it involved Shakespeare.

Then Lila happened. (She’s a staple in Maribat fiction. U can’t have Maribat without Lila. Or well u can but that’s usually a very specific au)

Her lies started out simple enough. Then she started manipulating everyone and he, Marinette, Chloe and Adrien were one scheme away from being ostracized. They sat in the back row.

They ignored her sneers and let her lie to her heart’s content. Then one day she said something that made both Marinette and Jason freeze.

“You know, I was childhood friends with Jason Todd (I know she usually gets the names wrong but like her knowing the name just makes this next bit better) You know, Bruce Wayne’s ward who died a while ago? It was just so sad. He grew up in a nice family but his parents both died in a car accident and Brucie took pity on him. He even let us keep in contact afterwards, since our parents were such good friends. We all miss them dearly of course. We were neighbours the year we lived in Gotham, you know? We'd play every day-,” she started fake crying, “Oh it just gets too much sometimes,”

But to Jason’s shock Alya didn’t move to console Lila, in fact, she was staring at the brunette in shock.

He turned his gaze to Marinette to see the girl wearing the biggest, coldest, most satisfied smirk. She rested her chin on her hands and grinned at Lila in a way that made shivers go down his spine.

He turned back, this ought to be good.

And it was.

Alya absolutely lost it.

She ripped Lila a new one and frankly? Jason was impressed. (Alya has a temper and she’s a fangirl, and we all know how we get when someone gets something wrong about one of our hyperfixations, even if it’s an old one so like yall can imagine how bad Lila had fucked up)

When an akuma flew in towards Lila, Alya grabbed it, staring the girl down with a fury he didn’t know she could possess, “Don’t you dare! Do you think I’m blind? I’ve seen how easily you get akumatized and this time I’m not letting it happen!”

Of course, Alya then got akumatized but hey it beat another version of Lila.

Everyone made up but they weren’t quite as close as before. Their group tended to consist mostly out of him, Marinette, Chloe, Adrien, Kagami and Luka.

Other than that incident and akuma attacks, life was pretty good.

In fact, it was great.

He and Marinette would spend nights on her balcony, laughing and slow dancing. They star gazed and went on patrols. He helped her when she got nightmares and she returned the favour. They went on long walks and spent the holidays together. They crammed for tests and he played model for her designs. They worked in the bakery and hung out with their friends both in and out of suit. They’d joke about his technical bee-ness and he and Chat drove her mad with puns. In retaliation she’d introduce him as her bee friend to people or only give him honey and bee themed things. (ok this sentence sounds weird but I mean like when she brings them sweets from the bakery to snack on while working and stuff.)

And one laugh, memory and fight at a time, he started to fall. (I just want good things for Jason, and really can you blame me?)

Through the months, he kept up to date on the news about Bruce Wayne and Marinette held his hand each time a new kid joined his brood. She reminded him that no child could be replaced and reassured him that of course Bruce would want him back when they figured everything out.

And if he didn’t, she’d kick his ass into space, and he’d stay with her family in Paris- a family she made sure he knew he was a part of.

He helped Sabine in the kitchen and was the only one who came closest to beating Marinette’s Ultimate Mega Strike 3 record. Tom taught him to shave and bake. He was integrated into their family and they treated him as part of the family.

But even if they were giving him everything they were, he missed Bruce. And Dick. And Alfred. And Barbara. And Gotham. He missed them all so much. He missed home.

So, 14 months later, when Marinette told him they had a meeting with the Justice League about the Hawkmoth situation, Jason felt his heart skip a beat.

“What?” he asked softly, his eyes brimming with tears (Marinette taught him how to emotion, you see. So Jason is emotionally stable-ish enough to cry without feeling embarrassed about it), “I get to see him again?”

Marinette nodded and hugged him from behind, “I’m planning on telling him what happened. Is there anything you can tell him to verify who you are?”

Memories from a million years ago entered his mind, “Yes,”

She took his hand and took a step back, “And I think I can fix you before we go, I’m strong enough. But I’d still like your help in the final battle, I mean I know you’re going home but...,”

He tucked a strand of her hair behind her ear and smiled, “Of course, Pixie. I’ll always be there for you when you need me,”

He pressed a kiss against her forehead, a movement so familiar it was practically a part of him. He pulled her close and cried into her hair.

“What if he doesn’t believe me?” he asked softly, after a while, resting his chin on top of her head.

“He will,” she replied, tightening her grip around his waist.

They both knew she had no guarantee of that. That she had no way of knowing for sure. Neither of them did.  And it scared him more than he wanted to admit.

The next day they do the magic turning back thing. It freaks him out quite a bit but not as much as her revealing the miraculous freaked him out the first time, you get kinda used to the magic shenaniganary. They’re both passed out for an hour afterwards and when they wake up, he holds her, crying, because he was finally, finally back to normal and this was real and permanent, and it was over.

She cried with him and held him, and they then went out and he wore a shirt she made for him, and they got ice cream the next day. They celebrated some more and went to the park with the squad and they had a picnic.

It was better than he ever could've imagined.

While the sun was setting, they stood back on her balcony, where they first spoke all those months ago, slow dancing. He pulled away and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and smiled at her as the orange light of the sunset shone on them. (So aesthetic)

“Thank you, Marinette, for everything,” he says as he rubs his thumb across her cheek. His hand holding her face. She puts her hand over his and closes her eyes, savouring the moment.

She opened her eyes again and smiled, “I’d do it again and more, if it meant I’d get to be with you,”

He started leaning down, “If I lost you, I’d fly all over the world just to find you again,”

She raised to her tip toes, faces millimetres from one another, blue bells meeting ice, “So it was all worth it in the end?”

He moves closer, eyes searching hers. “Definitely,” he breathes.

She closes the distance, and he picks her up and spins her around. They break apart and their laughter fills the air.

(now that’s enough fluff, allow me to drown you in angst)

The next day they stood on the Eiffel tower. She took his hand, “Let’s recap. I go in, we have our Hawkmoth meeting, then I ask if I can speak to Batman and Nightwing alone. Then I tell them I found you, then I give them – are you sure it’s necessary for me to give them your blood, hair and a cheek swab? Isn’t that overkill?” (Batman is serious about his no kill rule, but he’s also serious about his there’s no such thing as overkill rule)

He shook his head and she sighed, “Okay. Then I give him means to contact me and I come back. Now remember they might take a while to process and they won’t necessarily call immediately-,”

“What if they never call?” he asked, gripping her hand tightly.

She ran her finger softly through his hair, “Then you have us to help you get through it,”

He nodded, she kissed his cheek and stepped through the portal with Queen Bee, Chat Noir and Viperion. He and Ryuuko stayed behind as backup, he wielded the Fox miraculous these days, but kept the name Blackback, always wearing a black leather jacket no matter the transformation.

He and Ryuko discussed fighting styles, she was kindly trying to distract him, and if it had been anything else he needed distracting from, it would’ve worked.

So passed the slowest forty-five minutes of his life. Chat Noir and Queen Bee exit a portal and so the wait for Marinette and Luka began.

She and Bruce were talking now. Bruce would know he was alive. This was make or break for him. Luka was nearby to act as back up worst-case scenario.

He felt a hand on his shoulder, followed by someone taking and rubbing circles on his back. He looked down to see Ryuuko on his one side and saw Chat Noir on his other.

“We’ve got you,” Chloe said standing in front of him, hand on his unoccupied shoulder.

He swallowed and nodded. She squeezed his upper arm and met his gaze, “Breathe, you’re safe, honey,”

So, 30 more minutes pass. They sit down and somewhere along the line Chat goes and grabs a dozen croissants from the bakery.

In another situation he might’ve laughed. He’d baked this morning’s batch and now he got to eat some of it for free, of course, technically he could get others for free too but-

The portal opened behind them and Ladybug and Viperion stepped out. He noted that she didn’t have the bag of his DNA with her anymore.

She smiled softly at him, “Now we wait,”

And wait they did.

They waited two weeks.

And then the burner phone that's number they'd given Bruce rang.

Jason froze, Marinette jumped up and ran to get it.

He couldn't move as she walked over and put the phone on speaker, she grabbed his hand and he held onto her for dear life.

"We can both hear you now, Nightwing," she said.

There was a beat of silence on the other side of the line, "Can he- If you're- can I speak to him? In- um- private?"

Marinette looked at him, and he nodded. She took the phone off speaker and handed it to him.

He held it up to his ear and squeezed his eyes shut, focusing on the circles Marinette were drawing on his hand with her thumb.

"He- hey Dick," he said. He heard his brother's breathing hitch, followed by a few seconds of silence.

"When did Batman find you?"

"25th May 2017,"

"Who's your favourite author?"

"Mary Shelley tied with Jane Austin,” he replied.

Dick stayed silent for too long and before he could stop himself the words fell from his mouth, desperation clinging to each syllable,” My favourite- my favourite playwright is Shakespeare, and my favourite school subject is English. If I could pick any day job it would be being a writer. My favourite colour is blue. Alfred has a secret fear of dolphins. You have had a ridiculously huge crush on Barbara for years and she had no idea, and I found a picture you drew under your old room's bedside table of you two getting married. I folded the picture up and hid it in a small box of memories I kept in the farthest corner of my closet under clothes I never wore. I have a round scar on the lower left side of my back where Willis Todd burned me with a cigarette when I was 5 that you don’t know I know you know about. My first Christmas at the manor you found me in the rose garden cutting a few off to take to my mother's grave and I was terrified that you would yell at me but instead you drove me to the graveyard and that was the day I decided to give you a real chance. I despise carrots but I eat them when Alfred makes them because I don't want to be a burden. And I-," he choked on a sob- when had he started crying?

He took a shuddering breath, and swallowed some of his tears, trying to make sure the words got out right, "I've missed you guys for every single second that I've been gone,"

His stomach tied itself up in a million knots as the silence stretched on. He could hear Dick moving the phone.

"Can I speak to Ladybug again please?" A female voice he didn't recognize said.

He handed the phone to Marinette and pressed his hand over his mouth to try to contain the sobs. He felt like a knife was twisting his stomach. He couldn't even hear what Marinette was saying. (I’m going through something irl and as a result u guys get to read angst by the bucketloads and I regret nothing)

Dick didn't want to talk to him. He should've just answered the question, he shouldn't have given all the extra information. Now they were never going to believe that it's really him and he would never see them again. Maybe they knew it was him and they just didn't want him-

"Jason, breathe with me," he heard Marinette's voice. His eyes latched onto hers like a lifeline, he became aware of her hands holding his.

She took his face in her hands and rested her forehead against his, in a motion so familiar that it came as easy as breathing. Well as easy as it usually was to breathe, right now excluded.

After he calmed down, she explained to him what they discussed. They would go to Gotham and meet and discuss things from there.

They wanted to meet him, but they still didn’t completely believe that it was him. He knew this for a fact because they had organized for M’gann to be there to confirm what he was saying. (Yassss M'gann my darling girl, I adore out lil Martian)

Marinette had suggested that they meet in the Batcave in an hour. Everyone had agreed. He assumed she had a plan as to why she wanted to wait. And he trusted her, so he waited for her to explain.

“I want to take the team, as backup. If you’re not comfortable with it, I want to at least take Luka. I would suggest just letting one of us wield is miraculous, but his Second Chance Timer limit is an hour so it would be most beneficial,” she said, gesturing with the hand that wasn’t holding his.

He nodded, sitting up straighter, but not releasing his grip on her hand, “We can bring the team, it’s smart to have backup. Besides if things go haywire, we have Luka to stop us.”

“Then let’s go get our team, love,”

(oh, I should probably mention that only he and LB knows everyone’s Identities. Or well rather no one knows like officially. Like everyone lowkey knows everyone's and a few of them have officially revealed themselves to each other, but not everyone is officially revealed to everyone and Mari and Jason are the only ones who aren’t officially revealed to anyone else, it’s kinda like the vibes of knowing your best friend is queer but not saying anything because they haven’t officially come out yet but like you know because they ain’t nearly as subtle as they think. Like that aesthetic.)

Anyway, 50 minutes later, they’re all gathered on the Eiffel Tower. Jason saw Marinette give Luka a nod to reset his timer. Suddenly he was enveloped in a light with a scratch that wasn’t there a few seconds before on his cheek, his expression quite annoyed.

Marinette immediately furrowed her brows, “How many times?”

Viperion shook his head, “Don’t worry, only one so far, but they try to restrain us. We’re gonna have to try plan b this time,” Everyone nodded, they waited two minutes before the agreed upon time and Mari opened a portal, but instead of appearing out in the opened, they hid in the shadowy parts of the cave.

Jason used his illusion to hide them from any observant eyes and they spread out a bit. He and Mari stayed together, Cloe flew to get a higher perspective and hide Viperion on one of the cave’s many ledges while Chat just moved a few feet away to have a slightly different hiding spot. Kagami dropped into her wind form and was flying above them to eavesdrop, she’d go to Luka if she heard anything of importance so he could go restart again.

They’d be one step ahead of the Bats no matter what they pulled, after all, they had all the time in the world.

They watched them all get into position as time neared. Jason didn’t know all the kids but recognized them from the news.

Dick, Bruce and M’gann stood near the bat computer with Barbara – who was in a wheelchair but that was a realization to deal with later- and Alfred.

The minute they were supposed to appear Jason cast another illusion to make it appear as though they had arrived. As expected, weapons and restraints immediately swarmed on them, each kid going for a different miraculous member. Too bad the images turned into orange dust as soon as they touched them.

The tiny one in the Robin uniform was red in the face and immediately started throwing a tantrum, “Father! They’ve tricked us-,”

Before he could get another word out, Chloe mass-venomed the horde of kids that we’re sent to attack them. He counted Black bat, Red Robin, Batgirl, Signal and Robin. They were all frozen in the middle of the room and before the others near the computer could move, Kagami trapped them in a (rather large) ring of fire. They had enough space to move around comfortably but if they tried approaching the edge the flames would grow larger.

Batman growled and his eyes searched through the cave, but he wouldn’t see them, no matter how hard he searched.

Jason stared at them. Dick was also searching the cave, but he seemed to look more hopeful than angry. Alfred seemed his usual calm self and Barbara was glancing around the cave more subtly. He didn’t bother looking at the rest of the batkids because M’gann was staring right at him, staying right where she was despite her ability to fly.

“Hi, Jason,” she softly spoke into his mind, he felt emotion overwhelm him, she’d known him before everything, and she knew it was him and it was a lot.

He knew she wasn’t probing around his brain for information like he was sure Bruce had asked her to, she didn’t have to, she knew it was him.

“Can you please tell me why we’re surrounded by fire?” she asked.

“We have a time traveller,” he replied.

“Ah, not a fan of Bruce’s restrain and question method, then? Can’t say I blame you, though I do think you’ve proven your point,”

“You really think it’s a good idea to release all of them?” he asked sceptically.

“… Good point. Maybe leave the brood in the middle in whatever frozen state they’re in and just let us in the fire out. They really just think it’s too good to be true… Jason, I won’t let them hurt you,”

“Okay,” he agreed softly. He turned to Marinette and gave her a slight nod. She returned with one of her own.

They walked over to Kagami’s ring of fire and he held their illusion until they were right in front of it. He held on to it for a bit to make sure everyone else would be able to stay in position. Chloe would keep the cavalry venomized and Chat and Viperion would stick to the shadows, unless necessary.

Jason dropped the illusion and watched four heads snap to him. M'gann simply gave him a soft smile and a nod of encouragement.

Kagami moved herself to stand next to Marinette and turned back into her human form, glaring at them with a silent warning.

Their attention was elsewhere, though. For a long time they just stood there and stared at one another in silence. They studied every part of one another they could see.

His eyes caught on Barbara’s wheelchair and he felt ready to destroy whatever put her there. She met his eyes and he held her gaze. She must’ve seen something there because she gave a small smile as she allowed a few tears to escape her eyes.

“Miss Martian?” Batman broke the silence like a cheap dinner plate, shattering it in a matter of seconds.

“It’s him,” M’gann answered without a hint of hesitation.

It was Alfred that moved first. He took a few hesitant steps towards him and before Jason knew it the man was in front of him. Alfred reached out and put a hand on his shoulder, desperately studying him for a moment before pulling him into a hug only Alfred could give.

It took Jason a moment to respond but when he did he returned it wholeheartedly.

After a few minutes they pulled apart and it took him a moment to realize that they’d both started crying. When he looked up Dick was only a few feet away. The moment Alfred stepped away Dick pulled him close.

“I thought you were dead, kid. I thought I’d never see you again, I thought I lost even more family. You were too young, too innocent. Fuck Jason,” Dick whispered, tightening his grip, “I’m so glad you’re alive,”

Jason held on to his brother and that night they cried about terrible endings and broken beginnings. They cried about lost time and found family.

It wasn’t the end yet, Hawkmoth was still terrorizing Paris and he had no idea what Bruce thought yet. There were all his other kids, his brothers and sisters. There were his teammates and the incredible story of how he’d been turned into a bee of all things.

They had a lot of catching up to do.

But just for a moment, a strand of a singular moment, he had his brother in his arms again and he was back home. His first real home.

Things weren’t perfect, as things rarely are but it didn’t matter. Because part of the beauty of life is how it builds and breaks us in a cycle of love and loss.

And that night they laughed with a lightness and joy none of them had fully been able to hold onto in years.

 I hope you guys enjoyed!

This is lowkey totally gonna be the au I go to when I don’t know what to write lol, maybe write a bit of what happens afterwards or a part of everything during the year he lived with Mari them or just y’know shenanigans

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For the gemstone asks, citrine, ametrine, and labradorite for whoever you're thinking of most!

~ starshine-selfships

Mmm....my dear @starshine-selfships. I think you know who I'm thinking of right now. He's always been with me through it all, and the reason why I made this self shipping blog in the first place. His name of course, is Atsushi Nakajima, and I wouldn't have it any other way! 😉💖

Alright here we go!

Citrine: What are some of the most memorable places you have visited with your F/O?

Honestly, some of the most beautiful places I've ever visited with my husband was in Yokohama itself. Just seeing the local wildlife, national parks, and cherry blossom festivals are enough to get me emotional with how gorgeous it is. Of course, that's not to say we haven't visited other places either!

For our honeymoon, me and Atsushi actually went on a river cruise from France to Italy to look at their breathtaking countryside. We walked around a bit through northern France's lavender fields in Provence, and tasted their lavender based wine. We also had French and Italian street food and took delight in walking through the charming little cobblestone towns. We even went on a real Italian gondola boat ride through the canals in Venice, and it was so goddamn romantic! Aaahhhhh! 💗💕💖💘💞💓💝 (And yes, we did make out a bit in the back of the gondola and made the gondolier driver VERY uncomfortable afterwards. We didn't even notice until I saw the driver glaring and clearing his throat at us during the end of the ride! Hahahaha! 😂😂😂)

Ametrine: How do you and your F/O deal with cold weather? Which of you favours it more?

As you have probably already know, I am very uncomfortable with any sort of cold weather. I can tolerate it just like summer heat, but I am NOT a winter girl either lol. My husband prefers it more to be honest. He's not bothered by the cold since he knows he can use his own ability to keep himself warm.

He loves transforming himself partially into a tiger so he could be my own cuddly furnace if I need heat from the harsh Japanese winters. And eyyy... he's pretty good at it! Atsushi's arms are like huge, soft, fuzzy heaters. He can soothe me right away the moment he starts loudly purring and chuffing to make me laugh and relax, and I don't mind any bit of it at all. 🥰💗💕💖💘💞💓

Labradorite: What do you think the future holds for you and your F/O? Do you have any particular plans?

Hmm, well I know for sure that getting married was definitely the top of our bucket list! Haha! Aside from that, we definitely want to travel more and expand our point of view aside from what we already know in Japan or the United States. As for children, we're still unsure whether we should be having them.

To be honest, Atsushi shares the same anxiety I do about it, and he wants to make sure that we're both throughly confident and positive we want this. That means we need to do a lot of therapy, self work, and self reflection before we finally decide on such a huge responsibility as that. The best part is that he's unconditionally accepting of me, and he doesn't care if we have children or not. He just loves me the way I am, and he's chill about whether we have them in the future or not. (If we ever do have children, we will more than likely go for adoption! 🥰💗)

I just...love my husband so goddamn much. He's made me a more positive, bubbly, and confident woman from the inside out. And I think I've done the same for him. He's so much more confident, outspoken, and daring than he was almost 10 years ago. I'm proud of him as he is of me, and that's all I could ever ask for. 🐯🖤🤍 x 💛🌹🍷 ✨

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-Hailey Napier -Blake Napier -Alex Knutson 2/3 -Elle Petschl -Sam Petschl -Anna Lynch -Ana Rae Miller -Brenna Hudson -Madeline Huletz -Claire Kennedy -Connell O’Brien -Max Tychsen -Dylan Inman -Austin Budke -Cameron Sackett -Elliot Knapp -John Mark Lambert -Colby Franklin -Season 3 -Theme Conquering -Depicts The Fall Of The Roman Empire -Combat Tactics -Strategies -In Places That Trigger Fear -“X Ambassadors - Renegades” Feel -Austin Olson -Chris Torlai -Kevin Hall -Matt Mead -Max Liebl -Nathan Lantz -Nathan Rodland -Oak Griffith -Sean Redmond -Stefan Andonian -Tanner Patnode -Travis McGuire -Wes Concepcion -Ben Affleck -Christian Bale -Tom Cruise -Cavill -Simon Pegg -Sam Quinby -Garrett Yrigoyen -Ben Higgins -Peter Weber -Jack Weber -Chris Harrison -Arie Luyendyk -Jason -Blake -Jared Haibon -Chris Soules -Jordan -David -Joe Sessa -Josh Canova -Graham Bennett -Kevin Park -Aaron Park -Julien Isnardon -Armie Hammer -Maurice Laab -Keegan Selby -Tyler Pichette -Season 4 -In Heaven With Henry And Malcolm

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3 Witches History on Earth -Malcolm in Heaven -Hocus Pocus -Vietnamese Girls -Trang Nguyen -Nguyen Ha My -Yen Nguyen -Written By Henry And Malcolm

4 Paris by Night in Modern Time -Presidents -Ben Affleck -Leonardo DiCaprio -1/4 Europeans -Brody Jenner -1/4 Asians -Japanese -Chiaki Kuriyama -Substitute -Cheyenne Stacey Powell -Administration -Nia Nguyen -Stephanie Che -The Bachelor Girls -The Bachelorette Girls -Clothes -Elementary And Middle School -Less Normal -High School -Fashion -College -Travel After College -Love

5 Ancient Forests -Josh Brueckner -Katie Betzing -“131 Tall Tree Guys” IGTV video -“Soft, Tender, Delicate” IGTV video -The Bachelor -The Bachelorette

6 Toys

7 Song Dynasty (960-1279 AD) -Inventions -Movable Type Printing (1041-1048 AD) -Gunpowder (1000 AD) -Compass (1100 AD) -Paper Money (11th century) -Arts -Music -Literature -Philosophy -Theme Romance -Marco Polo -Born in Venice -Silk Road -Visited China (1275-1292 AD) -Father and Uncle -Lingchi Torture -TVB Actors/Actresses -Kenneth Lam -Kacie Lo -Chloe Tsang -Clarissa Chan -Jessica Yi -Danny Shin -Joyce Lin -Shin -Alex Landi

8 Ancient Egypt -Theme Revenge, Ruling, Warfare -Pharaoh -Pyramids -Sphinx -Nile River -Farming -Hieroglyphics -New Kingdom (1570-1069 BCE) -Kings Are Called Pharaohs -Golden Age -Wealth -Prosperity -Power -Wars -Burned alive -Thrown into river with crocodiles -Charli/Dixie D’amelio -Addison Rae -“Roosevelt High School” IGTV video -Andrew Mead -Austin Perlatti -Bret Johnson -Carter Rey Johnson -Casey Manso -Christopher Wilson -Clay Barton -Colby Foss -Connor Bennett -Dalton Bond -Derek Pedersen -Hayden Njos -Jake Zylstra -Jared McAboy -Jeff Seid -Jett DiPalma -Jordan Kirkland -Ken Williams -Kevin Brown -Kevin Hall -Kevin Kennedy -Kramer Fairclough -Leo Trotz -Marco Amalfitano -Max Liebl -Michael Leverenz -Mike Suguro -Mitchell Booth -Nathan Lantz -Nathan Rodland -Matt Fisher -Nick Fisher -Nick Watson -Oak Griffith -Ozamataz Buckshank -Pabi Dhaliwal -Pat McGuire -Pierre Groenewald -Roddy Hanson -Ryan Johnson -Scott Andrew -Seth Gunning -Seth Shields -Sheldon Stober -Stephen Bishopp -Tanner Patnode -Taylor Tinney -Wes Concepcion -Zane McCanless -“Soft, Tender, Delicate” IGTV video -“INNA - Amazing” IGTV video -Elizabeth Rodland -Armie Hammer -Chace Crawford -Franky Cammarata -Johannes Huebl -Sean O’Pry -Blake Horstmann -Jan -Joe Sessa and his friends -Matt/Abby Howard -Taylor Dean -Kelley Flanagan -Jessica Clarke -Madison Prewett -Lindsey Allemeier -Katie Betzing -Ben Higgins -Hannah Ann -Ian Spear -Laguna Beach -Lauren -Kristin -Stephen -Talan -Jessica -Taylor -Adam Newton -Sean Lowe -Catherine Giudici -Brianne Schmidt -Connell O’Brien -Tyler Pichette -Hannah Brown -Max Tychsen -Dylan Inman -Tyler Cameron -Taylor Phillips

9 Mesopotamia -Daily Life -Learning To Be A Scribe -Ziggurat -One Of The Seven Wonders -Hanging Gardens -The Fertile Crescent -Invented The Plow -People Of The City-States -Nobles -Priests -Merchants -Scribes -Craftworkers -Free Farmers -Enslaved People -Farmers Who Did Not Own Their Land -Cut One Hand Off -Women’s Legal Status

10 Ancient Greece -Philosophers -Socrates -Plato -Aristotle -Mathematics/Science -Euclid -Archimedes -Eratosthenes -Hippocrates

11 Greek Gods/Goddesses -Athena, Goddess of Wisdom -Parthenon Temple

12 Alexander the Great

13 Medieval Europe (500-1500 AD) -Theme Suffering -Boiling -Baking -Burning -Brazen Bull -Cooking -Stretching Bones -Sleep Deprivation -Quartering -Children’s Crusades -Castles

14 Islam -Muhammad -Arabia -Persia -Pillars -Architecture -Learning -Astronomy -Algebra -Medicine -Mapmakers -1001 Nights Book

15 India In The Middle Centuries -Taj Mahal

16 Central/South America -Theme Coming of Age -Maya -Toltec -Aztec -Tenochtitlan -Teotihuacan -Olmec -Inca -Cotton -Maya Calendar -Maize Corn -Metal -Writing -Soccer -Rituals -Religious Ceremonies

17 Europe (1400-1750 AD) -Peasant Revolts -Wars -Renaissance -Coldplay -Exploration -North/South America -Slavery -Imperialism

18 Industrial Revolution (Late 1700s AD) -England

19 Nations in Conflict (1775-1921 AD) -Revolutions -Independence -Nationalism -Ending Ancient China

20 1900s Conflict -Hitler -Russia -Japan -Westernization -Communism -World War I -World War II -Cold War -Berlin Wall -Technology -Advancements -Independence -Space Race

21 1900s Fun -China -Shanghai -David Kangmeng -South Korea -Fashion -Music -Recreation -France -Coffee -Restaurants -Sex -Hugh Jackman -Germany -Hugh Jackman -Spain -Hugh Jackman -Great Britain -Hugh Jackman

22 United States 1970-1990 -Fraternity -Fun -Matt Damon

23 Adulthood in the United States -The Bachelor -The Bachelorette -City -Country -Jobs -Relationships -Financial Problems -Making It In Hollywood

24 Masculinity -Male To Male Friendships And Siblings -Domination -Dealing With Girls

25 Comedy PBN Part 2 “Spin Off” -Continues After “Paris By Night In Modern Time” -Age Around 30+ -Van Son Cast -Similar To “Adulthood in the United States” And “Virtues of Harmony II” But Different

26 Countryside “Que” In VN -Theme Suffering -Financial Problems -Hard Living -Making It As Singers -Dating Singers -Accidents -Human To Human Crimes -How To Get To The United States

27 Physical Buildings And Transportation -Thailand, Malaysia, And Singapore -Hotels -Motels -Apartments -Bars -Clubs -Supermalls -Supermarkets -Companies -Motorcycles -Taxis -Trains -Airports -Gambling

28 Companies And Corporations -India And The Middle East -Work Time -Play Time

29 Modeling -Brazil, Portugal, And Spain -Amazon Rainforest -Rio De Janeiro -Marcello Alvarez -Jobs -Pay Less -Require Effort -Tired -Time Consuming -High School Drop Out -Saving Money -Criminal Offenses -Competition

30 Hierarchy In Society -Mexico -Poor -Rich -Cartels -Illegal Immigration To The United States -MTV Reality And Game Shows -Cabo San Lucas -Travel To The Caribbean

31 Route To Antarctica -Theme Living With Air Pollution 1990s -Chile -Santiago -San Antonio -Argentina -Buenos Aires -Andes Mountains -Lake Titicaca -Atacama Desert -Tierra Del Fuego -Tip Of South America -Cape Horn -Herding Farm Animals -Biking

32 High School In Vietnam -Movie Length Duration -Fun During School -Hard Times Outside Of School

33 United States Road Trip -Washington -Oregon -California to East Coast -Variety Of Climates -Route 66

34 Girl Pornstars -Hot Girls -Hard Past -Family -Friendships -Relationships -School -Money -On The Street -Need Food -Need House -Need Home -Models -Real -Instagram -Victoria’s Secrets -Pornstars -Feelings -Resentful -Fearful -Anxious -Apprehensive -Insecure -Suspicious -Trust -Travel -Making It In The Porn Industry

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[tehfloridaman-blog]

Gonzo: Champagne Problems.

The feeling of having stepped in gum is pure fury. Rage unrestrained. Not just mild annoyance, but plain annoyance. The trademark sticky sensation at the bottom of my shoe brought a groan from my lips and a cry of “Goddammit, I stepped in gum!” To me, that was the worst possible outcome of walking to my sixth period class and having to suffer the constant sticking of my shoe to the ground as it accumulated whatever junk was on the unwashed floor of the school’s corridors.

Hair, bits of food, plastic--all of it sticking to this blemish on my footwear. Adding to the sensation that my sole had become like the sucker of an octopus each time it touched the ground. So, yes, I was particularly annoyed that someone had just opted to spit out their gum RIGHT there where I failed to see it. Whatever happened to trashcans?

Oh. Right. Bees happened. Lemme tell you--we had a bee infestation in one of the courtyard trashcans for about...three weeks? Maybe more? Point is, these buzzing lil’ shitheads occupied that trash bin like the Nazis occupied France in World War 2. You could not go near this bin without a dozen bees flying all around it, threatening to kamikaze you at any moment--and they never did, either! It was just  the constant fear of it any time you went to throw something out.

Forget throwing things out at all, actually. Any time you so much as put a tiny bit of pressure onto the pile of trash in that bin, you would wake the swarm. Like kicking an anthill but instead of using your foot it’s an empty Doritos bag. Then you had the people who intentionally bothered this things. On multiple occasions. 

The most noteworthy had to’ve been the guy who sat at this table of people who I could only call barely functional at the best of times. Crude, rude and totally removed--more than once I could overhear their entire conversations not by virtue of only being a few meters away but because they yelled these chats at each other. 

Back to this guy, though. Motherfucker dropkicked the can onto its side and woke up the swarm. Had to be pushed by his friends into picking it back up; how he managed to not get stung makes him a decent mad lad in my book. 

Now I can see your question: “Brandon, why not use another trashcan?”, well my dear reader that is because the nearest one was a firm fifteen second walk away compared to the five of the other one...aaaand it was also bee infested for about a week. I couldn’t even tell you why the fuckers swarmed them. Even after the bins were cleaned of all their contents, they still came to them. 

It’s like something you’d see in a third world country. “Pa! I can’t throw out the trash!” “Why not, son?” “There are bees in the trashcan again!” That’s prolly the closest I’ve ever come to a third world country. Well, I can think of another time. My trip to Jamaica.

This here’s the second image you get when you google Jamaica. Hell, I think the first two dozen or so are solely pictures about how beautiful of an island it is! Don’t get me wrong, Jamaica’s beautiful. The cruise itself was quite some time ago, not when I was super young, but young...er. Maybe five years ago? 

Anywho, trip was hella fun. Went rafting (the only not-fun part was the giant spiders along the sides of the rivers, I started screaming my ass off when one of them almost touched my foot), had some quality food (some kinda ribs with sauce) and then just...went back to the boat. Of course, the experience wasn’t that simple.

Alllll throughout the journey on this island there were just hints that we weren’t getting the full picture. Our Jamaican guides telling us at the stop we were making to begin our raft journey there would be people trying to sell us stuff because we were tourists. Sure enough there was a crowd of about ten to fifteen people trying to give us these cheap electronics still in their original store packages, shouting in broken English while we repeated the same phrase our guides had told us “No thanks, we don’t want it”. 

As we set off on our journey downstream I vividly remember seeing five young boys, clad in their birthday suits as they leaped into the clear waters we had paid money to raft down. This was their land, not ours. It never even struck me until years later that they didn’t even have bathing suits on. At the food spot, a patio area by the edge of a beautiful forest on the back of some old Jamaican house, there was a feral dog. Almost got my hand bit by the thing because, being a stupid kid, I thought it wasn’t starved and had zero domestication.

The most important part of my journey into the reality we don’t see was when my dad and I were waiting to board the ship again, standing by the dock as we were given a view of the local town. My younger eyes focused on a black and white cat sitting in a dug-out area underneath a building. In retrospect, I see the full picture of a crowded street, men dressed in unfitting clothing--some with shoes, some with sandals. Some barefoot. Grey, dirtied streets matching the one to two story buildings on either side of it. The cat was cute, at least, though I don’t blame my dad for not letting me go and pet it.

Going back to present day, after my teacher berated me for using the Lord’s name in vain (I said “Goddammit” after all), I explained to her my source of anger and she chuckled, handing me a paper towel.

“That’s what we call a champagne problem, Brandon!” I just snorted and did my best impression of some upper class snob complaining about his lack of champagne as I removed the sticky substance from the bottom of my shoe. Just like that. Done and gone.

All of that eventually lead me to thinking about why we have to specifically identify a problem as “first world” or “third world”. When we think “champagne” we think...rich! Upper class. Partying. Things you wouldn’t find in that Jamaican slum I saw half a decade ago. 

I’m okay with that.

I’m perfectly fine with saying “The worst thing I have to deal with is gum on my shoe or bees in a trashcan” compared to someone else saying “I’ve gotta deal with the Taliban knocking on my door!” And why? Because that’s...just our life. If you’ve a problem with the severity of your problems, then work to fix it. 

To me, champagne problems--the idea of them and their connotations--are motivation for people to fix the problems they see in other places. That’s not to criticize first world countries, you can’t blame us for being...more well-off? Of course, that’s not an excuse to allow the rest of the world to be worse. A “first world problem” shouldn’t be treated like it’s an infraction against Humanity as a whole, rather it should be an attainable goal.

Why? If the worst problem you have on a day-to-day basis is stepping in gum, then I’d say you’re pretty well off. 

Now if you don’t mind, I’ll be complaining about how cold my coffee is because my bed’s too comfortable so I overslept. Ergh.

[travellerfufi-blog]

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Best Cruises

Discover The Charm Of River Cruises: A Journey Beyond Imagination

In the realm of travel experiences, few adventures rival the enchantment of river cruises. As the gentle waters carry you through breathtaking landscapes and historic treasures, you'll find yourself immersed in a world of unparalleled beauty and discovery. Join us on an exploration of the wonders awaiting you aboard an AmaWaterways river cruise, in partnership with Savvy Travelers, where every moment is infused with magic and memories in the making.

Unlocking the Magic of River Cruises: Your Ultimate Guide

What Are River Cruises?

River cruises offer a unique blend of elegance, intimacy, and adventure, setting them apart from traditional ocean voyages. Unlike their oceanic counterparts, river cruises navigate the world's most picturesque waterways, granting passengers front-row seats to captivating scenery, charming villages, and iconic landmarks.

Popular River Cruise Destinations

From the romantic allure of Europe's Rhine and Danube rivers to the exotic landscapes of the Amazon and Mekong, river cruise destinations span the globe, each offering its own allure and allurements. Dive into the cultural riches of Egypt along the Nile, explore the wild beauty of Alaska's Inside Passage, or savor the vineyard-dotted banks of France's Bordeaux region. With a river cruise, the world is your oyster, and the possibilities are endless.

Types of River Cruises

Whether you seek a luxurious retreat, a family-friendly adventure, or an immersive cultural experience, there's a river cruise tailored to your desires. Set sail aboard a luxury liner adorned with opulent amenities, embark on an adventure-filled journey through remote wilderness, or indulge in culinary delights on a gourmet-themed cruise. Whatever your preference, there's a river cruise to match your dreams.

Planning Your River Cruise

Embarking on a river cruise is a breeze with careful planning and preparation. Choose the perfect itinerary to suit your interests, select a reputable cruise line that aligns with your preferences, and book early to secure the best deals and accommodations. Be sure to pack wisely, taking into account the climate, activities, and cultural norms of your chosen destination.

Onboard Experience

Step aboard your floating sanctuary and prepare to be dazzled by the onboard amenities and comforts awaiting you. From elegant dining venues serving gourmet cuisine to cozy lounges perfect for unwinding with a cocktail, river cruise ships offer a wealth of experiences to indulge your senses and soothe your soul.

Shore Excursions and Activities

Venture ashore to explore enchanting cities, charming villages, and historic landmarks on a variety of guided tours and excursions. Whether you're wandering the cobblestone streets of medieval towns, sampling local delicacies at bustling markets, or embarking on adrenaline-pumping adventures, each shore excursion promises new discoveries and unforgettable moments.

Family-Friendly River Cruises

Families will delight in the array of activities and amenities designed to entertain guests of all ages. From supervised kids' clubs and family-friendly dining options to enriching educational programs and interactive onboard activities, river cruises offer something for everyone to enjoy, ensuring cherished memories for the whole family.

Luxury River Cruises

Indulge in the pinnacle of river cruise luxury aboard an upscale vessel adorned with lavish accommodations, attentive service, and exclusive amenities. From spacious suites with panoramic views to gourmet dining experiences curated by world-class chefs, luxury river cruises elevate the art of travel to new heights of sophistication and style.

Tips for First-Time River Cruisers

As you prepare for your maiden voyage, arm yourself with essential tips and tricks to ensure a smooth and memorable experience. Pack light and smart, acquaint yourself with onboard etiquette, and embrace the spirit of adventure as you embark on this journey of a lifetime.

In conclusion, when it comes to discovering the world's most enchanting destinations, consider embarking on an unforgettable AmaWaterways river cruise or exploring the exceptional offerings provided by Savvy Travelers. Whether your heart yearns for romance, relaxation, or adventure, opting for one of the best cruises assures an experience brimming with discovery, delight, and dreams fulfilled. Start planning your journey today and let the enchanting magic of river cruising carry you on an extraordinary voyage of a lifetime!

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Headlines

Reports: Justice Dept. preparing antitrust probe of Google (AP) The U.S. Justice Department is readying an investigation of Google’s business practices and whether they violate antitrust law, according to news reports. The search giant was fined a record $2.72 billion by European regulators in 2017 for abusing its dominance of the online search market. In the U.S., the Federal Trade Commission made an antitrust investigation of Google but closed it in 2013 without taking action. Now the Justice Department has undertaken an antitrust probe of the company’s search and other businesses, according to reports by The Wall Street Journal, The New York Times and Bloomberg News.

Pentagon tells White House to keep politics away from the military (Washington Post) The request from the acting defense secretary, Patrick Shanahan, came amid backlash over an administration request to hide the USS John S. McCain warship during President Trump’s visit to Japan last month.

Texas struggles to keep pace as thirst for water intensifies (AP) About 1,000 people arrive in Texas each day, drawn by jobs, newly built homes and other opportunities. But in a state where prolonged drought is a regular occurrence, officials are struggling to ensure they can sate everyone’s thirst. “The state is growing so fast that we’re constantly playing catch-up when it comes to building resilient water supplies,” said Robert Mace, executive director of The Meadows Center for Water and the Environment at Texas State University. “The question is: When the bad times come will there be enough water for everybody?” As the planet warms and weather patterns turn more extreme, droughts--as well as floods--in the state generally have worsened. Meanwhile, the state population is expected to double by 2050 to more than 50 million people.

Canada Suspends Operations at Embassy in Venezuela (AP) Canada suspended operations at its embassy in Venezuela on Sunday, saying the regime of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro regime would not renew visas for its diplomats.

Britain’s Boris Johnson launches leadership bid with Brexit rallying cry (Reuters) British lawmaker Boris Johnson launched his bid to replace outgoing Prime Minister Theresa May on Monday, saying Brexit had to be delivered on Oct. 31 with or without an exit deal.

Donald Trump wades into UK’s Brexit crisis as he arrives for state visit (Reuters) U.S. President Donald Trump arrived in Britain on Monday for a state visit, with his interventions on Brexit, outgoing Prime Minister Theresa May’s successor and a row over China’s Huawei set to overshadow the pomp and a banquet with Queen Elizabeth.

Cruise ship slams into a crowded dock, injuring four (Washington Post) A 65,000-ton cruise ship blared an urgent horn as it made a beeline toward a busy Venetian dock, sending panicked onlookers running for safety. Video showed the moment the 2,100-passenger MSC Opera bumped a nearby river boat early Sunday morning before slamming into the wharf in the San Basilio Terminal on the Giudecca Canal. A deep thud and then the sound of shattering glass could be heard as the vessel scrapped along the quay and passersby shouted instructions to flee the rogue cruise ship. Port authorities told Agence France-Presse four tourists sustained minor injuries.

Hungarians protest over government overhaul of academic bodies (Reuters) Hungarians took to the streets of central Budapest on Sunday to protest plans to overhaul the country’s leading scientific research body, which they see as part of a wider government attempt to curb academic freedom.

British Airways Resumes Flights to Pakistan After 11 Years (AP) Pakistani state-run media says British Airways has resumed flights to the South Asian country, over a decade after they were suspended in the wake of a truck bombing of a hotel in the capital, which killed dozens.

China warns students, academics of risks of studying in U.S. (Reuters) China warned students and academics on Monday about risks involved in studying in the United States, pointing to limits on the duration of visas and visa refusals, amid a bitter trade war and other tension between the two countries.

Taiwan urges China to ‘repent’ for Tiananmen, China paper says event is merely history (Reuters) China must “sincerely repent” for the bloody crackdown on pro-democracy demonstrators in and around Tiananmen Square three decades ago, Taiwan said on Monday, as a Chinese newspaper said nobody in China was interested in dragging up the past.

Pompeo says US ready to talk to Iran with ‘no preconditions’ (AP/Reuters) U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said Sunday that the Trump administration is ready for unconditional discussions with Iran in an effort to ease rising tensions that have sparked fears of conflict. But the United States will not relent in trying to pressure the Islamic Republic to change its behavior in the Middle East, America’s top diplomat said. Reacting to the offer to engage without pre-conditions, Iran’s Foreign Ministry said that Tehran expected a change in U.S. behavior rather than “word-play”.

Sudan Troops Besiege Protest Camp, 5 Reported Killed (AP) Sudanese security forces have moved against a protest sit-in camp in the capital Monday, besieging the site and setting fire to tents, witnesses and protest leaders said. Machine gun fire and explosions were heard and smoke rose from the area.