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Happy (late) slow horses day to all who celebrate
#slow horses#river cartwright#river cartwrong#my boy river simply cannot win#he’s just like me fr#somebody please let him have a nap
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loser energy cartwrong gifs that I've collected from tumblr 😈😈
#river cartwright#river cartwrong#slow horses#im so excited#to be annoying about him again when s4 drops#i miss him#my pathetic little meow meow#lil blorbo
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impatiently waiting for season 4
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He's so babygirl
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RIVER WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK HE WAS GOING TO DO? He walked to the fire like three times before he did it.
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Slow Horses 'Strange Games'
SLOW HORSES 3.01
#slow horses#s3e1#louisa guy#rosalind eleazar#river cartwright#river cartwrong#jack lowden#jackson lamb#gary oldman#he might end up burning himself#saul metzstein#tv
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i support not only cartwrights but also cartwrongs
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"everyone looks hot with Lana edited over them"
-my friend 💌
(not my edit, will find the editor and edit this post when I do 😘)
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This one is for myself and the two other people in the fandom
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@vixxensvoid an introduction into our favourite girlfailure
JACK LOWDEN as River Cartwright in Slow Horses 2.01
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river's attempt to reassure the french strangers by telling them his lookalike was dead only to NOT be reassuring and had just accidentally told them their son was shot dead in another country is such a river thing to do
#slow horses#slow horses spoilers#slow horses season 4 spoilers#slow horses season 4#river cartwright#when will he ever do something right#he keeps getting things cartwrong
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"River is a failure even at ending his life" - fanfiction trilogy
Bear | Shoot an Arrow | River by the River
TW - suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, suicidal dark humour
It all began with a dark joke in a Discord chat: "River is so good at failing tasks, he'd probably fail at his own suicide too." The idea was so compelling, so quintessentially River, that all the participants wrote their own variations of this prompt.
BEAR by SuperLizard - When River runs out of energy to muddle through, the last option seems obvious. Jackson Lamb reckons with his own toxicity. The slow horses hunt one of their own.
The wind pulled him to his feet. Everything else was silent. The night was deep and the city had gone to sleep. The river was carrying all the tears of the heavens out to the sea. It would carry him too.
SHOOT AN ARROW by LurrAntsanot - So here he was. Not an Olympian. On a bridge. Staring down. (Did you know there are thirty-five bridges over the Thames in London?)
The only redeeming quality River could name when asked by a discerning judge of character was his heart. And that very heart was exactly why he'd never get what it wanted.
RIVER BY THE RIVER by donotNomi (aka me) - River is determined to end his life, but navigating the logistics of his departure from the world proves unexpectedly challenging.
River's final week of life passed without incident. During breaks, he slipped away, strolling along the banks of the Thames while nibbling on his sandwich, scouting for the perfect location to end his life. A dead spot, he chuckled to himself. When he found himself making dark jokes about his impending suicide, River knew he was mentally prepared.
I'm confident that the one I wrote is the silliest of the three, but Super Lizard and LurrAntsanot argue that it's the most terrifying one. If you read these fics, please let me know your opinion on this matter.
#slow horses#slow horses fanfiction#river cartwright#River cartwrong's wrongdoings#Expanding Slow Horses fandom one silly joke at the expece of poor River a time
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Saskia Reeves, who plays Catherine Standish, added: "I remember distinctly in season 1 how he not only set the tone as Ros described off set, but on set, the way that he works as an actor. He always knows exactly what he's doing, but he makes you think like he doesn't, and it sort of gave us all the confidence to continue in that vein also.
"He sort of showed us the way, which I personally really enjoyed. It's like, 'Oh I can just improvise, but not really, I can just make things up, but I'm very prepared', and I love that balance. And Gary very much, for me anyway, showed me, 'yeah, you can do that, let's do this', if that makes sense.""
#saskia reeves#catherine standish#rosalind eleazar#louisa guy#gary oldman#jackson lamb#jack lowden#river cartwright#cartwrong#marcus longridge#roddy ho#shirley dander#min harper#slow horses#slow horses cast#slow horses couples#standish x lamb#lamb x standish#slow horses series#slow horses tv show#slough house#slough house series#apple tv slow horses#slow horses s1#slow horses s2#slow horses s3#slow horses s4#mick herron#will smith#christopher chung
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So much to say about pookies haircut.
River Cartwright (Jack Lowden) in Slow Horses Season 4 Preview
#guys i zoomed in on the last gif and he looks close to tears#somethings going down#but#feel like hes gonna get his arse handed to him again lol#river cartwright#river cartwrong#new season looks so good tho#love you river#slow horses#jack lowden
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i'm on the river x diana train and i need a fic of them before stansted based on river referring to himself as her favourite pretty please
#diana taverner#river cartwright#slow horses#slough house#fanfic#they would have had amazing sex#look me in the eyes and tell me i'm cartwrong
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